"This One Is A Bag Of Dicks": America Answers Oregon Militia's Plea For "Supplies"
Shortly after Ammon Bundy and a handful of armed militiamen “seized” a remote bird sanctuary to protest the imprisonment of a rancher and his son for setting fire to federal land, the group appealed to “patriotic” Americans to send supplies.
Initially, Bundy said his followers were prepared to occupy the building “for years” if they had to if it meant securing the release of Dwight Hammond and his son Steven and forcing the federal government to reimagine laws around land rights. As a reminder, the group is apparently attempting to force the issue of land control back into the national consciousness with a kind of ad hoc, haphazard rekindling of the Sagebrush Rebellion.
Shortly after Bundy suggested that the standoff could last “years”, it became apparent that the group might not have packed enough supplies.
Before you knew it, Jon Ritzheimer - the same Jon Ritzheimer who, in a YouTube video addressed to his family, cries while clutching a small paperback copy of the Constitution on the way to explaining why it’s necessary to commandeer a tiny building in the middle of nowhere - took to Facebook to ask for "cold weather socks, snacks, energy drinks, equipment for cold weather, snow camo, gear, and anything you think will help."
Well as it turns out, some “sympathizers” did indeed have ideas about “what would help.”
“The occupiers, who took over buildings at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge on Jan. 2 in the latest conflict over the U.S. government's control of land in the West, had been hoping for snacks, fuel and warm clothes when they provided sympathizers with a local mailing address,” Reuters notes. “Instead, as they angrily showed online, they received sex-related toys and food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal law enforcement agents who have kept watch from a distance.”
Yes, “food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal agents.” Food like “a bag of penis-shaped candies,” or as Jon Ritzheimer puts it in an angry new video, “this one was really funny, a bag o' dicks.”
Watch below as Jon loses his cool with an American public he's trying so desperately to "help".
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The cops and Media need to go home and then simply rent out the buildings at a fair market rate, similar to a nights stay at the average hotel, billed directly to the men or their estates. Stay as long as you like boys.....
Wait until these guys get back home...while they were "holed up" in the bird sanc, the FBI was emptying their homes of all the computers, guns and gold; I'm sure they left the Bibles behind.
They may end up get Jared'd...I'd refuse any more packages...how easy would that be to plant something on them...really didn't think this out.
As usual your right Greenskeeper. This guy Ritzheimer, who I have already posted about, is most certainly a provacateur.
His statements about hate are shocking being that he tries to start armed hate rallies and shoots the Koran in the desert in an attempt to help those unfriendly to gun rights remove the rights of Arizona citizens and maybe now he is after US citizens too. He does this by acting insane in the public eye while being associated with movements.
This is guy is not legit. Pieces of shit like this guy are intentionally paving the way to you losing your rights. He is a traitor. It has already been in the news here that he has started violent problems at the militia deal.
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/anti-islam-activist-jon-ritzheimer-reported-to-fbi-7511119
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-militias-continue-rivalry-after-physical-confrontation-in-oregon-7961869
Ms. No, I saw your earlier Ritzheimer posts. Enlightening. Thanks. The Bill of Rights protects religious belief.
Greenskeeper Carl - You keep going on about the Hammonds are not involved. So what? The Hammonds are just the latest, example. The problem is Fed overreach, which affects us all.
They are not doing much of anything crimminal. They are protesting. How many times have Uni students taken over a campus building? Cowboys are too blue collar to protest? I hope they all get out OK.
Groups engaging in anything against the gov will always be infiltrated by provocatuers, and this Ritzheimer guy could very well be one. The federal overreach is very real and the Hammonds got screwed. The warnings of "provocatuer!" help make it so nobody will ever want to go up against the gov.
The Sons of Liberty in Boston were probably warned by keen observers too, but they siad fuck that and threw the tea overboard anyway.
I wish I could remember where I read the percentage of gov workers in Burns, it was very high. Naturally "they don't want them there" is repeated quite a bit. This building is a "federal bird sanctuary" and I'll bet not one single bird even notices that it's been taken hostage and never will.
Being that Ritzheimer has already been violent they should citizens arrest his ass unless this whole fiasco is on board with him to begin with.
Well, I'm going to try to remain hopeful that all of them aren't stooges. That would be very bleak if gov managed to corrupt everythng, including protests against it.
60 is what I remember, Chunga. 60% of the prople in Burns work for the government.
The gays who sent him dicks did it out of hate, and they are the first to call others "haters"
time for civil war, country can't go on like this.
Carl, http://www.activistpost.com/2016/01/oregon-fire-chief-catches-fbi-agents...
+1.
I am up here in Oregon, and have watched the land rights thing with interest since moving out here from "back east" 25 years ago.
Seems to me the issue is ripe as tipping off point. I had kinda hoped these guys were legit, because against my better instincts I'm eager for main event to begin, but now I see they're either clowns or agents provocatuer. FF, indeed.
But then, is .gov smart enough to not just waste these fools a la Waco, rather to make them out as clowns to discredit the silent majority/patriot movement in the eyes of the masses? Although the "patriots" are doing a fine job of making fools of themselves
It seems too subtle to be an operation of this current band of psychos in DC.
Well in all fairness the Hammons really couldn't embrace these guys and their cause. For one thing already being convicted would have escalated this thing to the maximum and the Feds would just LOVE an excuse to sieze the Hammon's land and add it to the sanctuary.
Not saying these militia guys are smart although I believe they are in the right but there is no way the Hammons could do anything but decline an invitation for armed citizen protection under the current circumstances.
The new Federal judge Obama appointee, who's vast legal experience was child protection service, had a personal vendetta in overruling the former judge and refiling charges against the ranchers.
The Bundy crowd now have distracted from the main issue of judicial overreach and false imprisonment by making this whole thing about the take-over of the bird sanctuary.
They are not doing the Hammonds any favors at all, including the Liberty Movement itself. There's no point in picking a fight that becomes a sideshow that obscures the real issues of the case.
Something needed to be done but this ain't it.
First, I like how reuters tells you how to think and feel about the video before (or after) you watch. I saw no anger. The guy was calm and amused. He made a good point. You may not like what they are doing, but what kind of schmuck goes out of their way to mail "dicks" to these folks? Idiots. occupier/feel the bern types. or feds.....
Greenskeeper. I was inclined to agree with you at first, but there comes a time to wake the fuck up, dude. What should be done? Should you and I continue to post our indignant rage back and forth at each other on ZH until .gov hears? Not much of a plan there.
Wake up. These guys are doing what we all need to do.
So the militias took photos in order humiliate themselves and then release them. Geez! If you believe that, you'll swallow anything the government feeds you. It's all propaganda, folks.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
There's ZERO chance the USPS is going to deliver supplies...and if another "patriot" breached the FBI's blockade, Jon and his buddies would probably shoot him before he made it to the shed.
Where are those Korean illustrators on this one...this is ripe with parody.
Firebrander, you are misinformed. There is no blockade.
Also, Tomo News is from Taiwan.
Moocher motherfuckers! They couldn't last a week with their own supplies before they started begging for shit? I thought these were libertarian folk who never asked for a thing? The real Free Shit Army!
There's no one to shoot; so their guns and bullets are worthless.
There's nothing to buy; so their gold is useless.
Well, at least, if they're cold, they could burn their Bibles...there's enough cowchips in there for a pretty good fire.
..and they "forgot" to bring food; apparently that 55 bucket pallet of survival food was a little too heavy for a picnic.
Jon, any chance the only reason you're getting dildos is because that's all the FED's are allowing to come through (pun intended). The Post Office is the FED's ya know. The FED's are laughing their fucking asses off over pizza and beer watching this video.
Go home guys; it was over before it started.
Try again next year; here’s a checklist:
1. FOOD
2. WATER
3. Guns, Bullets, Bibles, Gold and a 1000 copies of the Quran so you don't have to burn your Bibles again.
4. Warm weather.
5. Am I forgetting anything?
6. Clean underwear and sox!
7. Oh, and for fucks sake, bring a few women with you! Then you can put those “supplies” from “supporters” to good use!
If you do not follow the rules, you will lose the privilege to own a car legally and drive on the highway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRpFiMQY2Ws Dahboo - National ID card being issued.
Hear the trains?
You junkers bothered by the truthiness or the irreverent tone?
I'd guess it's the latter, as the former is... 'bang on', so to speak.
While I commend the courage, principles and spirit of the guys, I wish they had planned out the details better, cause now the are stuck in a logistical nightmare, called a SIEGE on supplies and support.
Now the Siege concept is thousands of years old, and comes in many flavors. If you can't anticipate, plan and mitigate for that, then you need to go back to the Kiddie end of the pool. Now matter how brave you feel. As I said: I wish they'd planned this better than they did.
And where is that III % and the Oath Keepers, to bail them out or send in supplies? Where? [crickets]
Its a bird sanctuary not a cunt sanctuary> Why they keep sending dicks to it?
that's a hard one to swallow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ZXa8SUxPg
Jewnited Shites Federal Government probably only let the hate mail through to deter and demoralize these white patriots.
Or this was all put together by the fags working at the FBI.
Or they just sent some sex toys from Nignogga's personal collection.
spoiler alert: it's 100% bullshit
Of course the FED's are intercepting the packages! How stupid to think you could ask for supplies to be MAILED TO YOU in a stand off against the FED's! This is off the charts retarded. Those guys are lucky they're in the USA, if it was China, Russia or someother "old style" government, they'd put a, shall we say, hot potato in that box that would "go off" when the lid was opened...stand off over...the media would promote it as a "job creation" move on the part of the government; putting people to work wet vacuuming up the remaims and rebuilding the shed.
Too many disqualifications: Jew, as a pejorative, gov't, as the same. White, as a batter of resistance to the former. Fags, as a label of the gov't conspirators. Oh, and to top it off, a nigger agenda as led by the president. Please, get some help. There may be a fall of the government, but your need for psychiatric help is more important than the rebellion that you imagine. Frankly, you betray yourself only as a white keyboard "patriot" coward that can't think of any real reasons (and they are many) why others keep you down. (It's not race, it's money, you fool).
They should sell them on ebay as "Patriot Pricks" with a certificate of authenticity.
Be careful what you wish ask for.
<Surprise! You thought the government would give you the shaft when all along it was "We the People" who were egging on Big Brother.>
I wonder if they realize just how bad their position is if no one is showing up, and they are receiving bags of dick.
I surmise everyone knows how this ends...
Obama personally visits to broker a peaceful resolution?
( & takes the bag o dicks with him as a peace prize? )
Yeah, it's like the Evangelicals in Iowa abandoning Carson because they think he's crazy...
Not saying that I support their 'position' or how they are going about it but I am certainly not against it. What is important to note that they have no say in how the stories get slanted on the news and online media. All it takes is a few clever algorithms to figure out how best to tweak and sway the populaces perception of the event. 90+ percent of the articles I have read about this situation are written in a way that slants them, brands them milititants and ive even heard them called white supremecists... it doesn't take uninformed people more than a few times of hearing that before they believe it without questioning it. See also -> Barrel bombs, children in incubators etc.
Yessireebob.... With every possible avenue of transit blockaded they allowed deliveries of any kind, steaks, wine, cheeese and of course their paychecks and the dildoes they used on the "commoners" as they say in Proper England... Must be nice to hang out at bird sanctuaries with the audubon society and The Nature Conservancy... Now to get to the meat of the matter. The Job Czar and company is relocating further east. (not Ireland although they did), but 2 hours closer to their bunkers in Maine.
I saw somewhere that they received a 55 gallon drum of lube purchased from Amazon as well.
A bag of Dicks is among a male democrats most prized possessions.
Rofl
i don't think the guy at the bird sanctuary is a democrat, nor would larry craig turn one down, if offered.
Can't succeed unless the people are behind you.
This. Poorly constructed protest.
The people are not hungry enough, yet.
The Market Collapse will open some eyes.
But when the EBT is cut off then is the time.
Beware the Ides of March.
It will be wicked.
"The people are not hungry enough, yet."
Marie: "Let them eat bags of dick."
Off..Off with her head!!!
I thought that might have been a gift from Moochelle Antoinette.
See? I can understand the French Revolution.
Take me out to the courtyard.
Take me out with the crowd.
We'll have a Grand Revolution yet.
We'll kill the King and Moochelle Antoinette
So it's root, root, root for the headsman
His guillotine blade is sharp
And it's off, off, off with their heads
In the old..court..yard
Sung to the tune of "Take Me out To The Ballpark"
(Thanks Mad Magazine)
Purple helmet warriors came marching in....
Moochelle has one of those and one hell of a sense of humor.
LOL
Thanks for the headsup at the end. It just wasn't working with the tune for Stairway to Heaven.
Well this is about dicks after all.
Why would it not be about a heads up?
April
Amateurs talk about strategy, professionals talk about logistics.
Don't run off half-cocked.
That sounds half-baked.
We serve no wine before its time. There are many phrases warning against piss poor planning and this group obviously has never heard even one of them. Another phrase comes to mind: you can't fix stupid.
The scientist who fixed Napoleon's Army's rotten-soup-in- a-bottle problem was Louis Pasteur (a Frenchmen!!) who said, Chance favors the prepared mind. The self-proclaimed patriots are at Malheur, a French expression meaning "bad hour". There is more irony in this story than there was planning. Bundy's kind of poor strategy and worse tactics shows the world these guys are emotionally and intellectually immature and certainly no real threat to the government.
This ill planned occupation..of a bird sanctuary, in the dead of winter..I can see this as a Coen Bros movie.