Here's A Chart You Won't See On CNBC

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What goes up, comes down considerably faster.

For global stocks, Bloomberg notes, the way down ($15 trillion lost in 7 months) has been much easier than the climb up ($30 trillion added in 4 years).

Source: Bloomberg

With markets from Asia to Europe entering bear markets this month, stocks worldwide have lost more than $14 trillion, or 20 percent, in value from a record last June amid worries over global growth and deepening oil declines. The pace of the drop has been so fast that it has already unraveled about half of the rally since a low in 2011.

And here is a bonus chart from Bank of America, which looks at the S&P on an equal weighted basis, to avoid such aberrations as the collapsing market breadth phenomenon, also known as FANG. Spot the symmetry.

 

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Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:35 | 7051589 bnbdnb
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This is keynes occurring now. They are breaking it.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:50 | 7051236 bamawatson
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but but but Fiction; they were peddling Fiction

b hussein homobama told me so

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:55 | 7051269 Kayman
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dupe

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:42 | 7051146 E.F. Mutton
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I have a distinct chubby

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:03 | 7051356 Bay of Pigs
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#DoomChubsMatter

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:44 | 7051162 dontgoforit
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They're making a killing on shorts; believe it.  The real evaporation of wealth is on all of us who own a piece of a 401k or other retirement instrument dependent on the stock market's health.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:21 | 7051490 Dr. Engali
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Sounds like a bunch of candidates who need the saftey of a Myra. Coincidence? I think not.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:44 | 7051166 LawsofPhysics
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Won't mean a damn thing until the bankers/financiers and their bought-and-paid-for political class start losing their fucking heads. Then we can really celebrate.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:11 | 7051418 Consuelo
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Even more fun when their private security details end up even ditching them...

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:21 | 7051464 DanDaley
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...bought-and-paid-for political class start losing their fucking heads.

 

 

Don't mean a thing, if "they" ain't got that "swing".

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:47 | 7052069 Kirk2NCC1701
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Nah, a Fargo Chipper or a Musollini Piñata would bring in more $$ for PPV.

 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:45 | 7051175 GeezerGeek
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True if you're being a spectator. But when being active rather than passive, I'll side with the Beatles: Happiness is a Warm Gun.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:22 | 7051498 Tall Tom
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But when being active rather than passive, I'll side with the Beatles: Happiness is a Warm Gun.

 

A PENIS...is a warm gun. Bang bang shoot shoot.

 

Mother Superior jumped the gun.

 

(That is how the Beatles got that around te censors...)

 

When a woman moans, "That is happiness", well, it is a double entendre.

 

You shoot with your weapon then Sally Rottencrotch will play with your gun.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:45 | 7051181 Vlad the Inhaler
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The best part will be when the tech unicorns go under.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:12 | 7051426 Consuelo
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It ain't real until it's Pink-Slip Friday at the FANG's, Twatter & (rotten) Apple.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:55 | 7051274 Occams_Chainsaw
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Just took my pants off.  Now it's even moar fun.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:40 | 7051616 gatorengineer
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The bubble blowers are looooooooong gone, this is Calpers, IRAs and 401ks taking one for the "team"

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:38 | 7051098 Wulfkind
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Every rollercoaster is built this way.

WEEEEeeeeee !! UH OH....puuuuuke !!!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:38 | 7051100 Kaiser Sousa
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everthing is fine...just ask MarketFarce....

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/dont-panic-dont-sell-plan-2015-08-26

 

 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:43 | 7051155 Philo Beddoe
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Kudos to u Kaiser for keeping the honest money torch burning. Might not do as much good. But better than the shit that might be in store. I almost never post anymore cause I am just so sick of the bullshit. The market could close green today...it is that FUCKED.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:47 | 7051203 Solio
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Stay the curse!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:00 | 7051326 Dr. Engali
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The comments on that article are telling. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:38 | 7051103 Rainman
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Just think ...all it took was one lousy quarter point hike, bitchez !

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:39 | 7051109 QE4MeASAP
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"I see Jim Bullard"

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:40 | 7051132 Pareto
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+1000  That is fucking hilarious!!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:40 | 7051123 nemesis2012
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HOW ABOUT A NICE HAWAIIAN PUNCH!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:40 | 7051125 Flounder
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Well, with Yellen as the country's equity analyst and Bullard as the commodity analyst we are in good hands.  By the way who is the Fed's credit analyst?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:40 | 7051131 SillySalesmanQu...
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Get me out NOW!!!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:41 | 7051139 LeisureSmith
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Talking about market cap...Intel Corp not looking too hot today.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:42 | 7051141 stant
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Who's got steely dans Black Friday cranked up on the box?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:42 | 7051143 charms
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Time to pay the piper

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:45 | 7051149 franzpick
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May be time soon to try that 7% China market halt, or stox may be going down the 20% full monty.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:42 | 7051150 Kickaha
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Yes, I know I'm naive about such matters, but what's the problem if a lot of rich people who think they are rich becaue they hold a piece of paper that says somebody owes them money wake up and discover that they really are not rich.  Their current "wealth" is illusury, and to the degree they live their lives based upon illusion, a dose of reality is a cure, and the sooner they get one, the better off they will be.

On the other hand, he who panics first, panics best, and the urge to find bagholders is a strong one.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:47 | 7051199 GRDguy
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@kicaha:  You're not naive. You're sane in an insane world.  Common sense has become highly uncommon.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:23 | 7051505 Baldrick
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the middle class do not riot like Baltimore. however they do have access to hundreds of millions of guns.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:07 | 7051821 MadVladtheconquerer
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"...they do have access to hundreds of millions of guns."

And big screen TVs as the Patriots, Panthers and Packers play this weekend.....

And then there are these necessities:  http://beerchips.com/

Eat em and smile!

I expect that the masses won't riot until after Feb 7 Super Sunday.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:42 | 7051151 khnum
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aw the poor puddy tat fall down

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:43 | 7051156 SpeakerFTD
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Bank of Israel how?  Bank of Japan how?  Bank of Switzerland how?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:43 | 7051157 GRDguy
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And they're still capping gold and silver prices to keep the suckers in the financial casinos. There hasn't been a greater example of price manipulation in the precious metals market than at this moment when EVERY market in the world is RED.

http://money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/asia/

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:44 | 7051160 markar
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Wow. The "good" news just keeps on coming. I think it's time to duck and cover.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:45 | 7051174 Collapsed_Elast...
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16,000 by 3:50. Undecided on adding the /s. Glad I went to cash before the hike.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:45 | 7051178 Soul Glow
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Everything in life is the same.  It takes a long time to build something, be it a relationship or a building.  But it only takes a moment to decimate it.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:03 | 7051344 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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"Like boots and hearts, when it starts, it really falls apart."

-T. Hip

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:13 | 7051874 MadVladtheconquerer
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Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

These boots are made for walkin'

and that's just what they'll do:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 15:07 | 7052148 GoinFawr
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"The gold road's sure a long road, winds on through the hills for fifteen days...These boots were made for walking; Marquis de Sade don't wear no boots like these. Gold's just around the corner, breakdown's coming 'round the bend." Stone Roses

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 15:11 | 7052175 MadVladtheconquerer
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Maybe its because she's my sister:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRdtPaVaqYY

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:33 | 7051966 ozziindaus
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You're right. Many have lost lifelong relationships over a cocktail and some sweet words.....others have lost buildings over a couple of office fires

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:46 | 7051183 Dr. Engali
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Nice head and shoulders top on that bitch.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:48 | 7051206 yogibear
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Exactly! You beat me to it. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 12:47 | 7051195 yogibear
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Nice pattern. Means more downside.

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