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Fri, 01/15/2016 - 15:59 | 7052422 Lumberjack
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Now you know why they want gun control....

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:00 | 7052429 Dr. Engali
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And MyRas.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:06 | 7052474 38BWD22
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Next Friday it will be MyAs.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:30 | 7052655 FreeMoney
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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain....

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:37 | 7052696 Richard Chesler
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Thank you President Zero!

 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 20:03 | 7053564 Mr. Universe
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What gets my panties in a bunch is , this is the plan.  If something is so FUBAR'ed as what's going on here how can you keep doing the same shit and expect different results...insanity I tell you! Except it's not, the orders being carried out are exactly as planned. We are treated as chattel, not allowed to work, buy or own land without first paying our masters. Now that things have about run it's course globally there is one thing left we have too much of, humanity. .Gov has loaded up on weapons and ammo...

 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 21:48 | 7053994 Handful of Dust
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Report: U.S. Rescue Team Was on Its Way to Benghazi, But Was Turned Back

The evidence is overwhelming that the United States had several rescue teams ready to go during the 2012 Benghazi attacks, but someone -- possibly the president himself -- prevented them from acting. So said Emmy Award-winning journalist Sharyl Attkisson to talk show host Steve Malzberg in an interview on Wednesday.

 

https://pjmedia.com/trending/2016/01/15/report-u-s-rescue-team-was-on-it...

 

wtf?!

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 05:22 | 7054546 not dead yet
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At the end of the story they claimed the attacks went on for over 8 hours. According to testimony the total time of the attacks was in minutes not hours so this whole story is riddled with bullshit. The time between attacks was 8 hours. The last 2 would have never died if they had gone back to the airport, after going to the compound, instead of the CIA annex where the bad guys were waiting for someone to show up so they could drop mortars on them. If those so called rescue teams had gone there they would have suffered the same fate. The someone told someone who told me so I'm telling you is just hearsay not evidence. The waters are being muddied with bullshit to keep the hard questions from being asked and allows Hillary and the Obomber to skate as incompetents instead of the real truth of running guns and jihadists to Syria to start a war and to intentionally bring chaos and terror to the ME and Africa with the huge stocks of "liberated" Libyan weapons.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:21 | 7052603 Everybodys All ...
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And MyRacis

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 23:57 | 7054242 Jack's Raging B...
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I can't remember the actual terms of a MyRA, but I do remember them to be awful. Loan the USG money at an effective negative rate, then be forced to put the money into a privately managed retirement account once the total hits $10k. Other terrible terms, but those two really stuck out as fleecing the sheep.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:33 | 7052671 LoneStarHog
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Yup!...Everyone should just make it simple and drop the "k".

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:00 | 7052809 Jurgster
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The economy is in the crap house, so let's ramp-up false flag productions or more news of refugee rapists and terrorists to keep the minds of the sheeple occupied >> http://bit.ly/1MwVzrs

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 15:59 | 7052423 MANvsMACHINE
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Maybe some of these people will allow me to talk some sense into them now.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:03 | 7052457 LawyerScum
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Don't hold your breath. Humans have an almost infinite capacity for self delusion.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:32 | 7052962 hound dog vigilante
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When 401K's are nationalized & converted to diluted/restricted gov't bonds, they'll be all ears...

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:10 | 7053128 A Nanny Moose
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Not until the bread and circuses stop.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:00 | 7052430 arbwhore
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Anyone else out there not win the Powerball?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:02 | 7052441 Occams_Chainsaw
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I can't beleive you like money too.  We should hang out together....

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:03 | 7052454 undertow1141
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We can go get a latte and talk bout money.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:16 | 7052557 vq1
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why do only stupid people win the lotto?

 

ohhh yea....

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:05 | 7052461 Lumberjack
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Jamie Dimon did... oh and Wookie too. She had 5 winning tickets.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:53 | 7052794 Lumberjack
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On a more serious note, [edit] Lloyd Blankfein ,  (Here too is the man himself) , had the 5 tickets...

Goldman Sachs to pay $5bn to settle financial-crisis mortgages

https://www.rt.com/usa/329110-goldman-financial-crisis-settlement/

 

Goldman Sachs said it agreed to a $5.1 billion civil settlement to resolve federal and state probes into its handling of mortgage-backed securities before the 2008 financial crisis.

 

======= Tis a friday news cycle...

The proposed deal, which the Wall Street giant announced in a Thursday statement, would settle “actual and potential civil claims” by the US Justice Department and the attorneys general of New York and Illinois, as well as state regulators, against Goldman.

 

The authorities investigated the bank’s securitization, underwriting and sale of residential mortgage-backed securities from 2005 to 2007.

"We are pleased to have reached an agreement in principle to resolve these matters," Goldman CEO Lloyd C. Blankfein said.

The New York-based bank would pay a $2.39 billion civil monetary penalty, make $875 million in cash payments and provide $1.8 billion in consumer relief, such as mortgage principal forgiveness for underwater homeowners and distressed borrowers, and support for debt restructuring.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:02 | 7052815 RogerMud
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i didn't buy a ticket... what are my odds of finding a winning ticket on the sidewalk?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 19:02 | 7053325 Amish Hacker
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Pretty much the same as your odds of *buying* a winning ticket.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:01 | 7052433 Occams_Chainsaw
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401k > 200.5k > 100.25k

Gee...I wonder where this is going?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:04 | 7052460 MANvsMACHINE
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50.125k but they will call it a 501k to confuse the sheep.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:05 | 7052469 Baby Bladeface
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"

401k > 200.5k > 100.25k

Gee...I wonder where this is going?"

Is not to worry. Some day and will alll be 0k.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:19 | 7052582 vq1
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back in the day we had pensions. Boy have we come far!

 

"Members of Congress are eligible for a pension at the age of 62 if they have completed at least five years of service. Members are eligible for a pension at age 50 if they have completed 20 years of service, or at any age after completing 25 years of service. The amount of the pension depends on years of service and the average of the highest three years of salary. By law, the starting amount of a Member’s retirement annuity may not exceed 80% of his or her final salary."

http://www.factcheck.org/2015/01/congressional-pensions-update/

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 22:25 | 7054075 bagehot99
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Time for a mass public hanging on The Mall. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:01 | 7052437 hawaiian waverider
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Slope needs to be steep and down....

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:01 | 7052438 Ronaldo
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Let it Burn!

 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:01 | 7052439 db51
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Muppet Carnage...but Blankfein and crew will be popping the corks tonight.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:03 | 7052450 VAD
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CRASH THIS BITCH!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:03 | 7052451 arbwhore
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New Tesla UltraCompact.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:36 | 7052684 bamawatson
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and they still lose in excess of $4,000 per unit delivered

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:03 | 7052456 Soul Glow
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(1)01k

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:04 | 7052458 bnbdnb
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Just think about this...

The only thing bringing this shit back up is a Hail Mary.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:07 | 7052482 NEOSERF
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Guarantee you the Hail Yellen is already burning up the phones...Obama doesn't want a full on crash to Hooverize his legacy and nor can he afford it if he cares to get Hillary into the WH....first you will hear Fed Presidents trotted out next week about how rate hikes are in the toilet and then they will VERY subtlely start to suggest that stimulus in the face of new data and world weakness is what is needed...good for 1000 pts on the Dow within a week.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:17 | 7052573 techpriest
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Who wants to place bets on seeing 3 or 4 perp walks in a last-ditch attempt to placate the justifiably angry masses.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:05 | 7052825 MsCreant
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Hillary in an orange pant suit would soothe a whole lot of folks, I think. Bribe takin', body creatin', war criminal.

Maybe Martha Stewart could give her advice on good clean prison living.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:27 | 7052902 Chupacabra-322
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Killary being indicted would be the perfect distraction. The Presstitute Media would be more than willing to comply, Scripted, and, the Sheeple would eat the False Narratives. Compelling TV.

The air time the OJ Trails ate up would Pale in comparison.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:18 | 7052574 i_call_you_my_base
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Obama has no power over the markets. He has no power over anything. And those in power don't give a shit about obama's "legacy".

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:22 | 7052606 Bossman1967
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Here comes the NEW WORLD SYSTEM NO SAVE WANTED THIS TIME ITS FINALLY OVER

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:14 | 7052464 Squid Viscous
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now 3 days for kikes like Cramer to assuage joe six pack - repeat after me - this is a healthy correction

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:10 | 7052848 MsCreant
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Actually, technically, marked to market would be a healthy correction.

If you tak Viagra forever, will you not, eventually, burn your dick out so bad that you can never get it up again?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:40 | 7052996 zeroaccountability
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Is it possible to 'go out' with it 'permanently up'?

Oh, nevermind.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:09 | 7053119 Buster Cherry
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Dunno. Still working on it.....

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 10:45 | 7055011 Skiprrrdog
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"The dick that burns twice as bright burns half as long"...

Confucius

 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:07 | 7052484 Exit through th...
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Cognitive dissonance. Buy and hold buy and hold.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 16:51 | 7052768 vq1
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well its rough when that strategy has provided gains far more often then not. 

 

This time its different. 

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