Yats Is Out: Victoria Nuland's Appointed Prime Minister Of Ukraine Is About To Replaced

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Update: Ukrainian deputies collected 159 signatures, more than 150 required, which will enable them to proceed w/ no-confidence vote in Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk’s cabinet, lawmaker Mustafa Nayem says in Twitter.  This means Yats is out.

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Nearly two years after Victoria Nuland decided that "Yats" should be her puppet prime minister in Ukraine as part of the CIA-organized presidential coup, the latest embarrassment for the U.S. State Department is about to become a fact when moments ago Ukrainian billionaire president Petro Poroshenko called on Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk to resign and urged the formation of a technocratic government to end a political crisis and reignite an overhaul of the economy.

This follows just one week after the country's foreign "technocratic" Economy minister Aivaras Abromavicius resigned saying he had no desire "to serve as a cover-up for covert corruption, or become puppets for those who, very much like the old government, are trying to exercise control over the flow of public funds."

This suggests that it is not the "lack of technocrats" that is the reason for Ukraine's endless government chaos; it is the pervasive corruption at all levels of government that is hobbling the nation which only exists due to day to day IMF generosity and funding.

Cite by Bloomberg, Poroshenko’s spokesman Svyatoslav Tsegolko said on Twitter that "in order to renew trust, therapy isn’t enough, surgery is needed. To renew trust in power, the President has asked the Prosecutor General and the Prime Minister to quit." What he meant is that it is time for someone else to embezzle millions in IMF funds.

In a separate statement on his website, Poroshenko called for a “complete government reboot” and said he’s seeking to avoid early elections. He urged lawmakers to quickly decide on the fate of the government.

In short: Ukraine's relapse into a government crisis is almost at hand.

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Took Red Pill's picture

"Fuck the EU, I mean Ukraine"

y3maxx's picture

Nuland helicopters herself as Ukraine's Secretary of State.

HowdyDoody's picture

<-- He is insufficiently corrupt

<-- He is insufficiently murderous

Why is he being pushed out?

Baby Bladeface's picture
Baby Bladeface (not verified) HowdyDoody Feb 16, 2016 10:43 AM

It is obvious that Yatsenyuk is also the agent of the Kremlin, which demolishes the economy of Ukraine.

Sneaky Putin©

ConfederateH's picture

On the John Batchelor weekly discussion with Steven Cohen, Cohen says that they (McCain, Nuland) are trying to Saketschwili, the mad tie eating Georgian, as a replacement. 

It shows you just how depraved the Obama administration is.  They will do anything to provoke Putin, including the desrtuction of Europe.  But we know that Obama is a white hating chimpanzee anyway.


robertsgt40's picture

Too bad the US Congress doesn't have these sized cajones. 

Clockwork Orange's picture

They airlifted all the gold out.  He was no longer needed way back then.  Being of international banking background, he's probably annoyed the piss out of everyone.  He's lucky he's not been offed.

WTFRLY's picture


agent default's picture

Quite frankly, fuck them both.

Chupacabra-322's picture

Technocrats, Zionists, NeoCons & Fascist. Fuck them all, Kill them all.

Manthong's picture

Maybe Porko can send Noodleman some cookies.

BullyBearish's picture

He's going to open up a Mrs. Fields in Kiev...

peddling-fiction's picture

Cookies anyone? /lol

oddjob's picture

Yats is a fucking goo-gobbler, an emberassment for all Ukranians.

Herodotus's picture

He isn't even Ukrainian.

HowdyDoody's picture

Ukrainians in the Ukraine government? How quaint.

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Baby Bladeface (not verified) BarkingCat Feb 16, 2016 11:03 AM

Some people believe Yats is talking rabbit...


Mike Masr's picture

What is he if not Ukrainian?  

BeaverCream's picture

I bet that guy's fingers smell like asshole.

peddling-fiction's picture

He can´t even fight and defend himself in congress. Ukraine only respects men with balls.


gallistic's picture

Here's an even better one.

Notice the look of disappointment on Yats when he stopped getting porked and they carried his lover away...


peddling-fiction's picture

He doesn´t even drop the flowers... /lol

gallistic's picture

He kept them as a memento of the occasion...

Tinky's picture

Dragi could learn a thing or two about taking such actions in stride...

SpanishGoop's picture

"to serve as a cover-up for covert corruption, or become puppets for those who, very much like the old government, are trying to exercise control over the flow of public funds."

Well, welcome to the EU (almost).


Sandmann's picture

Need to use his Canadian passport now and get a Trudeau Hug

Anasteus's picture

I hope Yats already chose a suitable south-american country where he can live and a submarine ready to go. Just not to miss the right moment.


Mike Masr's picture

Maybe Yats watched Hunting Hitler on the Discovery Channel and will be residing somewhere his idol once lived. 

Cutter's picture

The Ukrainian right wing is supportive of Yatsenyuk, and not very happy with Poroshenko. They may not take this well. One step closer to a right wing takeover that will see the President himself removed and replaced with a nationalist whose whole agenda is hating Russia. Then the whole world will see what the EU and our policies have produced. What a fiasco.

johnnycanuck's picture

That's what happens when you promise a bunch of greedy oligarchs unlimited milk and honey if they switch to your side then you don't come through. 


Wonder what the total amount of Western welfare $ dumped in there adds up to now and how much of that went to pay for their little war in the East?   I know Georgie Soros was whining for an extra $40 billion recently

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i have noticed that a lot of ukrainians belive that ukraine is a country  

as far as i know its a welfare state worse than israel


it will eat all european money. unlike greece, all money that is invested into ukraine will not go back to eu, instead it will disappear mystically

sneaky russia got rid of the balast, they dont even tried to take it back, sad for europes tax payers to finance something they did not faced in the whole european history

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Baby Bladeface (not verified) - - - - - - Feb 16, 2016 10:49 AM

Difficult to understand ukrops obsession with statues and monuments of Lenin to pull down.

After all, Lenin is founder of Ukrainian nation.

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- - - - - - (not verified) Baby Bladeface Feb 16, 2016 12:34 PM



no its quite easy to understand. they want to be financed by someone, but their elite want to decide what to do with the free money. thats why they are pushing for "own" state

until now all money that was pumped by merkel into ukraine was stolen

now eu is paying russia the bill for stolen oil and gas

and they finance ukrainian economic "stability"


they dont care where the money comes from.

usa, eu or russia all lost on ukraines individual criminals


Herdee's picture

A bottomless pit of corruption even worse than Nigeria.Should fit in with Washington's politicians.Lots of money to give away by the billions to every crony around the globe but no money to help black people in America.Very sick situation in Washington.Look for the gang of thieves headed by NeoCon McCain to dump billions more into this pit where you never find the hidden offshore money their politicians steal.

shovelhead's picture

Leshawn needs some new rims.

WTFUD's picture

Glove Puppets!

Miss Piggy aka Vice-Roy Nuland has pissed off the IMF bigtime as they'll never see a return on their ill conceived investment in a corrupt cesspool of Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves that make up the Vassal Regime called Ukraine.

In direct contrast the Donbass freedom fighters' brotherhood of unity and just cause have ensured ZATO doesn't have a border with Russia.

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Early Retirement (not verified) Feb 16, 2016 10:53 AM

Nuland's husband is Robert Kagan, founder of "Project for a New American Century," the archetype of the Neoconservative foreign policy "Permawar for Israel." Nuland is an Israel-first traitor and treasoner. The key point is, Obama let Hillary let Nuland to run US foreign policy. The Jewmedia feigns Obama isn't negotiated to Greater Israel. Obama is, of course, else he would not have been permitted to win the election. The Jew controls every aspect of American life: the Fed and the banks; the media and entertainment; the academies, including writing the history, and tech and the internet. Obama had to signal with Nuland and Larrry Summers before The Jew would let his votes be counted.

shovelhead's picture

Looks like the Jews boy fucked them with Iran.

I thought Jews controlled everything on Earth?

What happened?

lincolnsteffens's picture

Divide and conquer is a common theme here on ZeroHedge. People spew out their hatred without realizing they are acting as tools of the sociopaths who profit from the induced belief of hatred proselytizing theirr targeted group is evil and out to destroy everything you hold dear. The example is the tirades here against Nations, religions and ethnic groups.

The most popular targets to hate in the US are all dark skinned people, Muslims and Jews. When you single out entire groups as being less than human, those groups respond in kind. It leaves no room for understanding or brotherhood.

Using terms such as "Italian Mafia" eliminates accusations against the entire Italian population and reduces the target to a small minority of Italians. It is the same thing when the target is entire groups such as Jews and Muslims. Most of the problems in those groups are from the small minority which garner the big mind control media topics. If you want to end the continuous violence that stretches back before the written word you must take the first step in discovering who the small groups of the sociopaths are who profit from you hatred.

Most of the followers of Judaism do not control the world nor do they benefit from those that do control it. Most Muslims are not depraved animals. This applies to Christians, Hindus and most other followers of a religious dogmas or national origins. 

If you want to end the disgusting behavior of the few who instigate world suffering stop being so insular in your thinking and learn something. Learning does not come handed to you on a silver platter to munch on your favorite treats. Knowledge is the key that will show you how not to participate in your own destruction and your aiding those that encourage it for ego and profit. "Those that expect to remain ignorant and free shall have what never was and never will be."

Early Retirement's picture
Early Retirement (not verified) lincolnsteffens Feb 16, 2016 1:05 PM

The rhetorical aspects of this I agree with. The notion Jews are as Muslims and subject to an unfounded dark-skinned discrimination is laughable at best and sorry at worst. I work in a Jewish industry and it remains that way because, in the end, Jews only trust other Jews with money, a tribal and otherwise-illegal restraint of trade coddled because Jews control finance.

Which way to the beach's picture

lincolnsteffens I agree with you to enough to upvote you. But getting back to Ukieland there is a big problem at least here in Canada with the UkieCanadians in their blind allegiance to the Maiden coup. They have to a man and woman swallowed the propaganda pill from the MSM. Lots of nazi sympathizers arrived in Canada after the war is a root cause of it, but even the earlier emigrants are affected. Of course the political parties lover to wip up the hate toward Russians, as it buys votes. Don't know what it is like in the US, but I suspect it is the same.



SoDamnMad's picture

The prosocuter and his failure to go after the corruption is the problem. Always has, always will be.

Omega_Man's picture

Nuland should be found with a pillow on her head

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Baby Bladeface (not verified) Omega_Man Feb 16, 2016 10:50 AM

Poroshenko said that... and, strangely, was sober.

falak pema's picture

Yats to join the rats of Ukraine's ex-fascists who out-fascisted Yanukovych's play as Putin's Ukrainian Kaiser.

"My fascist is better than your fascist, Putin. And FU Mutti for having doubts!"

Remember the Odessa fire where 55 died?

Hmmm, those whom the Gods wish to disqualify they first send to fry the innocent.

That way Nemesis's work is all cut out.

Now its payback for chocopops and rubber stamp.

I wonder if Lady Lagarde still wants to bail them out!

The IMF traditionally plays the US cavalry with its allies  stuck in their Kievan Forts... But does she have the resources as now the IMF has to please other forces ?

"Happy Birthday Mr President" acquires a chinese accent!

Al Tinfoil's picture

At the time of the Maidan coup (February, 2014), the exchange rate of the Ukrainian Hryvnia stood at 8.77 to the US Dollar.  As of Feb. 15, 2016, it stood at 26.7999 to the USD.  Obviously, things are going swimmingly for the Ukraine economy.

The Ukraine 3 month interbank lending rate for Monday Feb. 15 2016 was 21.83%, down from 22.41% the day before.  The banks must be in good shape to afford such rates.

Fireman's picture

Ukrop's loss is USSA'S gain.


The Yatsy goes home to Cookie Noodleman Monster that spawned it. A win win all around!

WTFUD's picture

For many years i was naive enough to think that greater feminine input into worldly affairs could bring about a more fair and equitable just world, however, the more i ponder over things the less i am inclined to take that view today . . . ( WC )

If you take a good look around at the women in prominent positions today you'll find that they surpass the general incompetence of their male counterparts and possess more acute sociopathic traits.