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Let us all pause in silence for just one moment and reflect on the technocratic brilliance exhibited by "the leaders" of Flint, the Detroit Water & Sewerage Department, the EPA and the state of Michigan.
Well done and thanks once again for making my points for me.
These two evil vile worthless no good for nothing downright wicked horrible cretinous low vibratory filthy scumbags are up to their eyelids in the very most uckity muckity nasty stenchey slimy sloppy regurgitated barfy pigs butt diarrhea from hell, it is a wonder they can even breath.
And, that's just the half of it all.
Big wom tom bully!
https://www.lewrockwell.com/lrc-blog/sen-mccain-furious-iran-treated-us-sailors-well/ No surprise.
Without ever seeing combat. “Two U.S. Marine Corps CH-53 helicopters with 12 people aboard were missing Friday off the coast of the Hawaiian island of Oahu after an apparent collision.” There are many reasons to stay out of the military. Just pick one.
9:29 am on January 15, 2016 https://www.lewrockwell.com/lrc-blog/can-get-killed-military/
its all combat all the time. there are no maneuvers. they deserve the same honor as any marine who dies in combat. if you're thinking of joining up keep that in mind, there is no stigma to being a marine in peacetime.
Would have been better if Hillary was kneeling on one of their dead victims.
Bill and Hillary care...about themselves.
No more Clintons, no more Bushes!
From your typing fingers to G-d's ear...
Bill's about to scratch his nuts (the ones he no longer has, because of the wicked bitch of the Yeast [infection]).
Hillary is howling because Huma's tits aren't in her hands (she never opened her mouth like that for Bill, though. If she did, everything would have been different).
'I'm going to get you, William 7! And your little dog "Tyler", too!'
'Help me, I'm MELTING...'
'An exit door at 30,000 feet. An illusion of safety.'
How I met Tyler Durden:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXcEPSUl0uE
On the radio today, I heard a commentator/talking head/scripted 'news' presenter talking about stuff. In the commentary, He said words to the effect that 'Tyler Durden' at 'Zero Hedge' said today...
Ahh. AHHH! AAHHHHGH! The best part of the link is at the end, where Tyler says 'Now a question of etiquite. Should I give you the ass, or the crotch?' Hillary Rodham should have tried this one on Bill (Monica Lewinsky's dress would probably still be unsoiled).
Republicans are (even) worse than Democrats. A Democrat says he's gonna fuck you, so you are prepared for it (and have a chance to lube up). A Republican says he's NOT gonna fuck you, but does it anyway, in EXACTLY the same way as a Democrat (but without the benefit of preparatory lube). Frankly, I'd rather not have Hillary. I'd rather have Maple Syrup Bernie. He is so old and senile that his dick can't get hard most of the time now (and when he does get hard, he forgets why he got a hard-on in the first place); but that ball-busting bitch has a cold, hard, huge STRAP-ON waiting for ALL OF US. ASK BILL about this one.
The so-called 'Clinton Dynasty' is all but over, you know (Chelsea's real Dad is about to be made public). It's probably going to be a 'Frank Marshall Davis' moment (in spades).
Ah, all those CIA flights of Cocaine in to Mina, AR., and the 'escapades' with Whitewater...
Just cuz I'm in a foul, take no prisoners kind of mood...
"The price of bitcoin declined sharply in global markets today, falling by 15%, according to the CoinDesk USD Bitcoin Price Index (BPI).
Dollar-denominated markets hit a low of $372.73. BPI data shows that the declines began on Tuesday, accelerating as the week progressed.
At press time, USD markets are reporting an average price of$371.45."
Burn it, burn all of it.
SHIT.
Does this mean that I need to dust off my one ounce copper Silver Shield 'IF YOU DON'T HOLD IT YOU DON'T OWN IT' Bitcoin 'Paradigm Failure' coin? AGAIN?
I really didn't believe that the monkey boyz would actually assign a 'derivitave trading platform' to this cyber-crap 'replacement' for MONEY (currency, honest money, something with weight and measurable value, 3-dimensional physical round and rectangular thingies that can be accesed without A COMPUTER).
Next time I'm at a STARBUCKS in Jakarta, I'll be sure to use this type of bullshit 'trading platform' (IF: IF ISIS or Al-CIA-DUH hasn't already closed down my 'LATTE DESTINATION').
The fracking 'BPI INDEX', huh? Sounds like British Petroleum went all 'cyber' (B.P, with a faggot-like 'i', like the 'i'phone or 'i'pad).
Mo'ah'mar Qaddafi had 143 tons of GOLD, and an equal amount in SILVER, stashed to start up the African Dinar (the real reason why he was terminated with extreme prejudice).
You think YOU are an asshole...
Nah.
HERE'S ONE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COdKmHkPoOo
NMEWN, if you ever get one of these 'bitcoins' in your actual hands, it would be helpful if you took pics of it. Put it on an old-time 'triple-beam' scale, and weigh it against a set of standardized weights and measures. Post them over on Zero Hedge. Take pics of it in your hand. Put one on your wife's breast, and show it (a 'bitcoin-sized set of nipples', or something).
'The Lybian Navy is bombing the harbor of Mizdah.'
I'm SORRY that you apparently bought in to the SHIT-CON scandal. Live and learn.
"I'm SORRY that you apparently bought in to the SHIT-CON scandal."
Well no, actually I never did.
In fact I have been trying to tell the peeps (especially the young ones) what it is and what it is NOT for years now. It serves the purpose to MOVE currency from one place to another place in cyberspace but it itself is not money. It converts to paper fiat currency (a yen, yuan, dollar, euro etc.) when it drops out of the cloud but again...it is not money.
Real money is not reliant on anything to be money, it is unencumbered by anything.
It doesn't need faith or credit or mandates or laws or regulators or computers or i-shit or accounts or passwords or electricty or batteries or servers or data centers or firewalls or towers or fiber optics or...whatever they want to assign to it to make it "function" as a measurable unit of commerce.
No, it was a tease on my part, to show what they think has tangible value actually only has an illusory relative value to fiat paper currency, something the money changers have sought to do with real money for centuries but still can't quite pull off because...
...real money is still exchangeable for the same basic commodities at the same parity level as before, one 1964 quarter's value in dollars is, $2.52, which is currently equal to a gallon of gas and a candy bar.
Roughly the same as in 1964 ;-)
You make way too much sense. Millenials don't really believe oldster know anything so very few probably listened to anything you said. The are a generation about to learn lifes lessons in the hardest possible ways.
Yeah, when we were young we had to learn the hard way too but they should know by now that we are not their enemy and were just trying to help.
All other lessons from this point forward will be even harder for them to accept ;-)
<D>
Sorry. Hughes Net, and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJVZap1RFH4
Bob Dylan - Clean Cut Kid
Everybody wants to know why he couldn’t adjust
Adjust to what, a dream that bust?
He was a clean-cut kid
But they made a killer out of him
That’s what they did
They said what’s up is down, they said what isn’t is
They put ideas in his head he thought were his
He was a clean-cut kid
But they made a killer out of him
That’s what they did
He was on the baseball team, he was in the marching band
When he was ten years old he had a watermelon stand
He was a clean-cut kid
But they made a killer out of him
That’s what they did
He went to church on Sunday, he was a Boy Scout
For his friends he would turn his pockets inside out
He was a clean-cut kid
But they made a killer out of him
That’s what they did
They said, “Listen boy, you’re just a pup”
They sent him to a napalm health spa to shape up
They gave him dope to smoke, drinks and pills
A jeep to drive, blood to spill
They said “Congratulations, you got what it takes”
They sent him back into the rat race without any brakes
He was a clean-cut kid
But they made a killer out of him
That’s what they did
He bought the American dream but it put him in debt
The only game he could play was Russian roulette
He drank Coca-Cola, he was eating Wonder Bread
Ate Burger Kings, he was well fed
He went to Hollywood to see Peter O’Toole
He stole a Rolls-Royce and drove it in a swimming pool
They took a clean-cut kid
And they made a killer out of him
That’s what they did
He could’ve sold insurance, owned a restaurant or bar
Could’ve been an accountant or a tennis star
He was wearing boxing gloves, took a dive one day
Off the Golden Gate Bridge into China Bay
His mama walks the floor, his daddy weeps and moans
They gotta sleep together in a home they don’t own
They took a clean-cut kid
And they made a killer out of him
That’s what they did
Well, everybody’s asking why he couldn’t adjust
All he ever wanted was somebody to trust
They took his head and turned it inside out
He never did know what it was all about
He had a steady job, he joined the choir
He never did plan to walk the high wire
They took a clean-cut kid
And they made a killer out of him
That’s what they did
Copyright © 1984 by Special Rider Music
"He drank Coca-Cola, he was eating Wonder Bread
Ate Burger Kings, he was well fed"
Jesus if that's well fed I think I will go for the road kill!!
Coca Cola is full of High Fructose Corn syrup and devoid of nutrients. Wonder Bread is rancid shit that they have to bleach to hide the fact that the wheat was ground at high speed and turned rancid during the process. Burger King really? WTF!! GMO fed feed lot beef standing in their own shit until they are butchered.
Good luck with that!
I see what happened to the blue dress. But where's the stain?
Beware the flying monkeys, of my!
Great job again, WB. Pour it on these treason whores, who make capitalistic pigs look reasonable.
I may have to lay off Hillary! a little bit, we jus gotta get Bubba the Flying Monkey out there in the Scooby Van dry humping every female hitchhiker they pick up along the way...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOadx4ZICaQ
...or maybe not ;-)
Bill secretly doesn't want Hillary to win the nomination I'm quite sure. His legacy is somehow still ok, why would he want to be scrutinized for a whole year? People might start watching the film A Noble Lie and realize how implicated he is in OK City, the mini-911.
Come hither my little pretties.
William, you should of give the coffee in the nose warning on this one! Keep pouring it to 'em!
OK que the AC/DC tape. " Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. , "Oh Money for nothing and sex for free!"
Wait that applies to quite few politicians.
The green hue on Hildabeast is actually an improvement regarding her looks.
And, it's the first time I've seen her donning something other than a pants suit.
5 stars WB.
If Hitlery becomes POTUS she'll send Bill all over the globe shaking down our allies and threatening everyone else. They are the greediest, most evil people ever elected to public office. All they care about is filling their coffers and they would start another war as soon as they're in the White House to get even richer.
Huh? Where have you been? Billy was shakin' down folks probably since he was in grade school.....
He's a pro, and he made her into a pro, and a she's a murderer also. Greed? Heck, that's a distant second place to power to these two.
Her harpy can't still fly.
Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?
"OHHHH I'M MELTING. OOOHHHHHHH !!"
Which can crash faster, Killary or th DOW ??
(After Trump relieves himself on her political aspirations, perhaps.)
I find it interesting that Clinton's poll numbers are a leading indicator for the markets.
Protecting Wall Street from the terrorists does not work out so well when you are the terrorist Ms. Clinton...
Characterized Accordingly :)
Wish she was melting faster!!
Rated B for bullshit, damn son how do you do it, lolol!
The output it prodigious.
The Wicked Witch of the East cackles to her Coven:
SUSAN RICE, VALERIE JARRET, SAMANTHA POWER, VICTORIA NULAND.
"We came, We saw, He is dead!"
Nope, that squadron of monkettes flies under a different flag. WB, you gotta work in Sid Blumenthal as the love child.
Toxic waste dump, it's for the children!
The bullshit is so thick it's incredible.
Didn't these boats run aground, have engine troubles...whhops...they "misnavigated" lol! You'd have to be mental to believe any of this shit.
Defense chief: US sailors made navigational error in Iranhttp://news.yahoo.com/defense-chief-us-sailors-made-navigational-error-i...
BREAKING: Harney County Fire Chief Resigns. FBI Caught Posing As Militia At Local Armoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB6m7x3QDAg
DUH! Fucking Clintons are two of the scummiest hoodlums politicians in history and watch BOTH of them wind up as pResident. Fuck FUCK FUCK!
Julie London is applying the Lactate Ringers!
Squad 51, Squad 51,...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGLKXAJeASs
I'm sorry, it's gone beyond all this.
One Adam 12, One Adam 12, see the man... chains and knives... call sign KMA 367... Frequency 1...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTD9Al4R_kU
OCH! It's TOO LATE, captain! Chunga has gone OVER to the OTHER SIDE! We CANNA SAVE HIM! All the J.D. in the WORLD canna BLIND HIM from REALITY!
Mr. ... SCOTT! Are yousayingthatwe ... CAN'T, REVIVE, HIM? (pregnant pause while 'Bones' McCoy steps in to the camera lens)
Well, Jim, with the new 'Obamacare' mandate, there might still be hope. Let me give him a transfusion of an experimetal Starfleet drug, called 'Jack Daniels'. ...
lol!
https://www.rt.com/usa/329110-goldman-financial-crisis-settlement/
Goldman Sachs said it agreed to a $5.1 billion civil settlement to resolve federal and state probes into its handling of mortgage-backed securities before the 2008 financial crisis.The proposed deal, which the Wall Street giant announced in a Thursday statement, would settle “actual and potential civil claims” by the US Justice Department and the attorneys general of New York and Illinois, as well as state regulators, against Goldman.
The authorities investigated the bank’s securitization, underwriting and sale of residential mortgage-backed securities from 2005 to 2007.
"We are pleased to have reached an agreement in principle to resolve these matters," Goldman CEO Lloyd C. Blankfein said.
The New York-based bank would pay a $2.39 billion civil monetary penalty, make $875 million in cash payments and provide $1.8 billion in consumer relief, such as mortgage principal forgiveness for underwater homeowners and distressed borrowers, and support for debt restructuring.
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Lloyd and his old lady had 5 winning powerball tickets...
Define "pay" as it is used here.
I dare you.
wow...harney fire chief.
folks woke up to ruby ridge & waco.
see that big natural cloud above his head.
they'll get whacked with an F5 & no one will ever be any the wiser.
Everyone knows the effbeeye and other alphabet goons Infiltrate militias and patriot groups that why they structured different than the ones the hit hard in the 90s. They know they are there and who they are from what I hear and read
.....is that Slick Willy's nose, or one of those special "Lewinsky's" he's smokin?.....jus thinkin out loud.............
He needs a pocket wit ha cigar in it.
Shouldn't that green bitch have a Pinocchi-nose too?