Art Cashin Comments On Today's Crash: "The Fed Will Try Anything"

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"The Fed will try anything," warns Art Cashin, calmly explaining that markets "are in 'deep concern' mode," currently and if the S&P hits 1857, "there might be another whole new round of selling." The Fed's solution, Cashin stoically explains to a dumbstruck CNBC anchor, that "it doesn't matter that it hasn't worked in the past," The Fed will unleash moar QE to save the world.

The venerable Art Cashin unleashes some rather uncomfortable truths and no one dares disagree with him...

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Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:55 | 7051283 neutrino3
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Speaking about high IQ persons and their business success, I wonder how high is the IQ of this persona M.

(TribToBiHumor):

Hypothetically, for some reason, Mrs.Yallex wants to jump from a high building.

Everybody down are panicking, except M:

-Everybody, don't worry. I will save her!

His buddy H. whispers in his ear:

-Are you mad, it will evap yr spine.

M. whispering:

- Don't worry, before rescue, I will wait she bounces few times.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:56 | 7051284 FreeNewEnergy
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Getting close:

LARGEST SINGLE-DAY LOSS: NO. 10 Aug. 4, 2011

Dropped 512.76 points

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/stock-market-history-10-worst-days/story?...

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:02 | 7051345 wisebastard
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"the fed will try anything"............come on man its a bank not a drunks 18 with daddy issues

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:02 | 7051346 zeroaccountability
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"Oh, Lawdy, please, Lawd, just let me get back to even.  I promise I'll never play that mean 'ol stock market ever again!! Oh, Lawdy, PLEASE!"......

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:13 | 7051432 juggalo1
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There won't be another QE unless the regional or larger banks show serious stress.  The energy complex would be the only source of that right now.  I don't see it happening.  Banks seem to be better capitalized than 2007.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:14 | 7051434 Mr. Bystander
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Once more unto the breach, dear friends.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:18 | 7051458 TheDanimal
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Helicopter money now! I want to buy a van and convert it into a camper.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:19 | 7051468 VWAndy
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I can think of one thing the Fed wont try. Honesty.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:28 | 7051538 McRocket
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Jeez...listen to the semi-panic in the commentetors voices.

Like they are saying; 'who will save us now that the Fed is looking inept?'

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:31 | 7051564 maneco
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I actually have the feeling the Fed will not come to the rescue this time. Why should they? They have already saved and enriched their friends once and empoverished the rest of the people. The Fed is greedy but they are not stupid so they will not help their friends again unless they would like to get lynched by the public at large.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:39 | 7052015 herkomilchen
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Fed will rescue its member bank's interests.  Why wouldn't it.  Public is devoted to belief in government and by extension its partner, the Fed.  Fed has even got people thinking inflation is good, and cheering for more!  Like with politicians, people may grumble and bitch, but at the end of the day will just fall into line,  bend over, and take it.  It's the law!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:37 | 7051601 The Gladiator
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Time for Iran to sink a US navy ship.War is what this economy needs! (sarc)

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:50 | 7051689 besnook
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war! what is it good for? the bankers! say it again!.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:44 | 7051648 Thomas Sowell
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Nobody is saving or pensioning so no need to talk of buy and hold or price averaging? Afternoon ramps broken. Checkmate. I been waiting a long time don't fail me now.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:45 | 7051661 rejected
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Hey ppt! Time for the daily 2pm ramp.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:47 | 7051670 silverer
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The Fed will try anything.  Well, it's 1:46PM EST, and my dashboard stock ticker says "markets closed".  WTF?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:49 | 7051685 thismarketisrigged
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looks like the fucking ppt showed up at around 1245, bc since then, its been trimming away at the losses.

fucking criminal fuckers

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:08 | 7051830 PoasterToaster
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Peter Schiff was right again.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:09 | 7051844 Bunga Bunga
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"The Fed Will Try Anything [which doesn't work anyway]"
Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:27 | 7051957 bnbdnb
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Inflation measures services at 10%.

GDP measures services at 70%.

 

Why do they do that?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:28 | 7051959 undercover brother
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someone above commented that the US government should end the fed.   let's get this out of the way.  there is no way in its current construct the US government will ever end the fed.  No way, no how.    first and foremost reason is politicians do not have the balls to do it, nor the understanding of how the open market on the price of dollars will react to the lack of a centralized monetary policy.   There is just so much interraction between the fed and money center banks that at this point it's impossible to separate them.   That said, it would be much more plausible for congress to reduce the feds power and also alter their mandate.  Beyond that it's more getting money out of politics and separating wall street from K street.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:40 | 7052020 Clowns on Acid
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Whats Art's personal portfolio looking like? The old 70% bionds 30% stocks for someone his age and drinking habits? I doubt it. More like 60% cash, 20% miners and 20% phizz.

'Fess up Art.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 15:10 | 7052166 thisguyoverhere
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To hell with these talking heads.

Lets:
Empty out

Wallstreet, K street and your neighborhood divorce attorney's office

All of DC

Every "Fed" regulatory department and private central bank HQ

Put them in coveralls

Hand them

A grinder
A stinger
A welding hood and gloves

Qualify what you can, make the rest laborers, boilermakers, pipeline helpers, carpenters and electricians

Let the current, real tradesmen "supervise".

Repair, Replace and Rebuild all crumbling infrastructure.

THAT will restart the REAL economy

Stop the wealth redistribution thats been ongoing since 1913 and "END the FED"

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 10:41 | 7054999 Sparehead
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Why would you want to burden real tradesmen with needing to supervise a bunch of usless twits? What's an electrician supposed to do with them? They wouldn't trust them to not bump into a ladder, let alone hold or carry one. All of the trades you mentioned require understanding and skill. And even a laborer that carrys crap around on a jobsite needs to be useful and trustworthy.

If you want to give them a job let them dig a hole, lie in it, and they can replace the mechanical pop-up targets for marksmanship training. The target on a stick is optional.

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