This Is What Happens When Every German Googles "Pepper Spray"

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Back in November, we remarked that despite occasional videos of angry Germans protesting at what has become the biggest "foreign invasion" of Europe since World War II, the German popular response to the wave of migrants, which is now expected to top 1 million in 2015 has been relatively calm.

"Fear (and anger), however, are building beneath the otherwise calm surface," we warned.

How did we know that? Because as we proceeded to report, Germany had run out of pepper spray after a 600% increase in sales. "There is fear" explained Kai Prase, managing director of DEF-TEC Defense Technology GmbH in Frankfurt, one of the major producers of repellents. "For the past six to seven weeks we have been practically sold out."

That was before Paris.

And before Hannover.

And before Cologne.

In the wake of the wave of sexual assaults which occurred across the bloc on New Year's Eve (most notably in Germany), we decided to check up on the pepper spray situation and sure enough, Germans are even more frightened than before.

How do we know this time around? Because according to FAZ, Germans are Googling "pepper spray" like there's no tomorrow:

Then again, while mace may be effective as a groper-be-gone defense tactic, it's little help against a Kalashnikov.

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Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:58 | 7035163 Dg4884
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I don't know, but, this post just did a little something for me.  My two favorite meals side by side.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:55 | 7035129 Doña K
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Wasp spray works best and has thin spray with long range, that's why it comes in large cans so that it's not easily concealed.

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:08 | 7035225 FrankDrakman
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I thought Islamists were the problem, not WASPs. 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:25 | 7035355 Doña K
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Nice play on words. It works for WASP banksters as well as all religions. Pick your villain.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:16 | 7035286 mendigo
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Ok

Now that shits funny

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:44 | 7035065 truthalwayswinsout
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Just part of the continuing saga of the Progressive National Socialists who declared their race war against the White Race.

All we can say is the Counter-Revolution is coming and there will be no place to hide.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:56 | 7035143 Dg4884
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Been ready.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:44 | 7035068 arbwhore
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Time for a .gov ban on pepper spray.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:47 | 7035095 css1971
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Already illegal. In Germany, If you ever use it against a person you'll be arrested.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:58 | 7035162 arbwhore
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Unless you are an Arab refugee... of course.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:29 | 7035395 12357111317
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Unless you are a banker and your bodyguard uses it for you.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:44 | 7035069 dchang0
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Pepper spray doesn't work against ONE THOUSAND rapefugees. Hell, it doesn't work against even a second attacker.

Good luck, Europe. Your gun control policies are back to finally bite you in the ass.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:46 | 7035077 JamaicaJim
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The mere fact that this information can be tracked and reported is not good.

No disrespect the the Tyler's...but think about it.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:46 | 7035079 Perimetr
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How many have been Googling "Mein Kampf"?

Germany needs to get rid of Merkel, get out of NATO, and end 60 years of US occupation and vassal-state status, otherwise they will be kaput.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:48 | 7035096 jme540
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Mein Kampf is a nonsense full of conspiracy theories like that government plans to import people from Africa and settle them in Germany.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:22 | 7035326 Perimetr
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Yes, but it seemed to sell well after Hitler took power.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:41 | 7035462 Big Corked Boots
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I heard it was 'required' reading.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:29 | 7035388 F0ster
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you forgot the  '/sarc' tag :)

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:46 | 7035080 jme540
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Soon they will search "wie Syphilis heilen".

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:49 | 7035102 ToSoft4Truth
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Nah, “Aborting or keeping Muslim rape babies, an ethical dilemma”.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:53 | 7035128 jme540
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Its ok to abort a german child, but aborting an arab rape child is not ok, because it is an intolerant rasizm. Merkel can't tolerate such things in her country.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:46 | 7035084 Jack Burton
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Better yet. Google TAZER, and shock those Arabs in the balls.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:53 | 7035127 Amish Hacker
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Tazer is much more effective if used prior to, and in conjunction with, a set of brass knuckles.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:21 | 7035322 Scooby Dooby Doo
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^^^ Tyler, your little thread here is producing some disturbing violent thoughts!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:01 | 7035579 dhengineer
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Sorry, Scooby.  That's what happens when civilized people have had enough and wake up to realize that TPTB are full of shit.  When nobody comes to help, then you have to do it for yourself.  Vigilante justice happens in a world where the bad guys take charge.  Despite the rhetoric that Americans (or Europeans) are soft and dull, when we finally wake up to the absolute ass-raping that we have collectively taken all these years, we will make the dirt-bags scream for mommy.  It's not disturbing to me as a law-abiding citizen.  I will rejoice in the pain suffered by the dirtbags who have stolen our country and happiness.  That includes insiders as well as outsiders...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:51 | 7035116 orangegeek
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If the Germans wore cured pork hats and cured pork gloves, the muslims would pass out or run away.

 

und dann konnten sie ein nettes Mittagessen mit Brot haben
Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:54 | 7035134 Dg4884
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That's why you know for sure that muzzies will never invade Arkansas!

 

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 14:39 | 7036147 Volkodav
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Arkansas has not convenience stores?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:56 | 7035140 Abiotic Oil
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They need to be googling, "lead spray".

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:56 | 7035142 Dr. Engali
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Fuck pepper spray, maybe we should do a google search for guns for our good friends in Germany.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:58 | 7035166 Bemused Observer
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Pepper spray...seriously? That's what mailmen carry to chase off stray dogs.

How about setting these 'rapefugees' up? Why not send women out as bait, and then jump any attackers and mess them the fuck UP?

That way, they'd be actively defending particular women from an attack...a lot harder to characterize THAT as simple racism.

Tearful German women, telling their own stories about how they were attacked, and rescued by their countrymen. And get that shit on video, show those attackers, and what they DO...then show the response.

How come we never hear any stories from the women who were victimized? So much of this makes no sense...the push to bring all these people in so quickly and chaotically, the bizarre responses on both sides to the problems, the absence of things you'd expect to see (like the victim's stories..)

Nothing makes sense anymore. It's like our species is undergoing a collective mental breakdown. The rug keeps getting pulled out from beneath us and we can't get to our feet...

Assume nothing, and doubt everything. Unless you are holding it, or looking directly AT it, it is not to be believed. If you didn't SEE it, it didn't happen. At least not the way you are being told.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:28 | 7035385 12357111317
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Getting hit with pepper spray will make you take the rest of the day off.  I think it's a good idea for people who are too scared of guns. Something is better than nothing.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:57 | 7035915 gimme soma dat
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Pepper spray can be a stepping stone of self defense. 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:00 | 7035177 Scooby Dooby Doo
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This entire thread is about to go off the rails with all these comments of alternative violence. Lets stop that NOW!

-Scooby Doo

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:25 | 7035345 swamp
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Law of physics: FORCE NEEDS TO BE COUNTERED WITH FORCE EQUAL TO OR GREATER ...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:26 | 7035364 orangegeek
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Really??  That's good to know.

 

Now why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself??

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:26 | 7035370 12357111317
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Maybe if you could give us some good alternative alternative violence ideas....?   :-)

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:30 | 7035398 scraping_by
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"When seconds count, the police will be there in minutes." You may be cruel enough to accept women being victimized as the price of moral superiority, but most people aren't.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 14:43 | 7036158 Volkodav
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no bite Scooby?  toothless?

works till master cuts off your soft food...

 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:01 | 7035179 Calculus99
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Mace is a good invention for women walking at night (not hookers though).

Trouble is in the UK most of them are so pissed after 9pm that it wouldn't do them much good, probably fumble to get it out and then spray it in their own face. 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:27 | 7035202 PleasedToMeatYou
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We don't need no stinking pepper spray: 

http://www.lowes.com/pd_283850-316-283580_0__

Wasp and Hornet Killer

  • Kills on contact
  • 20-ft jet spray
  • Eliminates the nest

The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. 

Edit: Almost forgot - it's flammable!  Got a light? 

 

Very sorry to any Germans/French/... to whom I may be advocating a racist hate crime. 

Here in the USSA we have our own tribal issues, but for the time being we can sometimes still use actual guns.  That is, until they "pry them from our cold, dead hands".  Bwaaahahahahaha! 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:07 | 7035625 aztrader
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Check your laws because if you carry wasp spray outside your home and use it for self defense, you can be arrested for a number of things because the product is poisonous and they can go after you for assault.  In most cases with pepper spray, they understand why it was used.  

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 16:51 | 7037045 ebear
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In the current environment I doubt you be charged, but if you were, what judge would risk the sure to follow shit-storm if you were convicted?

And what's worse, being raped, or risking an assault charge by fighting back?

Perspective.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 14:36 | 7036127 Volkodav
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 sure about the temporary...?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:07 | 7035213 besnook
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see what happens to an unarmed populace. all it would take is a coupla armed concerned citizens and a coupla dead molesters and the problem is solved. then the girls can go back to showing me their tits and ass without worry.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:25 | 7035217 Yes We Can. But...
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If German politicians want to import hundreds of thousands of young Muslim males, perhaps German politicians should overtly acknowledge that part of the price will be an unavoidable, sharp increase in rapes, murders, crime.  That is a conversation to have beforehand, rather than after the fact.  I'm not in Germany.  Has Merkel been honest/upfront on this topic/issue?  Or is the dishonest Pelosi get-it-done-deal-with-the-reality-later approach being used?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:26 | 7035365 scraping_by
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The publicty campaign was babies and women and the horrors of war. 'Migrants' losing their lives is small boats and teddy bears at the border. Moving millions of people requires planning, organization, and finance. The organizers still haven't been heard from.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:11 | 7035254 northern vigor
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I heard of some nice Mennonite men that had some of their daughters compromised by one of their neighbours...they just showed up and castrated him....just saying.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:14 | 7035269 Jurgster
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Thanks to the propaganda that turns Arab Refugees into Terrorists and Rapists >> http://bit.ly/1MwVzrs

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:17 | 7035301 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Those Arabs are attacking the Jewish people with no provocation! The USA must step in and stop this!

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