Nasdaq Collapse Leaves No Major US Equity Indices Positive Post-QE3

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Who said this market was all driven by The Fed?

 

 

Crazy pajama-wearing conspiracy-theory tin-foil-hatters...

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Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:01 | 7051333 Dr. Engali
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Anyone Claiming America's Economy Is In Decline Is Peddling Fiction
Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:03 | 7051351 MrNosey
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There will be no real recovery what so ever!

The elite will soon run and hide in the bunkers paid for with citizens taxes, after engineering a full economic collapse as well as starting WW3, plus they will make sure that there are enough Jihadi's in the West to start a race war.

That should be enough to cover up the failed fiat ponzi scheme and take care of the 'excessive' population......

http://beforeitsnews.com/global-unrest/2016/01/the-lion-is-it-time-to-fi...

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:12 | 7051424 two hoots
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Living in a NIRP world, a new era of despair.  Take their jobs, take their homes, take their money and let them eat cake. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:18 | 7051465 Boris Alatovkrap
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Turn off faucet, eventually bathtub is run dry. What is surprise? Only surprise is anyone is stupid enough leave faucet drip so long.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:25 | 7051518 Panafrican Funk...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeoHcB9_wss

Very prescient allegory to our present geopolitical situation. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:21 | 7051478 Fed_is_Love
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Obama's legacy. 

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:20 | 7051479 Fed_is_Love
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This needs to be a youtube poop or some kind of satire video.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 14:08 | 7051838 TheDanimal
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They're also racist, you wouldn't want to hang around a filthy racist would you?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:02 | 7051335 Temporalist
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At least my pajamas are fire retardant. (am I allowed to say the "R" word?)

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:03 | 7051340 MrNosey
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Deleted duplicate post.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:03 | 7051350 stant
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Mr dans Black Friday is cranked up on the box

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:38 | 7051602 HardlyZero
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Market Long Krash Friday.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:08 | 7051354 OregonGrown
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There you go Tylers, "peddling fiction" again.......

 

Keep it up and you will be labeled Domestic Terrorists and/or Rassssist

 

(edit: Hey downvoter, do i really need to add the /sarc tag......come on)  

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:04 | 7051366 buzzsaw99
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free market economy, lulz

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:06 | 7051375 Osmium
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Plenty of time for the FED to make it back before the close.  Who else would buy a index breaking down like this before a 3 day weekend?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:07 | 7051382 Soul Glow
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<--- Are you wearing pajamas?

<--- Suit and tie?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:08 | 7051398 Dr. Engali
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<------- Hanging out in your underwear drinking beer and scratching.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 17:13 | 7052876 Temporalist
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Why are you hanging out in my underwear?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:09 | 7051403 OregonGrown
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Depends....... no really, i am wearing depends!

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:48 | 7051676 Keltner Channel Surf
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Wearin' a nice grin today, then the 'magical' 2:00 VWAP algos, who've nearly completed their task, turned it into a smirk.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:08 | 7051393 Pig Circus
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Flash Crash in 3-2-1. Hopefully we crash to 10,000 before Felon can get off the crapper and hit Ctrl -P.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:22 | 7051492 undertow1141
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These charts and selloffs are all fiction, just ask Obammy, he'll tell you, the economy is perfect couldn't be better. Unemployment is at 5% you know.

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:30 | 7051557 dearth vader
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Where's the PPT? What does it stand for, anyway? The Porn Perusing Team?

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:32 | 7051568 ebailey5
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Flower of Carnage is good accompaniment to this market

Fri, 01/15/2016 - 13:55 | 7051725 Consuelo
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The tally says 'peddling fiction' is the new 'since Lehman'.  All good though...

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