President Obama's Final State Of The Union Address - Live Feed

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As President Obama prepares to unleash his final State Of The Union speech, The White House has conveniently focused attention on the following six "success stories": The Economy (record low number of men in workforce), The Climate (too hot for retail, too cold for construction), Foreign Policy (bwuahahaha), Health Care (record number of Americans cutting back to afford medical costs), and Social Progress (record high racial tensions, police state, surveillance state,  and record low trust in government). But apart from that, Americans have The Kardashians, iGadgets, record levels of syphillis, and, of course, a record surge in national debt during any President's "reign."

 

Mission Accomplished President Obama...

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For the hard of hearing and propaganda-impaired - here is a quick summary of President Obama's 'tenure'

 

The decline and fall of American Exceptionalism in one simple SOTU Speech reading level chart...

Most crucially - how exactly will President Obama claim a "victory" of a deal with Iran - safeguarding the world from their nuclear threat - when they are holding 2 vessels and 10 navy crewmen "hostage"?

The full speech can be read here but why bother: here is the abbreviated word cloud:

Live Feed (President Obama is due to speak at 9pmET)

 

If it's too much to bear, here is the ubiquitous drinking game...

 

As DebateDrinking.com explains, when you hear a word on your selected list of drink words - take a drink*! We recommend something domestic - we are drinking for America after all.

*We define a drink as a gulp of beer or sip of wine or liquor. Know your limits and please drink responsibly.

And here is the live score on this drinking game...

 

Finally, this...

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Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:23 | 7038311 Keep Shootin
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Did I hear him say we reduced the deficit?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:54 | 7038561 I-am-not-one-of-them
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"reduce" not the same as "eliminate"

the deficit was smaller than projected, so it went down, but was not eliminated, or he lied

the deficit contributes to debt

so debt still got bigger,what iis it now, $20 Trillion?  Who cares, it's all free, the World collective buying TBs will never get their money back

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:27 | 7038323 Wow72
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Isnt this the list Obama read 7 years ago? Whats the matter Obama didnt even hit ONE goal in 7 years? A little late to start? Are you re-stating them to remind yourself of what they even were? OBOZO! HE's SMOOTH....

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:30 | 7038343 MrCrackerJack
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He did better with his March Madness list.... Maybe he should stick to holes and balls...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:28 | 7038324 Yen Cross
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   We need to re-tool our government.

 Banks aren't lending Zero. They're parking their cash at the fed for 25-50 basis points.

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:30 | 7038347 813kml
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Why?  There are new tools in government after every election cycle.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:30 | 7038348 El Vaquero
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We need to un-tool our government.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:28 | 7038338 DontFollowMyAdv...
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<--- King Putt

<--- Putt the Magic Negro

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:31 | 7038352 813kml
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Puff the Magic Choomer

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:33 | 7038619 Yen Cross
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That was funny.. 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:28 | 7038339 nmewn
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So anyways, whats the over & under on Sean Penn getting smoked before the end of the year? ;-)

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:31 | 7038351 MrCrackerJack
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The suckie is just as gay as the sucker...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:40 | 7038395 uhland62
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I'm sure he cooperated with the authorities although everybody knows there is wall to wall surveillance and they would have known that they are monitored. That's what wall to wall suveillance is for. 

Bloombergview has a glorious report on how successful Obama's presidency has been and they are normally GOP. Someone is out there to pull wool over eyes, but I cannot be bothered any more who that is.  

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:49 | 7038443 jmcoombs
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They're just trying to keep the stock market up......they'll say anything so they might be able to exit first......

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:42 | 7038412 ThroxxOfVron
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Penn got used.

-By both sides.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:17 | 7038779 sapioplex
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He should buy an island and call it "Penisland."

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:33 | 7038357 Wow72
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Free Trade was a huge part of everyone losing their jobs across America..  OUR GOV!  Starting with BILL  This speech is a dream, those charts are reality!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:31 | 7038358 MrTerry
Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:34 | 7038366 I-am-not-one-of-them
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can't see the pig for the lipstick

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:35 | 7038369 - - - - - -
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just made a screenshot, look at the members of SOTU;  non of them are multi-race

non of this assholes want allow niggers into politics, multiculturalism is only for you

immigrats are only setteled next to you

if a real problem occurs all of them leave into foreign land, non of their children intermarrys with blacks nor asians

i bet all of their children go to a private school like rahm immanels children do

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:40 | 7038376 I-am-not-one-of-them
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went to the moon over 45 years ago and can't even go to the International Space Station today, what a bragger

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:41 | 7038400 khnum
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Thanks to this bum Buzz Lightyear has a better space program than NASA

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:24 | 7038583 dark_matter
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Things change. "To Infinity and Beyond" is now the Fed's motto, NASA's is "In God We Trust".

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:42 | 7038378 ebworthen
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Just can't take it; all those deluded Beltway Dome Dopes clapping about the death of the Republic.

Had to put on an old STNG episode and break out the George Dickel Bourbon.  Jeebus!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:39 | 7038379 yellensNIRPles
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I hear a Joe Biden for President setup. Now he's supposed to fucking cure cancer? Hahahaha, yeah they know Hillary is done and they're exploring their options.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:25 | 7038562 dark_matter
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If Al Gore can invent the internet, surely Joe Biden can cure cancer

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:40 | 7038634 I-am-not-one-of-them
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you cure cancer with prevention

prevent creating toxic cancer causing nuclear isotopes (go back in time and undo splitting the atom)

prevent spewing cancer causing chemicals into the environment and the food chain

prevent GMOs

gas masks and gloves when handling/working with cancer causing substances

go back in time when we had less chemical substances in use

go from there

 

what Joe wants to really do is give government money to cronies

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:20 | 7038785 sapioplex
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Anyone remember the Snickers commercial where one of the voices claimed Democrats invented pants?

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 04:35 | 7039176 Bazza McKenzie
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Well that was the plan some time ago.  Then Joe, after waffling about whether he would run, figured out that Trump would be the Republican nominee and he saw the way Trump was smashing all of his opponents and decided he didn't want to be on the receiving end of a Trump maelstrom.

Joe is politically astute enough to know that Trump would tie him to every harmful decision and act of Obama, which are endless, and as the sitting VP Joe would be unable to defend himself.  That's why he bowed out.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:38 | 7038381 Herdee
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And bowing down to the head of the Saud family and dictator of Saudi Arabia after what those dirty basturds did on 911.The Wahhabi head of terrorism.What a national disgrace to be supporting terrorism.Is it any better than seeing George Bush strolling along holding hands with the King.How fucked-up has the Presidency become?Giving a big kiss to the bitch.Watch out!!! He's got a moustache!!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=president+Bush+holding+hands+with+the+ki...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:11 | 7038753 fleur de lis
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The 911 hoax was perpetrated by traitors. The official alibi about 19 high jackers worked for a while but then the perps started getting caught in all the loose ends that kept showing up.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:39 | 7038386 Yen Cross
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 Hillary Clinton want's to raise the top tax rate by 5.00% and Zero has no comments?

 The federal deficite is four hundred and thirty billion dollars underfunded.

 Global warming is an farce!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:47 | 7038842 I-am-not-one-of-them
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"Global warming is a farce!"

and they are using it to line their pockets at the public's expense

(and they talk about global warming like it's an incontrovertible  fact while silencing scientific opposition and fudging proof)

 

in history, CO2 is an indicator of warming, it trails warming, does not lead it

since 1998 temperatures have declined but CO2 has risen, contradicting their models

climate has never been static until Gore

 

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:47 | 7038387 Element
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The worst president the USA has ever had.

The most irresponsible

The most incompetent.

The most dictatorial.

The most duel citizen administered.

The most corrupt by far.

The most infiltrated by TBTF bank criminals and associates.

The most vacuous for ideas.

The most incapable of implementing.

The most disastrous confused mish-mash of foreign 'policies' ever seen.

The most propelled by entirely false ideas.

The most driven by the propagation of dreamy pure bullshit and lies.

The ultimate attack of style over substance on planet earth in 5 billion years.

The biggest deficit junkie of all time.

The greatest tax-slaver of all time.

Mister Obama you are a tragic indicator of the state of the American mindset's plunge into open degeneracy and ignorance.

You are the very definition of leadership failure.

A man without any of the 'right stuff'.

A hypocrite on every level who systematically reversed his position on every key issue that he dealt with or commented on prior to being elected.

 

 

Audaciously hoping you get lost well before Jan 2017.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:53 | 7038446 optimator
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And........The best choice for President "They" ever made.

  For themselves.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:49 | 7038850 I-am-not-one-of-them
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Uncle Tom, subserviant to the Ruling Elite and  complicit in the oppression of humanity

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 04:32 | 7039174 inosent
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The short version is just anotha dumb nigga

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:39 | 7038390 coast
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I hope you all dont mind, ya know I love most of ya...so sick of this tho...hope you dont mind me posting a song, maybe take your mind off...It just came to my heart today, and thought I would share..

Dave Matthews, waisting time....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnXeZclbO68

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:49 | 7038432 coast
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my point is, humanity can grow and survive, and do well..but those in control are satanic...atheists suck, 99% of churches suck, muslims suck, islam really sucks, obama and clinton and bush handlers suck, the fed sucks, the rothchilds suck, the rockelfellers and soros suck...fuck them all...we can beat them thru our hearts, and I am glad the freakos are in oregon, at least they are exposing some of the bullshit...and thanks trump, altho you are a piece of shit too, at least you got some blood flowing...bascially fuck you all except many here on ZH...dont know what I would have done without ya all....love you.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:39 | 7038391 besnook
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the only promise ever kept that was uttered during a state of the union address was shrub's desire to get steroids out of baseball.

 

obambam sounds like he can't wait for next january to do some body surfing at sandy beach after smoking a sweet phattie.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:42 | 7038411 Everyman
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NOPE!  His opening bid to become Secretary General of the UN.  His "laundry list" is him showing his bonafides to the UN General Council.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:43 | 7038419 jmcoombs
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along with Reggie......

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:40 | 7038398 buzzardsluck
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I chose to drink to both lists, at first i felt like a bitch for sipping instead of shots.  Reminds me of competition of doing shots everytime someone died in the movie hardboiled, no one wins.

 

Fuck these stupid ass, motherfucking pieces of shit, monkeyanus raping goddamn bitch ass cocksucking lying fucking whores.  Lucky I don't smart car? 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:41 | 7038402 tarheeler
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This Liar-in-chief needs to shut the fuk up already. I can't believe how much he is twisting the truth.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:43 | 7038404 Yen Cross
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 We spend money on military GRAFT like the F-35... And Ex-Im banksters.

Look at all the private funding mechanisms that take care of our veterans! The VA hasn't come close to being fixed!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:55 | 7038860 Bemused Observer
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Yeah, why are veterans reduced to begging on TV for donations? Those commercials really, really bother me...

I hate the warmongerers, but those guys and girls sent over there deserve a hell of a lot better than that. As far as I'm concerned, they shouldn't have to beg for any kind of medical care, period. They ought to be able to go anywhere they choose when they are sick, and have it paid for. And there shouldn't be any consideration of whether it was a "battlefield injury" or not...if they need a tooth filled, just fucking DO it, you cheap bastards!

They bail out banks to the tune of billions, and haggle with veterans over medical care. Tell you what...next time you go to war, send the fucking bankers.

Miserable fucking scum...playing with other people's lives like it was their God-given right, and then balking at paying the price, and at the same time as they are handing out goodies to their friends like it was Christmas morning.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 01:57 | 7039053 MeBizarro
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Par for the course and the US military and gov't has abandoned and/or shortchanged its military veterans after every major conflict except the end of WW2.   That includes the Revolutionary War includling land grants that were largely not honored, payments made in worthless Continental Currency dollars or in state/local currencies which were nullified, etc. 

If Americans actually learned what actually really happened during their history, they likely would have some very different viewpoints and outlooks.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:41 | 7038407 Grandad Grumps
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Like a kidney stone ... this too shall pass ...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:53 | 7038459 Sparehead
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Maybe it shall, but not without a lot of pain and risk.

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