President Obama's Final State Of The Union Address - Live Feed

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As President Obama prepares to unleash his final State Of The Union speech, The White House has conveniently focused attention on the following six "success stories": The Economy (record low number of men in workforce), The Climate (too hot for retail, too cold for construction), Foreign Policy (bwuahahaha), Health Care (record number of Americans cutting back to afford medical costs), and Social Progress (record high racial tensions, police state, surveillance state,  and record low trust in government). But apart from that, Americans have The Kardashians, iGadgets, record levels of syphillis, and, of course, a record surge in national debt during any President's "reign."

 

Mission Accomplished President Obama...

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For the hard of hearing and propaganda-impaired - here is a quick summary of President Obama's 'tenure'

 

The decline and fall of American Exceptionalism in one simple SOTU Speech reading level chart...

Most crucially - how exactly will President Obama claim a "victory" of a deal with Iran - safeguarding the world from their nuclear threat - when they are holding 2 vessels and 10 navy crewmen "hostage"?

The full speech can be read here but why bother: here is the abbreviated word cloud:

Live Feed (President Obama is due to speak at 9pmET)

 

If it's too much to bear, here is the ubiquitous drinking game...

 

As DebateDrinking.com explains, when you hear a word on your selected list of drink words - take a drink*! We recommend something domestic - we are drinking for America after all.

*We define a drink as a gulp of beer or sip of wine or liquor. Know your limits and please drink responsibly.

And here is the live score on this drinking game...

 

Finally, this...

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Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:17 | 7038555 dark_matter
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And a huge co-pay thanks to ACA

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:42 | 7038415 I-am-not-one-of-them
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Wall Street caused the problem, yet none of them are in jail.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:43 | 7038418 10mm
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He's doing know different than his predecessor.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:47 | 7038672 o r c k
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 We no.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:44 | 7038421 JamaicaJim
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I'm watching something much more fulfilling.

My stack.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:45 | 7038422 10mm
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Satanic scum. The whole lot.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:47 | 7038434 Yen Cross
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  Paul Ryan is turning green.  Let's bomb some wedding parties and Mexican fiesta's.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:47 | 7038437 Wow72
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He's talking like he might be able to take a few rounds of golf off to deal with POOR people?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:48 | 7038438 NoWayJose
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Can't tell if Obama or China are doing a better job making up numbers tonight.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:48 | 7038439 Omega_Man
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This US propaganda is sickening... do Americans actually believe half of this crap?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:55 | 7038471 surf0766
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Fuck NO

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:38 | 7038635 o r c k
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"Longest stretch of job growth in history"?

           He cut the deficet by 3/4's ?

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:36 | 7038896 I-am-not-one-of-them
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a growth of Government jobs (surveillance, spying) and no mention of losses for a net value

 

"He cut the deficit by 3/4's ?"

Deficit for 2016 will be $474 billion (requested)

Deficit for 2015 is $439 billion.

Deficit for 2014 was $483 billion.

Deficit for 2013 was $680 billion.

Deficit for 2012 was $1100 billion.

Deficit for 2011 was $1300 billion.

Deficit for 2010 was $1290 billion.

Deficit for 2009 was $1400 billion.

Deficit for 2008 was  $458.6 billion

So the billion dollar question is 3/4's of what?  To be 3/4's it would have to start out as $1756 billion.  Obviously he's ignoring all the other deficits and claims he's dropped the deficit 3/4's of 2009.

there's lies, damed lies and there's statistics

 

(ie. Obama blames Bush on Obama's $7170 billion in deficits and now claims that he's chopped Bush by 3/4's, how disingenuous can they be?)

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:44 | 7038955 Ward no. 6
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unfortunately many do...

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 04:11 | 7039163 InsaneAngloWarLord
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Yes we are all believers. It is Putins fault.  we are exceptional.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 04:11 | 7039164 InsaneAngloWarLord
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Yes we are all believers. It is Putins fault.  we are exceptional.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:50 | 7038449 Sparehead
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Oh how I wish someone could hack this lying asshole’s teleprompter.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:51 | 7038453 the grateful un...
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hoax and chains

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:53 | 7038460 ebworthen
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That asshat is still blabbing!?  Give it up Debt Brother! 

And what's up with Paul Boehner Ryan shaving his beard?  When does he start crying? 

The most clueless room of dumbshits on the entire planet!

Roll the guillotines!  Gather the hempen rope!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:53 | 7038467 I-am-not-one-of-them
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Orwellian disinformation

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:28 | 7038801 sapioplex
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A brief, short and terse statement and yet repetitive, recurrent and redundant. Bravo, sir.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:56 | 7038473 Goldilocks
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(Star Wars) Most charismatic speech. Ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo4cFViNLes (1:30)

Palpatine's - Unlimited Power
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1TTN-Ev2KI (1:08)

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:56 | 7038475 valjoux7750
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Lol, the syrian dude was falling asleep..

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:57 | 7038481 surf0766
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What a POS he is

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 21:57 | 7038482 jmcoombs
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I wonder how many Republicans are actually standing up and clapping like trained Sea World seals?

Last year Justice Ginsburg dozed off......and she hates the Constitution as much as the King......

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:02 | 7038490 Hubbs
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God, look at the Wookie's dress. It makes her(him) look wider than a school bus!

 

(Sorry, I could not turn the sound on)

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:04 | 7038499 Yen Cross
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   You are weakening Amerika you never-job holding, community organizer.

 You divide and conquer like no other Chief Executive of The United States.

 Look at the people you've hired in your administration, " for starters". Start with your PAL in Chicago...

 You no NOTHING about weath creation Zero!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:05 | 7038516 AgentScruffy
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Your Beware threat level just rose from yellow to red with orange polka dots.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:09 | 7038527 Yen Cross
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 Truth is treason, in an Empire of Lies!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:15 | 7038542 Bopper09
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B- Brutalizing

E- Everyone

W- Warning

A- About

R- Reality

E- (I stalled, need help with E)

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 03:28 | 7039136 WTFMOFO
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EIEIO?  

 

And on this farm he shoved a stall, EIEIO

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 10:04 | 7039952 J Jason Djfmam
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E- Emergency

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:04 | 7038505 moonmac
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The solution is GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES!

The solution is GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES!

The solution is GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT CRACK HEAD!!!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:04 | 7038507 AgentScruffy
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Look, all this criticism is off-base. I fully expect Obama to say some innovative things, like we need to send more students to community colleges, and work on alternative energy! We need more STEM students! (Oh wait, every president for the last 30 years has said that.) Oops.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:05 | 7038513 I-am-not-one-of-them
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what a liar, he said this speech would be SHORT

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:15 | 7038770 GeezerGeek
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Short on substance...

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 01:15 | 7038999 ThroxxOfVron
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Short on honesty.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:06 | 7038517 Hubbs
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You know when I sit back and reflect, I wonder how lucky can someone be to win a lottery when the odds of winning are around 1 in 270 million, but when I wonder, how,...how...did this guy ever become president?,  then those odds don't look so far fetched.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:07 | 7038520 Yen Cross
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 Now he's just rattling on.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:15 | 7038545 57-71
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With him it is hard to tell if he really believes the rhetortic he spouts, especially with regard to how well and wonderful the US is recovering from a past depression. How well everyone is doing.

Or has he just been fed a bunch of bullshit by staffers to and is spouting it off without a clue.

Certainly the facts of the charts on the economy, jobs, student loans, number of people working etc. paint a picture opposite of what this deluded asshole would have his people believe.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:41 | 7038645 o r c k
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"longest stretch of job growth in history"!!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:30 | 7038805 sapioplex
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Didn't you hear him say we've recovered from the great recession?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 23:36 | 7038824 J2nh
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He doesn't believe the rhetoric but he thinks we do.  

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:08 | 7038524 Bopper09
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Someone actually watched this monkey talk?  No thanks, I'd rather 'check what kim kardashin is doing on her couch tonight'.  Why waste time watching when you know it's a self praising, absolute lie, from start to finish.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:08 | 7038525 Goldilocks
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Lynyrd Skynyrd ? That Smell @ Live 720p HD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY460IHHHm8 (5:52)
^sulfur?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:08 | 7038526 Secret Weapon
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Children yell at the puppet when they do not like the show.  Adults follow the strings and fuck the puppet master in the neck when he least expects it.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:09 | 7038528 ebworthen
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This guy has lost his fucking mind!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:11 | 7038532 SilverCoinLover
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Is he done yet? Is he done yet? Is he done yet? Is he done yet? Is he done yet?....

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:11 | 7038535 kwatinhu
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I've taken a pass on listening to this lying bastard for the last three years, I don't plan on letting my blood pressure rise enduring what I pray is his swan song. The sooner this piece of shit is in the reat view mirror and this country can start rebuildng the damage he has caused the better.

I still got that sharp stick ready for Holders noggin, and HRC & Rev Al will look great in orange doing the frog march.

Oh happy days ahead!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 22:12 | 7038538 Nutsack
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OBAMAHU AKBAR

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