This Is What Happens When Every German Googles "Pepper Spray"

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Back in November, we remarked that despite occasional videos of angry Germans protesting at what has become the biggest "foreign invasion" of Europe since World War II, the German popular response to the wave of migrants, which is now expected to top 1 million in 2015 has been relatively calm.

"Fear (and anger), however, are building beneath the otherwise calm surface," we warned.

How did we know that? Because as we proceeded to report, Germany had run out of pepper spray after a 600% increase in sales. "There is fear" explained Kai Prase, managing director of DEF-TEC Defense Technology GmbH in Frankfurt, one of the major producers of repellents. "For the past six to seven weeks we have been practically sold out."

That was before Paris.

And before Hannover.

And before Cologne.

In the wake of the wave of sexual assaults which occurred across the bloc on New Year's Eve (most notably in Germany), we decided to check up on the pepper spray situation and sure enough, Germans are even more frightened than before.

How do we know this time around? Because according to FAZ, Germans are Googling "pepper spray" like there's no tomorrow:

Then again, while mace may be effective as a groper-be-gone defense tactic, it's little help against a Kalashnikov.

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Tue, 01/12/2016 - 17:18 | 7037206 BarkingCat
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So sad and her loss.

My girlfriend was happy to go to the range with me.

She shot over 200 rounds out of my AR.

Then gave the old Swiss K31 a try but only could handle 2 shots.

From there it was to the pistol range where she sent a few of 44 magnum downrange as well as 38 special and 357 magnum.

However, she spent most of the time depleting my supply of .40.

Most of my time was spent loading the magazines for her.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:21 | 7035734 Cloud9.5
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Back in the day, there was a plan to drop a million pistols into occupied Europe.  Quite a number of these guns were manufactured but then scrapped.  I suspect the forward planners decided Europe would be much easier to occupy if the populace was disarmed.  You might want to check out the history of the liberator pistol.

 

 

As for assault rifles being fashion statements, it sort of depends on the environment.  It seems to be working for these girls.  https://www.quora.com/How-common-is-it-for-Jewish-women-in-Israel-to-car...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:55 | 7035138 Scooby Dooby Doo
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NOW THAT IS RIDICULOUS AND INCITEFUL! The Germans are peaceful people!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:03 | 7035191 clade7
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Maybe 'pepper spray' means something entirely different to Germans...maybe its a condiment for borsch? 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:41 | 7035441 Sebul
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 legal weapon license in germany - forget it!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:48 | 7035097 JRobby
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Where is the trend on ammo?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:13 | 7035261 Jurgster
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Are you that dolt not to notice this propaganda that's turning Arab Refugees into Terrorists and Rapists >> http://bit.ly/1MwVzrs

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:35 | 7035438 FreeMoney
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Propaganda does not equal actions.

The incidence of rape and other unwanted sexual contact increasing in the exact same places as middle eastern migrant arrivals, might make you wonder if there is a correlation.  Any understanding of Islam will confirm that women are viewed as less than men within that culture/religion/government.

Are you so dolt as to think Islamic refugees/invaders are all rainbows and unicorns?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:20 | 7035314 Rubicon
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And that's exactly what every western Government wants!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:43 | 7035846 TheDanimal
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The Muslims will never be happy until they cease to be Muslim.  Religion is like malicious code for the mind.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:46 | 7035078 Takeaction2
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Wow...Really?   "Eat my peas"  Really?  Boy you really got me..... I am voting for Hillary now...thanks for your amazing blurt.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:47 | 7035089 nuubee
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I tend to agree that Trump needs to change his tone on things. He's not a true conservative or libertarian by any stretch of the imagination. If Sanders starts leading Clinton, Trump will likely be forced to change tactics or lose.

President Bernie Sanders... my ass clinches up hard at the notion.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:51 | 7035114 techpriest
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Bernie Sanders would bring on the collapse within 6-12 months of being in office.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:06 | 7035207 nuubee
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Shit, maybe we should all vote for him then, get this final fantasy financial fakery to it's certain conclusion.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:26 | 7035363 847328_3527
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Bernie has to be the scariest candidate for America's middle class. That's for sure.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:10 | 7035241 greenskeeper carl
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is that a bad thing? A case can be made that voting for sanders is in the libertarians best interest. If you believe that this country/system is beyond saving in its current form, a vote for sanders makes sense. Some of what trump says makes sense, but at this point there is no "making america great again", we are, simply put, past the point where that is possible. Since it is socialism, facism, and central planning that have gotten us to this point, it is only fittin that a person who embodies those ideals be sitting in the WH when that inevitably happens. We can all point this out and say "see, I fuckin' told you people this shit isn't sustainable".  Perhaps the best way to finally teach the American people that nothing is free is to actually give them everything for free?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:47 | 7035094 JRobby
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Didn't you mean: "now drink your pee"

Wonder why you are down voted

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:49 | 7035099 orangegeek
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if you stopped sucking hilary's cock for a moment, you'd see that what you just wrote is socialist fodder

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:10 | 7035238 EddieLomax
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(to President Reagan when asked if he shared any of the blame for the recession after blaming others)

(Reagan's reply) Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:14 | 7035265 spqrusa
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Bullshit - Trump has openly stated he backed and supported McStain in 2008 and Romulan in 2012. He was against the bank and GM bail-outs.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:20 | 7035311 PleasedToMeatYou
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Trump has the populist appeal of George Wallace, with less of the integrity and none of the intelligence. 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:45 | 7035482 lasvegaspersona
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...and would kill Ed Snowden...

Trump I could live with but Cruz would be my first.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 15:27 | 7036390 Calmyourself
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Trump had better start explaining some of his former positions and why he took them..   Throwing Cruz on as VP would help but not get me to the polls.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 19:18 | 7037759 Still Losing Money
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don't mention facts, it confuses trumeteers and hurts their pea brains. 

and before you down vote me, tell me how you think this guy who just admittted to hiring illegals ILLEGALLY, you know COMMITTING A CRIME, is some how pro border fence, which would cut off the flow of the illegals he is hiring ILLEGALLY?  So how do you ZHers complain about people hiring illegals but then support trump who HIRES ILLEGALS? Oh right, your flip flopping two faced hypocrites. 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:49 | 7035101 Takeaction2
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CUE IN OLD RACIST JOKE.......Why do ______________ always cry after sex??.........the pepperspray.

...................................................Put any race here......................................................

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:58 | 7035158 Uncle Sugar
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They said the Brown and Black forum is non-partisan.  Ahhh, okay.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:59 | 7035169 JamaicaJim
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Fuck 'em

13% of the population now.

13% 35 years ago.

Google the census...hello.

You don't procreate, like these fucking assholes don't, you don't grow.

Therefore, they lead right INTO the trap; bloviating, stealing, mooching, and using hate to fuel it.

Problem is, blacks are no longer the main issue here; it's the illegals, along with the "legals", that are pushing blacks. NOT the white man. That asinine argument/cudgel is so fucking lame - but it's used, and lots of dumb ass white folk fall for it.

Try this; the next 10 white people you run into, on the street, NOT using their dumb phones to smarten them up - ask them;

"What percentage of the US population do you think is black/AA?"

You'll be shocked at the answer. Usually MUCH higher.

Try it. I've challenged friends to do so, and they ALL come back to me with "holy shit" and "wow....people are stupid".

The PERCEPTION of it being much larger is a result of Affirmative Asinine Action, the predominance of blacks in sports, and now entertainment, as well as the MSM fucking things up with their bias, division-click baiting "stories", twisting and omitting facts, etc.

Blacks in this country have DE-volved...contrary to what the parade of shitheaded people spew.

PLENTY of empirical evidence to support that claim. Tons.

As I say to my friends; "don't get me started".

I few have pressed me - I sit them down at my desk and after an hour, you can see a glimmer of enlightenment.....

 

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:18 | 7035283 swamp
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Invaders not mi

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:16 | 7035287 swamp
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Totally and openly anti white hate racist speech.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:35 | 7035442 Invinciblehandaxe
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meanwhile in Berlin during a voleyball match Germany vs Poland on the 8th of January:

http://www.hlavnespravy.sk/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/poliaci-baner-prot...

I like also this one from November 2015 in Poland the banner says: Lets stand up and protect Christianity

http://www.hlavnespravy.sk/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/poliaci-baner-v-no...

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:39 | 7035456 Bunga Bunga
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Looks like Soros wants Trump to win.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:23 | 7035748 Wulfkind
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Growing up in Mississippi getting "peppered" meant getting shot with a shotgun.

Maybe that would ward off the Muzzie Rapers a little better.  And permanently.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 14:53 | 7036223 my_nym
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Whites aren't diversity in the oligarchic/Jewish system.  Everyone else in the entire world, is diversity and enrichment... it's a vast majority of oppressed minorities.

 

Try going to a Black or Brown country and telling them that you represent diversity and enrichment as a minority, that they're most likely oppressing.  That you're pretty much just like Jews, so get out your yellow star at one of their political rallies in a Black or Brown majority country. 

 

Lol.  Jews haven't conditioned them to be subservient to other minority groups.  That's for people of European descent.  All of them, globally...  the "majority" that's actually a minority worldwide.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:42 | 7035055 nuubee
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Don't you need a license to carry concealed pepper spray in Europe?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:49 | 7035098 css1971
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No. You can carry it ok. You're just not allowed to use it.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:50 | 7035110 nuubee
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Seriously? Use is prohibited but keeping it in the purse is ok?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:56 | 7035144 css1971
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Yup. Only for use against animals (dogs). If you were carrying it for use against a person, well that would be bad.

It's the rules you see.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:06 | 7035208 Haus-Targaryen
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If asked, simply tell the police its for "Wildtiere" with a smile.  I bet you *any* money they let you keep it. 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:42 | 7035467 nmewn
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Ya just gotta love a place where merely protecting yourself could quite possibly make you wind up in jail.

Hey, wait a minute ;-)

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:16 | 7035290 Skateboarder
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Yep, I can imagine the headline - "German girl uses pepper spray against rapist, goes to jail."

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:02 | 7035187 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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You can use as self-defense but you really need to be in self-defense situation: that meant when someone is trying to actively grab your arm or hand and manifestly try to do a prejudice on you !

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:52 | 7035523 scraping_by
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Which was the old requirement for a self-defense plea in America. Now the NRA is pushing this 'stand your ground' thing where the test is just your mental state. Get a notion, and it's just as good as the objective situation. Makes things confused, and people don't know what to do.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:42 | 7035056 10mm
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Long Pepper Spray.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:31 | 7035759 Wulfkind
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I'm going to develop a genetically modified species of hot Red Pepper that has pig genes spliced into it.  And then scent it with bacon.

Be sure to look for "Muzzie-Off" brand Pepper Spray in a store near you soon.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:43 | 7035059 Saudi Wahhabia
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Peppered Kebab anyone ?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:46 | 7035085 Buckaroo Banzai
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Kebabs are better when they are peppered with lead...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:44 | 7035062 Rainman
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I hear ' bacon spray ' works even moar better.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:50 | 7035112 Pliskin
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Oh, that'd be cool. I'd love some 'Bacon Spray' to spruce up those salads the wife keeps making me.

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:52 | 7035118 J Jason Djfmam
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Bacon panties.

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