President Obama's Final State Of The Union Address - Live Feed

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As President Obama prepares to unleash his final State Of The Union speech, The White House has conveniently focused attention on the following six "success stories": The Economy (record low number of men in workforce), The Climate (too hot for retail, too cold for construction), Foreign Policy (bwuahahaha), Health Care (record number of Americans cutting back to afford medical costs), and Social Progress (record high racial tensions, police state, surveillance state,  and record low trust in government). But apart from that, Americans have The Kardashians, iGadgets, record levels of syphillis, and, of course, a record surge in national debt during any President's "reign."

 

Mission Accomplished President Obama...

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For the hard of hearing and propaganda-impaired - here is a quick summary of President Obama's 'tenure'

 

The decline and fall of American Exceptionalism in one simple SOTU Speech reading level chart...

Most crucially - how exactly will President Obama claim a "victory" of a deal with Iran - safeguarding the world from their nuclear threat - when they are holding 2 vessels and 10 navy crewmen "hostage"?

The full speech can be read here but why bother: here is the abbreviated word cloud:

Live Feed (President Obama is due to speak at 9pmET)

 

If it's too much to bear, here is the ubiquitous drinking game...

 

As DebateDrinking.com explains, when you hear a word on your selected list of drink words - take a drink*! We recommend something domestic - we are drinking for America after all.

*We define a drink as a gulp of beer or sip of wine or liquor. Know your limits and please drink responsibly.

And here is the live score on this drinking game...

 

Finally, this...

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Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:40 | 7038394 Everyman
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NOPE!  This is NOT a SOTU speech, it is his opening bid to becom Secretary General of the UN.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:20 | 7038910 bid the soldier...
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I imagine Russia and China will have something to say about that

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:47 | 7038847 azusgm
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What is his issue using the number eight when seven is correct? What is his issue with claiming that this is his 8th SOTU? He gave an interview recently in which he said that he has been the president for the past 8 years. He and his speech writers should be saying seven, not eight. Is he signaling something? Is he saying, "I'm done. Don't watch what I do over the next 12 months because nothing will matter."?

"Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, my fellow Americans:

Tonight marks the eighth year I’ve come here to report on the State of the Union."

I'm sorry but I cannot give this man the benefit of the doubt twice in a row.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:04 | 7038175 Yen Cross
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 I'll watch it on my laptop. Thanks Tyler.

    I can only handle 17.3' inches of bullshit...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:01 | 7038183 Jack of All Trades
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Definite cause for celebration that it's the last one for this poor excuse for a Prez.

 

Great jobs on the charts lol - what a complete and total shitshow . . .  Of course he had plenty of help from Congress, the courts, Ben Shalom and more recently his appointee, Mr. Yellen.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:06 | 7038188 OregonGrown
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HOLY SHIT.....

 

Did we just see REGGIE LOVE?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:03 | 7038192 Ms No
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Pay attention to see if he rubs anything in his eye before starting to cry again.  He has done this twice now.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:06 | 7038213 NoDebt
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<----   I got something to rub in his eye.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:19 | 7038284 OregonGrown
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Reggie, is that you?

/s

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:22 | 7038310 nmewn
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They got an empty chair there for Reggie.

Thats cute ;-)

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:39 | 7038389 Berspankme
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Reggie upstairs prepping for the after party boning

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:20 | 7038298 MrCrackerJack
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Reggie is cock blocking you...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:54 | 7038856 tmosley
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Cyanide laced with AIDS and crushed glass?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:10 | 7038752 vollderlerby
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Barry and The Boehner were cry buddies

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:04 | 7038200 oldmanofthesee
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Said pefectly!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:08 | 7038201 Son of Captain Nemo
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The only thing that would do it justice is if he has a .357 with hollow points ready to do the only noble option that is left for himself as a testament to the damage he has done which we very well may not survive THANKS TO HIM and US ALLOWING HIM TO GET AWAY WITH IT!!!

Perhaps having him do this and being lifted off the podium in a "straitjacket" If this were 40 years ago would be a very distant "second"?...

And it would have to be that long ago because the vacuous American sheep don't give a fuck if he's drugged out on prescription meds and is deranged because the majority of them are also!...

 

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:23 | 7038313 optimator
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Son, with his track record of accomplishments he'd miss if he tried to do the honorable thing.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:06 | 7038211 Jack of All Trades
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YOU LIE!!!   

 

Whatever happened to that guy.  That was awesome - need more guys with some cajones like that.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:17 | 7038278 NoDebt
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Tragic nail gun accident.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:11 | 7038755 vollderlerby
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We nail gunned some folks ...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:59 | 7038867 tmosley
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Actually he's my local congress critter. Retiring after his current term.

He was corrupt as fuck and honestly ought to be facing the gallows. That outburst was pretty nice though. Almost enough to not make me want him to face capital punishment for his crimes.

Almost.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:08 | 7038221 mortem-tyrannus
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May everyone who voted for this shitstained clown catch a terrible case of the clap, have their balls fall off, suffer horrendous night terrors and finally die alone in some god forsaken corner of the earth covered in bleeding cancerous festering boils.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:14 | 7038258 Jerky Miester
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I've been wishing that for seven long years.  Hasn't happened. 

There is an old expression.  Wish in one hand and shit in the other.  See which one fills up first. 

 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:01 | 7038870 tmosley
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I tried to convince a female employee of mine not to vote for him the first time. Told her exactly what he was.

She wound up marrying a guy from the oil patch, and they are likely fulfilling a suicide pact about now.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:09 | 7038226 83_vf_1100_c
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Is he late yet?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:09 | 7038231 I-am-not-one-of-them
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what a wankfest

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:12 | 7038236 Yen Cross
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 Paul Ryans nose is growing by the minute!!! Hey Pinocchio?

 

 Rino traitor.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:19 | 7038293 valjoux7750
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Oh its the "new" economy. Lol

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:10 | 7038237 ZombieHuntclub
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Apologizer in Chief! 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:10 | 7038238 Sanity Bear
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Wait, wait, wait,

 

clap, clap, clap

 

"Me, me, me"

 

lie, lie, lie

 

 

There, saved you the time.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:45 | 7038244 I-am-not-one-of-them
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what a wankfest

 

it's a double post

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:15 | 7038265 Global Hunter
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Maybe I don't understand State of the Union Addressess, but 10 US soldiers were captured by Iran today and the "Commander" in Chief and his cabinet seem to be just having a good laugh like the party is really about to get started around 10:30. It seems insane to me.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 10:48 | 7040160 zippedydoodah
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I'm guessing the American media didnt inform you why they were "captured". They strayed into Iranian territorial waters in a patrol boat. How would the US deal with an Iranian patrol boat in their international waters? They'd probably blow them to pieces and ask questions later.

Update. Iran swiftly released the Americans after they apologised for their unintentional trespass.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:17 | 7038271 Omega_Man
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Just watching it now... 

 

Obama is full of shit... like the rest of them...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:17 | 7038273 ToSoft4Truth
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Paul Ryan would.... ahem, his ass.  Look at that fraud! 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:00 | 7038485 OregonGrown
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Ok, i'll bite......

Kick his ass?   

 

....... or did you mean fuck?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:17 | 7038274 Moe Howard
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Thanks for "My Way". Much nicer to listen to than Obamao.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:18 | 7038282 - - - - - -
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the half nigger  the merciful

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:18 | 7038286 Mark Mywords
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I haven't watched one of these since Bush was in office and I'm not about to now.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:18 | 7038288 Cabreado
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A small man chosen for a big place slithers away as he arrived... a farce and a liar.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:19 | 7038291 socalbeach
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All fluff so far, nothing of substance.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:27 | 7038333 MrCrackerJack
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Fluffer In Chief.... See he accomplished something...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:19 | 7038295 Insurrexion
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Here is another American State of the Union...

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/global-credit-risk-john-m-cunningham

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:21 | 7038302 Bill of Rights
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Can I get a " GO SHOPPING "

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:21 | 7038304 MrCrackerJack
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2nd worse US President Carter = Iran kidnapped some folks.

Worse US President Obama = Iran kidnapped some folks.

Class what do they have in common?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:36 | 7038375 Sanity Bear
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Carter doesn't deserve that classification. Take a good long look at the rogues' gallery of US Presidents and tell me you can't find at least a dozen guys worse than Carter.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:21 | 7038305 Omega_Man
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LIAR!!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:15 | 7038546 azusgm
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I'm not watching, but I know you are correct in your response to whatever he said.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:24 | 7038308 Yen Cross
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   What about the fed balance sheet and the labor participation rate?

Foreign  VISA's?

 

Illegal immigration? Europe?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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well he called illegal imigrants as a minority with disadvantage due to prejustice

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