Denmark's "Recipe For Integration" - Segregated Swimming Hours

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Following the surge in sexual assaults in Swedish swimming pools, and helpful leafletting, refugee "integration" efforts across European nations have taken a turn for the worse - despite all the politically-correct jawboning. First the German town of Bornheim banned adult male asylum seekers from the public pool, but now, the Danish capital of Copenhagen has taken a leaf out of 1960s America and introduced segegrated hours for boys and girls after a huge number of immigrants suddenly took up swimming in the refugee-heavy district of Tingbjerg.

Here is the full cartoon which you are encouraged to review in its entirety if you are an asylum seeker that plans on swimming in Bavaria.


But in the German town of Bornheim, male asylum seekers have simply been banned.

And now, as Sputnik News reports, Copenhagen is witnessing a major influx of young Muslim girls flocking to swimming pools following the introduction of segregated hours for boys and girls.

The Capital City Swimming Club HSK has touted the controversial move as a "recipe for integration," citing a huge number of immigrant boys and girls who have taken up swimming in the refugee-heavy district of Tingbjerg. However, the decision stirred strong reactions among fellow Danes, with a number of politicians and commentators rebuking it for being contrary to Danish values.


The girl-only swimming hours take place with windows and doors to the swimming hall blacked out in accordance with the religious and cultural requirements put forward by parents, reports Berlingske.


According to the newspaper, 246 girls of non-Danish ethnic origin between the ages of five and 12 have taken up swimming since the introduction of separate girl-only sessions.


However, Copenhagen's deputy mayor Carl Christian Ebbesen of the Danish People's Party castigated segregated swimming sessions for Muslim girls as "a setback for integration" and "destructive" to Danish culture.


"It is utter craziness to meet these demands. Swimming pools are in desperately short supply, so we shouldn't be closing them down by putting curtains in front of the windows and signs saying ‘just for girls' just to meet the demands of religious fanatics," Ebbesen told Berlingske.


According to the politician, Muslim girls are welcome to take part in sports clubs on the same basis as everybody else. "Every time we meet these demands, we are destroying the society we've worked so hard for," he continued.

On the bright side, retailers are taking advantage of the new 'sport' that muslim girls appear to be embracing...

Perhaps, in the interest of integration, authorities could tattoo numbers on the refugees' arms and only allow certain numbered citizens access to showers and water facilities?

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TradingIsLifeBrah's picture
TradingIsLifeBrah (not verified) Apr 28, 2016 4:45 PM

Racist much? :(

Looney's picture

Just drain them freakin’ pools already!

On the other hand, the Danish women (and men) can protect themselves by carrying a concealed piece of… PORK?  ;-)


peddling-fiction's picture

Load up cruise ships that have pools with rapefugees .

Tell them they have earned a cruise to get to know Scandinavia.

Bait them with hot girls who then leave the ship and stay behind in Scandinavia.

Destination North Africa.

Security provided by the Soldiers of Odin.

Problem solved.

InjectTheVenom's picture

how 'bout the guv stays the fuck out of it & let the people "figure it out" for themselves ? #problemsolvedquickly

peddling-fiction's picture

That will happen as well if this issue is not dealt with in a creative manner. This is a citizen proposal.

TeamDepends's picture

Danes, watch out for Baby-Ruths in the pool.

French Bloke's picture

Separation = Integration. Clever, eh?

Son of Loki's picture
Italy Uncovers Plot to Attack Vatican, Israeli Embassy



Italian authorities arrested four people suspected of extremism on Thursday and issued arrest warrants for two more operating in Syria, according to the Milan prosecutor.

Authorities said one of the suspects is a Moroccan-born national living in Italy who had received orders from the Islamic State militant group (ISIS) to conduct an attack in Rome during the Holy Year, a period announced by Pope Francis that lasts from December 2015 to November 2016.

The man, who authorities named as Abderrahim Moutahrrick, is reported to have received a WhatsApp message from ISIS-held territory that read: “Dear brother Abderrahim, I send you... the bomb poem... listen to the sheik and strike,” in reference to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.


Anyone else been to Italy in the last 10 years? Southern Italy up to just north of Florence has turned into one extremely dangerous cesspool.

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) Son of Loki Apr 28, 2016 7:05 PM

Just arm lifeguards and give them orders to shoot rapists on sight.

peddling-fiction's picture

The Soldiers of Odin have a special dislike of that kind of behavior and will create new medical emergencies.

Then they will be held for the duration of the voyage and will hand over the faggots to a North African country that incarcerates homosexuals (if caught that is).

They will be forewarned of this.

Urban Redneck's picture

Forget the pools, I want to know what's going on with Danish saunas... Something doesn't add up in the MSM storyline... and there are enough Turks among the rapefugees that this can't be a unknown known... so the known unknown is annoying.

Theonewhoknows's picture
Theonewhoknows (not verified) Looney Apr 28, 2016 5:27 PM

Do 3 things. 

1. Stop immigration, it's nation-wide suicide and subsidizing through welfare state ghettos with not assimilating immigration.

2. stop bombing middle east. Simple but hard to comprehend that UK + FRANCE + US wanted just oil and gold from Libya - check new emails from Hillary Clinton.

3. Can we please have a normal debate without name-calling. Without political correctness and ban on free speech (whenever anyone criticizes islam he is islamophobe, xenophobe etc... it's ridiculous).



oh an this analysis still stands:

swamp's picture

It is no defense to the swell of invader urine and semen in the pools.

Id fight Gandhi's picture

Light skinned, light eye color blonde and red haired people are the minority in the world and need protection.

drendebe10's picture

Stoopud for thinking a poster would stop it... Even more Stoopud for letting em in the country in the first place. ..  Oops, dats rayciss...  Fugit

buzzardsluck's picture

You strike me as a 'FIRST COMMENT!' kinda dipshit and the blacksheep tyler (read: the really fucking dumb euro one) penned this post.


Fuck the 'immigrants'

HRH of Aquitaine's picture
HRH of Aquitaine (not verified) TradingIsLifeBrah Apr 28, 2016 6:13 PM

Idiot. Islam is not a race. But since that is the first crap you spewed maybe you should walk to the nearest mirror and take a close look.

Skip's picture

TradingIsLifeBrah Said: "Racist much? :("

Well the gang responsible for the non-white immigration invasion of ALL white countries are the biggest "racists" ever seen on the face of the earth. It is that they control the MSM and Wall Street and everything else of import that the Whites
don't know about it.

Who is behind 3rd world immigration into Sweden and why?

Look up Barbara Lerner Spectre , an American Jewish studies professor. Here is a video of what she had to say about who is behind 3rd world immigration into all of Europe. Barbara Lerner Spectre, sister of Lois Lerner, IRS Commissar who specialized in auditing Whites.

This video expands on the Barbara Lerner Spectre section of the previous video about Sweden.

There is another member of the same tribe, Anetta Kahane in Germany saying the same things:

How and Why America was changed

And as far as what all these NON-EUROPEANS are doing in EUROPE, well I think this Swedish woman singer really puts it all in perspective, culled from 2 live performances, it is interspersed with news footage of riots in Sweden:
Ode To A Dying People

Eyes shining bright with unspilt tears,
Thinking about all those wasted years.
When everything worth living for is gone,
Brother, I find it hard to keep fighting on.
Falling down towards the abyss, the abyss,
The reaper embraces me with his kiss;
It makes me want to refuse to care, refuse to care
To watch this all unfold - too much to bear.

If this is the way it ends -
If this is the way my race ends . . .
If this is the way it ends - I can't bear to witness

Disease encroaching on all I hold dear,
Somehow I gotta get my soul outta here.
Heart of agony, faint burning hope,
I'm finding it hard to try to cope . . .

Because liars own the world with conquering poise, with conquering poise,
In a wasteland of the meaningless noise;
We don't stand a chance with dormant pride, with dormant pride
The heroes of our race have already died . . .

If this is the way it ends - if this is the way my race ends. . .
If this is the way it ends - I can't bear to witness . . .

To imagine it has all come down to this,
Apathy and suicidal bliss . . .

It's all over except for the cryin',
With a whimper instead of the roar of a lion . . .

The greatest race to ever walk the earth, walk the earth
Dying a slow death with insane mirth,
The tomb has been prepared, our race betrayed, our race betrayed
White man fight the flight towards the grave . . .

If this is the way it ends - if this is the way my race ends . . .
If this is the way it ends - I can't bear to witness . . .
If this is the way it ends - if this is the way my race ends . . .
If this is the way it ends - I can't bear to witness . . .

Don't let it end this way,
Don't let it end this way,
Don't let it end this way, I can't bear to witness . . .

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Oil and water do not mix well. Ask any mechanic how it works out in an internal combustion engine, let alone two starkly different cultures.

bada boom's picture

What about Bruce? Sorry, Kaitlyn.

swamp's picture

That thing dangling ain't no she.

Conax's picture

They like their bathing beauties in black and blue, the colors of an ass whuppin.

I bet they got red draws on under there.

alexcojones's picture

Tell me again why Trump's immigration policies are so bad, Media?


alexcojones's picture

+1 Peddling Fiction comment:

I Know Where YUGE ships are for sale for $1.

Hold a lot of rapefugees. AND after you fill the Yuge hold with water? Swimming pool!

peddling-fiction's picture

When I saw those ships, that thought did cross my mind.

RyanAir style low-fare cruise ships.

No frills and lots of staff bitching and yelling. /lol

You are welcome to take a dump in those pools if you wish.

During the cruise, might as well ramp it up back to their "normal" life back home without any Eirik shedding tears for them.

Bastiat's picture

Those outfits are indecent!  They need a nylon stuff sack with a drawstring over the head--maybe a couple eye slits.

Aubiekong's picture

So what about the rights of the the people who wish to swim together?  No coed birthday parties?

Cacete de Ouro's picture

Whatever happened to the Great Danes? Did the EU put some 'bend over and take it' potion into the Danish drinking water supply?

Aubiekong's picture

The muslim culture is not about tolerance its about domination and the extinction of every other culture.  Every inch given more will be taken until they have sharia law and then its convert or die...

Son of Loki's picture

"Pool Closed.


Go poop somewhere else."

petroglyph's picture

Sounds like Catholics. How about those Inquistions, eh?

Get religion out of all governments including the Israeli government, and the US.


Aubiekong's picture

LOL its not swimming its bathing to them....

Aubiekong's picture

I never want one of my grandchildren, especially a girl to be forced to live in a Muslim culture.  The only way to stop that is to admit we are at war with the Muslim nations of the world.  In the end we will all be Muslim or all the Muslims will be dead.  That is the only two outcomes possible. You may know a  Muslim and they could be some of the best people on the planet but the problem comes when sharia law is passed and then there are no moderate Muslims and no tolerance for your non Muslim religious beliefs.  Its time we understood this before its too late to stop them...

N0TaREALmerican's picture
N0TaREALmerican (not verified) Aubiekong Apr 28, 2016 5:20 PM

Same applies to the South-East United States.   Give the believers an inch and they'll take your liberty.

Bopper09's picture

Stopping 'them' is correct.  It's not the Muslims at fault here.  A message for them:



DeathMerchant's picture

I'm going with option #2 I see you got two moslem red arrows so far.

Sparehead's picture

Ahhhh, that’s a fine solution. So at what time can one enjoy soaking in the hot tub full of migrant semen without being groped?

Norsky's picture

I guess the idea of gender-neutral restrooms is off the table..................

Aubiekong's picture

Hey liberals where are you to defend womens rights?  They dont want a dirty female to be in the water at the same time as any clean male.  To the muslim the female is only property and they are treated as such.  Why dont you stand up against the muslim culture you cowards...


N0TaREALmerican's picture
N0TaREALmerican (not verified) Aubiekong Apr 28, 2016 5:26 PM

Liberals love all minorities regardless of who they are.    They can only complain about Muslims when they become the majority.

Conservative distrust all minorities regardless of who they are.    They can only respect Muslims when they become the majority.

DeathMerchant's picture

Bullshit!! Real conservatives don't like moslems under any circumstances. That's one of the reasons guys did more than one tour, just for the opportunity.

l8apex's picture

I guess nobody sent you the memo on the liberal "rights" heirarchy.  I think it goes something like this:


white guys


day-old bread

all other guys

white girls

black girls - but only if they can scream "BLM" for no apparent reason

legal immigrants

illegal immigrants

TVTS T-whatever


That reminds me, I need to ask where midgets fit into the list.



ClydeCrashcup's picture

Too funny!

But you forgot to include the crippled, er, I mean the "differently abled".