Large Explosion In Paris Due To "Gas Leak," Not Terror Police Say

Tyler Durden's picture


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The tape is lit up this morning with reports of a large explosion in the 6th district of central Paris.

Images that surfaced on social media show black smoke billowing from the site of the blast. Ambulances have been reportedly seen in the area of the incident.  Some have suggested the incident was gas-related, and that account appears to have been confirmed by authorities.

Still, everyone is understandably on edge following last week's attacks in Brussels.

The area has been evacuated. Here are some of the images from France:


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VinceFostersGhost's picture



I'm thinking islamic peace stuff here...


I'm sure Obama will apologize for it on his say to the gold course...explaining how this is America's fault in 3, 2, 1.....

nmewn's picture

Christians again.

We really need to understand why they hate us so much ;-)

MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

Oh I get it, so now every explosion can be blamed on Muslim 'extremists'. Nice try, but everyone knows you are a bunch of Islamaphobic racists. Today's Accredited Times article is about unconscious racism, and how to tell if you are a perpetrator.

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Million Dollhair Boners:  It must hurt to be as fucking dumb as you are. 

Tell me MDB....does your head hurt?  Even on my worst day my IQ is 3x yours.

Bokkenrijder's picture

Here is ZH again: crying "wolf!"

VinceFostersGhost's picture



You're a good solder.


Here's a vest for you....strap it on.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

You forgot to give him his glove and remind him to smile for the camera.

Lone_Star's picture

I keep wondering who the SJWs are that just down vote and don't have the stones to comment. I figure one is MDbutthurt.

Urban Redneck's picture

It was the 6th, it was either the result of a sloppy corner cutting SJW plumber (who may or may not have been Muslim), or a radical Muslim with a beef against SJWs. Either way, one can blame European leftist SJWs for the blast.

Skateboarder's picture

Merely farting.

Wait till next summer.

Ignatius's picture

Never let an explosion go to waste.

Every explosion is an opportunity to win the 'war on terror'.

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Million Dollhair Boner sucks donkey wad. Swallows

Million Dollhair Boner sucks donkey wad. Spits


Satan's picture

I'm not racist.

I hate everyone equally.

VinceFostersGhost's picture



That seems completely fair....good for you,.

Monetas's picture
Monetas (not verified) Satan Apr 1, 2016 6:21 AM

It´s not about skin color .... it's about chimp ?

NoDebt's picture

MDB- why did you move from Krugmanesque economic trolling to this race-baiting kick?  This is actually kind of an ugly turn for you.  

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Million Dollhair Boners is the way he is because he's a liberal atheist who will call you an idiot for not believing in evolution but then in the next minute claim we're all exactly the same in spite of the fact that Africans are black and don't exhibit much forethought because they evolved in Africa where the sun is strong and food is for the picking.  Of course this tends to make them more social and have a leg up on us socially because whites who evolved in northern europe where those who don't exhibit forethought die next winter and tend to be taciturn due to our Neanderthal big brained heritage that gives us the benefit of 2 linearly independent lines of cerebral development resulting in a 30 point IQ advantage over a pure African.  Nor would he be able to fathom why Incans in Peru to this day are dark skinned and short because they adapted to a climate higher up in the Andes where the unfiltered sun is strong and food was not as plentiful.

Contrast that with me who is also atheist but not a complete fucking idiot.  I accept that careful observation of behavior yields certain trends that can characterize various gene pools because well.....EVOLUTION, SCIENCE.

Libtards are so ...well....libtarded.

Lorca's Novena's picture

Im thinking alter ego. The tone is a bit off

gmak's picture

What a load of crap. Every single individual has unconscious biases. Some are formed by our experiences in life, some are instinctive based on our 100KK years of tribal living (if you're not like me, you may be a threat).  To cast this as racism is very progressivist of you. 


our treatment of 'strangers' is one of the outcomes of moving from isolated tribes to large societal arrangement.\s.  Net you'll be telling me that only white males of European ancestry can be racist. snort.  If I don't like someone, I don't like them. By your criteria, unless I'm bending over for everyone who is different from me, I;m racist.  


BTW: Probabilities say that if there is an explosion, Muslim extremist is the highest likelihood. It's just math, nothing personal.

Techpriest of Mars's picture

>>"BTW: Probabilities say that if there is an explosion, Muslim extremist is the highest likelihood. It's just math, nothing personal."

hummmmm .... and you said this based on what ??? what your TV said surely ??? so do you believe in the russkie army who is threatening "peace" in europe ?? you also believe that the FED saved the world economy in 2008 ?? you also believe that your ponzi scam economy is doing "great" ?? you also believe that COP 21 was about saving the polar bears (LOL) ????

seriously freind, even for someone with hlf a brain, those pathetics "evenets" put in place like a macabre show should have awakened you, but i guess not everyone has "half a brain" .... sigh

conscious being's picture


Re. "What a load of crap."

If there's an explosion, it's most likely gmak blowing gas ... again.

It's simple. It's math.

monad's picture

ff, crackacide or Allah didn't will dummy to follow directions.

GUS100CORRINA's picture

Nothing to Say ... let the Bible speak about the matter.

[2Ti 3:1-5 NKJV] 1 But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, 4 traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away!

nmewn's picture

"unconscious racism"...the NWO accredited nutcases have invented yet another marketing phrase/

PT's picture

In this case it is true.  Every time something blows up, I blame the Muzzies.  I really don't know why.  Maybe it really woz an innocent gas leak, but for some reason I get the feeling that the Frenchies will decide they need to bomb Syria again.  I really don't know why.  I must say the MSM has me well trained ... ... until they say it is safe to import more Muzzies.  For some reason, that part of the indoctrination doesn't work so well.

VinceFostersGhost's picture



It was just a little gas......not sure why anyone would think it would be muslim terror.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

It's an April fools gag put on by ISIS. Even they have a bit of a sense of humor.

monad's picture

If they'd just pick better targets...

PT's picture


Ask Pavlov's Dog.  I hear he has a theory.

damicol's picture

Utter fucking libtard drivel

  1. You are white and you do not recognize your privilege, or feel an obligation to help races less fortunate than you
  2. You not in my circle you can fuck off. I dont give  fuck
  3. You start sentences with “I’m not racist, but” and end sentences with “But I’m 
  4. I know who I am and I dont need fucking whining shit like that
  5. Less than half of your close friends are people of color
  6. Ther is not a chance on earth that anyone with a sub 70 IQ is a goddam superstitious idiot  muslim or not or sucks obmboys cock could ever be a friend of mine
  7. You make excuses like “I have a black/Hispanic friend”
  8. I make no excuses for friends I do not have or ever will
  9. You were offended by the coverage of the Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown cases
  10. What the fuck is there to be offended about. Niggas dead now kill the pig
  11. You believe there needs to be a ‘white’ history month, or a ‘white’ equivalent of organizations that only admit disadvantaged races
  12. Who the fuck wrote this shit
  13. You use 9/11 and terror attacks to justify your prejudice against Muslims
  14. Seeing it was that cunt Bush and his CIA and MIC that did that who gives a fuck. Muslims ar low IQ ragheads ahould sta in thier sand pits
  15. You oppose affirmative action because you think it’s ‘unfair’
  16. I don't give a fuck if you want to pay for that shit. I do not and will not pay or even take any fucking notice of it
  17. You think Jews ‘run the world’ because they have more money than you
  18. Jews are like muslims, brain dead brain wshed evil fuckers. I don't give a fuck what happens to any jew
  19. You think racial differences are anything other than cultural
  20. Racial differences are like the difference between a St Bernard and a Chihuahua. And who the fuck wants a yapping Chihuahua around
VinceFostersGhost's picture



Obviously you spent some time on that.


Thank you for all your hard work.

Racer's picture

More dead bodies? The "markets" will love that

an unfortunate and sad /sarc off comment  :(

froze25's picture

Is that what leftwing extremist are going to call Islamic terror bombs now? "Gas leaks".

Byte Me's picture

Allahou (fart) Akboom??

Techpriest of Mars's picture

the more our elites insult our intelligence, the more we believe, the more we fall into "herd" like behaviour

this is something truly amazing, it look like most of us like to be "maltreated"

HectorCamachoTrump's picture
HectorCamachoTrump (not verified) Apr 1, 2016 6:04 AM

The real question to ask you....christian satanists is this: Is this good for the jews?

VinceFostersGhost's picture



The real question to ask you....christian satanists


I don't know anyone in "holly" "wood".

Wow72's picture

I can only hope its the French people starting to attack their real enemies.... THEIR GOVERNMENT! Only then will people start to see change.  Otherwise it will be MOAR of the same. What a shame.

Bopper09's picture

Let me guess, a bunch of unsold vehicles somehow got wiped out in the blast.


Although this may just be a gas leak, or something they arent' lying about.   Once in a while I suppose they could tell the truth.

PT's picture

Truth?  Naaaaaaaaah!  Even if they could tell the truth, how could they possibly resist the temptation to chuck a few lies in with it?

Bopper09's picture

Not sure what I was thinking there