Teenage "Terrorist" Attacks Teacher With Machete In France

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Just moments ago, unidentified gunmen stormed a mall in a mainly Shiite neighborhood in eastern Baghdad, killing 10 and taking some 75 hostages. 

Although no one immediately took credit for the assault, the most likely culprit is of course ISIS, which is struggling to hold onto key territory in the country in the face of a resurgent Iraqi military and persistent attacks from Iran's Shiite militias. 

While today's Baghdad attack is brazen - it marks an incursion into the Iraqi capital - it's sadly par for the proverbial course in the region where at least four wars are currently playing out. 

Of course attacks are not par for the course in the West which is why when a Friday night in Paris turns into the Wild West, it's the biggest story on the planet. And while we doubt the Western public will ever become as desensitized to attacks on "civilized" countries as it is to attacks in the Mid-East, lone wolf incidents are happening more frequently. 

Just last week for instance, a man later identified as a refugee who spent time in a German center for asylum seekers ran into a police station in northern Paris screaming "Allahu Akbar" and waving a meat cleaver. 

Well don't look now, but yet another knife-wielding "terrorist" was on the loose in France earlier today. An individual who police would later say "does not seem to be in full control of his faculties" attacked worshippers at the Marseille synagogue with a machette.

"Binyamin Amsalem, a teacher, sustained light injuries to his hand when a man wielding a machete attacked him when he was on his way to the synagogue for morning prayers," The Times of Israel reports. The attacker - a 16 year old - threw the knife and ran. He was caught 10 minutes later.

The boy allegedly yelled "Allahu Akbar" prior to the attack. 

As for Amsalem, he used a copy of the Torah to defend himself.

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Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:35 | 7030426 roisaber
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This story seems 100% kosher to me.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:45 | 7030520 38BWD22
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The world seems to be going completely NUTS.  More so (and faster) than normal.

The economy (BDI, stocks), Jihadists, etc.

Batten down the hatches, looks like bad stuff coming.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:55 | 7030569 Herd Redirectio...
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Why would the guy throw the machete?  Machetes aren't throwing knives.  And why did he run?   He hadn't even done anything except yell Allahu Akbar?

Seems more like some kid was arrested, and THEN the machete was 'found' (which is how they 'do' in Israel), along with this man's minor injuries (which seem like they could have happened in any kitchen in the land).

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:18 | 7030741 SuperRay
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All the Jews will now call this a miracle. Let's just get anyone who believes some anthropomorphic super being is watching over us in one place, altogether, and leave them there. Oh wait! I think that's already happened. It's called earth and it's filled with deluded morons. Let's nuke'em

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:40 | 7030883 Herd Redirectio...
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"Throw this machete, and we will give you $2000.  Plus you will spend a few days in a low security prison.  Don't ask so many questions"

Is that really so hard to consider?

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:54 | 7030957 Yes We Can. But...
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Mon, 01/11/2016 - 16:22 | 7031540 Nutsack
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OBAMAHU AKBAR!

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:53 | 7030958 Never One Roach
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"They should have gone under their desks with a pair of scissors...what's wrong with them?!"

 

"It's [obviously] their fault...they asked fof it..."

 

"They should have kept the machette wielders at arms length."

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:22 | 7030775 the phantom
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Looks like the guy takes the special "Advanced Torah Defense Against People Throwing Machetes" class.  Or this story is a complete crock of shit.  Hmmmmm...

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:29 | 7030824 glenlloyd
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Hmmm, are we going to have to ban those machetes?

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 15:46 | 7031293 FireBrander
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Why should anyone be allowed to own a machete? All knives over 2" should be banned! And it should be required that all knives 2" and under be sold dull and with a safety cover for added security against cuts. Sharpening anything should also be illegal. There, I think we're all safe now; from knives anyway..well knives owned by people that are willing to obey the law...

 

November 13, 2015

Andrea Mitchell – NBC Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent and wife of Alan Greenspan

Dateline NBC appearance, discussing the weapons used in Paris attack.

Paraphrasing:

“The only people with guns in France are the “Criminal Element”; due to guns laws”.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 17:19 | 7031803 Lea
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"Why should anyone be allowed to own a machete? All knives over 2" should be banned!"

They are. In Europe, carrying a knife lengthier than the palm of you hand is forbidden, barring a legitimate motive. If caught with one, unless you have a veeeeery good reason ("Defending Your Constitutional Rights" isn't one), you can get yourself up to one year in jail and a 3000 euros fine.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:31 | 7030835 tarsubil
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My plan is to start drinking heavily.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 15:55 | 7031353 MsCreant
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Start?

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:53 | 7030576 Croesus
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It's really odd, how the Muslims (who supposedly hate Jews) seem to rarely attack them.

Why aren't the Muslim "terrorists" visiting the local Synagogues on Friday night? 

Strange...

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:02 | 7030624 Theta_Burn
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^

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:05 | 7030655 Jethro
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On a Friday?  No, their asses are still recovering from Thursday night.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:59 | 7030616 Theta_Burn
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If they can't goad the German bikers/hooligans/bounces to further we need more chaos diversion, let a Jew or 2 get hacked at with machete's and watch this shit go exponential..

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:23 | 7030787 MrNosey
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At what point is the non-Muslim population of the West going to say enough is enough......

http://beforeitsnews.com/global-unrest/2016/01/the-lion-is-it-time-to-fi...

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 15:05 | 7031055 alphahammer
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Please make up your mind.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 16:25 | 7031553 Nutsack
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psssssssssssssssssst....scroll to the very bottom of the page for an explanation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ZEROHEDGE/ABC MEDIA

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 16:41 | 7031623 MsCreant
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Pssst:

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http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-12-31/2015-greatest-hits-presenting-m...

from Tyler on the same post:

Fri, 01/01/2016 - 10:33 | 6984997Tyler Durden

ABC Media has nothing to do with American Broadcasting Corporation. Also read in the post where it says that Zero Hedge has never received a dollar of outside funding.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 15:53 | 7031346 MsCreant
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Fucking hackers!

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:35 | 7030428 salvadordaly
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How is it that any one can get their hands on a machete in France in this day and age! BAN MACHETES NOW!

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:37 | 7030453 Save_America1st
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the government most likely armed them as they entered the country...you know...so they could defend themselves against evil white privelege people.

that's practically what the treasonous gov-scum is doing here in the U.S. 

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:38 | 7030871 TheDanimal
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At least we've got that Chinese lady with the assault rifle.  She's more American than the liberal Whites.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 16:27 | 7031571 Nutsack
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I want to bang her

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:40 | 7030463 ZeroPoint
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It's an assault machete with a HIGH capacity blade. NO ONE needs one of these for hunting!

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:49 | 7030551 Ignatius
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For God's sake, now how am I gonna peel my potatoes?

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:56 | 7030595 jeff montanye
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cut your bananas.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:41 | 7030481 Normalcy Bias
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They'll ban all machetes with blades longer than 3".

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:50 | 7030506 OregonGrown
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NOPE..... it is now time to ban PEOPLE!  

 

Que agenda 2030, the georgia guidestones AND the new world order....

 

RICH BITCHES, TO YOUR BUNKERS..... everyone else, FUCK OFF.

 

Sincerely,

Worlds financial elite!

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:47 | 7030535 great_scot
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a machete is a good guy with a machete.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:18 | 7030745 More Ammo
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How about never bringing a knife to a gun fight?

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 15:02 | 7031039 alphahammer
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Even more perfect!

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 22:27 | 7033204 StychoKiller
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Who couldanode that a Torah "outguns" a knife/machete?

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 15:01 | 7031038 alphahammer
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Perfect!

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:39 | 7030429 DetectiveStern
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Does a lone bloke wielding a massive knife really class as terrorism now? A kid got stabbed to death outside a pub near my house a few months back. No one shouted Allahu Akbar so I guess no one involved was terrorised as the poor kid lay on the floor bleeding to death.

No one called Terrorism when a bloke with one eye went around throwing grenades and shooting people in the area, including two police, a few years back either.

When I was growing up Terrorism involved 1000lbs bombs placed in vans, mortor attacks on Downing Street, rocket attacks on MI6 etc. A bloke with a knife is not a terrorist they're just nutters and should be treated as such don't give them the perceived glory, to others of that ilk, of "terrorist".

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:50 | 7030546 KnuckleDragger-X
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We're playing pretend now, only after the 'superior' people start getting raped, will they do anything and that will be 'danegeld' type bribes for their new barbarian overlords.....

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:07 | 7030670 DetectiveStern
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The superiors have been raping kids for years why do you think they're not bothered about immigrants raping people. Here in the UK, as I've posted before, Asian sex gangs used to get kids for politicians the same way Savile did. 

Paedophilia and sexual abuse go hand in hand with the elite.

The police are so used to turning a blind eye to sex abuse it's no wonder they covered up these attacks as well.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:23 | 7030782 More Ammo
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Detective,

Just to be clear, does "Asian" mean like Chinese or sandnigger?  Sorry but euphemisms confuse me...

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 16:14 | 7031487 Ghordius
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mostly Pakistani, if memory serves me well
It's a British custom to refer to Asians as Asians, but most Asians in the UK are Pakistani or Indians, so a Chinese might be mentioned as such
Possibly not PC for US standards, but not really an euphemism, just a Brit custom

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 15:02 | 7031034 KnuckleDragger-X
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According to Whoopi Goldberg, that's not "rape rape".....

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:55 | 7030590 MrTouchdown
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We had to dumb down terrorism so that the muzzies could play. Holding them up to the standard that the IRA set just isn't "fair"! Haha

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 15:00 | 7031025 alphahammer
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Yes.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 15:30 | 7031196 EddieLomax
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Its not about glory, or how effective it is.  The difference is that some people are commiting violence to advance their cause, and some people are engaging in just acts of random criminality.

So someone killing with a knife in the name of Islam is no less a terrorist then someone with a gun.

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:36 | 7030439 Jethro
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He went "old testament" on the attacker?

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:39 | 7030467 One And Only
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Warning graphic photos of Sweedish woman raped and killed by refeugee she helped.

http://www.barnhardt.biz/2015/09/10/before-you-follow-pope-francis-comma...

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 13:42 | 7030492 Normalcy Bias
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Looks like The Religion of Peace to me...

Mon, 01/11/2016 - 14:50 | 7030948 Herd Redirectio...
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Well, the dude was Ethiopian.  I highly doubt he was religious.

What religion are the homicidal killers of Chicago?   Detroit? St Louis?  Baltimore?    new Orleans?

Seriously.  Not every crime is the result of religion.  There are sociopaths of every race, color and creed (I am not downplaying the crime, but Ethiopia is only 34% Muslim, 60% Christian).   Ethnicity, (lack of) culture, and sociopathy should not be entirely excluded from the equation.

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