"This One Is A Bag Of Dicks": America Answers Oregon Militia's Plea For "Supplies"
Shortly after Ammon Bundy and a handful of armed militiamen “seized” a remote bird sanctuary to protest the imprisonment of a rancher and his son for setting fire to federal land, the group appealed to “patriotic” Americans to send supplies.
Initially, Bundy said his followers were prepared to occupy the building “for years” if they had to if it meant securing the release of Dwight Hammond and his son Steven and forcing the federal government to reimagine laws around land rights. As a reminder, the group is apparently attempting to force the issue of land control back into the national consciousness with a kind of ad hoc, haphazard rekindling of the Sagebrush Rebellion.
Shortly after Bundy suggested that the standoff could last “years”, it became apparent that the group might not have packed enough supplies.
Before you knew it, Jon Ritzheimer - the same Jon Ritzheimer who, in a YouTube video addressed to his family, cries while clutching a small paperback copy of the Constitution on the way to explaining why it’s necessary to commandeer a tiny building in the middle of nowhere - took to Facebook to ask for "cold weather socks, snacks, energy drinks, equipment for cold weather, snow camo, gear, and anything you think will help."
Well as it turns out, some “sympathizers” did indeed have ideas about “what would help.”
“The occupiers, who took over buildings at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge on Jan. 2 in the latest conflict over the U.S. government's control of land in the West, had been hoping for snacks, fuel and warm clothes when they provided sympathizers with a local mailing address,” Reuters notes. “Instead, as they angrily showed online, they received sex-related toys and food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal law enforcement agents who have kept watch from a distance.”
Yes, “food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal agents.” Food like “a bag of penis-shaped candies,” or as Jon Ritzheimer puts it in an angry new video, “this one was really funny, a bag o' dicks.”
Watch below as Jon loses his cool with an American public he's trying so desperately to "help".
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Ha ha ha - Dicks for the dicks.
I think I'll Fedex these assholes about half ton of cow shit. I can only hope they open it inside.
A sack of bird seed would send the same message.
Sounds like you have a half ton of cows shit.
That yovatti guy talking in code. What is he meaning is in a big box going to ship himself.
He likes taking Obama's dick up his 500 lbs fat ass.
He wants to go where there are dicks? Then he needs to go to the Men's Country Bathhouse and maybe Rahm Emmanuel will give him some.
aint merica a great fucking funny place
the locals need to go in there and get the stand up guys to just sneak away at night and leave the place empty--get out while the getting is still an option.
These guys need to better understand how to fight power from a position that is not precarious.
They should go talk to some of the old black radicals that managed to survive and got wise about fighting power.
for a free, full length "clue" on how to fight power, here's a link to Saul Alinsky's RULES for RADICALS-
https://archive.org/stream/RulesForRadicals/RulesForRadicals_djvu.txt
imagine that, free information and practical advice on community organizing
quick, send em some Chipotle burritos.
interesting,
$cientology is suspected of sending dildos to vocal critics of their global fraud. as as if $cientology was being used as a proof-of-concept for the social control mechanisms of the new world order.
"Psychology is the religion of the New World order" wrote Francis Stonor in his must read book: "The Cultural Cold War: The CIA and the World of Arts and Letters "
The building those clowns are occupying is a 'box of dicks' as well ;)
That's pretty funny. I guess it's better then a bag of hammers though. They're really hard to chew.
Better hang onto those as they could come in handy during the raid....remember the fight scene in Neighbors?
And the Federal government and their relatives STILL own 50% of Oregon because under that land is uranium and natural gas. And ranchers are STILL being forced off their land for bullshit reasons to enrich politicians and their relatives. Maybe they chose the wrong way to do it but they are the ONLY people standing up for America and Americans instead of complaining on their computers.
Jewnited Shites Federal Government probably only let the hate mail through to deter and demoralize these white patriots.
And internet service/contact with the outside world has not been cut off? Strange...
I seem to remember a guy on the inside saying in a YT vid, rather desperately, "I need to get back home..."
I thought to myself, "should have pondered possible outcomes before you started this." There's no way the people inside that building are "going home" without serving time in Cub Fed, at this point. No. Way.
Sorry to say so but I just can't see the Feds shaking hands and laughing with the Bundy's, like it was all in good fun, at this stage.
Unless these guys aren't for real, that is. Now, back to the matter of working internet service...
both sides are making fools of themselves.
courtesy col. klink...The reviews could calm things down a few degrees. perhaps someone could pass these out to both sides.
I see Obama and the Mooch are donating their wares...
for your info there is a 3% militia unit protecting them from a waco type assault and undercover fbi agents have been outed causing trouble in the community. this video sounds like it was meant to make them seem fn stupid as if they are trying to provoke something they can't control. that is what makes them assholes.
My gay neighbor was screaming during Bundy Ranch "Drone those bastards"
Gays sent these because those guys are Mormons. Prop 87 that won in CA
against gay marriage was largely funded by Mormons so they view them as
enemies. Nobody else has this obsession with dicks like gay men do. They see
a tall building and think of dicks.
disgusting assholes.
i used to have an "i don't care, they don't bother me so why should i bother them" attitude about gay people until i started having to pee every 5 seconds forcing me to know where public rest rooms are. i have run into gay public restroom sex twice now forcing me to pee in the bushes making me subject to arrest while they get their jollies at my expense. so, i have changed my attitude about them. i want my fucking rainbow back. they should use a shit stain for a flag.
Was one of those dicks worn (and signed) by Preezy?
I thought Stefan Molyneux's summary, while slanted pro rancher/libertarian was pretty good or at least a good supplement to the corporate msm 'deys terrorismists' coverage.
http://youtu.be/A1JzuQf4DMU
pretty shitty, the underlying facts of the case, and what was likely an accidental fire being treated as 'terrorism' - and i dont at all doubt that the government is trying to seize more land, probably for collateral.
And no, Im not sure which enumerated power or necessary and proper statute empowers the feds to own 90% of western states and treat it like washingtons play thing.
But the place for the discussion is in the courts and the free internet while ee have it.
Bringing guns into it was wildly counterproductive.
And Ritzheimer - go fuck yourself. You dont speak for me and if you'd been in my unit you would have been thrown out of a plane without a chute on principle.
You are an imbecile, and possibly an fbi agent.
And you are surely frag-worthy.
Prehaps the assholes attacking these patriots should take a look at why these rangers are up on terror charge and how the Feds agreed to a settlement and then turned around and screwed thes guys.
This is Agenda 21.
Hey what the fuck!
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You and those fucking morons out in Oregon aren't trying to hijack peoples machines with malware links are you? Thats what my Malware blocker just said.
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Funny, worked for me. And i have a whole bunch of shit.
http://youtu.be/A1JzuQf4DMU
'The truth about the oregon rancher standoff'. Stefan Molyneux if anyone wants to search for it.
Worked on a phone and 2 pcs no prob.
Maybe you have yourself a trojan/worm...
It works for you because it got past your "whole bunch of shit".
Your system is no doubt compromised. To make sure, you wenrt and ran everything you own through that link...
PEOPLE DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK
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So youre lying, not sure why.
The link takes you right to youtube. Not a download. Not a script or embed - just a link copied from a youtube app. On a very very very secure device.
(Very)
Takes me right to youtube. Every time.
Actually, I'm pretty sure your system is the compromised one.
Asian ladyboys, eh, Josh?
Kinky!
Yea sure lying...
Trojans don't take over your computer and make the screen black the first click after they embed themselves into your system. (unless you get hit with cryptolocker) They run in the background and do whatever nefarious shit they do and make you think that they aren't there -- just like you're doing now...
I'd change your bank password ASAP. Or not. Not my problem -- but spreading linked trojans/viruses will be looked down upon by Zerohedge. That I am 100% sure of.
People around the net claim Stefan Molyneux is disinfo.
Ammon Bundy...hmmmmm...could he be related to Ted Bundy, the American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier?
Al Bundy seems more probable.
Bag'o'd!cks........ LOLOLOLOL, It slays me, OMFG is that funny!!!! Perfect for those dixheads!!!!!!!!!
Nignogga won't leave office without slaughtering hundreds of whites. While his "gud boyz dat dinudnuffin" have slaughtered and raped more whites than usual under his reign, that won't be enough for him or his bloodthirsty masters. No, this is Obama's chance to murder whites and get away with it. It will happen, mark my words.
The Zeitgeist here is somewhere between race pimp and Robert Mugabe.
More (unreported) black on white crime is just a blink away if you live in most major urban shitholes.
The paid shills on social media have been on this one hard almost before it began ?
I suspect the toys sent were the ones they outgrew
Agreed. Zero planning, pathetic tactically, and we're not "Patriots" if we don't jump in right meow? I agree with the need to confront Leviathan and the never-ending over-reach but this war will be won by PR first above all else, which this group completely sucks at. But they're too arrogant to acknowledge that.
Who is the mole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFCl31QoU8M
Rockin' In a Weary Land - Mary Z Cox, Jim Crozier, and Brett Gardner - Live at Bird's
"Hate hate hate! They spend all their money on hate."
Yea moron. You're talking about yourselves.
Eat a box of dick.
Hey Jon YOU PATRIOT...
If you feel so strongly about causes why not deliver the militia(s) helping out the Bundy(s) to D.C. so that we can have a million man sit in until something happens with the money you've been paying out of your hard earned money for war(s) and occupation(s) that has destroyed our military, our Country and most importantly it's freedom(s) ALL based on this lie!
This may seem counterintuitive but if you don't set your priorities right at this point and come to Washington to fix the biggest problem first, somebody else will be doing your noble work at Bundy Ranch but on a much grander scale and at that point your efforts in Oregon certainly won't be worth a "Fiddler's Fuck"!!!
Like our men and women in uniform who have been busy nibbling at the edges based on that lie they've used to destroy half a dozen Countries in the Middle East and Eastern Europe that has effectively I might add bankrupted there own military and Country taking on "little boys" going on 15 years when they will soon be taking on the men they ain't prepared to fuck with along with the rest of the American civilian populous doesn't make much rational sense... But what has these last 14 years!!!
Out of money... Out of time... And in Washington. Out of our fucking minds!!!
You don't want him near anything, trust me. The FBI is supposedly tracking Ritzheimer just like various agencies track ISIS and individual crazy terrorists that always succeed.
A regular citizen cannot follow somebody like Ritzheimer 24-7 to keep him from doing harm and that is precisely why provacateurs work so well. At this rate he will become the poster child for the disarmament of US citizens. I would expect this to get worse.
Ten bucks says he ate the bag of gummie dicks later.
MsN
I agree. But it really makes no difference whether it's another "psy-ops" (Washington facilitated) or not.
After the SOTU and what actually passed for legitimate in the MSM from a mentally unstable leader with access to one of the biggest nuclear arsenals in the World you would either have to be suffering from the tertiary stages of Alzheimer's or had a frontal lobotomy or (both) not to be severely panicked by what we heard Wednesday evening. Even if you were "lit" with antidepressants and booze you don't have an excuse at this point after what we heard out of the mouth of POTUS!
If this could only be presented on CNN, NBC and FOX what difference it might make... But we're talking about the American people aren't we!
http://investmentwatchblog.com/celente-reveals-what-youre-not-being-told...
Celente... Fucking hack. He's like Nostradumbass. Predict EVERYTHING 10,000 times and you'll get something right. He keeps yapping and yapping and yapping (sorry predicting) with no luck. Another 7,251 predicitons to go and he might actually hit something!
You're right "a"
Common sense, antidepressants "crack" and lots of booze tells us everything is going to be okay...
Because when you have svengali(s) at the helm like Stan Fischer, Janet Yellen and the gang at "Squawk Box" you're in the presence of truly gifted "Shylock"!...
Alphahammer is an exceedingly annoying 19 week troll, just so you know. Pretty sure your already did.
When life hands you a bag full of dicks make dickade. Pretty sure that's how that one goes.
Add some coloring, some salt, a nice label and maybe you could pass it off as a sports drink. BONERAIDE??
One day you might even be able to do an IPO?
For the record, I would've eaten the bag o' dicks. Regardless of what shape gummies come in... those shits are delicious.