Sweden To Store 1,800 Migrants On Docked Luxury Cruise Ship

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Sweden has found itself at the center of the refugee debate in Europe.

On the heels of the sexual assaults that allegedly occurred in Cologne, Germany on New Year’s Eve, several Swedish media sources came forward with allegations that authorities conspired to cover up a wave of attacks perpetrated by Arab youths at a festival held at central Stockholm’s Kungsträdgården last August.

Additionally, there were multiple reports that Stockholm’s main train station is under siege by Moroccan migrant children, who apparently spend their days drinking, assaulting security guards, and accosting women.

Finally, in what likely marked the last straw for many Swedes, a 22-year-old refugee center worker was stabbed to death late last month by a Somali migrant “child” who was later found to be an adult.

(that's the victim, not the migrant child)

Exasperated, some members of the “football hooligan” scene ran amok in the Stockholm train station late last month in an effort to wrest the transportation hub from the iron grip of child migrant gangs.

According to Interior Minister Anders Ygeman, Sweden now plans to deport 80,000 of the 163,000 migrants it sheltered in 2015, but that won’t stop the flow of refugees, which means the country is going to need to find more innovative ways to house the asylum seekers.

Fortunately, Migrationsverket (the Swedish migration agency) has a plan. 

They will use luxury cruise ships to store migrants.

"Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet has revealed that one of the contractors which has agreed to provide floating accommodation for the agency, US Shipmanagers, has applied for planning permission to dock the ship, The Ocean Gala, in Härnösand, on the east coast of northern Sweden," The Local reports. "However, local councillors are opposing the bid due to the size of the ship – which would become Sweden's largest accommodation hub for asylum seekers if the plans go ahead."

That's right. The largest refugee center in all of Sweden is set to be the Ocean Gala, which could potentially hold 1,800 refugees. "At more than 185 metres long and with a 26,747 gross tonnage, she was the world's biggest cruise ferry at the time of construction," The Local goes on to note.

There was no word on whether the refugee contango is wide enough to make the floating migrant play profitable.

Officials were also silent on whether, when night falls and the refugees are asleep, The Ocean Gala will set a course for the Mediterranean.

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So Close's picture

They are going to destroy it.

jcaz's picture

Just give it a lil push away from the dock, walk away- problem solved.....

freewolf7's picture

Oh, I want to be a woman on that cruise. Line forms on the left, gentlemen.

Manthong's picture

Maybe if one offs oneself, one can come back as a cute insatiable nympho on that ship.

Hell, even ugly would work for those bozos.

Just a hypothetical…


Who gets the A deck suite with the balcony?.


nuubee's picture

They're muslims not hindus!

I'm wondering how big the "sexual emergency" ward on the ship will be.

Dutti's picture

As I always said: Why not go all the way and send the Cruise ships to pick them up in Turkey? It would put the people smugglers out of business and make the voyage for the immigrants less dangerous. /sarc

pods's picture

Bet ya that thing is going to smell real nice in about a week.

MagicHandPuppet's picture

ha.  They like to squat taking poops... often leaving footprints on toilet seats.  It's going to be really funny to see what happens to this luxury cruiser, lol

Never One Roach's picture

Why does the ship's hot tub look brown with all those Baby Ruth's floating around?


My guess is it's a cultural thingy.

ACP's picture

I can imagine the theme song, "The raaaape boat..."


So, this ship is only for rapefugees right? No indigenous homeless allowed?

847328_3527's picture

I'd hate to be on the dock when they announce, "Shore Leave!"

BuddyEffed's picture

Once they are all onboard, it would be so easy to fire up the engines and head to a modern day Alcatraz

Son of Loki's picture

Americans get up in the morning and read “Peanuts” or “Far Side” for a smile.


Saudis and ISIS get up in the morning and read the Swedish and German news for comic relief.


macholatte's picture

Oh, I want to be a woman on that cruise. Line forms on the left, gentlemen.


How about a gaggle of Trannies? Make 'em all happy.

eatthebanksters's picture

It will be a nightmare if they have plumbing problems...

J Jason Djfmam's picture

The Goat Boat...Soon will be making another run...The Goat Boat...Promises something for everyone.

froze25's picture

Has Europe collectively gone retarded? Stop giving incentives and you will stop having Rapeugees. Stop paying welfare to non-citizens, stop providing anything for free and the problem will stop.

Stackers's picture

Doesn't FEMA still have 30-40,000 new travel trailer stacked up somewhere from Katrina ?

freewolf7's picture

Those are reserved for middle class "domestic terrorists". European authorities look the other way, and American law enforcement will do the same if/when the "refugee" wave spreads across the US.

Bumpo's picture

One way trip to Libya. Come back. Rinse. Repeat.

gladih8r's picture

They need to hang a yellow flag on that ship. 

Urban Redneck's picture

Given where the Baltic Dry Index is at, and the fact that there are at least 9 container ships in operation with the capacity to hold over 19,000 20-foot ISO containers, which the French are already packing "humanely" with 12 "refugees" each... (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/12104253/Calais-...)

1 large container ship could "house" (or return) almost a quarter million "refugees" without resorting to Chicom fire drill/human smuggling conditions... and alleviate some of the "excess capacity" in that sector...

The Swedes need to improve their engineering skills, perhaps they could borrow some from the Germans.

ali-ali-al-qomfri's picture

we need an index....

to track the departures and bulk usage,

Baltic Muslim (Dry) Index,

Dry as in shipping out,

(Wet) as in just arriving.

you cannot fix something if you cannot measure something, or something.....

chicaboomboom's picture
chicaboomboom (not verified) nuubee Feb 18, 2016 1:55 PM

Boy the Zionist shills are everywhere demonizing Muslims.

BarkingCat's picture

No problem with Muslims in their Muslim sandbox.

Of course we need to quit blowing things up over there.

The Zionist inclined members can also go to their little slice of heaven in the sandbox.

2ndamendment's picture

They might as well mothball it if they do decide to use it for this purpose. No amount of Lysol in the world will EVER get that level of B.O. out of the upholstery. 

pods's picture

You don't want to shine a blacklight by the bed either.


gladih8r's picture

In a couple of weeks even the walls in the cabins will be HIV positive and the door knobs will be all siezed up with a mixture of rust and dried shit.  The Swedish taxpayer will be on the hook as the subsequent dry-dock overhaul will be "government" funded of course.

JuliaS's picture

"As they say in the US Navy, there is no wrong hole."

- George Carlin

Durrmockracy's picture
Durrmockracy (not verified) jcaz Feb 18, 2016 12:54 PM

The "migrant" problem could be solved with 1 or 2 torpedoes...

Normalcy Bias's picture

Damn, that looked like special effects from some old WWII movie when they'd blow up a model boat in a pool.

Squid Viscous's picture

Drink special of the day - every day - the "Klinghoffer"

two shots and a splash!

Titus's picture

Anyone else think that ship may need to be scuttled in DEEP water?

XitSam's picture

Doesn't need to be very deep, but does need to be a long way from shore.

SilverRhino's picture

Considering the temperature of the Baltic Sea at this time of the year .... tow that thing a half mile off shore ... not one of them will live to swim to shore.   

KnuckleDragger-X's picture

No, just turn it into a floating version of a third world hellhole......

Winston Churchill's picture

Thats why they were called prison hulks in the past.

847328_3527's picture

Are these the, "moderate" rapefugees ... or the, "radical" rapefugees?

BandGap's picture

No, they'll catch some virus and die.

Mr. Schmilkies's picture

What happens when they all get food poisoning?  Yikes. 

Blankone's picture

Re So Close:  quote - They are going to destroy it.

You mean the people behind the curtain who are now pulling the strings in Sweden (who are not even Swedish) are going to destroy Sweden?

If you pay attention they have been pushing Sweden to destroy itself from within for some time. Now that many or most Swedish are brainwashed and hardly complain about or even comprehend what is happening it has been accelerated.  Those behind the curtain have been pushing for Sweden to submit itself to be a more active player for NATO.  And to send more money to the MIC.  Remember the fake Russian sub BS?

If you want those people not to move to your countries stop turning theirs into rubble.  It is that simple.  Once they got almost total control of the US military (and media) they have increased the murder and destruction to where the momentum requires determined action to stop it.  But the sheep will baa, baa about the refugees as it they are the cause of the problem.