Some folks are selling... a lot.
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Sinkhole
It's 3 a.m., a phone rings in the House of Saud, somewhere in the world there is a crisis unfolding.....
Never....NEVER go full BULLTARD !
This reminds me of one of those giant sinkholes I have recently seen on youtube.
It is one heck of a picture...
MOAR BULLARD!!
<-- Sell everything, buy silver
<-- BTFD
"We FUCKED some folks'"
"We fucked some folks....Mmmkay."
I sure hope Bullard's buddies had enough time to sell
Yay, this means we'll get to see the barfing clown...
It also means that we will get to see the barfing unicorn, and we will get to see the real barf on that guy's sweater again.
Note: We have collectively surpassed the barfing stage on technical grounds, and we are now entering the gutting stage with all those messy entrails.
Have a nice weekend, Z/H.
:|'
can we get a unicorn barfing rainbows in the headlights with a barfing clown on its back, pretty please?
PPT shows up for work.
Hung over and wearing Yellens used underwear......
Oil about to hit the 28 handle
Shaggy brought Scooby to MsDonalds drive thru last night in the Mystery Machine. So we ordered and the cashier lady repeated our order then said "that will be a $7.54 handle".
Scooby was like "what am I, in ZH land or sumptin?".
I'm not worried, the 3:30 intervention will offset it.
And it's not like I've got money in the casino to start with.
Not today.
If you think this is bad imagine Tuesday.
Just sold some mutual funds, which actually sell after market closes.
Tuesday may be grim for the markets.
<- last one in the room turn out the light
<- buying opportunity
looks like they got an early start - must have plans for 3-day weekend...
Loving every fucking minute of this stock market crash. Great fucking beginning to the year. DIE MOTHERFUCKER!! DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS!!!
central banks providing some shitty market stability today hehe
Pffft. That's all ???
We panicked some folks.
Bullard pop 3.0 coming.
quick........we need another BILLION $$ lotto jackpot to distract the sheep.........
I dont know if you saw the ebola article yesterday.........
Now I know why the MyRa caps are $10,000. By the time this is done if you have that much you will be considered rich.
Closed my RUT short via TZA at 12:38, probably will kick myself, but I'm skeptical there won't be an OPEX & long weekend effect that could screw with shorts later this afternoon. Just seemed the way down was a bit too spiky and difficult today, as if some folks were loading up a bit (or perhaps OPEX algos)
Good luck to those holding out for a final dump, and congrats to ZH-ers keeping the faith with short holds, a much deserved reward, long overdue. Have a nice weekend everyone.
good trade KCS, cheers
Thanks, Squid, hope you got a little short action yourself today. Enjoy the holiday.
Good move, best not to be greedy. You never know what they have in store over the weekend.
Thanks Doc, timing looks good, but it's not uncommon for there to be a huge sudden spike near key levels at lunchtime as some shorts cover, However, that big stiletto wick on the 1:00 candlel would need to be overcome as a desperate VWAP ignition spike. With indices just below key weekly levels, I don't see them making the run in the last hours before a holiday to the next target down. but you never know.
One thing I've started doing on big gap opens (as I start each day in cash) is to use 1/3 sized positions, which allows you to avoid the stomach-churning with wider stops, yet still get a profit equal to a full position on a normal day. Everyone has their methods, but if this holds it will be nice to see happy celebrations on the boards later today. Would be the biggest OPEX dump I can recall ...
Very nice trade buddy.
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With a high enough fall you don't bounce, you splat.
fake fake fake fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x1mB0ykFu8
Good thing the market is closed on Monday
This is appropriate for today:
Gotta get the bread and milk! They said SNOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU
From Nanex.
Expect a bounce.
https://twitter.com/nanexllc/status/688051729305190400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI8s06nK_RI
Sorry, I meant to post this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-PQ5twyxpY
Ok, I sold my energy puts. Waiting for the rip, so I can short the next leg down. Come on PPT do your part!
There cannot be construction without destruction. KALI
the shadow side of that idiot Sir F'n Alan Greenscum's "wealth creation"
Where's todays GDPNOW update? SHould have been out two plus hours ago!
Did it finally pop? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJZPzQESq_0
How about QE bumper stickers to pump up the market? After all, this whole exercise stopped being anything but psychological since president Golfstix plugged Janet into the Fed.
anyone ever see a "Whip Inflation Now" lapel button?