Sell The F*#&ing Rip: Day 4

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The market is open, and we are selling.

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Why has STFR become the new BTFD? Thank JPM:

Our view is that the risk-reward for equities has worsened materially. In contrast to the past 7 years, when we advocated using the dips as buying opportunities, we believe the regime has transitioned to one of selling any rally. Yes, stocks had a rough time most recently, and some of the tactical indicators, such as Bull-Bear at -16 which is at the bottom of its trading range, argue for a short-term respite. Clearly, equities are unlikely to keep falling in a straight line, with periodic rebounds likely. However, we believe that one should be using any bounces as selling opportunities.

 


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Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:47 | 7045480 thesonandheir
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Moar greater foolz needed!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:51 | 7045505 BullyBearish
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He who panics first, panics best...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:52 | 7045516 freewolf7
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Please move in an orderly fashion toward the exits.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:29 | 7045659 Tom Servo
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BTFD just happened like 15 minutes ago...

 

TO THE MOON, JANET!!!!!!!  and KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:34 | 7045677 walküre
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the unlucky winner of the PWRBLL is now advised to BTFD

easy come, easy go

.gov and banks be the winner!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:00 | 7045547 herkomilchen
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They would be panicking if they understood what we understand.  A testament to their naivete this is happening in such a relatively calm and orderly fashion.  So far.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:03 | 7045562 tarsubil
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It has been fairly orderly so far. Not in line of my prediction of flash crash with no exits. If people haven't gotten out yet, they must be completely retarded.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:43 | 7045711 tc06rtw
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  It’s OK…  Mr. Obama  and  Mr. Yellen  would never let anything  BAD  happen !!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:14 | 7045605 BullyBearish
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Yes...we've had 8 difficult years to get ready for this...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:22 | 7045636 mandalou
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Bullard saved the day for now. NQ up 55 points in 10 minutes which is 220 ticks. Yep perfectly normal. Let us see if it comes back down.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:01 | 7045550 tarsubil
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You know if you got in at the lows in 2009 and sold over the last year, congrats. Guess nothing to do but sit back and laugh at the idiocy of it all. I'd short AMZN if I was rich. I'd sell AMZN if I had any to sell.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:03 | 7045558 NoVa
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Long SPXU (with tight stops) and TLT

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:08 | 7045578 PlayMoney
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did someone reprogram the algos while we were sleeping? Yeller won't like this.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:16 | 7045612 2ndamendment
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We need a longer chart, Tyler!!!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:52 | 7045784 RockRiver
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Sell The F*#&ing Rip: Day 4

 

Yeah? How'd that work for ya?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:47 | 7045484 SuperVinci
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Did you mean to type FUCKING?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:49 | 7045494 cossack55
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I'm guessing FRACKING

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:51 | 7045508 StackShinyStuff
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This ain't no Yahoo Finance board

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:52 | 7045512 Mr. Cynic
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Farting I think.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:55 | 7045524 o r c k
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I think he meant Fontolroy Spitshooger

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:48 | 7045487 Mark Mywords
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So easy, even a psychopathic American can do it!

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:48 | 7045489 Heffer
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STFR

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:48 | 7045491 Collapsed_Elast...
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Farting rip?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:49 | 7045493 MarketAnarchist
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Long Food Water Gold and Guns

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:50 | 7045501 LawsofPhysics
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...said my father in 1971...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:11 | 7045587 Haole
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You are more fortunate than most to have been brought into a strong family with such ethics and to have lived the productive life you have. 

Used to think you were just a foul-mouthed dick on ZH but having learned a tiny bit of your history over the years from what you post, have to say I have great respect and admiration for people of your stripe.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 12:48 | 7046381 LawsofPhysics
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Thank you.  Nothing of real value comes without real work and sacrifice...

same as it ever was...

going to be a hard lesson for the younger generation I see walking around today.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 13:43 | 7046678 Haole
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I deal with these 20 & 30-somethings at work every day.  Some are able, motivated and driven but many literally need to be babysat, told to get off their smartphones, etc., etc.   "The State" will have to literally collapse before many of these lost children will learn anything, and I have my doubts that will do it either.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:56 | 7045530 freakscene
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and TZA

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:18 | 7045622 Cult of Criminality
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Nice portfolio for the NWO world

Cheers

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:49 | 7045495 The Devil
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I'm  buying souls a dime a million.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:51 | 7045506 Collapsed_Elast...
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Too late, they've been sold long ago.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:50 | 7045500 DipshitMiddleCl...
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eheheh...will the PPT come in and save the day?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:54 | 7045502 Dr. Engali
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This "market" is so fucked from years of tampering that there isn't even a tradable dead cat bounce anywhere. There is no bid because prices are so out of whack and shorts aren't even concerned about covering. 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:55 | 7045527 spanish inquisition
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The trading floor is littered with dead cats. None left with any bounce.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:51 | 7045507 lehmen_sisters
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"Sell the Fucking Rip Volume 4, now at your nearest Best Buy and CVS pharmacys"

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:51 | 7045509 E.F. Mutton
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Mars Needs Women

Goldman Needs Bagholders

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:57 | 7045536 o r c k
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Uranus needs a carwash

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 11:09 | 7045871 Baa baa
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I have a plan for that. Care to invest?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:52 | 7045514 BlueStreet
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Somebody's buying the rip to get a rip, who would do that. 

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:59 | 7045545 o r c k
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Why, Rip Van Winkle ofcourse

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:53 | 7045522 youngman
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I think sell the rip...STR... is the new MO for the year

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:12 | 7045598 PlayMoney
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you left out the "F"

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:56 | 7045533 orangegeek
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STF-S - ....shit

 

camera on a stick = etoys

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:00 | 7045548 venturen
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see you at 3:30...

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:10 | 7045586 sgorem
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wonder how all those global 401K plans are doin' with their 7-8% return expectations, aka Calpers & friends? just thinkin' out loud....

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:12 | 7045593 lester1
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1% are selling and cashing out.

 

Only stupid people are staying in this market.

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:19 | 7045627 thismarketisrigged
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ppt to the rescue!!!

 

amzn down 10 plus now green, all other crap stawks off there lows,  kevin henry isnt messing around today

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:20 | 7045630 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Did he really just say 'the regime'?

Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:24 | 7045645 Mark Mywords
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Impressive. Dow up 120 points in 15 minutes.

Not the best work the PPT has ever done, but impressive nonetheless.

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