President Obama's Final State Of The Union Address - Live Feed

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As President Obama prepares to unleash his final State Of The Union speech, The White House has conveniently focused attention on the following six "success stories": The Economy (record low number of men in workforce), The Climate (too hot for retail, too cold for construction), Foreign Policy (bwuahahaha), Health Care (record number of Americans cutting back to afford medical costs), and Social Progress (record high racial tensions, police state, surveillance state,  and record low trust in government). But apart from that, Americans have The Kardashians, iGadgets, record levels of syphillis, and, of course, a record surge in national debt during any President's "reign."

 

Mission Accomplished President Obama...

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For the hard of hearing and propaganda-impaired - here is a quick summary of President Obama's 'tenure'

 

The decline and fall of American Exceptionalism in one simple SOTU Speech reading level chart...

Most crucially - how exactly will President Obama claim a "victory" of a deal with Iran - safeguarding the world from their nuclear threat - when they are holding 2 vessels and 10 navy crewmen "hostage"?

The full speech can be read here but why bother: here is the abbreviated word cloud:

Live Feed (President Obama is due to speak at 9pmET)

 

If it's too much to bear, here is the ubiquitous drinking game...

 

As DebateDrinking.com explains, when you hear a word on your selected list of drink words - take a drink*! We recommend something domestic - we are drinking for America after all.

*We define a drink as a gulp of beer or sip of wine or liquor. Know your limits and please drink responsibly.

And here is the live score on this drinking game...

 

Finally, this...

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Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:35 | 7038942 4thHorseman
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Lois, go back to licking your dyke.

I am Jack, hiding behind 7 boxxies!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 05:04 | 7039188 africoman
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PS!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:41 | 7038951 Himins
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How much are these presidential speech writers getting paid again? I can do this!

Simply dig up every stump speech and campaign promise ever uttered over the last 300 years, and push it in front of the currently practicing puppet.

just as fresh and relevant today as it was 300 years ago.

And the rabble goyim have an eargism each time 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:48 | 7038964 Wile
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Didn't watch because I didn't want to clean vomit.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 00:57 | 7038975 Clowns on Acid
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The Last King of Scotland....

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 01:23 | 7039017 Charles Offdensen
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The only positive that Barry the buttfucker can highlight is one he can take credit for and that Is the lower gas prices. So since he refuses to take any responsibility, not like I ever expected him to, I will sing this song every day until he is flushed like the POS that he is!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOfEfX1EVE

For the record I tried.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 01:40 | 7039035 Encroaching Darkness
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Endless lies, endless delusion, endless incompetence. His legacy will be endless ...

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 01:54 | 7039047 jack stephan
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same toy shit from the same wind up toy, blah blah

rip major tom

For whatever reason, for whatever confluence of circumstances, Tony, Brian and I created a powerful, anguished, sometimes euphoric language of sounds. In some ways, sadly, they really captured, unlike anything else in that time, a sense of yearning for a future that we all knew would never come to pass. It is some of the best work that the three of us have ever done. Nothing else sounded like those albums. Nothing else came close. If I never made another album, it really wouldn't matter now. My complete being is within those three. They are my DNA." :)

godspeed alligator

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 02:12 | 7039058 africoman
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This disgusting president have showed the world many cunning treasonous acts in just 2 terms 8 years what wasn't even thought about in bushes time or entire millennial.

In-terms of his mission which i think was to destroy USA within and with that in mind he has achieved 99%.The list is countless.

What troubles me most is that, the legacy this person or 'thing' left for other countries dictators to copycat is enormous.

LIES,LIES,...

I can't believe he has Single-handedly did all of these records in free and great country so we believe in.He even hypnotize and mesmerize his handlers when he opens his mouth for empty dis cure.

The resident evil(enemy within) of USA is still in good shape trying to buy the next  tool.

Until the election shit stooped for house cleaning, this vicious circle of crises upon crises will never stooped unless WWIII erupted. 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 02:13 | 7039074 dogismycopilot
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Funny, this pastor prays to God for the Death of "Bastard Barry"....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxQHiGgFQ2A

Apparently this sermon earned him a visit from the Secret Service....meanwhile the death threats against Trump go unpunished or unnoticed.

 

 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:39 | 7039274 Kefeer
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I did not watch the video you linked, but I would pray that Obama is truly converted.  God is never successfully mocked as many suppose, for in the end the life that was given to each of us, that inner voice in our heads, returns to the one who gave life/is the source of life and he places that life into one of two places in the eternal state. 

 

No one escapes or cheats physical death and most do not think about death or the life they will have after physical death except on occasion when death is the topic, such as a funeral.  Yet it is the most important to be reconciled to God before one dies, for there are no second chances.  He has made his power and authority clear in creation.  Evolution is to believe that all things exist from nothing; all things that exist came to exist by nothing; that is belief in magic. Sad.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 02:35 | 7039108 pupdog1
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Word is out that the most failed president in US history wants the top job at the UN as his next slumming gig.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 03:33 | 7039138 diogenes23
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So lets go back to nothing but insurence companies and see how much that cost. dumbell!

 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 03:37 | 7039140 Fed_is_Love
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Obama should have just stuck to what he's best at, and that's acting.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 03:55 | 7039153 dchang0
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Actors are good at engaging the audience's suspension of disbelief.

Obama has been caught lying so often nobody but the most wilful leftists could possibly suspend their disbelief, and maybe only with the help of drugs or alcohol...

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:30 | 7039262 Kefeer
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Low information or media mind controlled "voters" are a plague on our society.  People live in the now and only for themselves never realizing they were never created for these things.  It is a sad thing to watch our society disintegrate and that teaching fixed moral values to our children may very well be a hindrance to their success in a culture that exploits each other and promotes selfishness as a virtue.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 04:07 | 7039159 Panic Mode
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I am sure Putin is watching this and I wonder what he thinks about it

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 07:07 | 7039306 cookies anyone
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laughing his ass off

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 04:07 | 7039160 inosent
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those charts are priceless. why they made me laugh i just dont know. omg ... i think my favorite is the student loans compared to the reading level index. "congratulations, you stupid m__r $***ers" ... the more debt someone has the dumber they are, the dumber they become. i cant say i feel sorry for the little f*s that come out of college, all loaded up w s* in their brains, programmed by the beast, only to find they have been betrayed, but despite the betrayal they are the fiercest warriors for the evil scum sucking satanic Beast from hell. serves 'em right.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 04:28 | 7039172 Chaos_Theory
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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 05:22 | 7039198 Kakistocracy Subject
Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:07 | 7039240 Kefeer
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It is unthinkable what the future holds in a society that is going and will continue to litigate itself to death without fixed moral standards by which to determine what is right and what is wrong. Are we going to be sentencing people to prison for defending themselves and their property or for crimes not committed and let them run free who kill children or speak truth or express opinions?

Where is our culture going? What kind of value system, what kind of morality, what kind of standard are we establishing to provide shade for the next generation? Are we planting anything? Or are we leaving them, our children, totally exposed?

What is the hope that stands before us?  Will our love for each other continue to grow colder? We are devolving?!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:18 | 7039252 Wow72
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The only thing Obama has caused me to do was to make sure I have more guns in the house..Hope and Change, its not always for the better? Its been a wonderful 7 years!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:31 | 7039263 AllBentOutOfShape
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Among other things since becoming president, Barack Obama has:


 

And for the remainder of the most comprehensive list of Obama's "accomplishments" as president, just click here: http://stpeteforpeace.org/factsheets/obama.html

Enjoy!

 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 07:08 | 7039307 djsmps
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You're one of those people that's good at cutting and pasteing. You also see a lot of that in the HuffPost.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 07:10 | 7039311 Kefeer
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You forgot CISPA, Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act, which is the final seal to ensure the surveillance state.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:34 | 7039268 22winmag
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I'm pretty sure The Big Short beat the shit out of the State of the Union.

 

I watched the former last night and not the latter.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:37 | 7039272 wonderatitall
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he accomplished his mission to destroy amuicca, and he black ,so win win

 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:46 | 7039279 hibou-Owl
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Can anyone name a country that has prospered under a nigger rule.

Plenty that haven't

Zimbabwe

USA

South Africa

 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 06:59 | 7039294 goldenbuddha454
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Obama to Trump; 'you didn't build that'

But fortunately, Trump did!!!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 07:07 | 7039305 northern vigor
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I will  call it the Saul Alinsky Administration after it is thrown out on the ash pile of history. .

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 07:11 | 7039312 Last of the Mid...
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What a sad sack of shit of a person. Lived in a bubble protected from reality his whole life and now is blaming the effects of reality on his scam of a presidency on others. Just get him off the fucking stage, damn.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 07:12 | 7039316 NuYawkFrankie
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Didn't watch or listen to one word of Sotero's speech to the clapping seals.

Sounds most of you wish you'd done the same ;)

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 07:53 | 7039428 wholy1
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FINAL?!  I'll believe it when "Barry" departs the grounds of the Dark House for the final time.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 07:59 | 7039444 s T e v o
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The word chart seems to be in error. Where is the Big 'I' in the middle?

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 08:02 | 7039446 Jack Oliver
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A pack of FUCKING lies as usual - The reality is the complete opposite of what this SHITHEAD says !!!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 08:08 | 7039458 orangegeek
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When hilary gets charged, she will be out and Elizabeth Warren in - the cunt that pioneered the line, "...you didn't build that...".

 

Many think it was bullshit-barry that said this - in keeping with his bullshit, he stole the line from Warren.

 

And this communist cunt Elizabeth Warren, it 1000X worse than bullshit-barry.

 

The vermin are rising to the surface in droves.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 08:29 | 7039520 Able Ape
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NO, I did NOT watch the SOTU address.  I am not into self-torture; but I did watch "The Martian" and completely enjoyed it as it portrayed a man who used his wits and intelligence to survive insurmountable odds - something the retarded AMEOBA that resides in the White House could never do in a TRILLION YEARS....

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 08:35 | 7039541 joseJimenez
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That's true but since you mentioned TRILLION.  I bet he could easily spend that much trying :-)

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 09:35 | 7039717 Son of Captain Nemo
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Only for the few that have been of voting age for the past 30+ years of there lives witnessing dozen(s) of SOUs have I ever seen anything more surreal than what I saw last night with this!

The applause he got for having the audacity to say the things he (the POTUS) actually said?!!!...

Was it "canned"?... Or did they actually have people in the audience they imported from Langley to provide it on queue as part of there yearly pay increase and promotion???... 

For those that know anything about the DOS/CIA you get awarded in those two places for dropping the biggest "gator" in the bottom of the toilet once a month and for perfect attendance -exaggerating a smidge but not much!... If any of you ever visit Washington D.C. and happen to be in Northern Virginia between the hours of 6:30am and 9:00am to watch the sheer volume of lemmings entering the gates of the "mothership" know what I'm talking about!...

Or...

Was it simply the work of heavy antidepressants and booze before the festivities got underway of which I'm sure more than 99.999999% are on in order to do the job they do!!!!

 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 09:41 | 7039832 JohnGaltsChild
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Finally real hope and change..............he'll be leaving soon.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 10:38 | 7040114 Aubiekong
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Worse than him leaving is that he was elected. Sorry but we are a nation of idiots as evident by him being elected twice and him leaving office wont change that...

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 11:17 | 7040036 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Wed, 01/13/2016 - 10:36 | 7040105 Aubiekong
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Sorry but the fact that he was elected twice if proof that we are a nation of morons.  And you cant fix stupid.  We are all doomed...

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