Bill Clinton: "Sometimes I Wish We Weren't Married"

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Yesterday it was the irony of "sexist" Sanders' claims. Today, Hillary's husband is at it again - making headlines for all the wrong reasons...

As NBCNews reports, in his last appearance before the primary here on Tuesday, former President Bill Clinton said he wishes "sometimes" that he wasn't married to Hillary Clinton because then he could speak more freely.

"Sometimes when I am on a stage like this, I wish that we weren't married, then I could say what I really think," Bill Clinton said before introducing his wife at a rally.

 

He quickly 'saved' himself but adding - just a week ahead of Valentine's Day that - "I don't mean that in a negative way. I am happy."

 

At a rally earlier Monday in Manchester, in an apparent response to the attention his comments received, Bill Clinton admitted he had to be more cautious with his words.

 

"The hotter this election gets, the more I wish I were just a former president and, just for a few months, not the spouse of the next one because, you know, I have to be careful what I say."

With the latest polls showing Hillary Clinton trailing Sanders by 10 or more points in the Granite State, some might argue Bill is doing more harm than good.

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Tue, 02/09/2016 - 10:55 | 7161311 Syrin
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HILLARY FOR PRISON 2016 !!

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 10:56 | 7161322 Cognitive Dissonance
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Mouth meet foot....again and again and again.

Though this might just be the most truthful statement Bill has ever made.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 10:59 | 7161341 NidStyles
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Sometimes I wish I never heard the name Clinton...

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:06 | 7161365 Miles Ahead
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Well... not really a slip, as he and she lead separate lives anyway.  She's a dyke and he's a serial womanizer.  Perhaps sterile as claimed as he has never fathered any children, yes?

So he was sincere in his context; he has no restraints on his sexcapades... none. 

Spoke with him at length by the way in Beijing.  Just he and I and my buddy.  Again briefly in Bangkok.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:14 | 7161404 Winston Churchill
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I wish he was a widower ..

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:26 | 7161457 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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^^^Comment of the YEAR award nominee^^^

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:33 | 7161477 Pool Shark
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"Sometimes I Wish We Weren't Married"

"Sometimes"????!!!!

 

[Bill is lying again...]

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:42 | 7161507 Craptain Pimpcrash
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"

 

Hillary was ok keeping Top Secret nat'l security on her server by a toilet, but she wouldn't use it to store her speeches given to Wall St."

-Razor

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 12:50 | 7161793 Chris Dakota
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You aren't married, you never were married.

Even Chelsea is not his bio child.

I think Bill is sterile had syphilis too many times.

That's why no woman he raped ever claimed he fathered a child.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 12:59 | 7161838 SuperRay
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"I never had sex with that woman..."

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 13:20 | 7161951 Lost My Shorts
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Chelsea sure looks like a cross between Bill and Hillary.

But they made it up to her with millions of dollars and lots of connections.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:42 | 7161511 CheapBastard
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Many Dem voters polled in NH say if bernie does not get chosen, then they will switch to Trump as opposed to voiting for the Hildebeast.

 

Alot of people seem to dislike her intensely, even in her own party.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 12:41 | 7161732 orez65
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"Bill is lying again"

It depends on your definition of "sometimes".

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 13:05 | 7161458 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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Instant twitchy click of the YEAR award nominee

<--- whereby I even downvoted myself

 

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:24 | 7161447 RAT005
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The Locals in Arkansas say: Bill has children, Chelsea just isn't one of them. 

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 13:06 | 7161883 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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<---Ellie Mae Clampett

<--- The Goldman Jew dick sucking Chelsenator

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:24 | 7161449 SgtShaftoe
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What did you talk about during your meeting?  Did he reveal any detail on who he really works for?

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:03 | 7161366 New England Patriot
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Sometimes?

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:07 | 7161381 Mr. Universe
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Sometimes, I hope that they get everything that is coming to them. However you have to wonder, how happy could anyone be if they had married Hillary?

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:16 | 7161409 Miles Ahead
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how happy could anyone be if they had married Hillary?

Are you kidding?  A lez partner who saves you the trouble of having to really marry so you can carry on with your political career in Arkansas, then D.C.?  Who knows, I'm sure there were a few 2v1 going on back in the day don't 'cha think?  I mean... Arkansas...?  Come on.

He ain't a Rhodes Scholar for nothing man.  He did it right.  The True Purely Political Union. 

The first NSA.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:07 | 7161379 JRobby
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Bill should be able to do 60psi just blowing some idiot wind out his gaper no?

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:23 | 7161444 Skiprrrdog
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60psi and about 5000 scfm...

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 12:01 | 7161578 MissCellany
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He never inhaled...but exhaling, now, that's different.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 10:59 | 7161343 nevadan
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A Freudian slip.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 13:17 | 7161936 TradingIsLifeBrah
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I wish I was married to her if only so I could tell her what I really think...

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 16:21 | 7162164 tenpanhandle
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Interesting wish there Brah.  Personally, I wish I had a blowtorch so I could burn my pecker off.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:01 | 7161348 J S Bach
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When will this sweet couple be sent to the dung-heap of history along with the Bush's?  Does it never end?  My eyes hurt reading about them and seeing their ugly faces.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:02 | 7161364 ShorTed
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I'm with you on this Mr. Bach, immediately won't be soon enough.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:30 | 7161421 Steroid
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"When will this sweet couple be sent to the dung-heap of history along with the Bush's? "

When Lincoln and FDR get there.

Face it,(Americans) US citizens adore power.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 18:24 | 7162581 vollderlerby
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Didn't the pilgrims get out of England to get away from a hereditary succession "right", aka Dynasty?  We're back in the Bush / Clinton dynasty. Only interrupted by 8 years of Obozo because The Hildebeast is such an insufferable cunt.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:11 | 7161388 janus
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Fret not, William...when the marriage is more malaise than mirth, just spin the ole rolodex to "E", thumb to epstein, pull out the "jeffery" tab, hop on the gulf stream IV; and in no time flat you'll be landing in the 'virgin' islands (and, bitchez, if y'all think it's just a coincidence that jeffery's blackmail-mill was domiciled in the 'virgin' islands you lack a sense of humor and fail to understand just how cavalier and in-your-face these folks are.  they're all like...yup, we're gonna fuck your virgin daughters, send your sons to die in war, steal your pension, poison your food, hijack your healthcare and make you pay to hear us stump for another term to extend it all).

http://pagesix.com/2015/01/24/sex-slave-claims-bill-clinton-visited-epst...

they're doing this shit right in your face, bitchez.  they laugh at you.  there are crack-pipes on the whitehouse xmas tree.  camp david would make caligula blush.

all on your dime.

and why, pray tell, would you ever want to end your marriage.  have you forgotten that neat-o little provision of our law...the one where spouses can't be compelled to testify...no, i didn't think you had.

they're doing this right in your face.

go democracy!

janus

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:25 | 7161439 WillyGroper
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@janus,

being global in scope is truely daunting.

i don't wish ill on anyone, but no tears would be shed should they die in a fire.

this lady was abused by both tricky Dick & Billy Graham.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zln_Nq-1C0c

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 12:29 | 7161689 janus
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WG,

the sufferings and psychological trauma resulting from the pervasive sexual abuse of the recent past are beyond reckoning.  there were several things at play magnifying it all to the most grotesque and obscene proportions.  first of all, they'd warped their sense of morality in ways that are very difficult to comprehend.  most people won't talk about this, but 'dr.' kinsey had charts documenting the intervals, intensity and duration of orgasms.  this is in itself lurid enough, but when you check the chart's legend and see that the 'experiments' (all in the name of 'science', of course) were conducted on infants as young as nine months and for all age groups all the way up, the person of decency is paralyzed with nausea and shudders in disbelief...how could one indulge such evidently depraved conduct and call it 'science'?  what demon was at work in this sociopathic deviant from bloomington?

kinsey solicited the field trials and notes of a fellow deviant, pederast and pervert.  i believe his name was mr. green (alias, i'm sure).  mr. green worked for the department of the interior and was from one of 'those' families.  meaning, he worked for some deep-state agency (probably something beyond the CIA or anything anyone's ever heard of...there are such groups).  his career subsisted in his traveling from town to town finding vulnerable children, subjecting them to some form of mesmerism and then raping them.  this is all documented and admitted by kinsey himself; only, instead of pornographic and obscene narratives of rape and pederasty, it was converted to 'science' by the sanction of academia.  kinsey and dr. green later developed a rather 'intimate' relationship while comparing notes.  kinsey was in awe of this mr. green.  the master mesmerist is skilled in transfixing simple-minded barbituate addicts with awe and stupefaction.  (p.s. stay off of behavior modifying prescription drugs at all costs...unless you want to be transfixed by mesmerists, that is).

anyway, you couple this kind of "sexual liberation" informed of the most modern, solid-state 'science' of the day with the sincere belief that rules truly don't apply to you -- that you are some sort of demi-god floating in the ether beyond the simple strata of good & evil -- well, the abuser ends in thinking he's doing his victim some measure of good.  it's not called perversion for no reason.  remember, even the most evil think that what they do nets some discernible good.  every person rationalizes every behavior they engage in.  i'll go so far as to say that rationalization is apriori of all action -- good or evil.  hell, nambla is founded on the earnest belief that middle aged men and pre-pubescent boys form the most sublime of all available intimacies.  they really do believe this shit.  

this is a crazy, fubared world, WG...an old afghani once told me casually (through a translator) in response to some comment i'd made about beautiful women, "women for babies, boys for pleasure and for extacy, a goat."  i felt like murdering him on the spot.  

this is one of my all-time favorite quotes from Christ (and i think i've quoted it before, and this time won't be the last)...it's certainly my favorite in reference to tptb:

"if the light that is in you is darkness; how great then is that darkness?"

and again...

"all that was done in the dark will be brought to the light."

the revelations that are emerging about everyone from billy graham (and the rumors about the 'reverend' graham are (at least from what i hear) true), {if you want to read about a comically depraved preacher, look into oral roberts} to MLK, to JFK, to...hell...almost all of em.  in fact, if somebody goes down, that's a good sign that they were relatively innocent.  the veneer is rubbing off the amorican mythos.  from it's moral superiority, to its majesty to its invincibility...all of thinning to nothing.  whitewashed tombstones one and all; one and all cavities of rot and decay and filth.

pop some corn, melt the butter and bring on the apocalypse (which simply means, 'revelation of truth').  here's a ZH janus classic to inaugurate the fall of all that is wicked and ignoble:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWYVGiPEEpc

and here's the newest act upon whom i stamp the official seal of janus-grade quality and superlativeness.  pasting a single song on the Hedge is one thing.  it's my attempt to share something special with y'all what's caught my ear.  when i single out an act or performer, it means they've moved me to the point of spending money.  something truly worthy of recognition.  and so, without further ado, here's my second song from Josh Ritter ever to appear on the Hedge (more to come, i'm sure):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpw_3z84T_w

(here was the first if you didn't get it, WG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnQ89jZvZD0

 

gettin ready to get down,

janus

 

 

 

 

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 13:10 | 7161909 WillyGroper
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Dr. Green was none other than Mengele.

Funny you mention 2 queer Bobs...ORU is another Satanic breeding ground.

David McGowan (RIP) did an outstanding job exposing the rot in "Programmed to Kill."

It cannot come to light soon enough for me.

Liked Ritter!

 

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 12:34 | 7161705 Liquid Courage
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" camp david would make caligula blush."

“Rome is sick ... sick to its heart. Caligula is just the rash it’s come out in.”
Antonia Minor, Daughter of Marc Antony and Mother of Emperor Claudius explaining her decision to commit suicide by opening her veins in the bathtub. As told in the BBC Drama series “I, Claudius”

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:11 | 7161382 DanDaley
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Are there any two people on the entire planet more deserving of each other?

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:25 | 7161450 Banker Buster
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I saw someone with the "Hillary for Prison" bumper sticker on the road the other day.  It was pretty awesome.  

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 18:26 | 7162583 vollderlerby
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I've seen hundreds of bored housewives driving around with their "ready for Hillary" stickers :(

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:31 | 7161471 Perimetr
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Sometimes I wish Bill and Hillary would be tarred, feathered, and nailed to large, burning crosses, facing each other.

Of course, i don't mean that in a negative way.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:41 | 7161508 Janet Shalom Be...
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I know tht Bill's pecker wishes he wasnt married to Hitlery, and he definitely isnt happy.

There is no amount of Viagra or Cealis that can bring that pecker back across Dead Pecker Creek.

 

 

 

 

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 10:57 | 7161314 buzzsaw99
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he's going to make a wonderful first lady /s

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 10:58 | 7161336 Cognitive Dissonance
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I hear he's going to decorate everything in Monica Lewinsky Blue.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:00 | 7161347 buzzsaw99
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his favorite first lady cause will no doubt be a shelter for sexually abused women.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:42 | 7161512 Strelnikov
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Zing!!

 

I'm sure that's old but it's new to me.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:03 | 7161367 Ghordius
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indeed, according to the London based Financial Times scores of American CEOs are starting to think hard about the Republican top contenders and considering them as "anti-business", all of them

which would mean they could side with... Clinton. after all, that's a tested brand, isn't it? Big Biz prefers this kind of things to variables and question marks

but the spouse of a Queen is a a Prince Consort, so Old Bill would be the President Consort, wouldn't he? after all, once a President, you get to be called President as a courtesy title forever

/kevin

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 18:27 | 7162591 vollderlerby
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Anyone know if Monica L will be on the guest list for The Hildebeast's coronation if it comes to that?

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 10:55 | 7161316 azusgm
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Sometimes I wish they had never been born.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 10:56 | 7161320 Gamma735
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Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton. Rich rapists.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:02 | 7161358 BeaverCream
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Both are black too.

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 11:04 | 7161368 chunga
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Black cow lives matter! Good morning 'Murica.

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