Wednesday Humor: "This Is Why Obama Is Bullish On The Economy"
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What, Obama worry?
:)
I have had a hemorrhoid I've been more comfortable with...
Here's WHY
"Legacy"
Your link is pure garbage. You know nothing about christianity let alone Judaism.
because obvious link spamming is obvious?
Simply programmed applause lines to let the Congressional Critters know when to applaud.
I no longer watch the show....but when I did I always watched the audience to see who was trying to elbow to the front of the line to shake the King's hand. Or who was jumping up first to clap their hands in vigorous gratitude that the King was so brilliant.
<May the farce be with us.>
Hey! The Prez is an Ivy League scholar. I am sure he excelled not only in the Constitutional Law courses but economics, finance, business and prob and stats. Why, just look at his grades and flawless attendance.
You don't even have to look that deep. He was a community organizer for fucks sake! What more could you ask for?
lol...he's a Constitutional professor & scholar! If you don't believe it just ask him...
"That is insane. If you’re too dangerous to board a plane, you’re too dangerous, by definition, to buy a gun."
By the kings definition.
Yes, quite the Constitutional professor & scholar that Obama, his State Department issues visas.
Rights are quite dangerous to tyrants.
pods
by definition
Yahoo! Inc. (YHOO)
Marissa had a great party while it lasted ... but you could see from the start that she had nothing substantive to contribute to the company.
If I recall correctly under Jerry Yang the PE was in the 20s... and that is all that needs to be said about what is wrong with Wall Street power.
YaPoo had Charlie Tax Evader Rangel do a briefer on Fuckbama's TelePrompTer State of the Ho Li Fuk yesterday.
Rangel is what is wrong with Congress. The fuck has been there since I was in HIGH school. I'm 61. Fucking asshole career liar/cheat/cunt.
Perhaps the Kraptrasians, Justa Beaver, and the numerous inane vapid "stories" they spew out has something to do with it.
Yahoo sucks ass....I only go there to see what the sheeple are being fed, sports (quickly going down the crapper there) and email, which also sucks ass.
Roll a fatty and simmer down now Jamaica J...
Rastafari my friend.
Old wailer clip with the boys playing 'Simmer Down.'
Beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhGqWCKv83Y
If I could upvote you 100 times I would, great stuff and had me laughing my ass off for 5 minutes, excellent prose sir, excellent
But he didn't have a pussy.
Marissa's job as captain of the good ship Yahoo was to go down with it, saving the menfolk the humiliation. That's the only reason women who aren't spouses or children of deceased founders of the firm ever become CEO of anything. If a woman is CEO, the fair value of the stock is almost certainly zero.
Of course, the trick only works because the girls never figure out the ship is beyond rescue till it's too late. Marissa hasn't figured it out yet.
Neither have Janet and Hillary.
That's usually how it goes with female CEOs, particularly famous and/or attractive ones. They provide a novelty premium for a while but eventually the "weighing" rather than "voting" aspect of the market kicks back in.
Marissa has a bossy looking face. I bet she really is pretty bossy
Have you ever heard the one about the liberal who fixed the economy? This one will kill ya!!!
i been hidin' in SLV and GPRO, how my doin?
The "markets" are not the economy, anymore than a casino is a place for Families to spend a vacation.
Hence Las Vegas being a top tourist destination...and now for families!
kids play at the pool, dad gets some skanky pussy while mom shops for overpriced garbage... perfect!
Just an fyi..this ain't the 70's..studies show that it's 'mom' who does the 'stepping out' these days. Has been for a few decades now.
(Thanks to the 'war on women/equal rights jazz etc.')
Just sayin.
Well thats good. For a minute there I thought the economy was in the tank! ;-)
People are getting destroyed.
I want the right people destroyed. [controlled demolition]
About the only thing you can do is make sure you are not one of those people being destroyed.
I just gave -up my gold trade.
Would you like the December 7th trendline that runs through the old 23.6% Fibi from $1186.00.
Not sure I'm drunk enough to view that right now. Thanks just the same.
I understand. How's that Grand National rebuild working out. That is one bad assed car.
It's basically just the guts from a GN stuffed into a 78 Malibu (still a GM 'G-body' platform). Ran 11.9 @ 115 before the weather got too cold for racing. It's a car you can start and run to the grocery store in the middle of February and still run that number with NO changes whatsoever. Drive to the track, make some passes, drive home. Unlike most cars, it's dragstrip performance can be duplicated at any stoplight in the country whenever you feel like it.
My old man just pulled an early '60's GTO out of 20 plus year hibernation. Do the numbers match on that chassis?
Transmission tunnel intact? No rust?
I like the Italian stuff.
God damn he looks tired. I hope he manages to sleep better after he's out of office.
It's from all the crying over guns...
1) The ones he wants to take away here...
2) The ones he is drop shipping to "freedom fighters" over there...and down there....
No tears about the 122 shot and 23 killed to date (yes, that is YTD 13 days) in the Chicago community he organized.
Strange days indeed.
http://heyjackass.com/
See my comment, below. Even GWB didn't look that haggard coming out of the WH after 8 years.
You're too good for this world. I rather hope he never knows a moment's rest, in this world or the next.
It would be awful if he had a stroke and Biden had to run as the incumbent.
Wouldn't it? ;-)
Calling them 'securities' is the equivalent of calling an electric chair a BarcaLounger.
Here is a 'security' I can recommend:
FAL SA58 PARA carbine rifle, 16.25" premium bipod-cut threaded barrel
Item Number: SA5816CP-A
Price: $1,975.00
Please dont buy an FAL buy an AR or AK ....... 500 bucks spend the rest on ammo
Sadly, the typical 'Merican these days believes the alphabet "networks" - and parrots all the "data" spewed from them.
Fuckbama is coasting now - more an agitator than whatever the fuck he was for the last miserable 7 years. His job is mostly done.
Look for lots of time off for this cunt, as he now panders to be head of the fucking UN.
Jesus Mary and Joe.....if any man needed to be shot into space....did I say "man"?
Forgive me.
Knarled left handed mulatto Muzzie geek/fraud/shitpuppet.
left-handed shitpuppet = +1. poetic, and brings a tear to my eye.
Obama's short your life