Mysterious Tombstone For Donald Trump Appears In Central Park

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As part of Trump's blistering, unconventional and very unexpected rise to the top of the Republican presidential nominee ranks, he has seen his share of threats - some serious, most in jest - to both his person, and in some cases his life. Apocryphally, some commentators have predicted that a Trump presidency would be such a shock to the status quo that if successful in winning the presidency, he would never make to inauguration day alive.

Today, such concerns were once again inflamed when a mysterious tombstone on behalf of Donald J. Trump (the date of death is blank: 1946 - ...) was erected in Central Park.


As Gothamist first reported, "someone erected a very classy Trump tombstone in the middle of Central Park this weekend, and were kind enough to leave his expiration date open to the fates."

Gothamist adds that "tipster Annie Reiss came upon the beautiful tribute to the presumptive GOP presidential candidate this morning near Sheep's Meadow. "There were people taking pictures which is why I stopped," she told us. "It was definitely provocative, strange for Easter morning."

The tombstone has the inscription, "Made America Hate Again."

As Mashable adds, plenty of people shared photos of the tombstone on social media, but no one seems to know what it means, other than "being a prank of questionable taste."

By evening, the tombstone had been removed by park officials. 

According to Trump's latest Tweets, he is either unaware, or doesn't seem too worried about this implicit threat or poorly made joke; instead he is focusing his energy on the previously noted lawsuit which the real estate billionaire threatens to file against Ted Cruz for "stealing" delegates...


... as well as the ongoing "wife-gate" involving Heidi Cruz and Melania Trump:

Once again, we can only imagine the shocked media reaction if a tombstone mysteriously emerged in one of the world's busiest venues for any of the other presidential candidates.

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Cognitive Dissonance's picture

The 'new' Georgia guidestone?

<Ummm, my safe zone doesn't feel very safe right now. Somebody get me a Valium.>

eforce's picture

Theory: Establishment ssassinates Trump, Hillary gets in, civil war commences.

remain calm's picture

Vote Trump. Make them hate him even more.

gimme soma dat's picture

Trump dead, Hillary indicted?


Some days I think Obama's third term looks likely.  


If the two parties can't come up with electable candidates not in prison, dead, or who knows what next..... wouldn't he just do that? 

remain calm's picture

Thats the plan, Hilary gets indicted after she wins the nomination, and then the DNC gets to pick Uncle Joe and in essence giving Obama a third term. Thanks for Playing, "No honor among US political thieves"

ShortTheUS's picture

"Art is anything you can get away with." -Marshall McLuhan

palmereldritch's picture

I would love to see the re-animated corpse of JFK rise out of that plot and correct the time-line accordingly.

A boy can dream...

LowerSlowerDelaware_LSD's picture
LowerSlowerDelaware_LSD (not verified) palmereldritch Mar 27, 2016 8:51 PM

This micro-aggression TOTALLY violated my safe space.

Campus administrators?...  Help, campus administrators, help!  Where is my free counseling over this violation?

Overfed's picture

Food for thought: If it were O'bomb-a's or Shitlery's name on that stone, the FBI and SS would be turning NYC upside down right now to find the culprit. The very fact that they aren't is reason enough to vote for Trump.

Handful of Dust's picture

Low Retta is too busy indicting climate change deniers and forign soccer officials.

Supernova Born's picture

It seems the Secret Service isn't taking the threats to Trump seriously.

That motherfucking loon Glenn Beck should have spent in custody getting a psych eval for his saying he'd stab Trump and keep stabbing.

This Trump run has the establishment coming apart at the seams.

Rush Limbaugh is as fully a bitch of the establishment as any member of the MSM.

The Wizard of Oz's curtain is fully gone to anyone paying any attention.

[Just checking to see if this disappears a second time]

VinceFostersGhost's picture




It seems the Secret Service isn't taking the threats to Trump seriously.


That's why he has his own security.


It's to bad JFK didn't have the foresight to do the same.

fleur de lis's picture

There are video cameras everywhere. That stunt required a car, maybe two or three, several men, equipment, and time to get it done. And nobody saw anything?

Winston Smith 2009's picture

Something that I haven't seen mentioned anywhere - is this an actual tombSTONE or one that's lightweight and just looks like stone? If the former, it would be pretty damned heavy meaning it would have been a very noticeable installation activity.

And about the "hate" inscription, isn't the tombstone's message hateful? Has Trump ever mentioned killing illegals or Muslim immigrants or refugees? No. So where is the hate actually coming from?

A nation of idiots get what they deserve from the bought and paid for oligarchy yes men they're stupid enough to vote for. Pity for the few with the wisdom to know what's actually going on.

PT's picture

Relax, TPTB are just trying to measure dissent.  If 100 million tombstones suddenly appear with the names of the rest of Congress and a few choice banksters names on them, then TPTB may start worrying.  Nothing happens?  TPTB feel safe enough to turn the screws a bit tighter.

Mind you, the threat by prevalence of security cameras may be enough to dull the signal.

Other than that, yeah, hate speech?  Incitement to violence?  I'm quite sure there're a few laws about this sort of thing.  (But you can get around it by claiming "art" or "artistic licence".  Can be a grey area if you have the right "friends".)

RiverRoad's picture

The more the democrats do this stuff, the deeper they dig their own graves.

ReasonForLife's picture

It's amazing how evil always attacks good, but good doesn't attack evil in violent ways, as by it's nature good is good and does no evil.  Hence, we see kennedy, MLK, John Lennon, Abe Lincoln and many other great persons attacked and killed by evil spasms of society, yet, bad men like hitler, stalin, lenin, etc. remain living until they are old and crepid, because good people don't kill bad!  Hence, the attacks on Trump only go to prove that he's a good man, and that Evil is after him.

stacking12321's picture

in what way is lincoln a "great person"?

Mr. Universe's picture

He was tall. That's great. As a president, not so much.

jeff montanye's picture

probably should have bought the slaves' freedom but slavery needed ending.  good writer.  pithy.

however he can't take credit for the greenbacks i now find.


CuttingEdge's picture

He had a great beard - maybe a closet Mossie convert back in the day.

ebear's picture

They all had beards back then. Even the Chinese.

jeff montanye's picture

actually lincoln was the first president to have a beard. started a bit of a trend.

last president?  benjamin harrison.


acetinker's picture

Lincoln?  Good?

I just left Elvis and Adolf in Ecuador, and I'm sure they'd disagree.

Freddie's picture

Interview with young escort in hiding who allegedly had sex with Canadian Ted.

I assume this is real because the blogger web site has been around for quite a while and they could get a lot of flak if it was fake.  Also with Word Press it is pretty easy to track down.

NOTE: she claims he gave her money, ticket and a car to fly from Texas to Alexandria, VA.   If that is the case - he broke the law just like Spitzer did.  Spitzer was nailed by the NSA.

This poor young woman - assuming this is true, is scared for her life.


Here is another woman who is married and may have had Ted's kid.

Amanda Carpente and twitter seems to be erasing and blocking tweets,

WernerHeisenberg's picture

@ReasonForLife - are you kidding me?

Read Thomas DiLorenzo's book The Real Lincoln.  This corporate lawyer and Wall Street puppet ruled as a dictator, imprisioning his political adversaries, journalists, publishers without any due process.  Never mind Lincoln's military draft (which rich kids could buy their way out of), enforced by his massacre of draft protestors in NYC 1863.  Unfortunate he wasn't shot sooner.  Sic Semper Tyrannis

ReasonForLife's picture

I think you're kidding yourself by reading propoganda crap written by the same kinds of people who assasinated him.  Why would a bad person be assassinated?  You missed my whole point, GOOD people DON'T assasinate others, BAD people kill the GOOD.  If Lincoln was killed, it was because he stood in the way of evil, e.g. Slavery for example.  Anyway, here's something about Lincoln you didn't read yet from a person (cured thousands of sick people without medicine, by Wisdom and Logic) who lived during Lincolns time:


"Why do you not rub your head when sick?" Becuase I have nothing to rub out.
Now here are the two modes of reasoning. The natural man never sees that the
misery follows his acts. When he reasons it is all action with him and he never
dreams that reaction is the true wisdom, so the natural man is courageous at
first, for he does not see his real enemy. His real enemy is the natural result of
his acts, which is reaction, the true wisdom that will always measure to action its
own measure.

The wise man sees the wisdom of the thought before it takes effect and destroys
it. When the patient asked the question, he had the answer in the question for his
ignorance was what I was rubbing out, so if he had known that he would not have
wanted any rubbing. I will illustrate this mode of reasoning by Jeff Davis and
Abraham Lincoln. Davis' wisdom is all action, not having the element of true
wisdom or reaction in all his acts. He is ambitious and wants his own way; this
makes him a one-idea-man, all go-ahead without wisdom. His will is law and man
must obey. As he sees no reaction or wisdom, he shows courage, but it is the
effect of ignorance. Lincoln does not reason, his acts are governed by the
people, and his wisdom is in knowing the laws and in putting them into execution
according to the will of the people. He is not a dictator but a servant whom the
people have chosen. Here is the difference. Davis is a dictator without wisdom or
courage. Lincoln is a servant who has respect for his master, the people.
Knowing that his acts are the wishes of the people, he is strong; he does not
boast, for boasting is cowardice. Now when Davis sees the reaction of his folly,
he will flee, for his wisdom is of this world, not of science; for if he had the
science that action and reaction are equal, he would have seen that he was
building up a tower that would fall and crush him in the ruins of his own wisdom.
He did indeed show some spirit when his tower was rising, but when the winds of
the Northwest blew upon it, it commenced to tumble, the rocks and mortar began
to fall and he trembled, for his reason had departed from him. His friends forsook
him and he tried to find a place in the mountains to hide himself, for the day of
retribution had come and woe to them to whom it shall fall.
The last is a prophesy foretold the latter part of April 1861.

- Phineas Parkhurst Quimby


Lore's picture

@ RFL: You're naive. Next.

Meat Hammer's picture

"Why would you listen to that propaganda...?"

Oh, you mean like history books that claim Lincoln was a great man?!

ReasonForLife's picture

Run along with the herd opinions.  Don't bother challanging the common view.  Next?  An internet lumberjack looking to hew down comments? lol

TeraByte's picture

Do you do children´s parties as well.

Madcow Kaczynski's picture

And this is the crux. Treachery knows no bounds, and integrity by its nature sets self-imposed boundaries. Therefore, treachery has more tools in its toolbox to accomplish its ends. Did the Russians contemplate this almost 70 years ago? No, they killed the fucking shit out of the Nazis and went home, drank vodka, and slept like babies, guilt free. And the banker owned U.S. took credit for the win. Food for thought, kiddies, food for thought. Is all violence the same? Does killing an old lady for her handbag and killing a rapist fit anywhere in the same category? I would postulate not. Dogmatic pacifism is no better than dogmatic anything else. The violence of oppression and the violence of resistance against oppression are NOT THE SAME. They are as different as night and day. Until we internalize this fact of nature, we will sit behind our screens and whine and blame.
/ Rant off

Agstacker's picture

I'll bet you believe fire brought down WTC7 and Saudi's who couldn't fly a Cessna 172 piloted a jumbo jet right into the pentagon also.  

Freddie's picture

Read some of the stuff about Wash DC after he was shot.  The whole union area was a like a police state.

I do not watch shit TV or Hollywood but watched an old Steve McQueen TV show in B/W on youtube.   Steve was a bounty hunter after The (banksters-Rothschild) Civil War.

There was a death penalty for draft dodgers during The Civil War.  I think on the old TV show there were bounties on draft dodgers even after the war.

The prisoner of war camps especially Simpsonville, GA would have made the evil Japanese blush.

Seems like every USA war is filled with lies and later the truth slowly comes out.  Like all wars they are all bankster wars.

jeff montanye's picture

everything is a rich man's trick.  that may be bold but it sure as hell is most wars.  and it is true in spades, hearts, diamonds and clubs for this made in israel global war on terror:

all wars are bankers wars?  the mossad run attack on 9-11 is related to the 2008 financial crisis, particularly through hank greenberg and american international group.

RiverRoad's picture

We will have War with a Name when the Fed banksters say we will have War with a Name.  Until then we will have Terrorism....wink, wink.

Two Theives and a Liar's picture

Lincoln was also a pretty big-time Rayciss..."Forced Into Glory" by Lerone Bennett is a devastating historical record of Lincoln...mostly through his own words.

TheReplacement's picture

Hitler didn't live that long.  A bunch of "good" guys were on the way over to kill him but he did the job himself before they arrived.

Grumbleduke's picture

what to make of this, then? Half good, half bad?


"Jesus mudered;

Martin Luther King mudered;

Malcolm X murdered;

Gandhi murdered;

John Lennon murdered;



Reagan.... wounded.


jeff montanye's picture

nelson mandela dead at 95, revered by the world.

reality doesn't break down into two exclusive categories as often as the human mind would like, imo.

StychoKiller's picture

Hmm, then how about a Guillotine with Hillary's name on it?

jeff montanye's picture

there is some poetry there.  mr. banzai?

possibly a likeness sitting grumpily in a tumbrel?  on the traditional pile of (her own) manure?

SMG's picture

I guess this does emphasize the importance of American Nationalism being a movement and not tied to any one single person.  You can kill a person, but not an idea whose time has come.

Low IQ fan of VVP's picture

tandemocracy American-style: Obama as VP, Biden as Pres. 

opport.knocks's picture

You know Obama is just jealous of Putin/Medveyev.

NoPension's picture

I have no doubt she let it known, crystal clear.....

" if I go down, we all go down"

After all, she represented the Obama Administration. Whatever you or I may think of her, she was taking orders.

Personally, and I can't prove it, I think Stevens was in Libya ( in a sector no Ambassador should have ever been in) attempting to close a weapons deal, for USA aligned insurgents in Syria. And the shit went south. And I believe, they watched him and his men get killed in real time, rather than rescue them and have to explain why and what the fuck he was doing there.
This makes Iran Contra and Watergate look like schoolyard tiffs. These motherfuckers are scum.
And let us's usually not the dirty deeds that bring them down, it's the coverup.
150 FBI agents, sworn to secrecy. At least one will spill the beans.

TheObsoleteMan's picture

Not only that, but Ambassador Stevens was queerer than a three dollar bill, who sends a queer diplomat deep into an unstable, highly volatile MUSLIM country, where it is common practice to behead them? What you described is exactly what went down.

jeff montanye's picture

that he was sodomized by his killers is of course not proof, see the death of gaddafi ("we came, we saw, he died" cankles cackle) but there is sure a lot of smoke for there to be no fire at all.

RiverRoad's picture

Remain Calm:

Re "the plan":

There will be no 3rd term for Obama.  With the garbage that comes out with Hillary's indictment Uncle Joe won't be elected dog-catcher.  But the FBI will never wait that long.  They know the Day and the Hour...