"This One Is A Bag Of Dicks": America Answers Oregon Militia's Plea For "Supplies"
Shortly after Ammon Bundy and a handful of armed militiamen “seized” a remote bird sanctuary to protest the imprisonment of a rancher and his son for setting fire to federal land, the group appealed to “patriotic” Americans to send supplies.
Initially, Bundy said his followers were prepared to occupy the building “for years” if they had to if it meant securing the release of Dwight Hammond and his son Steven and forcing the federal government to reimagine laws around land rights. As a reminder, the group is apparently attempting to force the issue of land control back into the national consciousness with a kind of ad hoc, haphazard rekindling of the Sagebrush Rebellion.
Shortly after Bundy suggested that the standoff could last “years”, it became apparent that the group might not have packed enough supplies.
Before you knew it, Jon Ritzheimer - the same Jon Ritzheimer who, in a YouTube video addressed to his family, cries while clutching a small paperback copy of the Constitution on the way to explaining why it’s necessary to commandeer a tiny building in the middle of nowhere - took to Facebook to ask for "cold weather socks, snacks, energy drinks, equipment for cold weather, snow camo, gear, and anything you think will help."
Well as it turns out, some “sympathizers” did indeed have ideas about “what would help.”
“The occupiers, who took over buildings at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge on Jan. 2 in the latest conflict over the U.S. government's control of land in the West, had been hoping for snacks, fuel and warm clothes when they provided sympathizers with a local mailing address,” Reuters notes. “Instead, as they angrily showed online, they received sex-related toys and food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal law enforcement agents who have kept watch from a distance.”
Yes, “food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal agents.” Food like “a bag of penis-shaped candies,” or as Jon Ritzheimer puts it in an angry new video, “this one was really funny, a bag o' dicks.”
Watch below as Jon loses his cool with an American public he's trying so desperately to "help".
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Moar dildos!
Turn your iPhone into a dilly ... http://hedgeaccordingly.com/2015/11/finally-you-will-soon-be-able-to-buy...
Does the postal service deliver to the Bird Sanctuary?
Probably. How else would they get their bird seed..:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I guess the FBI had a surplus budget this year. well every year actually.
Surplus is always spent on hookers and blow.
Otherwise they get their funding slashed by surplus amount.
Do these guys accept bitcoin donations?
Guys, if you receive a package from Hillary marked "Jodie Fister"...
Watch below as Jon loses his cool with an American public he's trying so desperately to "help".
I hate to break it to him but no one asked for his help.
This whole thing stinks to high heaven...
DaddyO
Patriots do not call themselves Patriots. Posers and pretenders, looking to create a cause. No different that False Flag events created by the MIC. Keep sending them useless stuff.
They should sell that stuff on ebay, etc. Sex toys can be pretty pricey. Use the money for their cause.
Only thing missing from that package of dicks is a bunch of lube...oh wait: http://mashable.com/2016/01/14/oregon-militia-dildo-lube/#QHldlVTpgaqq
This dude is a cunt-bag. He needed a whole bag of dicks. "Where's my privatization welfare... Waaaaaaah...."
Send the dildos to Hillary. She knows what to do with them.
Local Craigs List would be better. For Trade: Bag of dicks for MRE's.......
Marvelous.
Public ridicule remains the best response to these types of far-right fringe groups.
Please define that term "Far right" you use.
Far enough that they can't see that sanctuary has more dildos in it than just the bag.
Eirik the feminized castrated libtard Scandinavian knows all about being humilated after his Islamic masters took over his country without a shot being fired.
Well, if any of them are from my region, send them to me.
I would be happy to "Return to Senders"!
Note; They will be returned, wrapped with barbed-wire.
But were the dicks flavored with Miracle Whip as they requested?????????????
http://johngaltfla.com/wordpress/2016/01/11/the-miracle-whip-militia-of-...
Kinky bubbe. What are you wearing and how many dollars per minute is this call?
What are you wearing and how many dollars per minute is this call?
The phone is unlisted and not for hire, & I'm currently wearing a Ruger GP 101 .357 Mag. (Stainless)
Any more questions?
Looks like Jon is a rebel without a cause......
Psyop. Somewhere Edward Landsdale is looking up (from Hell) and snickering.
Speaking of the FBI, um, looks like that's who some of these "ranchers" are, at least according to the local fire chief who just quit over it:
http://www.activistpost.com/2016/01/oregon-fire-chief-catches-fbi-agents...
What a wonderful organization this FBI group. I fully support their actions to subvert the US constitution, they have their reasons you know. Terrorists!
I'll bet someone found Hillary's collection and set it to Oregon.....after all, what would you do with it?
Hillary sent it, because she had already five of them.
lodged crossways, judging from the look on her face.
DaddyO
Are you kidding? Hillary is still glowing from that magical encounter with that Bon vivant Webster Hubbell
Right you are!
Hillary ended up with a daughter from the encounter, I guess she took seriously what Webb was poking at her in fun...
DaddyO
But the Huma one is her favorite..
Really, Ritz? Let me help you, by sharing some of Sun Tzu's wisdom:
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." This sure seems to me like they are going to war first, and then seeking to win. But thats just IMO. This is an information war, folks.nope, that guy can suck on one of those dicks. Even if these guys are legit, and Im not saying I believe that, they are really fucking stupid. There may be some well meaning people in there, but they are being led around by either a fucking ra-tard(s) or an agent(s) provocatuer, one or the other. They should have gotten the message by now, most other people in similar organizations aren't supporting this.
And I am in no way defending the government, but if the very people you say you are there to help are saying they don't want this and asking you to go home(along with most other ranchers in the area) you should probably do just that. WHich means this is just either an attention grabbing scheme, or a FF type event. They are giving the left the PERFECT fucking example to point to about why "no one needs military style assault rifles" and that type of nonsense. I just hope this ends before either a fed or one of these people does something really stupid and a bunch of people get killed.
But, ya, a bag of dicks, thats pretty funny. Im guessing someone is a Louis CK fan.
@HR, It does indeed look like they went to war and are now seeking to win.
@GC Right now, the only way these guys could contribute to the cause of liberty is for the government to overreact and just kill them all. That's it. This looks really bad to the public.
The 10th Amendment is not enforced, and a few guys with rifles aren't going to change that. Want to change it, at least with regards to the feds owning a shitload of land? Figure out how to make it too expensive for the feds to administer all of that land. In other words, we can just wait until all of those BLM and National Forest pensions evaporate and then start taking over from there.
Not attempting to stop this prior to it getting to this point is the real issue. Kinda like closing the barn door after the horses have fled.
Feds have murdered many American's before, half the population thinks it was justified and the other half does not (Waco, Ruby Ridge, etc). This situation is no different.
Advantage to the feds.
What does this situation do, really, absolutely nothing as long as half the population doesn't think it is important.
And then there is the logic issue, breaking a law to curtail another law.
Can two wrongs make a right?
Highly unlikely.
This will only end one way, badly, .gov will spin it as they do and nothing will be any better after all these guys are killed, in fact we just may lose more rights because of this.
A no-win situation.
I hope they have taken care of their families because this will only end in death.
And if I were a betting man I would put my money on .gov for the win. That semi-atuo peashooter isn't gonna do jack to a Bradley. Waco was private property, these guys are on Federal land.
PS- Property owners, you may want to look further into just how "yours" that land really is. Or not, it won't be a happy day.
This will only end one way, badly, .gov will spin it as they do and nothing will be any better after all these guys are killed, in fact we just may lose more rights because of this.
Good.
Maybe you pussies will get sick enough of it to do something about it.
It only takes about ten percent to stage an overthrow,
Fifty percent can stay loyalist.
That matters not.
I hope they confiscate your guns.
Who needs them when flamethrowers and explosives are just too easy to manufacture?
I am actively seeking the worst.
I crave it.
And when the population goes hungry...
Tick tock motherfuckers...Tick tock.
Your time is running out.
When the brakes fail, then it is best to step on the accelerator.
How many times must you be told that spacing out your infantile thoughts with shift+enter will not make them more meaningful. Stop blowing out the tables and wasting the space on other peoples screens with that bullshit.
Optimize(Tall Tom && Bad Penguin)
I think you are making excuses for the Feds stealing all of the land out West. Have you ever bothered to look at a map of Oregon or Nevada? The Feds have stolen all of the land and have robbed those people whose great-grandparents settled it. You sound like a liberal SF Dick!
Isn't it funny how we all sit here and bash the fed govt every day for fucking with everything, and then somebody actually stands up and does something and they get bashed for not doing it right?
Over the years, I've personally committed numerous non-violent felonies, as a form of resistance to "ZOG"; these may or may not have had any impact on public affairs, but none of them were as dumb as the stunt these guys are pulling at Malheur.
IMHO, they need to re-think their actions, and find some other way of resisting and/or bleeding the BLM/feds.
If they didn't do it, no one outside the area would know the govt is terrorizing ranchers with prison and intimidation, for a big ass land grab.
Agreed Chunga, those guys have my sympathy but not my support. I would like to see them melt away without anyone getting hurt. I also don't want them to be charged later with a crime. Just go home and work on a better plan.
Anyone who's rights are protected by the Constitution of the USA can bring a claim against the individual public official that without warrant interferes with their rights can be successfully prosecuted. You just have to get a private attorney general to assist you or act for you in court. Do not hire a Bar Attorney.
Unless you knowingly agreed to give up your sovereign rights you still have them.
Lincoln,
It would appear that you have NOT been in court (especially federal) to have your rights defended. FFS
Edit; Also keep in mind, that in a Constitutional Republic, the role of the federal Govt is to PROTECT your God-Given Rights. Instead, Fed Govt is the one that now does the encroaching.
Rule of law is gone, gone, gone. Free Jon Cozine.
If I were the Feds, I'd hold back all the useful supplies, and allow useless and annoying items to pass through for delivery.
Like I said a week ago, just "Control the Supply Lines", and this thing fizzles out on its own. Call me "Not shocked."
Yeah maybe, but something isnt right with this guy, seems as if he's acting.....
I am not making excuses for the feds. I am not defending them. I am well aware of the situation of BLM land ownership out there. No,I don't like it anymore than you do. No, I am not a "liberal SF Dick". I am a realist. I am saying that in order for you to have any chance of success, the locals there must back you. They don't in this case. The people who they claim to be helping ASKED THEM TO PLEASE GO HOME. Thats it. You can say what you will about the locals in the area, but they have spoken. Even if you think they are stupid, or just willing slaves to the government, you can't free someone who loves their bondage, thats it. I don't think you will argue any of those things, will you? So, since all of the above points about the locals are ture and verifiable, that makes this a stupid fucking move, like I said above, and I stand by that statement.
Besides, again, this whole thing stinks. Big time. I can smell in all the way down in FL. One or more of the people in there are playing the rest like fiddles.