European Stocks Enter Bear Market

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 11:40 -0500



 

When "whatever it takes" meets "get me out now!"...

 

Europe's broadest Stoxx 600 Index is down 21% sicne the April 2015 highs...

 

A Q€-driven Bear Market has begun.

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Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:42 | 7050701 buzzsaw99
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nirpy

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:53 | 7050762 1000 splendid suns
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no chit. let's just go to -10% and get it over with. let's just get rid of all money all together. then we won't need these fukking bankers.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:55 | 7050772 yrad
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Just testing the lows, move along.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:01 | 7050802 Wulfkind
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STA-BEEELEE-TEEEEEEE !!!!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:44 | 7050713 Pabloallen
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When are thse fuckers gonnastart jumping out of the windows ???????

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:26 | 7050962 thesonandheir
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They are jumping out the windows, problem is they keep breaking their fall on all the immigrants down below.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:44 | 7050715 Soul Glow
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The European Bear Market is fiine!  It's fiiine!!!!!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:54 | 7050768 KnuckleDragger-X
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"Terra Incognito" for the lords of the universe.......

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:44 | 7050716 E.F. Mutton
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Doin' Fine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BHeaEat_aI

 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:44 | 7050717 Temporalist
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What does the Keynesian playbook say about this?  Mass extinction event caused by biologics?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:45 | 7050724 ParkAveFlasher
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No snow.  If we snewed, things would be better. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:49 | 7050744 Temporalist
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But...EL NIÑO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmeUStFvz8

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:50 | 7050749 ParkAveFlasher
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We aren't happy enough.  If we were happy, it would snow.  Because, El Nino.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:56 | 7050778 KnuckleDragger-X
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc Happy happy joy joy...............

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:47 | 7050731 Dr. Engali
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Things are about to get a whole lot NIRPyer.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:48 | 7050734 asteroids
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Imagine the German DAX down another 40% with a few million muslims streaming towards Berlin.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:50 | 7050746 QE4MeASAP
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Makes me think of T-34s...

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:52 | 7050758 Dr. Engali
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What's the big deal? They're only harmless fighting age male refugees.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:49 | 7050739 two hoots
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From frying pan into the fire.   Europeans go from equities into NIRP accounts.  They are trapped.  The EU CB's checkmate.

 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:51 | 7050755 ParkAveFlasher
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Gold, bitchez!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:56 | 7050780 Mr. Schmilkies
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Should have let Greece default.  Could still happen I suppose.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:57 | 7050784 Panic Mode
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2016 no. 1 TV show - "I am a 0.1%, get me outta here"

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 11:58 | 7050786 E.F. Mutton
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"This is the end! Armageddon! No Future!

- Vyvyan Basterd

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:36 | 7051073 yogibear
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"Whatever it takes to get me out"

One huge global downturn.

With people maxed out in debt.

The Central Banksters will have to start sending out checks.

And hoards of refugees attacking and overtaking the liberal Eropeans.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:49 | 7052077 Sorry_about_Dresden
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I cashed out of my 401k on 12.30.2015, paid the 24% tax, and glad I did!

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