President Obama's Final State Of The Union Address - Live Feed
As President Obama prepares to unleash his final State Of The Union speech, The White House has conveniently focused attention on the following six "success stories": The Economy (record low number of men in workforce), The Climate (too hot for retail, too cold for construction), Foreign Policy (bwuahahaha), Health Care (record number of Americans cutting back to afford medical costs), and Social Progress (record high racial tensions, police state, surveillance state, and record low trust in government). But apart from that, Americans have The Kardashians, iGadgets, record levels of syphillis, and, of course, a record surge in national debt during any President's "reign."
Mission Accomplished President Obama...
For the hard of hearing and propaganda-impaired - here is a quick summary of President Obama's 'tenure'
The decline and fall of American Exceptionalism in one simple SOTU Speech reading level chart...
Take the under #SOTU pic.twitter.com/7TqXdMNwdQ
— Not Jim Cramer (@Not_Jim_Cramer) January 12, 2016
Most crucially - how exactly will President Obama claim a "victory" of a deal with Iran - safeguarding the world from their nuclear threat - when they are holding 2 vessels and 10 navy crewmen "hostage"?
The full speech can be read here but why bother: here is the abbreviated word cloud:
Live Feed (President Obama is due to speak at 9pmET)
If it's too much to bear, here is the ubiquitous drinking game...
As DebateDrinking.com explains, when you hear a word on your selected list of drink words - take a drink*! We recommend something domestic - we are drinking for America after all.
*We define a drink as a gulp of beer or sip of wine or liquor. Know your limits and please drink responsibly.
And here is the live score on this drinking game...
Finally, this...
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The empty chair next to Michelle is for all of the clusterbombs victims that clusterbomb-Hillary voted for.
what about all the clusterFUCKS?
Those are all the chairs that are filled...
From Hope and Change to Hopium and Chains in only eight years.
Fuck me running, even the Bush years will look good by comparison in the history books.
Black Lives Matter. But - some black lives matter more than others.
Hasta La Vista, Dickwad.
Amen.
The Obommer will go down in history as the first asshole in chief that supported corporate welfare (too big to fail, for-profit prisons, military industrial complex) AND good old welfare (nuff said). FOBE - fucked on both ends.
At least the dicks before him only shoveled money into one of those black holes. Obommer filled both of those.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.
I can't leave office now Iran kidnapped some folks
I can't leave office now Iran kidnapped some folks
Well Barry... Saudi Arabia gave you a big Fuck You and today Iran gave you same... and all of that after you spent months swallowing all the Persians could unload. You have given new meaing to lead from behind.
Barry swallowed from a garden hose - but apparently it wasn't enough.
If signing "a law" forcing young people to buy health insurance they don't need to support insurance executives stock options is not dictatorial, then I don't know what is.
But this is the president that views drone strikes as consensus building.
He must've learned that in community organizer school.
/s
at the University of Chicago (Rockefeller)
you are more right than you know
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How about calling it "The State of the Soviet Union" address?
Look on the bright side. If you play this drinking game with hard liquor instead of light beer you will be dead of alcohol poisoning long before you have to hear him too much.
Oh snap.
Paging Tonya Harding! PAGING TONYA HARDING!!!
Somebody throw a fucking shoe.
STFU and GTFO!
dup
I still think Woodrow Wilson has him beat by the smallet of gaps, but it is closing rapidly.
Followed by A. Lincoln, and FDR.
Those other three wonderful people got the US into a Civil war, or world war.
LBJ should not be forgotten or forgiven while you are making a list.
Also George W. Bush, who screwed up badly enough to make Obama's election inevitable
Both Bushes were destructive psychopaths. And all their disgusting friends as well. It's like DC spits up the worst ringleaders and then puts them in charge. They are groomed behind the scenes then crop up out of nowhere and go on a tear in America and abroad.
@azusgm -- Yep, LBJ was a sleazy creep who obliterated what was left of our national finances. Among other things.
Come to think of it, one is quite correct in regards to LBJ.
He also added onto some programs, that FDR began in 1934, in 1968.
If we get Hitlery, it's guaranteed to get worse still.
This time, the SOTU address should be very short:
“We were 50% fucked before I took office, and now we are 90% fucked.”
Looney
100%
On this, the final lap, he's finally gonna get around to paying Peggy Joseph's gas & mortage
farted after reading that headline, seriously.
FOTU? (fart of the union?) ;-)
Looney
Farce of the Union....
I'd just like the Obama Administration to get pharma to stop killing our families for profits. How 'bout it, Barry?? Can you do THAT?
Tonewstips@globe.com attorneygeneral@joj.nh.gov boston@ic.fbi.gov attorney.general@maine.gov ago@state.ma.us and 2 more...
Jan 11 at 2:47 PM Hello, I just spoke with someone on the phone and am sending the requested links. Should be a pretty good story. Other news outlets are interested as well. N.H. U.S. Rep Kuster lobbied for big pharma to not have date rape drug classified Schedule 1, BTW. Are we looking to her to solve our opiate problems? These pharma companies are killing for profit, right in your face. Oxycontin co. got everyone addicted selling off label (not to old cancer patients) with "the most successful ad campaign of all time", then when the patent (monopoly) runs out and generics are available, lobby to have them banned, because now corp has new patent (monopoly) on extended release version which can't be crushed and snorted and abused. How long did they have this technology, why was it not used in the beginning, or when they got it. A patent monopoly keeps the price up so they make money but it pays to sell on the street because it's expensive/ profitable and THAT'S how it gets around. Company that makes pseudophenedrine (crystal meth) lobbied to keep it on the shelves, don't need to present ID, or else DEA says we never would have heard of it. And it looks like the Globe and Mail says this is not just in the U.S. Scumbag evil lawyers, and execs planning this for years. What's the voting record look like? Where does the money trail go to (yes, I know, to the top)? Any documents leaked? Any whistle blowers? Why is some federal agency not ALL OVER this? What is being done about this in the MA, NH, VT, ME, RI CT legislatures and law enforcement agencies? You need to do everything in your power to do the right thing and stop this. This can get it started. It's front- page. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-big-pharma-hooked-america-on-legal-heroin http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/new-oxycodone-rules-would-give-drug-maker-a-monoply-in-canada-experts-warn/article25820214/ I'm tired of hearing excuses, an executive order can handle this. Opiates and meth come from big drug companies (one in Connecticut, one in California) who have lobbyists, including some who run for offices and call themselves politicians in order to better serve their masters. In China you will stand before a firing squad certain economic crimes, like putting poisons in baby formula, and your family will receive a bill for the whole box of bullets. Put the screws to these guys, it's all over Nightly Business Report for goodness sake. Enjoy the rest of Your Day,
Wait until Uncle Sam and single payer takes over. He will charge you dearly for anything, in fact you will pay dearly to get NOTHING. At least today you can sue a health care company or insurer. Good luck with getting Uncle Sam to give you the lifesaving treatment you need. Its too costly.
What? You don't like the VA-style healthcare model? If it's good enough for our Veterans, it's good enough for you.
You are authorized for all treatments known to science, but you'll die of gangrene waiting for your broken arm to be set at the ER.
Yes healthcare brought to us by the makers of The US Dept of Education, the Internal Revenue Service, the Post Office, and many many many other complete failures.
Don't leave out the ATF and the TSA. I know Randy Weaver will never forget the ATF. Thank god he killed several of the bastards.
Well, as to the Post Office, I still get my daily intake of junkmail everday. So they're not big a screw up compared to the rest of government.com.
The Magic Mulatto debt Brother from Planet Zero here to tell us how great everything is - for the political class and the elites.
Get back to work you dumb Serfs! We've got the best bread & circuses in the World, quit complaining!
All hail the New Rome! All hail Caesar!
I'm still aghast that he showed up on time. Shocked I say. These are strange times that we live in.
I think I listened to six or seven words and thought, "I gotta get the hell out of here."
if only they hadn't made paragraphs illegal
Wouldn't watch this for all the dollars in China (which apparently isn't too many)
I'd watch it if he were going to announce his resignation.
I'd watch it if he complained about how guns are so dangerous in civilian hands then pulled one out (ala Firemarshall Bill) pointed it at his head and blew whatever passes for a brain (the brain stem in his case) to illustrate his point. And then watch as all the republicans finally give him the standing ovation he so richly deserved for taking him out of the gene pool forever.
Asta la pasta Barry.
Get your barf bags ready!
"we came...we saw....we fooled a whole lot of niggas' black and white.....so long suckas!!!!!!!!"
"The state of our Dis-Union is strong!"
Sex Pistols... yes.... Barry... fuck you.
Final State of the Union. FInal. I like the sound of that.