This Is What The Powerball Ticket Line Looked Like In Nevada

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Seven years ago, America was promised hope and change. The change never came, but at least there is still hope, and it comes in the form of a voluntary tax known as the Powerball lottery. The only problem: it happens to be everyone else's hope too, and to even get a chance to buy a ticket, one has to wait in lines such as this one on the California-Nevada border.

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Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:47 | 7044190 waterwitch
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That's just FU'ed!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:48 | 7044197 El Oregonian
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Sadly, this also looks like our unemployment lines...

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:57 | 7044244 OrangeJews
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Had an unemployed friend pick me up $20 worth.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:01 | 7044264 Stainless Steel Rat
Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:07 | 7044286 OrangeJews
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Won $4.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:15 | 7044310 ACP
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-80% return

So, it's kinda like you invested in a Jim Cramer stock, then?

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:32 | 7044380 OrangeJews
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Better investment than Bear Stearns.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 00:22 | 7044539 ACP
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Oh yeah huh. Playing the lotto gives you better returns than listening to Cramer...classic!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 00:34 | 7044559 Al Gophilia
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I'm sure that I saw those same folks in an iPhone line.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 01:37 | 7044682 zeronetwork
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Lotte y is the only fair game in town. rich spend $1 and a poor spend $1, both have same probability, unlike getting a job or a contract.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 01:45 | 7044694 zhandax
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And both of you are 200 times as likely to be hit by lightning than win.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 02:02 | 7044717 Tall Tom
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Actually Powerball tickets cost $2 each.

 

And it is more like you are 290 times more likely to be struck by lightning in a Calendar Year in the United States than to correctly match the five numbers and the Powerball.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 04:37 | 7044861 dreadnaught
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I would gladly give away my chance at being hit by lightening

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 05:01 | 7044882 VinceFostersGhost
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Gambling is a tax for people that can't do math.

 

How much gold and silver do those people have....I'm thinking none.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 08:54 | 7045291 Stuck on Zero
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The way I look at state run lotteries is that they are a just another tool to increase income inequality.  Millions get poorer while one gets filthy rich.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 01:13 | 7044646 Midas
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Bullshit.  Bear Stearns is fine.  Trust me, I got a guy.  He may have the ethics of a criminal, but he makes up for it in enthusiasm. 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 01:34 | 7044679 zeronetwork
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lost jackpot by one number, won $50,000.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:50 | 7044202 Never One Roach
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  " ... the odds of winning ... 1 in 292.2 million ...."

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=chances+of+winning+the+powerball+lottery...

 

                                           "Yes we can!"

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:51 | 7044210 Wulfkind
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Sí, se puede !

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:54 | 7044228 tmosley
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Guess that means SOMEONE in that line is definitely going to win!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:55 | 7044230 Cognitive Dissonance
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Spend as much as you can afford to increase your chances.......to one in a million.

<Said Cog as he clutches his Powerball tickets. Come on baby, mama needs a new pair of shoes.>  :-)

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:00 | 7044256 Dr. Engali
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So you're saying I have a chance?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 00:19 | 7044532 813kml
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I had a vision where God told me I wouldn't win the Powerball, and he was right.  Therefore, there is a God.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 01:17 | 7044656 Farqued Up
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As good reasoning as any.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 12:19 | 7046216 divingengineer
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I figure there are only two outcomes possible.

1. You win.

2. You lose.

Therefore, you have a 50% chance of winning the Powerball. 

 

Right?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 01:53 | 7044708 Triple A
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exactly, this is the ultimate bread and circus right before the collapse.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:50 | 7044203 Wulfkind
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I bet 90% of those stupid fucks complain about taxes and government waste.

And complain about "gambling" on Wall Street.

George Carlin....."The Public Sucks"

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 12:33 | 7046287 divingengineer
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You are most likely correct. However, they are gambling with their own money. Wall st. and the Govt use our money to gamble and waste. 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:55 | 7044231 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Sad debt slaves. I talked to me neighbor today and he was like I'd do this and that if I won. I said only a fool plays the lotto. He was confused. 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 06:27 | 7044943 MrNosey
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Very Sad!

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:48 | 7044192 Soul Glow
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People buy the top.  They always have.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:56 | 7044238 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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If a person was smart, you'd by the state lotto with the smallest payout. Nobody is playing.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:58 | 7044252 DirkDiggler11
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Or take a shot with FCX stock ...

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:00 | 7044259 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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I'm not saying I would play.  But the last thing to do is play the huge payout with the highest odds. LOL

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:05 | 7044280 Agent P
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I said fuck it and bought some today.  

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 03:59 | 7044836 Misanthropus
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Don't feel bad. Mea culpa.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:48 | 7044195 Eireann go Brach
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Are you sure they are not lining up to watch the state of the Union?

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:02 | 7044268 willwork4food
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That is what I thought the line was for. They wanted my $2 for what???

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 07:32 | 7045034 Realname
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 "They wanted my $2 for what???" Its to pay the paperboy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsxJfcFVnpo

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:50 | 7044208 yellensNIRPles
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All you need to know about the real state of the union can be discerned from that short video.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:51 | 7044209 Dragon HAwk
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Which part of the Odds ar Against you     don't people understand..

 at least if you play poker with your friends somebody has to win, and that sucker buys the beer and Pizza

( house rules )

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:51 | 7044212 indaknow
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I bet one of those folks get hit by lightning

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:52 | 7044218 foodstampbarry
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 After 7 years Barry's hope and change has finally arrived. 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:22 | 7044329 Implied Violins
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You've got a better chance of finding change under your couch cushion. No line needed.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 22:53 | 7044221 DirkDiggler11
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A great visual representation of the Harry Reid economy.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:14 | 7044312 Never One Roach
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Hoping or dreaming you wil win is a kind of opitate; serves the same purpose as religion; keep the people dreaming hoping so they don't realize how hopeless their lives really are.

Kinda sad, verdad?

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:01 | 7044232 savagegoose
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There have been lots of reports in the news about people standing in long lines, waiting 2, 3, even 4 hours to buy lottery tickets because they go to a border store.

If you're going to travel to another state and buy tickets, be smart.  Use the Lottery Places app to find a store a bit farther in from the border so you're not waiting in line.

Or maybe you're near more than one other state, and you want to see and compare stores in both states at once.  The Lottery Places app can do that too, because it's the only app on the market that can find lottery retailers in every state and jurisdiction in the United States.

It's available for free download for every major platform:  iPhone (iOS), Android, Windows Phone, and Windows 8 and Windows 10 computers.  Every lottery player should have this app.

 

 

 

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:11 | 7044300 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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But I don't have a "smart" phone. You know not everyone is stupid enough to fall for the "smart" phone bullshit, right?  Yes, I am 37 too.

Wed, 01/13/2016 - 23:59 | 7044469 BarkingCat
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I have a smart phone but was dragged to buying it kicking and screaming.

My last flip phone was falling apart and try as hard as I did I could not find a decent replacement. 

I still miss the need to only charge it once every 4 or 5 days and not have my ass dial people at random.

Just last week I ordered the back for it from eBay and might actually resurrect it.

If I do the only thing I will miss about the smart phone is 2 apps -Viber and Dingtone.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 01:08 | 7044637 fatlibertarian
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What exactly are you "falling for"?

LOL

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