The State Of Our Denial Is Strong

Tyler Durden's picture




 

Well, things did 'change'...

 

 

Source: Townhall.com

4.923075
Your rating: None Average: 4.9 (26 votes)
 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:24 | 7059390 Big Corked Boots
Big Corked Boots's picture

Actually, most 'Muricans are apathetic.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:58 | 7059497 Urban Roman
Urban Roman's picture

Somebody's peddling something.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:34 | 7059632 Arnold
Arnold's picture

With container, rail and truck traffic down...

U R A Genus..

 

http://clevercycles.com/bicycles/cargo

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 21:49 | 7060338 Never One Roach
Never One Roach's picture

Sanders proposes tax hike to pay for universal health care

 

 

http://news.yahoo.com/sanders-proposes-tax-hike-pay-universal-health-car...

 

He surely has my vote......

 

 

NOT!

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 23:07 | 7060529 I reckon so
I reckon so's picture

odd..... every state has an "English" word, where the hell are the mexi-spanglish descriptors??  doesn't matter, those f*ckers are all "happy" anyways

 

press "2" for some other damn language than English my ass

Mon, 01/18/2016 - 01:39 | 7060777 Keyser
Keyser's picture

I believe "pissed off" would be a better description for Texas... 

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 19:34 | 7059868 Cynicles
Cynicles's picture

Most think everything is just fine - just as the MSM teaches them daily.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 20:03 | 7059971 Boris Alatovkrap
Boris Alatovkrap's picture

In other news, citizenry is rejoice with increase of chocolate ration from 5g/day to 20g/week. Forward Soviet!

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 20:12 | 7059995 The Saint
The Saint's picture

Bad math, comrade.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 20:30 | 7060068 Boris Alatovkrap
Boris Alatovkrap's picture

You are denier of Math of State. You are maybe need of re-education?

Mon, 01/18/2016 - 01:40 | 7060780 Keyser
Keyser's picture

You left out the part where you have to stand in line for 3 hours to get your weekly ration... 

 

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 21:07 | 7060209 WOAR
WOAR's picture

Best math, fellow citizen! Double-plus good, in fact! I checked his work myself!

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 21:15 | 7060228 Tall Tom
Tall Tom's picture

 

 

Anybody who says otherwise is just pandering fiction.

 

Are you pandering fiction, comrade?

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 21:58 | 7060359 Buster Cherry
Buster Cherry's picture

Bad understanding of context Simon Templar, but you may well have been born after Soviet times.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 22:32 | 7060468 maxblockm
maxblockm's picture

You deserve a Million Dollar Bonus!

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:26 | 7059400 Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

Thank GOD Americans are to lazy to stand up and do anything about it!

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:32 | 7059416 joego1
joego1's picture

Wait until there isn't any gas, beer, cigarettes or lotto tickets at the local quickie mart. Then you will see some jet propelled lard asses really moving it.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:51 | 7059480 Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

Pffft... Lottery tickets...

Even when they know that if they would ever win, they'd never get their money, they still stand in line.

What does that tell ya?

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:57 | 7059492 rccalhoun
rccalhoun's picture

thank god or allah?

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:11 | 7059547 dogfish
dogfish's picture

Most of the men in New England want to blow Tom Brady,fuck everything else.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:28 | 7059609 CheapBastard
CheapBastard's picture

Since the average merican iq is 85, and the average weight is 30% over normal, it's no wonder they can't think straight. Even Soweto's right-hand Obamacare man man, Gruber, called Americans "stupid."

 

If they can stay out of FF for a few hours, and put down their iCrap for long enough to vote, hopefully they'll vote for Trump and clean up this mess before Barry imports thousands of "refugees" and/or exports another few hundred thousand middle class jobs overseas.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:32 | 7059625 Handful of Dust
Handful of Dust's picture

I'm guessing they left off "jobless" after each title since that's all 57 states.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:32 | 7059626 nmewn
nmewn's picture

One slight correction...

"Even Soweto's right-hand Obamacare man man, Gruber, called Americans "stupid."

...he called anyone who voted for O'Tard and by extension ObamaCare stupid.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 20:13 | 7059998 Handful of Dust
Handful of Dust's picture

I wish you were right; but he didn't differentiate. Proiblem is, he's right!

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 19:40 | 7059884 Crush the cube
Crush the cube's picture

It's going to take a much lower IQ to believe Trump can clean up this mess.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 20:16 | 7060010 Never One Roach
Never One Roach's picture

You got it bro!

 

That fellow bragging about The Donald is short of insane.

 

I'm sticking with the Dems. Their platform of higher taxes, more illegals, more refugees, and more H1B visas and an even bigger government....

 

What's not to like about them?!

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:59 | 7059495 The Merovingian
The Merovingian's picture

Oregon isn't confused, it is in full blown denial.

Everyone is still shocked, shocked I tell you that Dukakis didn't win versus Bush Sr.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:13 | 7059556 GhostOfDiogenes
GhostOfDiogenes's picture

"
Everyone is still shocked, shocked I tell you that Dukakis didn't"

This is the mentality of Colorado as well.

Like the south but more ignorant, if possible.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:36 | 7059636 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Pretty sure New Yorkers voted for Hillary!, De Blasio, Bloomberg, Schumer and Cuomo.

Who's ignorant now?

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 19:32 | 7059858 GhostOfDiogenes
GhostOfDiogenes's picture

Florida elected both shrub and the chimp.

After that....florida doubled down on stupid by electing rick scott, corporate scum bag right wing christian idiot.

When it comes down to it, most politicians in fla work for drug cartels.

Its a clusterfuck of stupid.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 20:18 | 7060022 Never One Roach
Never One Roach's picture

Rick Scott who ran Columbia HCA...pure scum.

 

Rick Scott 'oversaw the largest Medicare fraud in the nation’s history,' Florida Democratic Party says

 

http://www.politifact.com/florida/statements/2014/mar/03/florida-democra...

 

HCA whistleblower revives claim that Scott knew of fraud

 

http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/hca-whistleblowe...

 

 

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 22:56 | 7060513 Hitlery_4_Dictator
Hitlery_4_Dictator's picture

At least Texas is trying to do something about it. 

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:00 | 7059506 worbsid
worbsid's picture

EBT cards gone, SHTF time.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:03 | 7059519 greenskeeper carl
greenskeeper carl's picture

exactly. Thats the day its going to suck to be in or near a major metropolitan area. Another one of those times I will regret cancelling the satellite service.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:31 | 7059620 I need more asshats
I need more asshats's picture

"Too lazy to do anything"

Actually on my last trip to the states from Canada where I live, I saw a lot of human sign holders littering the streets. Some asking for jobs, money, will prepare my taxes, are angry at government, entice me to purchase tacos.

Lot's of up/mobile people wagging their signs.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:40 | 7059654 Spiritof42
Spiritof42's picture

By their standards voting is doing something.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 20:11 | 7059992 o r c k
o r c k's picture

I'm "afraid" that's true.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:28 | 7059403 ebworthen
ebworthen's picture

I don't see "FURIOUS!' anywhere.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:50 | 7059476 de3de8
de3de8's picture

Not a single pissed off

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:57 | 7059490 Urban Roman
Urban Roman's picture

Texas should read 'Pissed'.

(Except maybe Austin)

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:30 | 7059615 CheapBastard
CheapBastard's picture

There's moar "Obama" bumper stickers in Austin then in SF.

 

And there's no moar LA people in Austin, then in LA!

 

It's a cesspool there.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 20:21 | 7060030 Never One Roach
Never One Roach's picture

Austin is now one of the most dangerous and polluted AND congested cities in Texas. Austin was rated as "one of the most congested cities in America."

 

Report: Austin highway among most congested in country

 

http://keyetv.com/news/local/worst-bottlenecks-along-ih-35-in-austin

 

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 22:58 | 7060517 Hitlery_4_Dictator
Hitlery_4_Dictator's picture

Austin is a total shithole. This is coming form someone who lived in CA. Of course I was smart enough to avoid Austin when I moved to TX. 

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:59 | 7059501 Tejano
Tejano's picture

How about just plain disgusted?

Mon, 01/18/2016 - 03:19 | 7060847 Which way to th...
Which way to the beach's picture

How about screwed, blued and tattoed?

 

Bubbles

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:44 | 7059408 homebody
homebody's picture

Most mericans too stoned to get up.  Drug imports off the chart.  By the truck load from our southern friends.

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:30 | 7059409 economessed
economessed's picture

OMG, they sold Alaska and Hawaii!!!!!

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:31 | 7059411 Bollixed
Bollixed's picture

It's a 1958 map...

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 18:08 | 7059523 KesselRunin12Parsecs
KesselRunin12Parsecs's picture

Where are the other 9 states?

 

PS... They didn't sell Hawaii... Obama went there on a vacation and the weight of his entourage made the island tip over and fall into the sea (LIKE GUAM)

Sun, 01/17/2016 - 17:31 | 7059412 goldandsilverguy
goldandsilverguy's picture

What happened to the "everything is AWESOME" meme?

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!