Wednesday Humor: "This Is Why Obama Is Bullish On The Economy"

... As he points in the right direction. Thanks for the laugh Yahoo.

h/t @Estimated_0

Comments

[NoDebt]

The president has become mentally unhinged.  I mean that he has suffered what I believe is an actual psychological break with reality.  And there's still a year to go.  I'm just counting the days until the Presidential Pardons start.  I keep holding out hope that he pardons Hillary and drives a political stake through that bitch's heart.

[CHoward]

Well said NoDebt, well said.

[gatorengineer]

I disagree the first say 6 years was the act.  He's just dropped it now, and this is the real Barry.

Frankly I am shocked that the Fed hasn't intervened.  I can easy the economic collapse being severe enough to cancel the next election if there is no intervention in the next week or so.

[NoPension]

From their perch, life is good.
DC is booming with construction. Gov cheese flows like water.
Other than top tier WallStreet golden parachutes , what in this country is better than a government Jerb, benefits and pension?

And as a super-duper fuck you to all the little peon nobody civilian punk assbitch average taxer payer, ha, THEY exempt themselves from the rules we have to abide by!
Who- weeee...... Great to be in the " party". Just like the oldSoviet. Only bigger er and betterer.

I truly do loathe these fucking people. But I don't blame them. Just pissed the fuck off I wasted my life trying to build businesses and shit, and would be better of if I cut grass for Countyroads the last twenty five years.....al la Forrest Gump.

[Never One Roach]

Speaking of businesses...did you get the good news? A real stimulus to small businesses:

USPS Announces Postage Rate Increase – Starts January 17, 2016

http://blog.stamps.com/2015/10/22/usps-announces-postage-rate-increase-s...

[Temporalist]

The Forever Obama Stamp!  Forward!

[fatlibertarian]

He'll pass an executive order to ban short selling

[NoDebt]

All the cool kids are doing it.  (DC has China envy like you can't believe.  Centralized command and control over everything lines up perfectly with their sociopathic desires.)

[Laplacian2003]

.....it's Bush's fault

[Pabloallen]

Yes it is.

[Duc888]

When you're the brown trout at the bottom of the bowl.... lookin' back up above the rim....everything looks peachy until someone grabs that handle.

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yahoo  prepare you butt 

how dare you criticize the half negro unicoran

[noless]

ther'r some killers buys out their right now, high carbon steel end producers.

also kitchen knives.

but what would i know, i haven't even researched anything.

[db51]

I'd go for a set of knives....handle first please.

[Arthur Schopenhauer]

I'm researching manufacturers of carbon steel Butt weld fittings.

[Sanity Bear]

That's funny, I saw the same thing on Yahoo Finance and had the same thought.

[Goggles Pisano]

Does Fiction Peddler have an official SIC Code?

[Bear]

Yahoo! Finanace ... This is who I am and what I do.

[Yen Cross]

Who's their hidden female CEO Bear?

 She's just Silicon Valley fodder. { golden parachutes}

[Ms No]

I guess he will be glad to have gotten his "last" state of the union out of the way.  He just claimed fictitious Alice in Wonderland victory throughout his entire presidency.  What is starting now might be a tad harder to hide.

[PirateOfBaltimore]

Maybe he can lecture me about "profit to earnings ratios" like he did a few years ago.

Who the actual Fuck are people who think this guy is the smartest in the room?

[jmcoombs]

Answer:  A Democrat.  They are married to the brand.  Doesn't matter who it is.

[GRDguy]

Sure glad someone posted that screen shot from finance.yahoo.com.  I saved it at 6:19EST. Great juxtaposition.  Do any of these public figures realize just how stupid they look tryin' to lie and steal from the 99%? Disgusting.

[Bunga Bunga]

Bullish nail guns.

[NumberTwo]

Yahoo is nothing more than a government-sponsored, fascist, propaganda machine.  These asshats will stop at nothing.  If the Onion was not a satire site, it would be called Yahoo.

[Arthur Schopenhauer]

Last night on television after the SOTUS, a member of congress commented that he spent all day on capital hill convincing fellow congressmen he wasn't crazy, and when he went back to the district he represented he spent all day convincing the voters he was crazy. He was asked "why" and he said if he didn't act crazy and say crazy things, the people in his district would vote him out of office.

[Janet Shalom Be...]

He's been snorting Michelle's crack too often.  After his reign is over, he will get free health care for life, plus $375k for life, plus secret service slave contingent. Then will go on a speaking tour to whatever fools will pay him a quarter mil a pop.   Unbelievable what is possible in the land of Amerika, where a community organizer can become president, and run the country in the ground, and still not realize what he (and the Fed he has empowered) has done.   

Hope for Change,  what an ObamaNation.

[Wahooo]

Like someone said, Only in American can a young Muslim boy from Indonesia become President.

[jmcoombs]

Worse:  he and the Fed seriously think they've done a good job.  That is what's REALLY pathetic.

[r3phl0x]

If you like your capital loss, you can keep your capital loss.

[Yen Cross]

  I like quad cam 12 cylinder, normally aspirated power~plants.

[Elan_Vital]

Stock market has not corrected for a long time. DJI (Dow Jones Index) was roughly 12,000 in 2012 up to a high of 18,250 in 2015. Thats a 50% increase in just three years. Speculation trading used to be illegal and punishable by hanging. 

[Sorry_about_Dresden]

Goota play the etrade baby card. I love this clip!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqF83-FmVpM&feature=player_embedded