Here Comes The Yuantervention

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Somebody had to do something...

 

Offshore Yuan ripped 14 handles stronger after early weakness on PBOC's "stable" fix...

 

And Chinese stocks lifted elegantly back to unchanged to prove its not fundamentals...

 

Just "psychological panic."

Panic at paying 64x valuations perhaps?

 

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Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:26 | 7027679 db51
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Thar She BLOWS!   Man the Harpoons!

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:28 | 7027693 opaopaopa
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damn the torpedoes

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:35 | 7027731 JohnGaltsChild
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unsinkable

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:38 | 7027751 Soul Glow
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For 12 hours.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:00 | 7027821 HungryPorkChop
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Release The Kraken. 

The mortals must pay!

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:38 | 7027930 new game
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65 x = moar qe- we can grow to that and finance it too.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:50 | 7027958 Ms No
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With Chinese rushing into dollars could we see currency controls next?

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:16 | 7028036 NoDebt
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I'm just glad I'm drinking and listening to Pink Floyd through all of this.  Shine on, you crazy diamond.

G'night all.  See ya 5am bright and sharp, same as usual.

If you're trading in the middle of this mess on the other side of the planet right now, God bless you.  

 

 

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:32 | 7028096 OregonGrown
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So...... did the shanghai markets SHUT DOWN AGAIN?  Price hasnt moved for an hour!

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:47 | 7028140 Montani Semper ...
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 Hour and a half lunch break. Happens every day.

 US futures are turning green, look for a big rip up in the SHCOMP when they return from their tea.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 00:45 | 7028237 Montani Semper ...
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 Or not.

 My market calls are worse than Gartmans, so I'm predicting gold will be monkey-hammered down to 1080 by the cash open this morning.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 03:56 | 7028427 Lex_Luthor
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They should be buying gold... Why rush into toilet paper?

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 09:00 | 7028840 astoriajoe
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All I need is this chair!

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:39 | 7027758 JungleCat
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Chinese Finance Minister Bai Dam Ting says you should buy dem dam stock tings.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:35 | 7027735 Beatscape
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Don't fight the PBOC.

The People's Bank of China has more financial assets than any single public institution, and is second only to the Federal Reserve System of the United States in terms of overall central bank assets.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:44 | 7027776 LetThemEatRand
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And they have lots of greenbacks to dump if necessary.  The current deflation we are experiencing is the result of dollars not in circulation, and instead sitting on the balance sheets of various entities like PBOC.  

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:58 | 7027801 tc06rtw
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 The PBoC is less competent than the Federal Reserve…  the mind reels !

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:29 | 7027907 aurum4040
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I wouldn't go that far.. . Chinese citizens and the PBOC have more gold then everyone realizes and everyone period, we all know this. 

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:35 | 7027920 LetThemEatRand
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And competence has nothing to do with it.  The PBOC isn't about making economies or people work.  It is about having power, just like the Fed.  

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:45 | 7027934 new game
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at some point they will have no choice but to liquidate to support the yuan. think swissy.

let er fall, til? the fed is playing their reserve role to a conclusion that may be very uncomfortable. balance sheet expansion a coming...

not sure how gold will be a part of this fiat war.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:11 | 7028026 monk27
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Why support the yuan ? As world exporters, it's against their interest...

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:52 | 7028151 FreedomGuy
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Because it forces everyone in the country to take pay cuts. International items will rise dramatically in price like oil and food. Chinese will move money offshore. Also, foreign customers who do take Yuan will want more of it. It is not a totally closed system.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 05:08 | 7028477 Deep_Out-of-the...
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Two words... capital flight.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:44 | 7028128 Bullionaire
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"not sure how gold will be a part of this fiat war."

 

Unless gold is made internationally illegal, i.e unlawful to redeem for paper, it will function just like it always has.

 

Time will tell...

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:09 | 7028020 Goliath Slayer
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Awaiting the DOLLARTERVENTION...

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:03 | 7027996 Tyrone Shoelaces
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Can a Nigga get a table dance in hea?

 

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:27 | 7027686 Bangin7GramRocks
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Momma kissed the boo boo and everything is all better. Now go to bed dear.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:31 | 7027688 nope-1004
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"Markets are never wrong".

 

LMFAO

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:46 | 7027781 Escrava Isaura
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"Markets are never wrong".

Anyone that ever believed this statement is watching too much massmedia.

China’s Yuan, China finance, and China is China’s problems. If anyone try to bring them down, they should respond accordingly. And that is what they are doing. Kudos to them.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:49 | 7027957 new game
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"Markets are never wrong".

and that is why so many never win, ha...

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:07 | 7028008 worbsid
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They can be wrong longer than you have money, so I hear.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:30 | 7027690 Yes We Can. But...
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Not 64x valuations, but 64x earnings.

64x is bubblicious.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:52 | 7028150 Fred Hayek
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It is but I think the graph understates both it and how horrible the other exchanges actually are.

Are those ratios in terms of price to *forward* earnings ratio?

Because that's one of statistical games that's played by Wall Street. I heard this on CNBC on Friday afternoon while enjoying a tasty slice of schadenfreude. One of the apologists/cheerleaders said that stocks aren't expensive because "all throughout this rally the price to forward earnings ratio has been 16:1" which looks like what that graph shows.

But "forward earnings" are a fantasy. If you continually estimate that your company will create physical impossibilities and make eleventy billion dollars in profits every quarter then, yeah, your stock's price compared to these fantasy numbers doesn't seem outrageous. But, so what? Those numbers don't mean anything. Compared to immediately past earnings that U.S. stocks P/E ratio goes up to a completely unsupportable mid 20's, if I remember David Stockman's quick math on it. And using real accounting, not Congressman Kanjorski singing "Anything Goes" accounting it might easily go into the 30's.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 00:23 | 7028209 BadLibertarian
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I heard that comment too and almost spit up my drink. Wasn't that the same guy who was talking about buying more (moar) Apple?

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 08:05 | 7028654 gatorengineer
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64x using chinese accounting practices.... Fixed it for ya

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:28 | 7027694 stant
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http://www.armstrongeconomics.com/archives/41740 for you Sunday night extra reading

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:29 | 7027696 CHoward
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You got to love it.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:32 | 7027700 Janet Shalom Be...
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Fundamentals only matter when we run out of greater fools.   

Funny that their government is willing to buy all these bubble assets to hold indefinitely,

reminds me of the Fed who bought trillions of bad bank loans, bad mortgages, and other toxic bank assets, and untold trillions in bubble stocks.   They are doing God's work.   Goes hand-in-hand wth perpetuating the FIAT fraud on society at large.

Can't let Wall Street wake-up from their weekend slumber soundly under 1900.  Give them a soft morning kiss.

Them ease them into the 1800's next week.

 

 

 

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 00:04 | 7028178 FreedomGuy
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This is how the government through and with the banks they support end up owning the entire world. They buy stocks to prop them up. I don't think they ever unloaded the MBS/CDO's from the crash and are still holding those.

One day you wake up and find out the government-Fed-banks own everything, albeit with maybe one or two intermediaries.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:30 | 7027703 FreeShitter
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CTrl P motherfuckers.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:36 | 7027743 Soul Glow
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And look at where that's got us.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:30 | 7027704 nmewn
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"Unpatriotic bastards are selling the stawk rip! Hunt them down in the streets comrades!" - Vice Public Security Minister Meng Qingfeng

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:56 | 7027802 ThroxxOfVron
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Klytus, -I'm bored...

.........What plaything do you have to offer me today??

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:01 | 7027823 nmewn
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Ahhh, well, there's always something to liven up a dull thread ;-)

The D.C. cops won’t say what killed Mikhail Lesin—or what he was doing in a hotel room there. But all signs point to the former Kremlin propaganda boss cutting a deal with the FBI.

"When police found Mikhail Lesin dead in a Washington, D.C., hotel room, the most interesting question wasn’t the cause of his demise, but what he was doing in the United States in the first place.

The former propaganda chief for Russian president Vladimir Putin, nicknamed “the bulldozer” for his history of rolling over his opposition, Lesin had been under scrutiny by the FBI and the Justice Department for potential money laundering and violation of corruption laws. Lesin was suspected of hiding ill-gotten gains in nearly $30 million worth of luxury real estate in southern California, an astounding set of assets for a man supposedly collecting a civil servant’s salary. He’d also been considered for sanctions that would have prevented him from obtaining a visa to enter the United States."

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/10/was-putin-s-media-chief...

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:12 | 7027852 DirkDiggler11
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Mikhail was simply out for a night on the town in DC, having a nice dinner and such.

After the Fukushima Sushi he wasn't feeling too well, however he did have a nice soft "glow" about him as he staggered slowly down the street and back to his hotel room....,

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 23:14 | 7028034 Handful of Dust
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<< had been under scrutiny by the FBI and the Justice Department for potential money laundering and violation of corruption laws >>

 

Ha! By the looks of the trillions of money flooding into the usa being laundered by Chinese, Nigerians, Iranians, Saudis, and on and on, I can't believe the FBI still looked at that sort of thing.

 

And corruption laws?

 

Ha! We saw how effective Holder was enforcing those.

 

Must be a  mistake.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 22:18 | 7027870 BadLibertarian
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bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

Crash! Ah-ahh. He'll save every one of us.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:32 | 7027720 Winnipegger
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It's all psychological

 

hahaha

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:36 | 7027736 Soul Glow
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And transitory, just like oil.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 21:33 | 7027722 myztix
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yuan devaluation is the crowded trade.

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