"This One Is A Bag Of Dicks": America Answers Oregon Militia's Plea For "Supplies"
Shortly after Ammon Bundy and a handful of armed militiamen “seized” a remote bird sanctuary to protest the imprisonment of a rancher and his son for setting fire to federal land, the group appealed to “patriotic” Americans to send supplies.
Initially, Bundy said his followers were prepared to occupy the building “for years” if they had to if it meant securing the release of Dwight Hammond and his son Steven and forcing the federal government to reimagine laws around land rights. As a reminder, the group is apparently attempting to force the issue of land control back into the national consciousness with a kind of ad hoc, haphazard rekindling of the Sagebrush Rebellion.
Shortly after Bundy suggested that the standoff could last “years”, it became apparent that the group might not have packed enough supplies.
Before you knew it, Jon Ritzheimer - the same Jon Ritzheimer who, in a YouTube video addressed to his family, cries while clutching a small paperback copy of the Constitution on the way to explaining why it’s necessary to commandeer a tiny building in the middle of nowhere - took to Facebook to ask for "cold weather socks, snacks, energy drinks, equipment for cold weather, snow camo, gear, and anything you think will help."
Well as it turns out, some “sympathizers” did indeed have ideas about “what would help.”
“The occupiers, who took over buildings at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge on Jan. 2 in the latest conflict over the U.S. government's control of land in the West, had been hoping for snacks, fuel and warm clothes when they provided sympathizers with a local mailing address,” Reuters notes. “Instead, as they angrily showed online, they received sex-related toys and food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal law enforcement agents who have kept watch from a distance.”
Yes, “food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal agents.” Food like “a bag of penis-shaped candies,” or as Jon Ritzheimer puts it in an angry new video, “this one was really funny, a bag o' dicks.”
Watch below as Jon loses his cool with an American public he's trying so desperately to "help".
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I'd argue that it is not the 'Protest' that is "poorly constructed" -- whatever TF those weasel-words mean -- but how it exposes the true nature of the national "Resistance": Impotent & cowardly, or compromised as all hell.
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence." -Gandhi
TPTB are safe, no matter how much G & A is sold as Placebos and Pacifiers.
p.s. Before you feel that knee-jerk need to Junk, consider this that I've said before: If these various "Patriot' movements can't even organize any LEGAL forms of dissent or protest (marches, strikes, etc), then WTF would they have ANY credibility to do a non-legal and violent act? Welcome to 'Murica: "Home of the Knave, and Land of the Fee". The Founders must be spinning in their graves.
"Can't succeed unless the people are behind you."
Definitely doomed when ZH starts mocking you. That's gotta hurt.
So - if I'm not physically there, then I'm not a patriot? You're a DILDO!
What are YOU doing to save America or the white race? Probably nothing.
they are day trading to help America.
Americans experience a reactionary hatred for anyrhing less than total, mindless, absolute and immediate compliance to State God Almighty.
How is that hatred? If these guys had a sense of humor, they'd just thank everyone for their support and sell that stuff on ebay to raise funds for their cause. Reacting like this is only going to result in more gag (see what I did there?) gifts.
They needed to have blown up Oil Refineries...especially the Cracking Towers.
Thermite is not that hard to make.
Without refined fuels everybody starves. There is no way to get the food products to market.
Maybe I need to teach them.
The Barrel will fall below $10 due to the created glut due to loss of refining capacity as the cost of Diesel and Unleaded Gas..and food, will soar.
There aren't any refineries in Oregon, but I'm sure there are some "fighting aged males" along our southern border who would be happy to learn from you, Tom. Why don't you go "teach them?"
Or... maybe look for some solutions that don't rely on using violence, which I'm pretty confident the government is going to better at than you are.
Actually our jails are filled with them.
And let me let you in on a secret...They get released...right here in the Felon Dump called Lakeside, California.
I do not have to travel the 20 miles to the Southern Border.
I have an angry and motivated army right here.
Long Beach is also not that far away.
And there are NO POLITICAL SOLUTIONS.
Flamethrowers are also easy to construct.
True terrorism only takes $500 dollars a person, and 10 minutes to 24 hours of planning.
Anything else is either doomed to fail, too elaborate to succeed, or is just masturbatory fantasy.
Where did I say anything about political solutions?
There is no political solution to our troubled evolution
Have no faith in constitution. There is no bloody revolution...
Did you not write, "Or... maybe look for some solutions that don't rely on using violence, which I'm pretty confident the government is going to better at than you are. "?
Well that implies that there are some solutions, doesn't it?
Duplicity.
You obviously believe that there are as you cling to your false hopes.
There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution.
Have no faith in Constitution
OR a bloody revolution
Our so called leaders speak
With words they try to jail you
They subjugate the meek
With the rhetoric of failure
Where does the answer lie (meaning DECEPTION)
We live from day to day
Is there nothing we can buy (meaning BELIEVE)
There must be a better way.
We are spirits in the material World.
THose are the lyrics as I remember them.
Placing faith in a bloody revolution to make things better is smoking Hopium.
But what you fail to understand is that I do not want it better. I want it DESTROYED as it is ALL built upon the foundation of FRAUD and DECEPTION...ALL OF IT.
Most..all are guilty of profitting on the deaths of innocents and all need to pay the penalty.
There are ONE HALF MILLION IRAQI INFANTS who are dead and seeking, screaming for the vengeance of Christ Jesus, as they were MURDERED by this Nation.
And that is just ONE of the multitudes of reasons why I want your destruction.
And YOU HAVE NO CONSCIENCE.
So somebody here supports the murder of innocent lambs and are just too much of a pussy to sign their name to it...even though they are anonymous?
That is another reason. The men here are feminized and are fearful of taking personal responsibility.
Go ahead and downarrow it. I do not care.
It just adds fuel to the fire of my passion for the destruction of your wickedness..
"Well that implies that there are some solutions, doesn't it?"
Maybe just one.
edit: btw, you might want to go back and listen to those lyrics a bit more closely. I think you may have misheard a few of them. I do that too, sometimes.
Or that this was a stupid and attention whoring move. What idiot decides to take on a MUCH larger force and doesn't think about basic supplies?
Louie C.K., did you send that bag of dicks??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7xc_XqYO8
This is a Discordian operation. (ssshhhh!!!)
Not that I sympathize with the government, but wouldn't the first step in this kind of situation be to cut off supply lines. Good 'ol war of attrition style? What's going on here? Seems like agent provocateurs from my limited following of this. Ya'll Queda indeed.
I mean, they have internet? Wouldn't they cut that off? Are they authorized to receive mail. It's not legally their residence. Is it sent care of Uncle Sam, or how is it addressed? Inquiring minds want to know.
Does beg some questions huh.
"but wouldn't the first step in this kind of situation be to cut off supply lines"
That would involve taking them seriously. Easier to just ignore them.
Please don't ask logical questions. You might raise doubts about the official narrative. What are you some kind of truther?
This is the new kinder gentler US government. Winning over hearts and minds one psy-op at a time. Besides they're busy trying to wrangle Hillary and track ISIS spreading uncontrollably throughout the US. They just don't have the resources to David Koresh these guys. Plus they'd be burning down their own shack. They only burn down other peoples houses.
Like nearly every form of protest or attack it's always on the general public, no mass shootings in Manhattan, the Square Mile, etc, only John Q has to pay, no ISIL invasion of Israel, only EU, and civil war thru the ME. These guys are a few relatively small-time margin operators who feel they should get a slice of public land, who the rich already have with mega-ranches and large grazing allotments. These guys are misguided, they should be at the BLM/USFS offices near the Kochs, Simplot,McCaw operations. Meanwhile, John Q working stiff has to abide these inbred half-wits.
I wouldn't be surprised if those dicks are used second-handers from some government troll. BTW, I hope they have a bomb-sniffing dog and a taste tester. Don't be trusting those random packages...
They are probably planning on using one of these to defend themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTsgazv-kkI
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"The rest of you patriots out there that are still twiddling their thumbs"
Bag o' dicks sounds about right...............
So let me get this straight.
You all decide that NOW is the time and THIS is the place and I'm just suppossed to do what?
I got a better idea.
Don't buy shit, don't do more than you have to, let the system crash.
No one has to stare down a hell fire missle doing that ..... YET.. :)
When will "YET" come and who, in your mind, decided when "YET" is. I think it's great what these men are doing. It's about time people stand up to the government. But as has been shown in the video, IDIOTS...instead of doing something for the good of humanity, will spend their cash on a "bag of dicks".
This society is totally doomed!
It sure is. Sometimes this place is like the Huffington Hedge.
BREAKING: Harney County Fire Chief Resigns. FBI Caught Posing As Militia At Local Armoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB6m7x3QDAg
Good video and blows the MSM story and shows that there is indeed support in Harney County for what's going on at the refuge.
They do have support but the day traders here want them to go away so they won't
have to fight the war, they are just fine with this treason.
WOW!
Tyler picked a dumb video to embed.
FBI Agents Weren't Posing as Militia, Ex-Fire Chief Clarifies
Miscommunication whips up worries about infiltration.
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-01-14/fbi-agents-werent-posing-...
Yet is when the people become hungry.
If someone chooses to hasten that YET then all they must do is destroy the Oil Refining infrastructure.
It catches fire and burns without that much help.
Without refined fuel products the food is not moved to the Marketplace. The people will become hungry...after SEVEN MEALS on average.
I'm a couple hours drive away from them and in the same desert. It snowed last night but it's nice and sunny now! Didn't they make the same mistake as Napoleon and Hitler with Russia with their attempted winter conquests going unprepared? I guess history does rhyme after all.
Don't bend over when you pick up all those cocks.
The anti white SJW fags at boing boing loved it.
They also sent a vat of lube.
Somewhere these suicidal homosexual SJWs made a (((handrubbing merchant))) very happy.
/s
Long rubber cocks.... BULLISH!
Those boys must be getting pretty bored by now, think I will mail them a DVD of Brokeback Mountain.
I have been in San Francisco since 1959 so I know a whole lotta fags.
The one thing that jumps out with ALL of them, is they are painfully immature
and spiteful. Oh and domestic violence, the men and the women are pro's at
beating the shit outta their partners.
bring on the down votes you teenage mutant cocksuckers.
These assholes need dildos. They also need to turn themselves in and get it over. They can take the lube to prison, they will need it.
Fuck you. They may have picked the wrong time of year, didn't bring a convoy of semi's with supplies with them, but at least they're doing something about Fed Tryanny and Overreach. Unlike yourself. What have you done, to defend Freedom, Liberty and your Rights?
.. “a bag of penis-shaped candies,”
Jolly Rancher i'd guess...
That's funny.
BBBBWWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Thats some funny shit right there...
or some kind of sucker.
Irony? Relying on the Federal Government to deliver supplies to fight - the Federal Government.
Jesus - these guys should feel lucky they got a bag of dicks...