"This One Is A Bag Of Dicks": America Answers Oregon Militia's Plea For "Supplies"
Shortly after Ammon Bundy and a handful of armed militiamen “seized” a remote bird sanctuary to protest the imprisonment of a rancher and his son for setting fire to federal land, the group appealed to “patriotic” Americans to send supplies.
Initially, Bundy said his followers were prepared to occupy the building “for years” if they had to if it meant securing the release of Dwight Hammond and his son Steven and forcing the federal government to reimagine laws around land rights. As a reminder, the group is apparently attempting to force the issue of land control back into the national consciousness with a kind of ad hoc, haphazard rekindling of the Sagebrush Rebellion.
Shortly after Bundy suggested that the standoff could last “years”, it became apparent that the group might not have packed enough supplies.
Before you knew it, Jon Ritzheimer - the same Jon Ritzheimer who, in a YouTube video addressed to his family, cries while clutching a small paperback copy of the Constitution on the way to explaining why it’s necessary to commandeer a tiny building in the middle of nowhere - took to Facebook to ask for "cold weather socks, snacks, energy drinks, equipment for cold weather, snow camo, gear, and anything you think will help."
Well as it turns out, some “sympathizers” did indeed have ideas about “what would help.”
“The occupiers, who took over buildings at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge on Jan. 2 in the latest conflict over the U.S. government's control of land in the West, had been hoping for snacks, fuel and warm clothes when they provided sympathizers with a local mailing address,” Reuters notes. “Instead, as they angrily showed online, they received sex-related toys and food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal law enforcement agents who have kept watch from a distance.”
Yes, “food that would be of little use as they braced for a long standoff with federal agents.” Food like “a bag of penis-shaped candies,” or as Jon Ritzheimer puts it in an angry new video, “this one was really funny, a bag o' dicks.”
Watch below as Jon loses his cool with an American public he's trying so desperately to "help".
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Hey, don't look a gift dick in the mouth.
There's nothing I like better than to watch some fat-fuck waddle his fat ass across the landscape pretending that he's the Patriots new messiah...that Camo aint gonna do anything except make you stand out like a pile of cow shit on the wind swept plains of Oregon you fuktard..gotta be a "head-shot" 'cause that blubber just gushes.
Get some frakkin jobs you fratboys and as for the latent one in the matching Gucci Earmuffs..in the words of Hickey, "you got a real purty mouth" You fukkin losers better acquire a taste for "Long Pig" or you're gonna be hungry right soon because nobody out here in the "real" world is on your side.
Someone smarter than me once said "choose your fights wisely" apparently you missed that day.
Hope you're cold tonight, Winter? She's just gettin' started...I give you 60 days before you cave....lets have one of those looooong drawn out Rainy snowy rainy snowy rainy snowy Oregon winters followed up with some reallly cold winds...then they'll pry those guns from your cold,..dead,...fingers...really.
Actually, in 60 days, you pussies will all be in some "confinement" center sipping Cocoa discussing the "Constitution" and "States Rights" in your middle school fashion whilst trying to elect a new secretary for your pathetic Club.
Can't take a hint huh?, Even the owners didn't want your "help".
http://starvinlarry.com/2016/01/10/from-carol-bundy-how-you-can-help-the-patriots-in-oregon/
Sounds like a trap to me. If they could not put together a couple hundred dollars of food stuff into their plan, their plan is deeply flawed. And urging others to contribute is asking people to aid and abet in what is being construed as a crime. Traps are set every where and this is one of them. 911 truth is the answer to USA's problem. Reparations from Miseryell, Saudi Arabia and confiscation of the Rothschild fortune would answer every problem America. Finding a courtroom where Justice is Served is no where to be seen, so this side show is hardly worth being labelled a dissenter over.
Yeah 911 truth has gone so far in 15 yrs, kinda like JFK truth 50 yrs and counting.
Bundy Ranch did a good job of keeping the infiltrators out. I'm sure they know very
well that can and will be attempted by the Feds.
To be honest, I have been very suspicious of these so called patriots simply for the fact that they claim to represent the best interests of the UNtied States. If they had been calling for seccession then I might care. It appears that they have missed the point in many regards. Ritzheimer says to come out there and "Stand up for your country.". What country? Why would we want to keep such a country as we live in now?
Mr. Ritzheimer, I have some bad news for you. You won't get any support unless you wise up and change tactics. It concerns me that you did not plan ahead and now ask for help. You picked your fight so show the rest of us why we should care? There are a hundred or more other reasons why we might care. The number one reason we will not show up is that you still seem to support the very notion of the existence of the state that you are bitching against.
Here is the deal Ritzheimer, if we come out there the first person to die is going to be you. You are a liability.
We should all remember that the Boston Tea Party was pretty much opposed.
The longer they hold out the more successful they will be in their cause.
No it wasn't. A crowd of hundreds stood on the docks and watched it happen. And not one of them was willing to testify as to the identity of the participants.
The Coercive Acts were passed to, well, coerce Boston into promising to behave and pay for the tea. They were resisted throughout the colonies, which sent vast amounts of supplies to help Boston hold out against the economic blockade inflicted by the Boston Port Act.
You guys need to stop getting your history off of various websites run by self-appointed experts and look at actual books every once in a while.
"Yo, dey was Indians... Dey all looks alike to me, right Vinnie?"
"Yeah. I got yer Indians right heah." (laughs, grabs crotch).
It's a Boston thing. Nobody rats.
I had to laugh at that. I got a friend from Massachusetts who talks just like that when he wants to flaunt his native roots. Otherwise, strictly Crested Butte.
You losers besmirch the term "Patriot"...I'm guessing that not a one of you would silently endure Valley Forge..emphasis on "silently" as you sit in your cold, hungry encampment tonight, I'd bet there's a lot of Bitchin' right now,...beseeching your fellow starving citizens to cough up some dough for your ridiculous charade..where's the Fife and Drum Corps keeping your spirits high? Fill your stomachs with Patriotism.. slackers!
Into the Breach you shouted!.."to what end" we whimpered?
Where's the spirit of sacrifice..? (btw,You know that "fat guys" always travel with a secret stash of goodies..(Provisions they call 'em) but it's all for them...no sharing...no sacrifice)...You go hungry,..lose weight....they gain...fool.
Word to the wise, in war, every fat guy that eats is 3 skinny guys that starve... Think Napoleon ever missed a meal?
Every Fatboy in leadership is a "Leader" that doesn't share... You seem to have a LOT of fat "Leaders"..a lot...doesn't a Whopper "heavy everything" sound good right now?..and some Fries? HaHa stomachs growling now heh?
Ah, blah blah blah. Who are these guys? There are a couple thousand of us who, for a decade for some including me, have been sharing links and spreading news. Never heard of these guys before. The only place I have seen them are on YT clips. Sorry but by now, we know who is who and for a handful of men to take on the entire fucking US govt alone looks like a SET UP. And is it not the first. Forget the MUZZIES. The end of the money trail is in Israel and I see Jewish people in my nightmares.
Here are Americans doing what Americans do best - Striking
100,000 show up after veteran is intentionally struck by a canister with loss of consciousness, and the same "officer" aims and fires when first responders attempt to help him.
The videos are hard to find. The obvious attempt to down play this via skewing numbers or minimizing the impact ("oh look how cute, let them demonstrate, we'll take names and get them later, IOW). Goddam it, there is nothing more terrifying than a mob of people who are angry at a you. Once it begins, it does not stop. 330 million people. Turning black against white, people against cops, Hispanics against everyone, Right v Left, religious beliefs, it'd take a fucking miracle to get on the same page...and see the common enemy, THE BANKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD_iocm9H6E
James Paul Warburg (1896-1969) was the son of Paul Moritz Warburg, and a nephew of both Felix Warburg and Jacob Schiff, both associated with Kuhn, Loeb & Company which financed the Russian Revolution through James’ brother Max, banker to the government of Germany. [2] A world government is a world without borders, national sovereignty, constitutions, privacy, autonomy, individual liberties, religious freedoms, private property, the right to bear arms, the rights of marriage and family and a dramatic population reduction (two thirds). A world government establishes a slave/master environment wherein the state controls everything."
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“The main purpose of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) is promoting the disarmament of U.S. sovereignty and national independence and submergence into an all powerful, one world government.” Chester Ward, Rear Admiral and former Navy Judge Advocate 1956 – 1960 and a CFR member for 15 years. Is his attitude reflective of other military leaders who have also sworn to uphold the Constitution?"
"On February 17, 1950, James Paul Warburg confidently declared to the United States Senate: “We shall have World Government, whether or not we like it. The only question is whether World Government will be achieved by conquest or consent.”
http://www.spingola.com/new_world_order1.htm
“Our main agenda is to have all guns banned of course. We must use whatever means possible. It doesn’t matter if you have to distort facts or even lie. Our task of creating a socialist America can only succeed when those who would resist us have been totally disarmed.” Sarah Brady, 1994
Hey Everybody! Let's Unite!
They should never have acknowledged receiving the sex toys. With their credibility already in question, a message mishandled and unclear, all further efforts are indelibly tainted now. I don't even have to watch the tape to feel embarrassed for the "militia". Bundy had his "racist" statement, and now this.
Restraint is a bitch in tumultuous times. We'll see who has the patience come February.
Of course they should have acknowledged them...they were addressed to the Sanctuary... so they belong to the Government people that worked at the Sanctuary...(Damage Control..hahahaha)... you need me on your staff. Any Bids??..any Bids??..last call, AnyBi#@!##@*s..croak.
The Hammonds don't want you, the locals don't want you, There might be some "Real" Patriots in the neighborhood that will make it clear to you that your lame "grandstanding" might get you some "airtime" but you don't make any difference...at all.
Anybody with a pissants worth of common sense is hoping for an outcome where you all: (choose one)
1 Starve to death and cannibalize each other on the way..
2 Surrender the property for a promise of fair treatment and some candy bars...a lot of candy bars!
3 A WRITTEN summarization of your demands premised upon and pertinent to the Constitution of the USA being published in "credible" printed news outlets (National Enquirer doesn't count..)
4 Take "kings X" ...it didn't really happen...go back to sleep.
I've never seen a picture of a "fat" George Washington...maybe he was always wearing black..
I wonder where the actual supplies sent to them ended up. These are clearly Federal Replacement Supplies designed to discourage them and make them believe that they are without support of any kind.
There are plenty of fellow travellers out there who sympathize with their cause. Isolate, then destroy, right?
Nonsense Tara, any supplies sent to the Fatriots in Oregon were simply "left overs" from the "testing" done during the 1970's in Colorado and Wyoming, Query "MKULTRA", our brothers in Oregon will soon recant and join the fold again...tonight, they are seeing the foolishness of their ways...Grist unto the Mill.
btw, Tarabel, you have excellent "click-bait" not the best but good.
Well, thank you. I've been thinking of making a change but haven't gotten around to it. Maybe I can bump up a spot or two on the list.
stop cross-dressing, I find that trend in here just weird.
what a waste again black children in africa could have eaten that dicks....
No one has fired a shot yet. Why would they need resupply and especially that which they are asking for? The scenario does not make sense. That means it is bullshit. That is what happens when you have a bunch of 20 something CIA/FBI city kids try to dream up a scenario where all of us would just come rushing out of the woodwork. Nice try, work much harder next time CIA/FBI cadets.
Bag of Dicks. .... sent anonymously, you can be very sure.
Where's Cog Dis? The posters here are displaying classic symptoms of Cognitive Dissonance.
They know that they lack the courage to stand with these men, so they have to "destroy them and their cause" ... so as to make their own cowardice palatable to themselves.
Only by painting these men as "Feds", as "losers", as "nut-jobs", can we justify our own inaction.
I agree that Uncle Sam has railroaded the people, but have these turkeys been infiltrated by some FBI agent provocateurs or are they actually this stupid?
(1) Their victims have rolled over without a whimper, don't want their support and have walked into jail.
(2) The town's economy is primarily is supported with tax dollars, both in pay checks and welfare. Those townspeople have made no bones about wishing the patriots would just pack up and go home.
(3) The gang has no discernible list of demands, media savvy or PR relations.
(4) Most of America could not care less about some bird sanctuary in nowhere Oregon, ranchers or a bunch of white guys with guns shooting their mouths off.
In other words, they have made huge tactical blunders and have no winnable strategy.
Refuges alone get 50M visits annually. Access to public land by hunters, fishermen, naturalists, hikers, cyclist etc is part of our lifestyle. Lots of money generated, watersheds and habitat restored. Yeah, let's privatize it all........
Hook, bullet, waffle stomper and feather voyeur subsidies. They all support the tragedy of the commons. If you really want to save the canyons then buy them and protect them from the riff raff subsidized traditionalists.
Buying the canyon doesn't solve the "Tragedy of the Commons", it's more of the same. Don't the ranchers, Feds, voyeurs, all want to save the "canyon"? Who is this mysterious altruistic protector of our resources you're referring to, I have a canyon that needs buying, I trust your judgement......geeeesh.
You complain all day on ZH about the government and when some real men take action you whine like a bunch of crybaby pussies.
This isn't real action though. Real action would be the removal or termination of the people that are making the fucked up laws, rules and regulations that have crippled our rights. This doesn't strike any kind of fear into the government at all. This is a circus show and you can bet your ass the .gov guys are laughing all the way to the bank.
This is, probably, the closest to real action that we'll get.
These clowns are lucky someone before them discovered things like the wheel and fire, because on their own they are prime candidates for multiple Darwin Awards.
When these ‘liberty’ types get into action, the first thought that used to come to my mind was, “Here’s the new Boss; same as the old Boss”.
I was an optimist.
These bozos are even more incompetent than the folks they hope to replace. Now they are trying to “tax” their constituents, and are surprised that they get penis lollipops instead of Angry Man Dinners. Of course they call it ‘support for our cause’, but a rose by any other name…… It’s a form of taxation. They expect others to pay for what the occupiers believe in.
They remind me of the regular guest contributor Brandon Smith. Read his repetitive drivel with an open mind, and you cannot help but realize the guy is a great believer in consensus and ‘liberty’, just so long as everyone agrees with him. Smith is a petty dictator wannabe. HE knows what’s best for you. That he writes well is enough of a siren song to woo the delusional, who think Smith has an answer to anything, and ignore the screaming reality that Smith wouldn’t be any different than any other person in charge, probably worse. The analogy to those who get all weak-kneed over Smith or these Malheur (Bad Time?) Occupiers is Obama voters; they got caught up in the words and the show, and failed to see behind the empty suit, or in the case of the Malheur Morons, the all hat and no cattle thing.
Note that in some of the videos in which the Bundy group has appeared, Bundy is trying to dictate how the lands should be used, with “ranchers and loggers (having) precedence over archeologists”. Says who? The petty dictator, with his own self-serving special interest groups.
As poorly as the current crop of world leaders run the show, they look like Solomon compared to Bundy’s Bunglers. No thanks. I’ll take my chances with what we have, because I know the limits of their need to control, and I have found ways to evade it. As bad as they are, I have no doubt that Bundy---or Brandon Smith---are control freaks even more determined to impose their will than what now passes for government. Those who think Bundy and Smith would be different are primed to be the New Sheeple. There are no heroes.
Groucho Marx once quipped he would never belong to a club that would accept him as a member. Perhaps he should have said he would never support anyone who sought to be a leader.
Yes, this is a discordant note in the echo chamber of ZH. I guess I’m not smitten with the New Boss any more than the Old Boss. There are no heroes.
Bundys -The public land Taliban, destroying the people's refuges and dictating access. St. Clair had an article about the Hammonds questioning hunters on public land near them.
I'm often in Catron County, aka cartoon county, another hotbed of these yahoos. While meandering thru the NF back roads while back I stopped to take in the scenery when some ranch hand on horseback comes galloping up to me. I made sure I laid my SR9 on the hood within reach before he pulled up, we had a very short and polite exchange. Nobody but a game warden should bother you on public land and that's only if you're carrying rod or rifle.
If we're waiting for a Patton or a Washington to lead the resistance, we will undoubtedly be disappointed. But I give full marks to those who are sufficiently impassioned to get off their dead asses and do SOMETHING. More than I can say for the majority of lazy cowards.
Extra credit for Angry Man Dinners.
"Now with a larger serving of Vitriol!"
I'm guessing if your ancestors ever saw a fight, it was through a window.
These militia types seem like the Good, moderate rebels that John McCain likes to Crow about.
Maybe the Russians or Chinese will give them monetary, military training, and other support in their bid to topple an oppressive regime.
Goose meet Gander.
SUPPLIES DELIVERED
1) One Large Bag Of 1970 Pornos - with the money shots edited out. Any Tits shots the nipples are covered with Sanders for Pres stickers.
2) A Case Of "Viagra" - with Salt Peter disguised as a blue pill.
3) 3 Cases of Old Milwaukee Beer - from 2011.
4. A Pallet of MRE's - found in a bunker in Saigon.
5) 16 Sacks of Shit
6) A Bar of Soap
Your Friends,
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I am so sick of these "constitution defenders". Question; was George Washington, Founding Father that he was, all about the constitution? Hmmmm, bet so. Well let me tell you, old George would have kicked these guys asses by now with US troops. How can I be so sure? CAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DID TO THE WHISKEY REBILLIONERS.
The only thing that I could think of that they could use, would be a White Flag and a stick to hang it from.
Me?, I'm warm, fat and sassy...Turkey sandwich with extra mayo and some home made whole Cranberry sauce...I'd send you some but in case you didn't notice, you're Under Siege...by the..WHOLE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!! ...Helloooo, anybody home?
Have they shut the power off yet?? how about the water?? wait until they hook-up the stereo...you'll love listening to a reprise of those wonderful tunes from the 1990's Seattle Grunge scene..Nirvana anyone?..at a thousand decibels..be sure to get photos of everybody dancing just before they "Curt Cobain" themselves..
So hang that flag out and get your asses home!! Game's about to start... -Dangle
The Washington Post has gotten ahold of Ritzheimer so if there was any credibility left to this movement it just went bye bye.
“He’s come out of nowhere to become the anti-Muslim movement’s hateful poster child,”
"He often comes across as literally unhinged. He’s rabid about everything."
Anti-government activists, she said, are not typically big fans of Muslims — but Islam isn’t “their No. 1 beef.”
“We don’t see much overlap between these causes,” she said. “Anti-government activists are usually focused on gun rights or federal land policies, or they don’t believe the federal government should be able to collect taxes.”
But Ritzheimer, she said, “is up there saying things like ‘we’re going to fight to the death.’ He’s taken his crazy from one world to the next.”
Just look at this loser. Is this the leader to free the American people... I think not.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/01/05/why-a-notorious-anti-islam-radical-turned-on-the-federal-government-in-oregon/
The most disturbing is the comments on this article from the left that are screaming for violence. My gay neighbor called for the Bundy family to be killed from the air with a drone. So who is unhinged?
My area the left are tattooed from ear to ear with nose bull rings and giant holes in their pierced earlobes and green joker hair. They wear what looks like Halloween costumes 365 days a year. The male bums have beards and wear women's dresses. Gays walk around nude and in leather jockstraps. And they talk about this guys tattoos. Ha the left hypocrites are still at work.
Many in here, including yourself, talk like government agents and propagandists. You find one guy dig into his record, which is minor stuff anyway, and hold him up to be the entire movement. The government is trying to put these ranchers out of business and you are next down the road. I am ashamed of you people calling yourselves Americans.
And it gets better again. I am sure about all of these accusations about all of these guys lying about military service but this site appears to have an authentic FOA report from the military on Ritzheimers buddy from AZ "Blaine".
His name isn't Blaine for starters and there maybe a good reason why he changed it.
"But, in fact, Blaine Cooper is not his real name. His real name is Stanley Blaine Hicks, and he changed it to Blaine Cooper in 2006–the Hollywood screen name of Jesse Ventura’s character in the 1987 movie “Predator.” It was that same year that Stanley Blaine Hicks failed to show up for his signed agreement to serve in the U.S. Marine Corps and changed his name to Blaine Cooper."
They are also claiming that:
"Under his real name, Hicks has at least 16 felonies arrests, according to Arizona court records. These include supplying Liquor to a minor; falsifying reports to police; Criminal damage; Assault with intent of reckless injury; Failure to appear; Intimidation/harassment/threats by phone; Assault; Disorderly conduct; Threats with intent to injure; Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon with intent to injure; Kidnapping; Unlawful imprisonment; Aggravated assault; Disorderly conduct; Interference with judicial hearing; Criminal damage; and Contributing to the delinquency of a minor."
http://www.nate-thayer.com/heavily-armed-oregon-patriots-lied-about-actual-military-combat-service/
Interesting followup reporting from the Washington Post in re supplies needed and received.
Plus new arrivals in camp.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/‘these-buildings-will-never-ever-return-to-the-federal-government’/ar-BBohQPJ?li=BBnb7Kz
Oops. Looks like you'll have to plow through the MSN link to find it. I'll look for the original.