How Switzerland Hopes To Prevent Refugee Sex Attacks: With This Cartoon

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The traditionally inert, neutral and quite homogeneous nation of Switzerland is not used to having cultural integration issues, which is why it has been watching recent events across the German border (and elsewhere in Europe) with sheer terror. And in order to preempt any possible outbreaks of refugee violence against women, or in general, ahead of the Lucerne carnival starting on February 4, Switzerland is getting ready.

According to Blick, the department of Health and Social Services will use the following Austrian cartoon flyer dubbed "Ground Rules" which will be distributed to incoming migrants ahead of the noted Swiss carnival with hopes it will make it clear what is and isn't permitted. It lays out various instances of accepted behavior such as kissing and praying, while making it clear that punching women and children in the head is frowned upon in polite society.

 

 

The flyer was modeled after a comparable one, also created in Austria last year as part of the initial wave of mass refugee influx.

 

 

However, concerned that migrants would be less than inclined to read the text, the follow up was populated with "pictograms" or cartoons.

According to Blick, distributing the flyer was a spontaneous decision that took place "after the attacks in Germany on New Year's Eve" when Swiss authorities received a number of reactions, however they add that it was a preventive measure: "we currently have no problems."

Blick adds that currently in the canton of Lucerne there are about 1800 asylum seekers in three centers and nine temporary shelters.

As for the flyer, the local government has determined to "focus on role models, and equality between men and women." They "want to show that there is zero tolerance for sexual harassment. The motto is "If you come to us, abide by our rules."

A comparable flyer in Germany was found to have fanned racism with explanations such as "young girls feel harassed by demands such as asking for a cell phone number or Facebook contact, or marriage proposals" or "when nature calls we do exclusively on toilets, not in parks and gardens, and not on hedges and behind bushes."

Whether the cartoons will be successful in taming the refugees' more base instincts, tune in after the Lucerne carnival has started on February 4 to find out.

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Thu, 01/14/2016 - 18:48 | 7048238 Manipuflation
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Do you think abuse of photo posting rights might escalate quickly? 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:17 | 7047451 Id fight Gandhi
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Welp. That's enough internet for today.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:44 | 7047268 besnook
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that's why you always make sure they cum first.

 

 

 

 

damn! that hurts.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:50 | 7047296 _ConanTheLibert...
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I always liked your pictures of delicious meals. I prefer you stick to those.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:57 | 7047343 MsCreant
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His wife hasn't cooked it yet, that's all. 

There will be more pictures showing how it will get processed and put on the table with some potatoes, some bread, a veg, and a nice wine.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:07 | 7047383 Squid Viscous
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just needs a bun and some home farmed sauerkraut, and spicy brown mustard of course

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:15 | 7047431 MsCreant
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So a home crafted beer would go better with that than wine?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:18 | 7047450 hedgeless_horseman
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Bangers and mash?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:40 | 7047567 Hulk
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All of youz are sick beyond comprehension. Please carry on ...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 19:35 | 7048426 Yen Cross
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 I'm going to have to side with Hulk on this one.

 Rape is rape... An equal opportunity , non-gender specific, crime. 

 Woman or Man <> Man or Woman, there's an special place in HELL for these predators.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:10 | 7047404 T.Gracchus
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That's not gunshot- it's someone who came downstairs late to make a cranberry smoothie (nude) and forgot to fasten the lid properly.

Been there, done that!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:41 | 7047571 Hulk
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Thats gotta sting...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 18:39 | 7048204 FredFlintstone
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Is that what VD looks like? They should show that in health class :)

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:32 | 7047198 Consuelo
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She's hot...

 

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 20:51 | 7047285 hedgeless_horseman
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...was the final thought that passed trough his mind, right before the bullet.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:33 | 7047210 Consuelo
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Firm thighs, no canckles, perky boob job (great animation), smart-ass look about her  - what's not to like...?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:24 | 7047157 Anasteus
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Heh, you definitely got it, besnook!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:53 | 7047311 Zero-Hegemon
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"This is my pussy, this is for fun."

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:21 | 7047148 clawsthatscratch
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I am not running for office and I approve of your message.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:31 | 7047195 Fuku Ben
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I don't know if you saw that video with the poor female that group of about 50 rapefugees grabbed and forced under the bridge to rape. She's going to need something more power if she wants to stay alive with these animals. Full auto maybe. There are just too many.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:57 | 7047340 Iam_Silverman
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"She's going to need something more power if she wants to stay alive with these animals. Full auto maybe. There are just too many. "

I hear that argument quite a bit.  But, let's look at the facts as they pertain to human nature.  After the first three or four rounds are fired, and three or four assailants drop, about half of the crowd will immediately scatter.  If two or three are left standing and looking undecided, they go next.  Now you are down to about 50% capacity of many modern semiautomatic pistols.  At this point, only the most determined are thinking about the advantage they may have if they rushed as a group.  But, in many cases there is no rehearsed plan with these type of groups, and they have to verbalize their intentions at this point.  Once that happens, they have identified themselves as the next target.

Groups of scum like that are opportunists - they will take the path of least resistance and most reward.  If the reward is a bullet, they may decide to move on.  If they truly are part of a well rehearsed gang with a plan, then you'll need to take as many as you can and deal with your own mortality at that point.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:13 | 7047420 bookofenoch
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She needed people like us to step up with our conceals and shoot with her

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:08 | 7047388 Agent P
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Why is she aiming with her closed eye?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:22 | 7047446 hedgeless_horseman
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No need to aim at that range. 

She is clearly, "shooting from the hip."

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 21:03 | 7048739 Kirk2NCC1701
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Was hoping to see something Medieval for these Medieval animals.

Something like a BACON-SCENTED CHASTITY BELT, with a BOBBITT GRIP & SNIP feature.

If that doesn't make a Muzzie dick go limp and hide like a Tortoise head, I don't know what will.  Mine just hid from the mere thought if it.  ;-)

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:12 | 7047096 ShorTed
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The religion of Peace.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:36 | 7047226 yovatti
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And goat-fucking. never forget the goat-fucking. It's almost as good as the peace.

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:59 | 7047347 Iam_Silverman
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" It's almost as good as the peace."

Hah, I read this at first as "it's almost as good as a piece", and instantly wondered how to compare inter-species sex with normally accepted practices.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:13 | 7047098 vq1
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"George Washington formulated a policy to encourage the "civilizing" process. He had a six-point plan for civilization which included,

impartial justice toward Native Americans

regulated buying of Native American lands

promotion of commerce

promotion of experiments to civilize or improve Native American society

presidential authority to give presents

punishing those who violated Native American rights"

 

btw, NY tried to improve its subway etiquette with similar cartoons. really simple concepts- yet no measurable results, let me tell you. 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:21 | 7047785 Son of Loki
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I thought DeeBlazio found those ads "rayciss" and yanked them down?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 18:46 | 7048229 Grumbleduke
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this guy tried.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernhard_Goetz

failed also:

In 1996, one of the shot men, who had been left paraplegic and brain damaged as a result of his injuries, obtained a civil judgment of $43 million against Goetz.

Gotta love the land of sheep!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:14 | 7047102 ZDRuX
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Where's the one where they have a red X across the guy putting on a suicide vest?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 18:30 | 7048169 tenpanhandle
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Right next to the one with a red X of a cartoonist being killed for depicting Allah in his cartoon.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:14 | 7047110 SillyWabbits
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I read a lot of comic books as a kid.  Never raped anybody!

Who knew.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:14 | 7047112 rodocostarica
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So evidently if I can find one of those fake Syrian passports I guess I can travel Europe this summer and stay for free in every country at refugee shelters insteads of hotels? meals included.  Lucerne Switzerland sounds great. It's on my bucket list!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:26 | 7047171 Chuck Walla
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Don't ferget yer prayer rug! Roll up a few 'D' cells in it and leave a wire dangling. Won't do a thing for you, but someone is bound to get excited about your traveling with it. Great for chatting up the chix, too. "I knew Osama when he was nuthin, and he hasn't changed a bit"

 

FORWARD CALIPHATE!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 21:13 | 7048774 Kirk2NCC1701
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Unbelievable!  I used to have friends who lived in Lucerne, but who've since moved, because the place "went to Hell", as they put it.

Looks like Bern, Geneva or Davos are the only places left, where the Muzzies will leave you alone.  

Bring back the Crusader Knights, who retired to CH after they got wasted on Fri. 13. Oct. 1307, when the French King Philip IV, wiped out almost all Knights Templar. According to many historians, the remnant fled to and hid in what is now Switzerland, and trained & organized the local farmers, to fight & defeat the professional armies of Austria, and helped bring about the birth of CH and its banking.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:16 | 7047113 Schroedingers Cat
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The Swiss regard even Germans as foreigners and potential rapists who can't be trusted.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 21:20 | 7048804 Kirk2NCC1701
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LOL.  When the Swiss have sex, their women can read a magazine or do their nails.

They are just jealous of the more boisterous and lively Germans, French, Italians and Austrians, that their women prefer.  They don't like Englishmen though, I've heard, because they too are too genteel and rather effeminate.  They should beware of the Muzzies though, because a German MD chick (ex-GF) told me that when she was in France as a hospital Intern, the two N. African (Moroccan and Tunisian) Interns just wanted to butt-fuck her.  Must the the sun, or "any tight hole for small dicks" thing, I guess.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:16 | 7047118 Mini-Me
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I see shit like this and shake my head in wonder.  Is this the Twilight Zone?  

And how can the poor writers at the Onion possibly keep up with this real world insanity?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:33 | 7047212 VipperOfVip
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It is ideology meeting the inevitable facepalm of reality.

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:16 | 7047119 Bill of Rights
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Free pair of Scissors for everyone!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:44 | 7047262 Hongcha
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Rounded, non-dangerous scissors. 

The so-simple-for-the-child-within cartoon fetish is even worse in the far east than here.  It's everywhere in China.  Everywhere in Japan.  Pacifying.

Many of us, myself included, thought fascism was jackboots and truncheons.  We were bamboozled.  The fascism we have in Amerika is like a sickly sweet ooze poured over us every single day, drilled into us, peaceably.  Nancy Pelosi and Boxer and Feinstein wagging their fingers in our face.  Remote crib cams everywhere.  The jackboots are in the background if needed. 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 16:08 | 7047386 Uchtdorf
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Brave New World

1984

Take your choice.

Hint: It's really both.

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:16 | 7047122 BandGap
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This crap speaks to the IQ level of the people they are letting in. Hmmmm, 5th grade level? Higher? Lower?

Such great enrichment they all must feel in this cultural homoginization experiment.

Put the fucking gun to your head, Europe. Speed this along.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:19 | 7047138 NoDebt
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Median IQ:  85.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:31 | 7047843 Allen_H
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I hear they are training them for cleaners, cooks and waiters, etc. Oh joy, and the other half never know or care wtf is making there expensive sheite meals.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 18:07 | 7048073 Intoxicologist
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"No soup for YOU!"

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 09:18 | 7050072 Refuse-Resist
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1000+ years of marrying your first cousin will tend to have deleterious effects on group intelligence.

 

But mohammed said it's ok, so it'sall good;

 

So is raping nonmuslime women.

 

what we need is alittle more truth about islam instead of the false narrative. 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:18 | 7047132 The Ram
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How fucking stupid. I see the EUro zone and EU in general is competing with America for the most ludicrous policies ever. Oh well, this is how empires die. Let's have some of our favorite Zero Hedgers make them posters for their subways. Poster contest anyone?

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