The First Virtual Reality President

Tyler Durden's picture

"peddling virtual fiction..."

 

 

Source: Investors.com

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HopefulCynical's picture

Say what you will about Ramirez, but this NAILS IT.

remain calm's picture

forgot to add "and my wife is hot" while he where his Virtual Glasses

zuuma's picture

or maybe just... "I like Girls!"

Arnold's picture

At his age, it should be 'I like women."

POTUS is many things and Pedo is not one of them.(probably)

hannah's picture

in VR one buthole looks just like another. i bet michele has a hell of a manhole on the derrierrerrerrerr...!

BullyBearish's picture

That's Obummer's job...he's the FUC (Fluffer-in-Chief)

loonyleft's picture

that would be FIC.....moron

gatorengineer's picture

Thats not virtual reality that the MSM....... its what they are selling, and amazingingly what alot of people are buying

Sages wife's picture

Exactly. He wasn't wearing a VR headset when he was scolding about peddling fiction.

Squid Viscous's picture

fuck you Ramirez, your Iran bashing jingo horse shit has already sentenced you to a special place in hell.

 

Michael Ware, "Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War"

 

watch it then STFU

All Risk No Reward's picture

Iran's biggest sin is they don't have a Debt-Money Monopolist central bank that inhibits "god's work" (the counterfeit one) from enslaving then destroying humanity.

Dr. Engali's picture

The sea waters aren't lowered yet. Get to work Mr. president.

redc1c4's picture

he wouldn't recognize w*rk if it bit him in his scrawny, Reggie cum filled, ass.

XitSam's picture

"Golf be work. An I'm workin it." -- Obama

Janet Shalom Bernanke's picture

His other hand is firmly positioned on his joystick

SomethingSomethingDarkSide's picture

Bet ya $5 he's watching an Afghan Dancing Boy

The Saint's picture

I'll bet ya.  I think he's watching an IRANIAN dancing boy.

redc1c4's picture

Present-Snit Obola is a SCOAMF.

Stuttering
Clusterf*ck
Of
A
Miserable
Failure

TradingIsLifeBrah's picture
TradingIsLifeBrah (not verified) Apr 5, 2016 4:06 PM

Guess PornHub's VR porn went online...

One-Eyed-Thong's picture
One-Eyed-Thong (not verified) Apr 5, 2016 4:07 PM

FUCKEN NIGGER

cheech_wizard's picture

You'd be amazed at how many websites I get banned from when I tell them I am just days away from opening my designer line of lawn jockeys of Famous Black Presidents to be manufactured in China. I simply can't fathom so many people's consternation.

 

joego1's picture

Actually nigger means ignorant and since Obama is half white and half black I think that means the word is no longer racis. I mean there are a lot of white niggers after all.

Tumbleweeds's picture

First virtual reality President? Or first virtual reality "cartoonist"? I'd say "mission accomplished" ZH.

LawyerScum's picture

Barry's favorite VR game is called "Chicago Bathhouse Rendevous". 

iClaudius's picture

What is he doing with his other hand?

Dr. Engali's picture

Fucking you and all the rest of us.

carbonmutant's picture

Barry's gonna need that after November...

Colonel Klink's picture

The damage is GREAT, to this once great nation.

Fuck you Obama!

Herdee's picture

Obama's been in an augmented reality world since he took office.He's a war monger just like John McCain.Russia and China are the imaginary enemies so that he and others can bankrupt and destroy America from within.

Oldwood's picture

Obama perceives NO enemies other than contingents of the American people. He uses threats real, imagined and engineered, as a tool to impose greater control and eliminate remaining freedoms. He may bomb the rest of the world, but he will never claim any responsibility for it, all while telling us to be fearful of those yet to be defined. Obama loves Iranians at least as much as he loves Americans....and that's not much.

Twatter's picture

Hey what happen to Google glass?

Chupacabra-322's picture

How's this for Virtual Reality? The Japs are Fucked up.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a2f_1459870491

Skiprrrdog's picture

He is watching Fuckerberg breastfeed his new demon spawn...

 

Are Odumbo's ears getting smaller?

JamaicaJim's picture

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus H. I Hate The Cunt Christ....

Gonna take a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMIGATOR to fucking blast out 1600 Penny......

FUCK!

8 years of that whoop in there????

JEsus Keeeeeeeeeeeeeerist!

ISEEIT's picture

I've heard that throwing poop tends to be counter-productive.

Do what you do though.

ISEEIT's picture

The progtards don't really give a damn. A few of 'em whine and squeal from time to time (but those few tend to either change sexes or become Libertarian).

Anyone well informed understands that government and other sociopathic organizations are at war against humanity. Not only that...

They're largely 'winning'.

This shitshow of a 'nomination contest' with both parties (gangs) is so fucking Alice in Wonderland absurd.

 

onmail1's picture

<-- Alduin speaks

The world eater

the world looter

one who harvests ur souls

The evil angel of 

sodomization & drugs

thebigunit's picture

Whoa!

I see the future!

First it was welfare.

Then Food Stamps.

Then Section 8 housing vouchers.

Then Obamaphones.

The final stage: the gubmint gives VR goggles to the masses!

The only reality the masses will know is what the gubmint displays on their goggles.

"Four legs good. Two legs bad."

HopefulCynical's picture

"Four legs good. Two legs BETTER!"

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.