Are You A Sexually Frustrated Rapefugee In Germany? This Cartoon's For You

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Last week, we brought you two cartoons designed by European authorities to help “teach” Mid-East refugees what sort of behavior is acceptable at public venues.

The first was a flyer created in Austria that Switzerland intends to distribute ahead of the upcoming Lucerne carnival. The leaflet outlines a number of acceptable behaviors such as shaking hands and mediating arguments while making it clear with giant red Xs that flying into a blind rage and open-hand slapping women and children isn’t something that’s generally tolerated in polite society.

The second was a highly amusing cartoon strip given to refugees “who may have never swum in a public pool before.” As you can see, frowned upon behavior includes pushing women into the pool, drowning others, springing from the side of the pool onto a screaming blonde, and of course, creeping up behind women and touching their behinds.

All of this comes as Europeans are rapidly losing their patience with politicians who have supported the resettlement of the millions of asylum seekers who have inundated the bloc from the war-torn Mid-East. A series of sexual assaults by men of “Arab origin” on New Year’s Eve quickly became a bloc-wide scandal and earlier this month, one small German town banned adult male refugees from the public pool.

Now, with Angela Merkel’s support falling faster than Chinese stocks the morning after a tripped market circuit breaker, Germany has released a new integration safety guide for refugees called “Germany and its People.” Highlights are below.

According to the presentation, the first thing you want to do if you're a migrant is to avoid looking shady, which means making eye contact when you meet people.

You should also dress up in a suit and go around shaking hands and telling people your name.

You're also reminded that being homosexual isn't punishable by death in Germany.

And that street brawls are discouraged.

And no, it's still not ok to beat small children.

Finally, there's the obligatory nod to unwelcome behind grabbing.

In case that isn't helpful enough, there's also a guidebook which provides a series of helpful pointers for refugees looking to blend into Western European society. Here are some excerpts:

  • Welcome to Germany! This guide will provide you with information about the country you now find yourself in. It has been designed in response to common questions asked by refugees.
  • You should knock on the door before you go in.
  • Urinating in public can be an offense. Public toilets (WCs) are available in most places. WCs usually have toilet paper, but not a bidet. It is perfectly OK to throw toilet paper into the toilet. Don’t throw it into the waste bin. 
  • So you are free to believe whatever you like, but you are also expected to accept that other people may believe in another God or nothing at all.
  • It is common for couples of the same or different sex to show affection in public. This includes holding hands and sometimes kissing or cuddling in public. This is accepted and acceptable behavior. This should just be ignored.
  • Staring at other people is considered impolite.
  • If a person tells you to leave them alone, you should leave them alone immediately.
  • It is perfectly OK not to drink alcohol and many Germans do not drink any alcohol at all either. If you are offered an alcoholic drink, you can always say “nein, danke” if you don’t want it.

Check back in six months to find out whether Germany's efforts to acclimate its 1.1 million (and counting) new inhabitants have been successful.

In the mean time, one Twitter user was kind enough to make his own cartoon series depicting things Westerners should avoid doing when visiting the Mid-East:

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Fri, 01/22/2016 - 17:57 | 7083466 Haus-Targaryen
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It would be funny if it wasn't so sad ... 

Wait ... these cartoons are funny, because they are so sad.  

Spoiler alert: That 1.1 million won't integrate.   The real question is ... how many millions more will Germany take before they throw Merkel out and start deportations en masse

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 17:57 | 7083469 Father Thyme
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Diversity + Proximity = War

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:00 | 7083474 jm
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Just wait until Oktoberfest.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:04 | 7083489 Truther
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Whoaaaa. A long long wait.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:10 | 7083515 Boris Alatovkrap
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If you are read Qu'ran, is read like some rape-porn novel. Unbelievable it is. So, maybe like Boris, you are have Muslim friend and say "but Ahmed, he is nice man, is not problem with uncontrol emotion" or "is moderate Muslim", then like Boris, you are inquire, and Ahmed is never actual read Qu'ran. Read Qu'ran and you are understand moderate Islam is NOT Islam, because moderate Muslim is not actually submit to teaching of Mohammed.

... but what is Boris knowing?

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:16 | 7083529 Baron Munchausen
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Yes. And then theres the tanakh/torah.

Same shit, but because its sacred to joose and Xians, the batshit there gets a pass.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:21 | 7083551 Boris Alatovkrap
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You are maybe confuse "Torah" and "Talmud", "Judaism" and "Rabbinicism". Maybe you are not tell difference between Shia and Sunni, Pharisee and Sadducee either?

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:27 | 7083574 Baron Munchausen
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Nope. Plenty of violence in the torah. I guess you are confused. And 'judaism' is now rabbinical /Pharisees.

If you are actually trying to claim all the bad stuff is in the talmud but not torah, you need to do some more research, my friend.

The idea that violence is unique to or particularly associated with islam/muslims is idiotic nonsense mostly promulgated by people who are stunningly unable to judge christians or christianity by the same standard.

As you agree, Im sure.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:32 | 7083595 Xibalba
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You're a confused, tormentented, idiot....aren't you?  Btw...Mohammed was a pedophile (and false prophet).  Ask Aisha.  But you'd rather appeal to base, dog-like, you're not really any better than a dog.  ARF! GO FETCH!  BITCH!

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:35 | 7083606 beemasters
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So there's no Arabic version? What's the point??? Maybe they are not for the refugees? Just sayin'.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 20:25 | 7084006 I need more asshats
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What about those joo rabbais? They suck boycock under the guise of a religious ceremony. How clever...

"The Rabbai" : "come here little Jared, lets get a taste of you. Do you like it like that little Jared?"

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 21:16 | 7084198 Fish Gone Bad
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Panel #3 has a red head?  Are there any red headed Syrians?

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 21:56 | 7084321 Manthong
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Oh, to be young, carefree, muslim of military age, supported by a liberal socialist Europe…

And to have all that liberal white meat within a hand’s grasp.

I can dream. can’t I?


Fri, 01/22/2016 - 22:12 | 7084343 beemasters
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The cartoons are likely not for the Arab refugees. Men holding hands are a common sight in many Arab nations. If they wanted to show the refugees homosexuality was condoned, the cartoon should have been more graphic than that. Again, just sayin'.

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 03:54 | 7085019 TBT or not TBT
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But such an accurate depiction of Muhammed might foment some unpleasantness. 

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 03:56 | 7085021 cookie nookie
Fri, 01/22/2016 - 22:09 | 7084363 TeamDepends
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Frau Merkel BITTE, do NOT feed the locusts!

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 22:29 | 7084420 847328_3527
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The people should continue apply pressure to German businesses by boycottig them or more. Also call their reps and protest in the streets blocking major intersections.


Merkul wants to bring destruction to her nation then the Germans should give this to her.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 22:57 | 7084502 Chris Dakota
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Diversity Jewish weapon of war.

No immigration in USA from 1922-1965 zero

3 Jew congressman pushed through the Open Immigration Act of 1965 to allow any country of origin.

They wanted the door open for 100 yrs.

fucking bastards wanted to kill the host as they have in every country they migrated to.

Here an honest Jew admits it

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 09:21 | 7085291 fleur de lis
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Afroyim v Rusk 1967

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 12:58 | 7085849 11b40
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Gave us a slow death drip for America.

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 11:45 | 7085560 Kirk2NCC1701
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"And to have all that liberal white meat within a hand’s grasp."

They are into "pink slime".

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 20:32 | 7084053 conscious being
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That's why they're using cartoons.

Dear Tylers, I know its entertaining and gets clicks, but aren't you running the same story over and over and over again?

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 22:17 | 7084388 TeamDepends
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It's Friday night, and thus the end of another shit-filled week. Take your laughs where you find them.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:35 | 7083612 Baron Munchausen
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Wow. You left out even trying to claim I was wrong a out something though.

Did you forget when all the foam came out of your mouth?

Who's defending the koran? Not me.

Im just calling people like you ignorant hypocrite cunts.

And rightly so.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:38 | 7083620 Xibalba
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Not foaming, just saying...The crazy prophet mohammed (PBUH) was a pedophile according to your own story, right?  She was a 9 year old girl, never had a period...and he was over 50.  RIGHT???  So you're not a supporter of Hamas?  You'll denounce them right here and now?  Or am I right about you?

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:41 | 7083637 Baron Munchausen
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Why are you talking about hamas? Pages in your hasbara handbook stuck together?


I am not a muslim, or a theist.

See how wound up you got?

It amuses me.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:46 | 7083651 Xibalba
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Why are all of your links initfada and pro-hamas then? ?  You aren't a supporter and will denounce Hamas?  That's all I'm asking you.  I didn't ask you if you were a moslim or a theist, just to denounce a radical religious group called hamas.  No problem if you aren't a mussy...but the fact you didn't is telling.....

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:53 | 7083685 BigDuke6
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Those cartoons are great.

Kept someone socialist in a job.

Will it stop this though?


Fri, 01/22/2016 - 19:03 | 7083730 Tarshatha
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Just start fucking hanging them,

they'll understand by tomorrow.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 19:32 | 7083777 Normalcy Bias
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Somewhere, somehow somebody
Must have kicked you around some
Who knows, maybe you were kidnapped
Tied up, taken away and held for ransom
It don't really matter to me
Everybody's had to fight to be free
You see you don't have to live like a rapefugee
(don't have to live like a rapefugee)

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 20:08 | 7083946 chunga
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I don't understand how these rapefugees are running around doing this shit and apparently getting away with it. I'm no tough guy but if somebody played grab-ass on my wife or daughter I'd lose my temper and spin right the fuck out of control in about 1 second flat.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 20:41 | 7084076 Buckaroo Banzai
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In spite of their inbreeding and stupidity, they have a low, feral cunning. Which means they either attack women in mobs, or only when they are isolated and alone.

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 00:10 | 7084423 847328_3527
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If some rapefugee or anyone I don't consent to grabs my ass he better be ready to take an iron tool across his tibia...for starters. However, it's quite difficult to fight off more then two at a time and it's very depressing to see their police stood there and did not help them and the German men are obviously pussified.

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 03:59 | 7085030 TBT or not TBT
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It is fashionable for them sit down to piss.  No joke:  sitzpinkler.   It's the latest demand from the progtard totalitarians.  

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 12:00 | 7085601 Site
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The term sandnigger applies here, they behave very much like niggers do, attack in packs, assault the weak, elderly and only in greater numbers. As in the Geico comercials, "it's what you do"

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 20:40 | 7084080 noless
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They kill them, or tell them they will, if they're charming they can play it  off as a joke, otherwise they wait outside the house or school, just enough for who they intend to know they're there.


This isn't rocket science, once their pocket of lawlessness is entrenched no one can even fathom the supply lines.


Or maybe white guilt? Can you imagine being a young woman, all the "trusted sources" in the country and world telling you it's your people's fault they got this way? Maybe they do just need a little sympathy, no reason to tell dad.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 20:58 | 7084141 chunga
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No, I can't imagine that at all. I wouldn't let mine go anywhere alone and they wouldn't want to under these circumstances.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 21:58 | 7084327 Father Thyme
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chunga says: "...but if somebody played grab-ass on my wife or daughter..."

Don't deprecate your proper response as being "out of control." You're simply a K-selected male doing his job.

"In nature, a K-selected model of rearing involves a feminine mother, who nurtures offspring and guides them away from danger, combined with a more masculine male who will aggressively confront dangers, so as to protect his family."

r/K Selection Theory
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Fri, 01/22/2016 - 23:03 | 7084523 shovelhead
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I wonder how many taxpayers dollars were wastedt so some pansy in a University could get a grant to study and state the obvious.

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 02:49 | 7084947 FlipFlop
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Age range for victims was 14-66 in Helsinki.

Not only your daughter or wife, but old mother as well could become a victim for these animals' game.

We have also a game where a baseball bat is needed. I am happy to show these bastards how it is played. It is great fun!

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 13:08 | 7085871 11b40
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A can of high powered wasp/hornet killer can work well for multiple attackers. Relatively easy to conceal, too.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:38 | 7083622 Father Thyme
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Xibalba, have you watched The Fountain?

Fountain soundtrack - Xibalba

(Great soundtrack, written by Clint Mansell, played by Kronos Quartet and Mogwai.)

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:40 | 7083636 Xibalba
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yes, and yes.  Hugh Jackman is amazing in it. 

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:46 | 7083650 jm
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Honestly, the Koran is one of the biggest ruses around.

It is pimped out as the words of God, recited to some illiterate camel-thief pedophile rapist.  It is actually just a hodge-podge of "sayings" and "remembrances" of others recalling what Moe said what God said.

In actuality, it is a collection of garbled junk called "classical" Arabic--a form that not even arabic scholars can understand in many cases and no one can really define aside from it being how the Koran is written.  Problem is, no Koran (collected sayings) with any known antiquity contains the same stuff.  the contents vary depending on what the times needed--sometime defining an Arab identity, sometimes legitimizing a state, sometimes Moe was making sure that his tribe would be in charge of the rape theft and murder, sometimes he just needed to cover for his cheating wife. Sometimes come of this crap was omitted in the official version of the times. No kidding.

There is no "Dead Sea Scrolls" to serve as verification.  Quite the opposite.  There's no telling what the "koran" really says.  


Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:57 | 7083692 Xibalba
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Kaaba is a Hindu temple.  They don't even have original names for their idols, they have to borrow others.

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 18:57 | 7083709 jm
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Most muslims don't even know this. islam conditions all their serfs for blind memorization and acceptance of the party line.  No critical thinking allowed.


Fri, 01/22/2016 - 19:03 | 7083727 Baby Bladeface
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Sounds like US educational systems...

Fri, 01/22/2016 - 19:44 | 7083858 Miffed Microbio...
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Beat me to it.

I was amazed at the throngs of copious note takers when I was in college. Innocuous maybe but in the right conditions I wondered where it could lead. In Man's Search for Meaning Viktor Frankl said the inmates of concentration camps were often more dangerous than the guards.


Fri, 01/22/2016 - 20:58 | 7084140 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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Well, the first thing any little kid learns to do in any public education system (to start their day), is to 'Pledge Allegiance to the Flag'... It pretty much doesn't get any better after that...

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