US Equities' Overnight Bounce Is Biggest January Surge Since 2005
What goes down, must bounce dramatically higher... and all because PBOC squeezes Yuan short-sellers and unsustainably "stabilizes" outflows with 'temporary' capital controls...
Source: @NanexLLC
This is the strongest post-midnight rally for a January since 2005...
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Of course it is. This was a given.
Same as it ever was.
zerohedge needs put make their desktop the opex calander.
I am thinking end of the trading day will see selling post 12:30pm.
I am reminded of the beach scene in Jaws where they tell everyone it's okay to get back into the water ... poor little Alex Kitner ...
So the take away the last few days has been... sell the rallies. Now is your chance.
STR, sell the rip
edit- STFR
or FTFR
fade
S/S T F R
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Tuesday - 5 Hour Energy (2 Helpings) Protein Shake
Wednesday - Monster Power Shot / Expresso Chaser
Thursday - Amphetamine Salad - Assorted "Greens"
Friday - B12 Ass Shots
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all bounces must be sold, no?
Some Oil credit up literally 25%? Fed bying Oil Paper???
+400
S t a t e o f t h e U n i o n..............bounce. (everything is wonderful)
Took me all of one post to get banned from CNBC this morning.
"Worst President ever. So much so I am opening a lawn jockey manufacturing plant in China."
Standard Disclaimer: One and done.
My +400 is tradmarked.
What a Total Joke..
I thought this was IT this time????? I guess I'll just wait until next week to be told the world is ending again. I've already endured 47 false alarms, what's a few more.
There will likely be a lot more of that "IT" than our "IT". Use time accordingly.
How about a trajectoy of ZH headlines since 2013? I'm guessing on a scale of 1 to 5, with 1 being the low side of "bad news", that the headlines are hoveing straight down at 4.5.
Massive layoffs, currency collapses, spiking violence everywhere, etc. This is the end.
"Massive layoffs, currency collapses, spiking violence everywhere, etc. This is the end."
Predicting when it occurs is a fools game.
The boys will keep the plates spinning until they can't keep them up anymore.
Running on fumes.
I'm thinking early Jackson Pollock, before he got splotchy.
There are just some things I am not destined to know, such as what the heck I am looking at with this chart.
Takes a minute to figure out. Then you'll get it.
That's some serious data-driven chart badassery. Nanex rocks.
PPT
Stocks are rallying... which means a good opportuninty to buy another 2018 put option on Facebook...
Who is going to pay around 100 dollar for one stock which has een EPS of around 1 dollar and that pays no dividens? In case the market value of the stock declines, how are they going to compensate me for this loss.
Altough, the stock has a value of around 100 dollar, the stock needs to be sold in order to realise the current value. In case there signifcantly less buyers, than sellers we are going to see a sharp decline in the price.
Check this out: http://investors.morningstar.com/ownership/shareholders-major.html?t=FB&...
State Street Global Advisors (Aus) Ltd is the most recent entity that sold a large portion of their shares. If you study the ownership of this stock, you see that instituions are a lot of sellers.
using rationality again?
that is the correct answer, sir.
so is Gartman shorting more....this is the sell the rips...its funny but we are all watching what the Central Banks are doing...they are the market now...China..USA...what will they do..what will they do..my oh my
ZH: IT'S ON!
Brittney: For Realz
ZH: Srsly
Brittney: Did u Instagram?
ZH: Totes.
Brittney: OMG
ZH: I know right!!!!!!!
Is that the Oklahoma earthquake chart
the command and control stock market...FED, ECB, BOS, BOC & BOJ go all in with printed paper
What is the POP cycle again? 2 days? a week?
Sell the rallies. don't be fooled.
Carry trade reversal to make Kenyan DNC monkey look like a genius. Ask his adversies what they think. You'll get a earful of corruption. Bill Clinton pulled off this same fraud.
Go long on cattle futures. TPP doesn't allow marking to pinpoint WTO madcow out breaks. CDC will sell the next miracle pharm drug. See how easy this is?
More overseas outsourcing, H1Bs, L1s and H2 visas has been the corporate and DC solution for years.
Decades of going into hock has payback.
No amount of papering over it will solve the issues.
TODAY'S STOCK MARKETS:
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationery. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Lifts rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Nappies remain unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
Global shipping at complete halt
(some may call that an "even keel")
http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article53636.html
This is madness. Absolute madness.
All the fiat currency in the world is rushing to the US stock market railroad box cars which are headed to....
Check out IMF and World Bank obligations. Cannot wait for Google to create AI to work against them. All rosey words without concept.
With each of these PPT rallies and currency manipulations, it becomes increasingly clear that oil is a proxy currency for equities, and gold (even the diluted GLD) is in kryptonite-like negative correlation.
The Reuters articles on "the yellow metal" are ridiculously biased - their fear is palpable.
There will be more cycles of intense gyration, but the outcome is inevitable and will not be pleasant.
Its so godman deceptive it hard to even comment on this circus!
When the tide goes out you get to see Buffett naked. (ew ick)
you get to see Buffett naked
"Been there. Done that." - Becky Quick
Eventually they'll get the markets exactly where they want them and then they'll stay there for.....ever! Reminds me of the old adage: "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
Lets see what happens at 11:30 when then I think the European market closes?