Jean-Claude Van Damme On The Rockefellers, The Rothschilds, & Ted Cruz

Tyler Durden's picture

You know The Deep State has over-stepped its boundaries when none other than "the god of cloud karate" knows there is something wrong. While speaking about US elections and Ted Cruz, on the French TV show Le Grand Journal, Jean-Claude Van Damme hijacked the narrative and explained how the Rothschild and Rockefeller families control the politicians and run the world from behind the scenes.

Speaking about Ted Cruz and Donald Trump, Van Damme asserted, “Well, they are not going to win”.


“You still have the Rockefeller, people like the Rothschild, those big families that dominate continents….these are families that rise in 1827, a family with five sons that expands, it’s above everything we’re talking (about) tonight,” stated the actor.


He went on to make a distinction between “lobbyists” that control the other candidates and “people like Donald Trump,” who is self-funded.


Finally, JCVD warns that “globalists” were the problem and that “to get out of globalism is to leave the world alone”.

JCVD unleashes his inner conspiracy fears...


Of course, the mainstream will shrug, and brush off JCVD's comments...


But who would doubt a man that could do this...

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Insurrexion's picture



I love this man.

svayambhu108's picture

We see, you should cover those pixels

NoDebt's picture

We should introduce this guy to Chuck Norris.  Um, well, I suspect they've already met at some point.

svayambhu108's picture

Chuck Norris the only guy that was killed by Bruce Lee and survived it.

Normalcy Bias's picture

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

0b1knob's picture

< Nail gun suicide.

< Pillow suffocation.


What's in Van Damme's future.

vulcanraven's picture

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

A Nanny Moose's picture

Chuck Norris does not do push-ups. He Bench-Presses the Earth.

old naughty's picture

Is JCVD channelling Bruce Lee?

"Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick."

~Bruce Lee


Punch and kick, JC.

de3de8's picture

At least he's helping to get the word out

Twee Surgeon's picture

All you Zero hedgers are a bunch of Fags, half-wit cleverlings, all talk, no action, Faggots.

(I do not use that word Faggot in a sexual sense, neither the word Nigger, These are Cultural prerogatives brought uncomfortably to light in a political and all encompassing observation of Society.)

Blacks Law Dictionary, almost any edition..A Statute is an agreement between two or more Parties.

An Agreement between 2 or More Parties, An AGREEMENT. A Contract ! If you are walking around with a "Drivers License" in you pocket, you are a Treasonous Faggot. You signed up to get State protection and permission because you are a Cow-towing halfwit. Thank s state for letting me have a travel. Fuck you.

A Drivers License is a Statutory Contract between you and the State, you have given up your Constitutional RIGHTS (Guaranteed by GOD himself at your Birth and Defined in a multitude of State and Federal Law as Your God Given Right To Free Travel.) By having a drivers license you have engaged in a Contract with a Corporation, Given up Your God given rights, Just thrown it all away,Having a Drivers license is a Commercial Affair, look at the Law of the Land, Common Law, Here, have a read...

Do not complain or whine,as long as you are comfortable, have a fucking bit of love of Nation, Common Law is God's Law, You do not have to Engage in a Contract, you have the Right, Given by GOD, to Free Travel ! A Drivers license is a Statutory Instrument, A Contract, You have agreed to give up your Constitutional rights, Fag. If you have Drivers License, You have no Right to Complain About Anything, You have ENGAGED, for your own Convenience, Ignoranc is Bliss, Throw that Bitch in the Shredder and see if you can make it, I doubt it, you COMPLICIT enjoined Contractors, So shut the Fuck Up while you have your >Gov.Hate.Satan.Ignorant Fuck License, and if you get a pay check from the scum, enjoy the Epiphany in your dark corner. Got a "Drivers License?" You Treason by Ignorance Fuck? Trash that Bitch, All it means is you can Run a Car Safely, That is All.

williambanzai7's picture

Well you've apparently been here 4 years, what does that make...

Mine Is Bigger's picture

You are such a gentleman. You could have easily turned the needle all the way up.

SuperRay's picture

What a space cadet! He must suffer from microcarness, and is overcompensating.

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Guess he's a long time reader, first time poster!

Or... An account that was registered a long long time ago, with a not very strong password?

Lore's picture

@ 'Twee Surgeon': You probably lost your DL for a very, very good reason. 

See you + the Bat Boy over at Weekly World News!

Twee Surgeon's picture

Well if you call being behind on child support a very good reason , so I can not get to work anymore at the Mill where we made Mouldings and I made $ 8.50 an hour,because I am a working Dude and not Einstein, sorry that is just me, 10% compounding interst over several years because the Pretty wife fucked off with a millionair. My Grandfathers fought in Trenches so that Cunts like you could have an opinion, You slime ball of detrious, clueless to the human condition, My Uncle Billy, a British Paratrooper was awarded a CroixDe Guerrre for savin a bunch of Frenchies , 13 nazis killed, Bad Ass, Yeah that i were him.You have not a clue about anything, do not forget that God is watching though, he will speak soon and all our just rewards are coming, Do you know what Kennite is?

No you don't, when you can, you are Capable of thought, until then, you are just a Fag. Faggot.

Techpriest of Mars's picture

My freind not all peoples came from the US on this website, so please try to make some coherent statment so that we can all understand what you are saying and try to help you see the situation from the good angle :-)

Tarshatha's picture

Twee, slow down, you're hitting the limiter and it's not good.


I began to read your link "Driver Licensing vs. Right to Travel" at

and agree that these basic constitutional foundations are what we need to return to, instead of being enslaved to corporations.


But flaming everyone does nothing to help.


weburke's picture

trenches, ever see photos of them? they are constructed like art work because the line never moved because verdun was just a place the elites set up to kill all those troops. they wanted every one sick of war so they would sign the league of nations.

Sassy4205's picture

So, today I was at the pharmacy to buy Sudafed, cause at this time of year I would die in misery without it. They got my drivers license, keyed it into their system...and I was denied! My point...I can't even buy a used to be over the counter medication without it. So, yeah, in the world as it was supposed to be, with rights and all we are accorded by the constitution, I shouldn't need to present my license...but as the nanny state prescribed, I am checked out by the state police. The only Ned that really helped me was taken off the shelf because it hurt someone...or supposedly so...and now Sudafed is all I can use. But they need my f**ing drivers license. How do you get around that one? Btw, the girl keyed in my license wrong...and I got my Meds. Wish I didn't need them...but how do you propose to get around the shit they've put in our paths? It's why most people think they're powerless against the system...they can't function normally.

Ace Ventura's picture

So you're raging at the average person for having a drivers license, calling them complicit and such.....but have nothing but reverence for your relative who fought in a bankster war that killed millions for the sake of advancing the global elite's agenda?

Proverbial Splinter vs. Beam scenario, wouldn't you say?


Listen up irrational one, I got my Class G Drivers License when I was 16 so that I could borrow my father's car until I bought my own. And my Chartered Accountant father made me take a professional Driving School course before I wrote the Ministry Driving Test, and drove the Road Test. Furthermore, he would NOT allow me to drive his car without all the paperwork in order so that I could be placed on his Car Insurance Policy. In brief, at the age of 16 you do what you have to do to get the fucking keys to the God damned car. Clearly, you come from another planet other than Earth because there is no God damned way that anyone would allow you to drive their car without first being licensed, and insured, to do so.

Twee Surgeon's picture

So What, any fucking nigger can drive a truck, Iwas driving 10 wheelers at 17, my Brother was driving Lear jets, So the fuck up and go home to yer imaginary FREEDOM OF STATUATORY LAW, cONTRACT LAW, YOU FOU PUSSY , AGRREEE WITH THE DEVIL ENGAGER, HAVE A NICE WRESTLE.


Purchase some good pot, and put it in your pipe, and smoke it until you don't see the Devil anymore, irrational one.

Twee Surgeon's picture

22 Down votes at this writing, you halfwit Treasonous Scum, I wear it as a badge of Honour, ye fucking terasonous Apes, Think for a moment that God is not watching? He is, he will talk to you, just ask, in the name of Yashua Messia. If you work for Treason you will get the rewaards of Treason, It is not My Truth, Gods law will stand, Despite your objections, for us all (Me Included.) Common Law is the Law of the Land, God's Law, Have a nice trip.

monk27's picture

Well, have some more... and don't worry, you'll get waaay more than 22 reds for that crap of yours...

semperfi's picture

i recommend a few shots of grain alcohol - that will calm you down

BarkingCat's picture

Stop projecting you flapping ass homo.

Twee Surgeon's picture

We shall see, there is no flappin ass, if flapping ass was an option I might go for flapping ass.

A time is coming, & you have a warning to look at Coming thing, you can either Accept or Ignore, I advise, not kno0wing who0 you are, that you might look for 'Something Coming'.

Please understand that i do not know who you are and I do not give a shit, If you want to piss on whatever, hgave a piss, i would advise to have a look around, Jesus Christ is the son of God, Sacrificed for us, do not bekieve that either?

bilbert's picture

"Jesus Christ is the son of God, Sacrificed for us, do not bekieve that either?"


Nope - check my drivers license.  Yes, that is a colander on my head.


semperfi's picture

dude, you seriously need to go drink yourself to a permanent vegatative state - turnip 

The Wizard's picture

Twee Surgeon, I have found it impossible to explain the law as it pertains to "rights". Accept the fact ZH'ers, along with most others, have been indoctrinated in a commercial system which has converted God given unalienable rights into state licensed privileges. They are content in that world and don't wish to upset the apple cart. It requires too much study and work, and as you said "balls". Those who are critical of your position are showing their ignorance in understanding colorable law.

Ace Ventura's picture ain't that the average ZHer doesn't understand the arguments....its that they'd rather focus on killing the head of the beast, as opposed to one of the millions of barbs lining one of its hundreds of tentacles. Drivers licenses may suck....but the fucking FED is the head of the beast. Why not focus righteous rage THERE instead?

drendebe10's picture

WTF? Cheese n fukn rice... Proof your fukn post for grammar & context before you hit Save.

lunaticfringe's picture

I have met this (almost) wife beating s.o.b. Let's say I was less than impressed and even less impressed with the local cops who gave him a pass that night.

SMG's picture

Normally it's not a good idea to listen to actors and actresses about any other topic but acting.  However Van Dammage has it right this tme.  Wow.

svayambhu108's picture

I guess when he is looking at youtube clips with himself youtube recommends him this stuff. He should thank his fans for this

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) SMG Mar 14, 2016 7:59 PM

Sure, let's hear from the 'B' actors while we are getting opinions.  They are as stupid as anybody and will fit right in

Normalcy Bias's picture

OK, let's rethink this. Many of these 'B' movie actors got rich as hell with access to many beautiful women for working on some admittedly bad movies for only a few months a year.

...And they're "as stupid as anybody?"

samsara's picture

Ah,  you may be surprised by your Normalcy Bias


Dolph LundgrenIQ: 160. You probably never thought of the ginormous Swede from "Rocky IV" as the smartest guy in the room. But in most rooms, that would be the case. Dolph Lundgren has a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney and won a Fulbright scholarship to MIT.

mc225's picture

another great b-movie actor is eric roberts. he must have at least 200 or 300 movies by now...