This Is What Happens When Every German Googles "Pepper Spray"

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Back in November, we remarked that despite occasional videos of angry Germans protesting at what has become the biggest "foreign invasion" of Europe since World War II, the German popular response to the wave of migrants, which is now expected to top 1 million in 2015 has been relatively calm.

"Fear (and anger), however, are building beneath the otherwise calm surface," we warned.

How did we know that? Because as we proceeded to report, Germany had run out of pepper spray after a 600% increase in sales. "There is fear" explained Kai Prase, managing director of DEF-TEC Defense Technology GmbH in Frankfurt, one of the major producers of repellents. "For the past six to seven weeks we have been practically sold out."

That was before Paris.

And before Hannover.

And before Cologne.

In the wake of the wave of sexual assaults which occurred across the bloc on New Year's Eve (most notably in Germany), we decided to check up on the pepper spray situation and sure enough, Germans are even more frightened than before.

How do we know this time around? Because according to FAZ, Germans are Googling "pepper spray" like there's no tomorrow:

Then again, while mace may be effective as a groper-be-gone defense tactic, it's little help against a Kalashnikov.

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Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:18 | 7035723 TheSheepWolf
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What did he predict exactly? He was against different group of people...

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:33 | 7035792 Sandmann
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No. He was against Magyars outbreeding Austrians. Jewish journakists were more pro-French than pro-German and Jewish groups were either Bolshevik or Capitalist but not in the interests of the German nation that was his gripe

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 14:04 | 7035950 Volkodav
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was wise enough to see their workings..

a witness...its all there and predictive warning of destruction of European culture if not stopped.

watching now it is continued to goal of final destruction.

what part of obvious so hard to understand?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:08 | 7035640 FreeNewEnergy
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How about Germans go to their merchants (butcher, baker, candleschtict maker, grocer, etc.) and simply tell them, "if you keep selling to Muslims, I will stop buying anything here."

Starve the bastards out. When they're dying of starvation, offer them some food on condition they take bus rides back to the "homeland," i.e., Islamic shithole from whence they came.

Send them back. Bottom line. Simple solution. Deportation. Yeah, cruel, inhumane. They'll understand because that's exactly how they roll.

I'll tell you this now, if this shit starts around here, I'll start the movement in a nonosecond. A Muslim rapes a woman in this neck of the woods, expect six or eight of your kind to die.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:27 | 7035762 RabbitChow
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Stop offering Halal foods?  what will they do?

Heck, if a muslim rapes a woman in his own country, a dozen or so bystanders join in.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 14:46 | 7036187 Bastiat
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Then they stone the nasty adultress. . . and if they don't, her family will because they have been disgraced.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:48 | 7035868 DosZap
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I re-read the US Constitution just last night.  Strongly suggest all ZH'ers to re-read.

 

You KNOW that puts you on the TERRORIST LIST RIGHT?.

(and I am sure you give a shite,lol)

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:53 | 7035894 Volkodav
Tue, 01/12/2016 - 13:57 | 7035903 DosZap
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Any weapon .380, or above from up close and personal is just fine.

The best .380 rounds now are 1 shot Center of Mass stoppers @ (60%), put 5-6 in them.

Difference between a .45 and a 9mm, is less than 1-3% one shot stop.(best round v.s best round)

ANY comml ammo made now is BAD news.(carry what your comfotable with,as long as you know how to use it).

Remember you NEVER are shooting to kill,but to STOP.

Memorize that until your ears bleed.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 15:26 | 7036387 22winmag
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Handguns are very bad at killing and stopping determined attackers.

 

Rifles and shotguns please!

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 16:19 | 7036775 Victor999
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With hollow point bullets whatever reaches you won't be in one piece, I assure you.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 14:17 | 7035981 Jorgen
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Another 'conspiracy theory' proven to be a fact:

The interior minister said at a press conference called to announce the chief’s early retirement that his departure was necessary to restore public faith in police, yet he failed to mention that on new year’s eve he had personally turned down a request from police for reinforcements to patrol the city, leaving just 143 officers on duty that night. Speakers at a PEGIDA march in the city this weekend called on the interior minister to resign for his part in the scandal.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 14:15 | 7036001 DosZap
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Which was the old requirement for a self-defense plea in America. Now the NRA is pushing this 'stand your ground' thing where the test is just your mental state. Get a notion, and it's just as good as the objective situation. Makes things confused, and people don't know what to do.

 

 

Don't know where you heard this crap, but IN TEXAS it's called the CASTLE LAW.(and the NRA helped get it through)

And you do not have to try and hide or get away(as some libs here tried to pass,and many went to curt on for shooting first and not asking questions later.)

Any SOB that comes thru a window or door, that you did not invite shoot their arse,trespass with intent.

I do not answer my door even to a cop(after dark esp) unless I am packing.THIS is my house,what you want,if I did not call you, you are not welcome here.You TRY to  come in uninvited,you're leaving in a body bag.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 11:25 | 7040430 Dodgy Geezer
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Er..I wanted some help.  I'm Japanese, so I don't know my way around, and I want to find the airport. Why are you shooting me? 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 14:14 | 7036015 Libertati Aut A...
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here are some better ideas for the Germans

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/76279787413256143/

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 15:23 | 7036375 22winmag
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Improvised weapons are nice, just not when they are portrayed in some kind of bullshit "revolution" posing as a CIA coup in Ukraine. 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 15:18 | 7036347 Chuckster
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I think we should all hold hands and pray for the Germans and the Saudis.  Especially the Saudis.  The lost from low oil prices must make them want to depart a few citizens.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 15:20 | 7036359 Heffer
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I have many cans of Wasp and Hornet spray in my house, sprays about 30 feet and will knock down any person or animal.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 16:15 | 7036726 Victor999
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Have you tried it?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 15:29 | 7036403 Nolde Huruska
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Self defence guideline #11:  Don't bring pepper spray to a gunfight.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 15:45 | 7036496 - - - - - -
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all muslim youth have guns with them 

they smuggle them in illegaly from turkey and albania

if you see a group of mulatos no matter what age they are, at least one of them has a gun in his jacket

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 15:55 | 7036551 OldFahrtyPants
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Big security alert in Munich this evening. Main stations closed.

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 16:06 | 7036633 ToSoft4Truth
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The wife and kids are out getting raped and the man of the house googles Pepper Spray. 

 

What the hell? 

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 16:15 | 7036718 Victor999
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How do you know it's not his wife googling pepper spray?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 18:38 | 7037589 SmedleyButlersGhost
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How do you know it's not the rapist?

Tue, 01/12/2016 - 19:09 | 7037711 overmedicatedun...
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I shoot a kimber custom II .45, I am confused by those claiming high recoil /kick??  what kick? got a 41/2" barrel and she is one smooooth shooter.

(well not fair as I slept with a military 1911 for 2 tours in nam- got one that wasn't sloppy and had decent trigger pull, thank you to my armory spec 4)

nobody hits shit with those high capacity handguns, for proof look at the video of that cop shooter in philly..lotta rounds fired few very accurate or any video of cops shooting multiple rounds - can't hit dick. often end up hitting some poor civilian jane who was unlucky.

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