President Obama's Final State Of The Union Address - Live Feed

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As President Obama prepares to unleash his final State Of The Union speech, The White House has conveniently focused attention on the following six "success stories": The Economy (record low number of men in workforce), The Climate (too hot for retail, too cold for construction), Foreign Policy (bwuahahaha), Health Care (record number of Americans cutting back to afford medical costs), and Social Progress (record high racial tensions, police state, surveillance state,  and record low trust in government). But apart from that, Americans have The Kardashians, iGadgets, record levels of syphillis, and, of course, a record surge in national debt during any President's "reign."


Mission Accomplished President Obama...



For the hard of hearing and propaganda-impaired - here is a quick summary of President Obama's 'tenure'


The decline and fall of American Exceptionalism in one simple SOTU Speech reading level chart...

Most crucially - how exactly will President Obama claim a "victory" of a deal with Iran - safeguarding the world from their nuclear threat - when they are holding 2 vessels and 10 navy crewmen "hostage"?

The full speech can be read here but why bother: here is the abbreviated word cloud:

Live Feed (President Obama is due to speak at 9pmET)


If it's too much to bear, here is the ubiquitous drinking game...


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And here is the live score on this drinking game...


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Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:53 | 7038117 stant
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What's left of the union speech

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:54 | 7038127 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Worst President EVAR!!!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:55 | 7038135 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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How about NO, just NO. 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:03 | 7038184 Escrava Isaura
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Obama last words: I was a reactionary President. The next one will be a dictator. And you will not be better off 5 years from now. And even worse 9 years from now.

I am Barack Obama, and I approve this message.


Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:05 | 7038207 NoDebt
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Tonight's the night he finally admits he's a Muslim.  I can just FEEL it!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:09 | 7038228 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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What is this now, his "57th State" of the Union address?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:13 | 7038252 Freedom Pilot
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"Tonight's the night he finally admits he's a Muslim.  I can just FEEL it!"

He's already admitted it.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:21 | 7038264 macholatte
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Montage: 140 Unfulfilled Obama Promises from Past SOTU Addresses


Don’t have time to read all 140? Here are some of the most notable:

  • Curing cancer (promised 2009, 2010, 2015)
  • Freezing government spending for three years (2010) and five years (2011)
  • Colonizing outer space (2015)
  • Going “line by line” through the budget, eliminating needless programs (2009, 2010)
  • Inventing “material thinner than paper but stronger than steel” (2014)
  • Passing health reform that will let Americans keep their insurance (2010)
  • Converting sunlight into liquid fuel (2015)
  • Passing comprehensive immigration reform (2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014)
  • Closing Gitmo (2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015)
  • Ending the Israeli-Palestinian conflict (2014)
  • Passing a law that will prevent mass shootings (2014)
  • Keeping earlier promises he’s already made (2013)



I'm happy like a prisoner who has only one more year to do.


Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:23 | 7038307 Lore
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Never have so many been so deeply out of touch.

Look at those fools, clapping with their cheesy grins. YUUUCK.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:31 | 7038356 wee-weed up
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Just two words... projectile vomit.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:41 | 7038403 MANvsMACHINE
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We spend 8x more than the next guy on our military.....


Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:53 | 7038466 erg
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Cut the unemployment in half, took out Tim Osman, taking out ISIS oil. What a farcical theatre of the absurd.

Incredible, inedible, incredulous, insanity. We've all entered the Twilight Zone. 

Romney Wordsworth

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:26 | 7038594 old naughty
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He sure has a lot of clothes on...

for a king.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:04 | 7038728 The9thDoctor
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No one cares about Obama's last State of the Union address.

I'm looking forward to Donald Trump's first.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:47 | 7038846 TeamDepends
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Respectfully disagree. When we hear of Obama's last........anything (tears up) we (overcome with emotion) feel as if the Blue Whale has been lifted from our shoulders....

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 01:27 | 7038926 Chris Dakota
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Jews hate blacks, its why they put a black guy in at the end.

Guess they wanted to really stick the fall with a woman, Yellen, Hillary.

haha....da joos are slippin

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 03:13 | 7039073 Chris Dakota
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What Jews did is to falsely push the idea that whites were still in control of society here.

It's a shock to white Americans that they are not in control, which is why they reject

that when they are presented with the facts that prove otherwise.

Jews control all white nations and have over centuries. They just let you think you are controlling things

to secure your comfort.

Hitler knew this, Americans were naive as they still are today.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 03:23 | 7039084 macholatte
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Black people hate white people

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:37 | 7039209 847328_3527
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"It's contained."

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:42 | 7039217 Keyser
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How many times did he talk about himself? Must have been over 100... 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 12:47 | 7040625 TexasAggie
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I have Fox Business on and Juan Williams was replaying Obama's lies on 14MM jobs created, and 5% unemployment that the people who have dropped out or old and retiring.  I haven't seen the fact check on the 14MM.  How many peopel had jobs on Jan 20, 2009 and how many last month?  The difference is the number of jobs created. 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 13:11 | 7040786 EINSILVERGUY

Just saw the same thing. Juan has to be one of the most economically illiterate people I have ever seen. Course he makes stupid remarks all of the time so go figure. Its par for the course


Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:11 | 7038534 booboo
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COSTELLO:  I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America  .
ABBOTT: Good Subject.  Terrible Times.  It’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO:  That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.  
COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.
ABBOTT:  5.6% Unemployed.
COSTELLO:  Right 5.6% out of work. 
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s  23% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%. 
COSTELLO:  WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%? 
ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed.  23% are out of work. 
COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed. 
ABBOTT:  No, Obama said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed.  You have to look for work to be unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
COSTELLO:  What point?
ABBOTT:  Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair. 
COSTELLO: To whom?
ABBOTT: The unemployed.  
COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.  
ABBOTTNo, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed. 
COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?
ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!
COSTELLOThe unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?
ABBOTTAbsolutely it goes  down. That’s how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise it would be 23%.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?  
ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.
COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
ABBOTT: Correct.
COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
ABBOTT: Bingo.  
COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like a Politcian. 
COSTELLO:  I don’t even know what the hell I just said!  
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like President Obama

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 01:12 | 7038893 Mauricio6401
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Obama:  Who is unemployed?

Trump : Is What!!

Obama: I said Who is unemployed!!

Trump : Is What!!


Trump : WHAT!!!!

Obama : Do you have a problem in your ears?

Hillary : No, that's I don't know!!

Obama : If you don't know and you are not even supposed to be in this show, I bet you have no job

Hillary : Nop, that is What!!

:) , we are pretty fu** with all this clowns, I should have stayed in my old Chilito.





Wed, 01/13/2016 - 09:55 | 7039629 old naughty
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Boo Boo,

Well done.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:40 | 7038393 ThroxxOfVron
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Those people ARE happy, wealthy and secure.

They are in The Club.

The applause is for themselves.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:48 | 7038440 57-71
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More than half clap everytime they think:

"This is last time I have to come here to listen to this full of shit asshole".

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:58 | 7038864 Bilderberg Member
Wed, 01/13/2016 - 04:45 | 7039146 83_vf_1100_c
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  It's probably like the guys who follow Kim around with notebooks. It's part of their game and everyone knows it is bullshit but you do it because otherwise you could be out of the club. The notebook guys just get fed to the pigs.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:50 | 7038450 HungryPorkChop
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If I had to use two words to label this presidents last 8 years it would be:  Greek Tragedy 


Wed, 01/13/2016 - 01:28 | 7038929 Chris Dakota
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for now.

the show is just getting started and they know it.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:20 | 7038564 Lord Ariok
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The woman with the cast on her arm had to laugh and pretend to clap with her cast on it was funny. Or Else Obummer would have broken the other arm

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:57 | 7038714 vollderlerby
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That's pretty fucking funny.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 11:13 | 7040004 noless
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That was a fucking Reichstag level display of obedience, eerie.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:56 | 7038710 vollderlerby
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Felt the same prisoner thing about GW, now much worse with the Obommer.  Fucking embarrassing what we have to show for as President. At least Clinton got blown in the oval office.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:21 | 7038277 valjoux7750
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He just said thats how we reinvented the energy sector..lmao. yea good job on that one. Is he serious? Geeze...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:25 | 7038318 OregonGrown
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"Anyone claiming that america's economy is in decline, is pedaling fiction"


Someone needs kick that piece of shit in the ass on his way out of the building!



Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:29 | 7038345 NoPension
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It's a fucking room full of Government employees.

Life has ever been better for a .gov teet suckler.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 02:09 | 7038981 I-am-not-one-of-them
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The way Obama speaks about Al Qaeda and ISIS, you'd think they would target the real enemy, all in that hall.  But not one of them are afraid,because they all know Al Qaeda and ISIS work for the USA and their targets are civilians for terror and fear to propel more warmongering.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 07:39 | 7039273 BeansMcGreens
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Thought the very same thing, no anything anywhere to make a political statement.

Down my way the only thing that went on last night was a guy stabbed another while fighting over a stolen cell phone.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 04:47 | 7039149 83_vf_1100_c
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  If I win the lottery I will spend millions to see that such happens. Frivolous maybe but if I can swing the video rights I will make 10s of mms.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:43 | 7038653 techpriest
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Scary. I went into the renewables space for grad school in 2008, saw the farce for what it was, and now I do computer programming.

Seriously, this guy has no clue what's going on or what the environmental impacts are. Then again, he's just the face of the machine.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:16 | 7038551 swamp
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He is blatantly lying. This is not his last.
He plans to stay on under state of emergency and will not leave and then pretend it was not planned and use this speech as 'proof'.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:09 | 7038230 SMG
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Goddamn traitors, all of them.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:07 | 7038521 Chupacabra-322
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Fuck, I'm surprised the Damn Fucking place didn't Burst into Flames with all the Pure Evil Psychopathic Lucerferian Sociopaths.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 08:56 | 7039436 de3de8
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No way I was going to watch as I do all I can to never see or hear what he says. Rather stick pins in my eyes

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:10 | 7038235 NoVa
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So - what  words are the drinking game ?


He sure had his peeps line the aisles for his walk.


Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:10 | 7038240 nmewn
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Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:11 | 7038241 Xredsx
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Yeah and admit that he is the Anti-Christ. Repent!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:12 | 7038248 Sanity Bear
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why would he break his record streak and tell a truthhood?

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