Atlanta Fed Explains Why It Waited Until The Market Close To Reveal The Lowest Q4 GDP Estimate Yet

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As we noted earlier, the Atlanta Fed waited until the market close to reveal its most dire GDP estimate yet: a paltry 0.6%, matching the 0.6% recorded during the "harsh winter" first quarter: one could be forgiven to think that during today's already chaotic selloff, the last thing traders and algos needed was news that US economic growth had ground to a virtual halt in the quarter in which Yellen decided to hike the interest rate.

Moments ago the Atlanta Fed was kind enough to explain the reason behind this surprising delay for a report it usually releases before noon. The answer: "technical delays" and "nothing nefarious."

Thanks for the explanation.

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Sat, 01/16/2016 - 09:33 | 7054856 Government need...
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I prefer the more familiar 'Chimpfucker'.

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 12:47 | 7055352 Onehundredperce...
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How about assmonkey? Has a nice ring to it.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 20:17 | 7053658 BellevueTrader
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This the best shit I've seen all year! Perhaps ZH and Fed are related...just perhaps. The fake data comes outta CNBC/CNN...the real goods thru ZH

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 23:07 | 7054139 Terminus C
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ZH is limited hangout at best.

Better than the rest, but that isn't really saying much.  ZH 2016 /= ZH 2010

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 01:36 | 7054390 joe90
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This may be true now but when this link, provided in one of the posts, worked http://www.classiccmp.org/transputer/finengineer/ I would think the opposite.  This was a real treasure trove of interesting financial engineering documents.  It's been co-opted but the comments have weathered.

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 03:27 | 7054464 new game
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fuck you term..., tell me where you could get this info charts/tips, latest econ news and input

huh, tell me? recently credit and market divergence-easy trade, goes on, almost daily -oh yahoo boards, once again go away you never pleasable fuck head...

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 03:35 | 7054467 PT
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joe90:

Not Found.

Any other link?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:03 | 7053097 Everybodys All ...
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You see the skinny homie says you stop peddling that cause folks don't want to see that. That's how that came down homes.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 23:33 | 7054188 stocktivity
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Real reason:   We just figured you dopes will spend the weekend watching a bunch of over paid, spoiled, thugs play football. By Tuesday all is forgotten. 

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 06:18 | 7054590 TEOTWAIKI
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Ran out of chars and the "/s" got truncated.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:33 | 7052965 Mr Pink
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If you can't trust the Fed who can you trust? 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:46 | 7053024 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Nothing more nefarious than technical difficulties, which we believe have been resolved."

We now return you to your regular mind control programming already in progress.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:49 | 7053042 knukles
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Aw come on, they wouldn't do that?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:57 | 7053078 Cognitive Dissonance
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Someone was indulging in some hookers and blow at their desk and the keyboard was accidentally sat on. Once they removed either the hooker or blow from the keyboard (or both) the technical difficulty was resolved.

Oh....wait...this isn't Goldman, is it?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:14 | 7053149 greenskeeper carl
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tough to say. How much of a difference is there between goldman and the fed, exactly?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 19:42 | 7053496 Sledge750
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Goldman has more GOLD?

 

Just a shot in the dark (of an empty gold vault)

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:05 | 7053093 freewolf7
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Interesting that they used "nefarious" to describe technical difficulties. Nothing like a good sociopathic organization to tell you what they're doing (criminal) while they're doing it. What a fun crew of jokesters.

I'm going to make this pencil disappear.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:07 | 7053111 ThroxxOfVron
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"I'm going to make this pencil disappear. "

 

"TADA!!!    ...It's gone.."

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 01:38 | 7054392 joe90
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nefariously

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 00:44 | 7054329 eatthebanksters
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Yes, resolved at the end of theday after the market closed....hmmm

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 03:38 | 7054469 PT
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Good news.  All the "important" people got the info at the normal time so they didn't miss out ...

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 19:39 | 7053484 Mr. Universe
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"I'm working on it"

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:33 | 7052968 order66
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Gonna call bullshit on that one.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:46 | 7053025 Truther
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Right on brother, right on. They're fucking scared shitless..

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:34 | 7052969 MsCreant
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Fed = Nefarious

Technical difficulties = irrelevant.

It's like Satan just tweeted ZH or something. 

I need a bath.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:30 | 7053208 Uchtdorf
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Ma'am, I don't normally laugh at devil jokes, but I enjoyed a hearty one thanks to you.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:32 | 7053214 skinwalker
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If you bathe in donkey's milk it will keep you young. It must be done each day. Cleopatra thought so anyway. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 19:19 | 7053385 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Yellenpatra rises from the soaking tub, she turns toward Tyler and asks for a hug. Trying initiate a BOND.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 20:56 | 7053830 WTFUD
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Thought you'd never ask MsCreant you're the tap end!

Turn those Machines back on . . . . . . Hilsenrath faints . . . get back in there . . . sell, sell . . . .

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:42 | 7052978 4 wheel drift
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roflmao......

soooo...    reverse rate hike ? 

these eko-n0-mist (aka voodoo priests) are despicable...  osobuco must be having shit fits....

 

what a collection of buffoons.....   the entire lot...

 

revolution time..

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:37 | 7052979 StateofFraud
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Releasing the information on time would interfere with the Fed's independence from political influence. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:52 | 7053055 DirkDiggler11
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The ATL Fed didn't want to undo all of the hard work of Kevin Henry and the PPT that had been banging out buy orders all day like a screen door in a hurricane.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:37 | 7052984 MathWins
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Sure...nothing nefarious. Just a little coincidinky it was released after the market closed on a really crappy trading day.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:38 | 7052985 Paveway IV
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"...which we believe have been resolved..."

The Atlanta Fed's belief in the resolution of technical difficulties is for general informational purposes only and may be revised in the future at the discretion of the Atlanta Fed as more accurate data becomes available. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:40 | 7052992 RopeADope
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And by accurate data you mean desired stock prices.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:38 | 7052988 hound dog vigilante
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Amateurs.

The inevitable downward revision will be released one minute after kickoff of the Super Bowl...

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:39 | 7052991 Raoul_Luke
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Hahaha!  It must feel awesome to be getting trolled by the Federal Reserve...way to go Tylers!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:40 | 7052997 nmewn
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Lmao! All the nuuuz that's fit to suppress or print. These are your best & brightest...and they got this all under control. 

Yep.

Burn baby burn ; -)

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:41 | 7053004 Bunga Bunga
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"The dog ate the GDP"

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:23 | 7053176 Trucker Glock
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And the dog is still hungry.  Give it Canada's GDP, too.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:42 | 7053009 Insurrexion
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< The Market reacts violently on Monday open

< The Market does not give a shit, and drops on the Monday open because the FED FUCKS are not at their PPT kill switches.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:48 | 7053036 Loucleve
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the simply delayed the giant flush.

OR yes, PPT on Monday.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:05 | 7053098 neidermeyer
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Market closed Monday for MLK day ,, PPT Tuesday! Hate to have stocks that trade on foreign exchanges Monday ... they'll open down BIG when NY re-opens.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:45 | 7053267 Rubbish
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Yuan will be devalued.

 

Gold Bitchez.....I pick up pennies

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 18:34 | 7053221 Exile on Mainstreet
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Market is closed on Monday bro

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 07:25 | 7054648 cheka
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for mlk day, really?  that's like canceling the super bowl because some eskimos are going fishing

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:44 | 7053014 Martin T
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What's next? "Chinese" hackers will take down the website preventing the publication of the data?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:58 | 7053080 Flagit
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Syrian Electronic Army

Sat, 01/16/2016 - 07:13 | 7054652 cheka
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which is division of the axis electronic army - equally staffed with iranians, syrians, and white wing extremists

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:44 | 7053018 Callz d Ballz
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It took all day to massage that figure to a positive number.

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