How Switzerland Hopes To Prevent Refugee Sex Attacks: With This Cartoon

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The traditionally inert, neutral and quite homogeneous nation of Switzerland is not used to having cultural integration issues, which is why it has been watching recent events across the German border (and elsewhere in Europe) with sheer terror. And in order to preempt any possible outbreaks of refugee violence against women, or in general, ahead of the Lucerne carnival starting on February 4, Switzerland is getting ready.

According to Blick, the department of Health and Social Services will use the following Austrian cartoon flyer dubbed "Ground Rules" which will be distributed to incoming migrants ahead of the noted Swiss carnival with hopes it will make it clear what is and isn't permitted. It lays out various instances of accepted behavior such as kissing and praying, while making it clear that punching women and children in the head is frowned upon in polite society.

 

 

The flyer was modeled after a comparable one, also created in Austria last year as part of the initial wave of mass refugee influx.

 

 

However, concerned that migrants would be less than inclined to read the text, the follow up was populated with "pictograms" or cartoons.

According to Blick, distributing the flyer was a spontaneous decision that took place "after the attacks in Germany on New Year's Eve" when Swiss authorities received a number of reactions, however they add that it was a preventive measure: "we currently have no problems."

Blick adds that currently in the canton of Lucerne there are about 1800 asylum seekers in three centers and nine temporary shelters.

As for the flyer, the local government has determined to "focus on role models, and equality between men and women." They "want to show that there is zero tolerance for sexual harassment. The motto is "If you come to us, abide by our rules."

A comparable flyer in Germany was found to have fanned racism with explanations such as "young girls feel harassed by demands such as asking for a cell phone number or Facebook contact, or marriage proposals" or "when nature calls we do exclusively on toilets, not in parks and gardens, and not on hedges and behind bushes."

Whether the cartoons will be successful in taming the refugees' more base instincts, tune in after the Lucerne carnival has started on February 4 to find out.

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Thu, 01/14/2016 - 21:32 | 7048845 Ness.
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The only thing ol' Billy Barnacle wants is for someone, anyone, to click on his website.  

Please don't click on ol' Billy Barnacle's website.  It only encourages him.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:37 | 7047878 T.Gracchus
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I appreciate your earnest and gallant attempts to defend the man who pretends to be the 'miffed microbiologist' . As a married man and father of daughters, I know that few if any real women would come here to sling mud with us male losers. Thus your gallantry is almost certainly misplaced. 

I did read through your comments though. Actually, though I do not live on a farm, I shoot and try to eat off the land. My problem is not with the rustic life, but with those who think that complex modern issues can somehow be reduced to agricultural similes, when clearly this is not the case.

In all honesty, despite having read your comment several times, I could not really decipher what, if any, point you were trying to make - other than a clumsy defence of your fellow Muzzie-hater. It was all a bit George W Bush- all words and no meaning.

But good luck with it- and maybe try charging at some windmills next time?

 

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:48 | 7047940 noless
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He's saying Europe owes the migrants nothing.

And your guilt trolling isn't going to change the fact that that's true.

If it isn't, you pony up the fucking cash, put your neck on the line.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 19:10 | 7048294 SILVERGEDDON
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Graccus.

Okay, gloves off, motherfucker.

Complex modern issues, my fucking ass.

Age old issue, cuts across all races, colors, and creeds.

Don't fuck with women and children. Period.

Or, suffer life changing consequences, whoever the fuck you are irrespective of which version of the sky god you believe in.

That is the Miffed Microbiologist's point, and mine as well. She's a girl incidentally, dipshit.

Then you stick your dick into the wringer by extrapolating American soldier sins as being acceptable by virtue of a consequences comment from someone who has no tolerance for child abuse, or female molestation and rape.

Fucking A, dude, but you truly aren't a fucking special snowflake winner until you call us both Muzzie haters. What a fucking reach around the truth you have there.

I have no hate for any man woman or child world wide. BUT - if they break the basic laws of man and nature - that is fucking race, color, creed, universally non denominational, then real life consequences are in order.

A real citizen of humanity has to take responsibility for saving that individual from their own mistakes, or to eliminate a threat to society. There is no order in society unless there are grave consequences for grave sins against the basic laws of humanity.

Miffed can speak for herself, but I am sure you would get a similar response.

You sad sack of innuendo " print it because I said it so it must be true " push the agenda new world media pimp daddy dick head news maker fucktard.

Go fuck your blender while making margaritas with salt on the rim while shoving a bare wire extension cord up your ass and plugging it into the wall.

While you are tied to your own windmill.

Once you pick the turf out of your teeth, redeem yourself by virtue of admitting when you have made some mistakes, assumptions, can actually agree with another person's viewpoint partially, or in full.

Mistakes aren't forever - repeat after me. " I am a man, and I can change. if I have to. I guess. "

And carry on, bitchez.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:37 | 7051596 T.Gracchus
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From your spittle-flecked rantings (and lack of punctuation) I can only assume you to be some sort of backwoods retard. 

I am just pleased that I managed to draw you into spending (an hour or two?) typing your foul-mouthed bile- thereby sparing other people from having to interact with you.

I hope you and your pretend cyber wife (the man known as 'Miffed') are very happy with your shared hatred of much of humanity, colored nicely with a rich layer of ignorant hypocracy.

Have fun- and BTW, your Nazi eagle profile pic shows your true colors- though I suspect you are more of a candidate for the moronic, homo-led bully-boys of the SA than the 'Teutonic knights' of the SS.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 20:49 | 7048699 Miffed Microbio...
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I was being tongue in cheek. I see some cannot get my subtitles at times.

We had 2 roosters once. One was very dominant and the other exceedingly submissive to the point of obsequious. We thought that quite strange for a rooster. One day the elder rooster died and Eddie Haskell took over the flock. I noticed he was rather rough with the hens but I took this as just a transition state. A few weeks later we awoke to frantic screeching in the hen yard. Eddie had a hen pinned in a corner and was spurring and ripping her feathers out . All the other hens were fly frantically around the small area to escape his wrath. Mr ran down, caught him by both feet and bashed his brains out on the barn wall. Upon close inspection we found wounds on most of our layers.

Visciousness, though not common in animals, is present and there is only one way to deal with it. Civilized negotiations is not an effective approach in such a situation. That is what the barnyard teaches us.

Miffed

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 04:42 | 7049530 bigkahuna
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That is a perfect analogy. The sicko rooster did not bring his bullshit to bear until the alpha was no longer there to keep him in check.

If they come over here and try to play the rape game, the shooting will start. You see, we are like the German people -very methodical and tough to stop once started - except we (the regular old civilians regardless of race or any other human variable) are armed to the razor sharp teeth. Therein lies the exact reason why they will not pull that crap over here. The alpha is still alive for the time being.

As a side note, it seems that viceroy Obama has invigorated the second amendment by causing firearm sales to go off the chart in the good ol' USSA. 

Blowback here comes in the form of false flags from our own government, persistent inflation, sporadic massive job losses-health care insurance scams, building demolitions, (followed by) wars - etc. With "friends" like our government, our enemies are not sure what is left for themselves to do.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:17 | 7047758 Trogdor
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Personally I would give them the option to stay and be castrated or leave.

Miffed, remind me to never make you mad - lol

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 21:01 | 7048737 Miffed Microbio...
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My dearest,

I would never consider such an action on anyone save child rapists ( women screaming rape seems rather dubious today and scrupulously examining facts would be in order in any case). However, such an action has limited effectiveness and only serves as more a symbolic action representing revenge vs deterrence. Evil can still be perpetuated on a child. Personally the only course effective would be execution or life imprisonment.

Though I am rarely angry I have caused many to exit a room when I boil over. All have maintained their appendages in every case.

Miffed;-)

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 20:54 | 7048713 Kirk2NCC1701
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Kirk offers the Castration option with bonus items as parting gifts: "Schlonged Long Pork Flambee" (c)2016, Kirk


1. Use sharp EDC knife or scalpel to remove Schlong.  IOW... "Short the Schlong

2. Dip shorted item generously in bacon fat;

3. Perform a C-Section from Pubic Bone to Breast Bone, to manifest the Abdominal Cavity;

4. Squirt fresh Bladder Juice directly into aforemention abdominal cavity in an artistic pattern;

5. Pour 2-4L of low-actane gasoline over the entire thing, for the ensuing Schlonged Long Pork Flambee.  Be sure to use lead-free gas, to protect the environment. 

 

Enjoy the show.  Send POV recording to places like ZH, Guardian, Al Jazeera, Wikileaks.  Don't bother with German or Swedish papers, as they won't publish it anyway.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 09:10 | 7050007 Refuse-Resist
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Maybe we ought to be digging up some old literature fromt he Spanish Inquisition.

I think they've exquisitley detailed many inventive ways of communicating  a sentiment of "Go the fuck home now".

Vlad the Impaler also had a pretty good idea.

I like the idea of giong old school, videoing and distributing a copy to every refugee with a message in arabic:  "This is what will happen to you if you touch our women or children" including burial in a vat of lard just for good measure.

Seems like the USMIL used the lard tactic to some effect in the phillipines against mohameddans.

The answer to this problem will not come from liberals or politically correct intellectuals.  No sir.  The answers are in our past, and well documented. They work. If they didn't Europe would already be muslim.

Seems to me that most of the pro-mohameddans don't know shit about mohameddans.  Kind of like diversity advocates in these United States.

If they did, they'd be saying what we're saying: ZERO TOLERANCE FOR MOHAMEDDANS AND THEIR BULLSHIT

They can go home and stay there, or they can take a dirtnap AFAIC.

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:40 | 7047895 kiwigal
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World peace...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:14 | 7047111 Nutsack
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What is the upside for the host countries? We can see how the parasites will benefit.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:31 | 7047193 N2OJoe
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White Genocide and the fall of Western civilization, of course!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 09:11 | 7050029 Refuse-Resist
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Why do all the semites want to destroy us and our culture?

 

Answer that and you'll be well on your way.

 

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:18 | 7047125 MrNosey
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The liberal left have a real problem with reality.....they are mentally ill and are a clear and present danger......

 

http://beforeitsnews.com/global-unrest/2016/01/the-lion-is-it-time-to-fi...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:20 | 7047465 Baby Bladeface
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Aw, spambot, you haloperidol injected, now I'm worried.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 18:11 | 7048090 AsinineBovineFeces
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The ads are becoming sentient!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:25 | 7047167 ToSoft4Truth
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The NFL.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:41 | 7047249 Tall Tom
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"while making it clear that punching women and children in the head is frowned upon in polite society."

 

happens in the US of A too, been to walmart lately?

 

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

Nuthin' She has been told twice and yer wastin' yer breath.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:10 | 7047400 Squid Viscous
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why the menorah? they are less than .025% of global population?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:15 | 7047433 Id fight Gandhi
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Exactly. Hands with puppet strings wouldve been more apropos.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:19 | 7047771 Wulfkind
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The only way that stops Muzzie rapes is if the women roll that sign up and stick in their Wah Hoo and cover it in Bacon Grease.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:30 | 7047836 post turtle saver
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the phrase was "frowned upon", not "never happens"...

just like not being able to read is frowned upon, but we still have ignorant SOBs like you who can't...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:42 | 7047904 TheDanimal
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In Walmart, this reinforces the idiotic drive to consume cheap garbage, therefore it is patriotic in this context to punch women and children in the head so long as it's to get a "great" deal on something.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 00:43 | 7049316 Eurotrash Sorehead
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I thought they were all rocket engineers...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:11 | 7047088 Dick Gazinia
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I didnt see a "no goat fucking" cartoon.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:16 | 7047121 NoDebt
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I can already tell this is the winning comment of the thread.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:18 | 7047130 BandGap
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Has to reflect the geographical location, so it would be sheep or pertinent mountainside livestock.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:28 | 7047179 Theosebes Goodfellow
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And as far as I know, sheep fucking is a very respectable and an old time-honored tradition in many Swiss mountain communities of lonely shepherds tending flocks. They are known as Winterschafliebhaber.

....

Okay, that's BS. I made it up. But I had ya' going, didn't I?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:53 | 7047314 Bollixed
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A muzzi wanders into a seance and while seated at the table the Medium asks if anyone has had sex with a ghost. The Muzzi goes 'Sure, all the time." The Medium looks at him and says, 'You have sex with ghosts?' The muzzie says, 'Oh, I thought you said goats!'

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:56 | 7047332 Skateboarder
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Why did the goat cross the road?

To run the fuck away from the muzzie.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:18 | 7047766 Son of Loki
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Seems like the Swiss politicians would get more upset if theri mountain goats were attacked then their young girls being raped in the streets.

 

That's odd.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 20:31 | 7048641 northern vigor
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Heidi's goat had a special place in the hearts of the Swiss

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 18:52 | 7048257 zaphire999
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What do you call a muslim with 6 goats?

 

..

 

A PIMP!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:17 | 7047128 Bastiat
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Wm Banzai will take care of that! 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:20 | 7047143 Chuck Walla
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No Shitting while Standing pictos, either. Those Johnny Portables in Afghanistan were a mess until they told them to stop or go 'round the back.

FORWARD CHARMIN SOVIET!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:20 | 7047462 847328_3527
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It's funny how "outraged" the europeans used to be by Chinese tourists who simply spit in the street.

 

 

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:23 | 7047156 orangegeek
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This would imply that goobermint supplies the rubber boots for such a task and that's expensive.  Things are tight out there.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:43 | 7047257 BlindMonkey
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Is there any word if the "how to take a shit in the West" placards had any effect?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 18:18 | 7048122 AsinineBovineFeces
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You gotta let 'em make sweet sweet humis-scented love to something. Better it be goats than the women. Also, I believe being permissive of goat poking is considered cultural tolerance.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:16 | 7047123 besnook
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is she saying, "you better fuck my skanky pussy or i will shoot you."  it is difficult to see your message in this feminist world.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:23 | 7047154 hedgeless_horseman
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She is saying, "Silly rapist...never bring your dick to a gun fight."

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:31 | 7047194 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Either way, it looks like it ends with a bang, Hedgeless.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:40 | 7047234 hedgeless_horseman
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If the cartoons don't work, they can always try color photography illustrating the consequences of rape in an armed society.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:43 | 7047266 debtor of last ...
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Yep. Show them some real life consequences.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:44 | 7047267 BlindMonkey
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effective

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:53 | 7047312 ParkAveFlasher
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I know I'm convinced.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:47 | 7047615 Herd Redirectio...
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Hedgeless, how come the rest of us proles can't post pics!!!  Its the year 2016, FFS!

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