The Full Story Behind Bloomberg's Attempt To "Unmask" Zero Hedge

Tyler Durden's picture

Over the years, Zero Hedge has proven to be a magnet for media attention.

It started years ago with a NY Magazine article published in September 2009 which first "unmasked" the people behind Zero Hedge with the "The Dow Zero Insurgency: The nothing-can-be-believed chaos of the financial crisis created a golden opportunity for a blog run by a mysterious ex-hedge-funder with a dodgy past and conspiracy theories to burn" in which we were presented as a bunch of "conspiracy theory" tin foil hat paranoid loons.

We are ok with being typecast as "conspiracy theorists" as these "theories" tend to become "conspiracy fact" months to years later.

Others, such as "academics who defend Wall Street to reap rewards" had taken on a different approach, accusing the website of being a "Russian information operation", supporting pro-Russian interests, which allegedly involved KGB and even Putin ties, simply because we refused to follow the pro-US script. We are certainly ok with being the object of other's conspiracy theories, in this case completely false ones since we have never been in contact with anyone in Russia, or the US, or any government for that matter. We have also never accepted a dollar of outside funding from either public or private organization - we have prided ourselves in our financial independence because we have been profitable since inception.

Which brings us to the latest "outing" of Zero Hedge, this time from none other than Bloomberg which this morning leads with "Unmasking the Men Behind Zero Hedge, Wall Street's Renegade Blog" in which it makes the tacit admission that "Bloomberg LP competes with Zero Hedge in providing financial news and information."

To an extent we were surprised, because while much of the "information" Bloomberg claims it reveals could have been discovered by anyone with a cursory 30 second google search, this time the accusation lobbed at Zero Hedge by Bloomberg was a new one: that we are capitalists who seek to generate profits and who have expectations from our employees.

This comes from a media organization which caters to Wall Street and is run by one of the wealthiest people in the world.

Underlying the entire Bloomberg article is disclosure based on a former employee at Zero Hedge.

Traditionally we don't reply to such media stories but in this case we'll make an exception as there is a substantial amount of information Bloomberg has purposefully failed to add.

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Zero Hedge hired Colin when he approached us over a year ago begging for a job after he was fired with cause from Seeking Alpha following a fight with a coworker. This should have set off alarm flags but we ignored it.

Colin was a good writer, covering topics ranging from finance to economics to politics. Oddly enough, Colin had no qualms with capitalism when he accepted the money he was paid: as Bloomberg wrote, "his salary helped pay the rent on a “very nice” condominium on South Carolina’s Hilton Head Island." Perhaps he should have refused any compensation to demonstrate his allegiance to some "anticapitalist" cause?

More importantly, and unfortunately, Colin also was revealed to be an emotionally unstable, psychologically troubled alcoholic with a drug dealer past, as per his own disclosures.

All of these revelations were made clear to us long after we hired Colin, and unfortunately they were the catalyst that precipitated his full emotional collapse and ultimately led to his abrupt departure. All of these facts were also made clear to Bloomberg as part of its source "fact-checking." Surprisingly to us, Bloomberg had no problems running a sole-sourced piece by a disgruntled former employee who not only admitted he had major psychological problems, a checkered past, was unstable, but had also made clear his motive to "out" this website with hopes of crushing it and even issued death threats to Zero Hedge workers.

In short: in its desire to obtain ad-revenue generating clicks, Bloomberg provided a platform to a deranged person who held a major grudge.

Colin's departure, triggered by what readers will see was a near psychological breakdown, is also the basis for the Bloomberg article: as Colin made it clear to us, in his latest emotional outburst, he meant to "destroy" the website; he has used Bloomberg as a platform in his attempt to discredit it and Bloomberg was willing to be that platform. 

Which is ironic because as recently as two months ago Colin was thanking us for "saving his life" and that ZH is the most important thing in his life. The last thing he wanted to do was "fuck it up" as he admitted in a text message.


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Alas, as often happens, the reality is different from what is being presented in the mainstream media, as readers will shortly find out.

But first, we would like to address a key false claim that Bloomberg makes, namely the following:

Lokey, who said he wrote much of the site’s political content, claimed there was pressure to frame issues in a way he felt was disingenuous. “I tried to inject as much truth as I could into my posts, but there’s no room for it. “Russia=good. Obama=idiot. Bashar al-Assad=benevolent leader. John Kerry= dunce. Vladimir Putin=greatest leader in the history of statecraft,” Lokey wrote, describing his take on the website's politics. Ivandjiiski countered that Lokey could write “anything and everything he wanted directly without anyone writing over it.”

He adds: “I can’t be a 24-hour cheerleader for Hezbollah, Moscow, Tehran, Beijing, and Trump anymore. It’ s wrong. Period."

He is absolutely correct: nobody ever asked Colin to be that, and Zero Hedge is most certainly not that - what it is, is the other side of the story which usually is not reported and the one that will make readers think.

To be sure, not only was Colin never told how or what to write when covering any given topic, he was never editorialized. Any topic, subject and story he wanted to write about was his entirely own, and he was never pressured with an "angle" which is much more than we can say for most of our competitors.  What is amusing is that at first Lokey accused Zero Hedge of having a pro-Trump agenda, which then mysteriously morphed just days later into the old "pro-Putin" fallback. However, as he admits, he was never actually told how or what to write, he merely "thought" this was the case.


Another false allegation was that "Lokey says he's “scared to even ask for an hour off,” while Ivandjiiski replies that “if you ever need time off for whatever reason, never hesitate to just ask.” In February, Lokey says, “I love this company and this website,” and tells Ivandjiiski “you saved my life,” expressing thanks for the job."

Indeed he did, as recently a two months ago, or just a month before his departure. And more to the point, we repeatedly asked Colin if he needs "time off". Yet somehow Bloomberg is reporting as if he was afraid to "even ask for an hour off."


Unfortunately, this is the pattern of lies that emerged in recent months and culminated with today's Bloomberg hitpiece.

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Below we will provide factual examples that corroborate that what Bloomberg's article is nothing more than a disgruntled employee seeking media attention in his attempt to "destroy" his former employer.

First, some insight into Colin's repeated alcohol abuse, the underlying reason for his what until recently were inexplicable to us mood swings, and sadly, the steady deterioration of his work product.

He said that in February. He failed to "banish it" as his drinking not only got worse, it nearly led to Colin committing himself. The drinking continued.


Conveniently Bloomberg ignored to add that its source was an alcoholic. It also ignored to add that its source had and still has deep psychological problems. In fact, as he himself admitted his problem is like "some physical sickness." It got so bad, he first resigned two months ago as a result of his most recent emotional collapse.

... Only to beg for his job back just hours later.


We decided to give him another chance: after all he was certainly a good writer which is why, incidentally, nobody ever edited, pressured or adjusted his writing contrary to his allegations.

Alas, it continued, and Colin had another major relapse promptly thereafter.

We wanted to help Colin, but not even he had any idea how to help himself. Sadly, his drinking would continue, as would his trips to get hospitalized in order to get help if only on paper.

Colin admitted that his emotional trouble were so bad he had to be given a therapist and given Ativan.

Once again, he begged for forgiveness, and once again we granted it.

This was followed by more hospital trips, and more excuses about his steadily deteriorating work product.


Ultimately what was going on with Colin's mental state was something that he himself dubbed "incomprehensible and frightening."


And then it was finally revealed the reason for his recurring mental problems: they were a remnant from his drug dealing days, a fact he presented to us for the first time just weeks ago.


All of this went on for weeks and months, and culminated with yet another promise that Colin will "fix this."


A few days later Colin had his final mental breakdown, which culminated with his explicit desire to "shut it down", for which he would find a very willing outlet in the face of our "competitor" Bloomberg...

... Coupled with a death threat.


And this is the objective source that "competitor" Bloomberg used for their piece.

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Regarding, the actual content of Bloomberg's platform giving voice to a disturbed individual, former drug dealer and alcoholic, we find it particularly amusing as it "accuses" Zero Hedge of being intent on generating profits.

Coming from Bloomberg we find this not only entertaining but somewhat hypocritical.

Yes, Zero Hedge does and needs to generate a profit as nobody else would provide the funding needed to us, especially since our message is a simple one: the one the mainstream media will usually refuse to touch or discuss. We find it particularly amusing that Bloomberg quotes quotes Lokey as saying "he was irked by what he saw as the hypocrisy of Zero Hedge and how it runs counter to its antiestablishment image."

This may have been the underlying problem confusing Colin because it is not an "antiestablishment image" - it is a website whose mission is clearly stated in our manifesto:

our mission:

  • to widen the scope of financial, economic and political information available to the professional investing public.
  • to skeptically examine and, where necessary, attack the flaccid institution that financial journalism has become.
  • to liberate oppressed knowledge.
  • to provide analysis uninhibited by political constraint.
  • to facilitate information's unending quest for freedom

our method: pseudonymous speech...


anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. it thus exemplifies the purpose behind the bill of rights, and of the first amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation-- and their ideas from suppression-- at the hand of an intolerant society. 


...responsibly used.


the right to remain anonymous may be abused when it shields fraudulent conduct. but political speech by its nature will sometimes have unpalatable consequences, and, in general, our society accords greater weight to the value of free speech than to the dangers of its misuse.

- mcintyre v. ohio elections commission 514 u.s. 334 (1995) justice stevens writing for the majority


though often maligned (typically by those frustrated by an inability to engage in ad hominem attacks) anonymous speech has a long and storied history in the united states. used by the likes of mark twain (aka samuel langhorne clemens) to criticize common ignorance, and perhaps most famously by alexander hamilton, james madison and john jay (aka publius) to write the federalist papers, we think ourselves in good company in using one or another nom de plume. particularly in light of an emerging trend against vocalizing public dissent in the united states, we believe in the critical importance of anonymity and its role in dissident speech. like the economist magazine, we also believe that keeping authorship anonymous moves the focus of discussion to the content of speech and away from the speaker- as it should be. we believe not only that you should be comfortable with anonymous speech in such an environment, but that you should be suspicious of any speech that isn't.

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As for what we actually do, we find it surprising that someone needs an explanation: after all all our content hits the website as soon as it is published and is immediately vetted by all our readers. Indeed, as we have said from day one, the content should speak for itself, disintermediated from the messenger, which ultimately is the whole point. We believe that our readers agree with us.

Incidentally, the chart above may explain why none other than our "competitor" Bloomberg decided it was its mission to voice a grievance of a disgruntled former employee who admitted it was his intention to "destroy" Zero Hedge.

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Cognitive Dissonance's picture

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

<So exactly how did FC become so popular (and controversial) if we did not talk about FC?>

Took Red Pill's picture

We love you ZH! Keep up the great work!

I am more equal than others's picture



The MSM are lemmings looking for a cliff

Their death will be a welcome relief.

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

Shoulda been fired just for being a whiny bitch

TahoeBilly2012's picture

And ZH hired a this nice kid to write for them because why?

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Truth is treason, in an empire of lies.

EscapeKey's picture

you know, ZH, I dont care who you are, how you're funded, which articles you post, and which moral stands you take.

i consider your articles just as retarded as those of every other media. but it's retarded in a *different* way. and that's why i love it.

keep up the good work.

This Might Hurt's picture

I have no respect for Bloomberg, they have no problem stealing work, and their stories are poorly researched with a clear agenda.

the phantom's picture

Lokey- Loki.


That should have tipped you off from the beginning ZH.  Seriously, fuck that loser.  This will probably only INCREASE readership.  Sadly, once this moron's 15 minutes are up... we know what the outcome will be.

BaBaBouy's picture

<=== TYLER For Trump "Special Advisor Post"

<=== BLOOMBERG For Trump "Special Advisor Post"

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Neither.  I prefer ZH on the outside looking in, not the inside looking out.

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

TMH, Bloomberg can't get me to watch for free, i'm honest enough to say i'd pay for the 'Hedge. It's like their articles come in $10 packets.

clymer's picture

colin,  you little puke. Bloomberg? (now bring me my martini NOW, or I am going to request another waiter. CHOP CHOP)

MagicHandPuppet's picture

Just more evidence as to how irrelevant Bloomberg has become. It's bitter sweet to witness their collapse into a tabloid rag.

Manthong's picture

Let he who is without an alchie, druggie whacko past cast the first stone.


DownWithYogaPants's picture

Yikes.  With what you said about the guy I am not sure why you hired him.  Good writer?  He must have been bloody Edgar Allen Poe after what you said about his drawbacks!!!!

When I, generally accidently, click into a Bloomberg page I immediately go to the bottom to check to see if they added a commenting feature to the site.  When I see they have not I generally click out again because if you are not able to withstand comments from the unwashed masses of idiots like me and the other hedge-hogs you probably ain't that great and well frankly Bloomberg sucks.

El Vaquero's picture

Anything Bloomberg posts had better have a rock solid source, or I am skeptical.  Michael Bloomberg always has a political agenda.  Fuck him.

Miles Ahead's picture

I got your back Tylers.

Yeah, me too.  Bloomberg is pathetic.  Weak.  But we press ahead, full steam bitchez.

The Juggernaut's picture

Tylers, ya gotta be super careful of who you let in the house.  It’s not only a question of letting people in, it’s also a question of letting people out.  You probably do this already but you should only approach writers instead of potential writers coming to you.  Protect the house.

NoDebt's picture

Tyler- Some of us didn't need the "text-by-text" run-down of the ugliness that happened between you and your former employee.  We already read between the lines of the Bloomberg story, biased though it may have been.  It was pretty damned obvious what was likely to have transpired.  He was pissed off, he decided to quit and blab.  Don't give a shit the details and certainly don't care to hear about his personal demons (or yours).

I would have just said "He didn't work out.  And, yeah, we run the place and make money off it.  What do you do to earn a living?"

bigkahuna's picture

ZH - We all make mistakes, sometimes we hire the wrong people. Its all good. Keep on keepin on - thanks!!

clymer's picture

colin in his "coke dealing days" when he was known as Brad:

thesonandheir's picture

ZH should strike back and expose BBerg.



These are the list of people I wnat to see 'exposed':


  • Francine Laqua
  • Kelly Hu
  • Tracey Alloway
  • Julie Hyman
  • Caroline Hyde



Patriot Eke's picture

Bloomberg is jealous.  How cute!  Well done, Tylers.

___________'s picture
___________ (not verified) Patriot Eke Apr 29, 2016 10:04 AM

the filthy jew bloomberg dont like other narrative than his jew psychatry.

ilion's picture

Fuck Bloomberg. Even Vipro Markets, an FX broker out of London, told in the latest Shanghai Expo that they have completely lost interest to provide Bloomberg feed to their clients but instead are suggesting all their clients to read Zerohedge for their daily chart and economics porn.

BigJim's picture

Hey Tyler,

Was Colin the "Tyler" who kept foisting those stupid anti-Iran Ramirez "Funnies" on us?

Silky Johnson's picture

I'm more troubled by the fact that the rest of the Tylers would have such poor judgement to keep that kid around for so long. After the first two texts he should have been roasted. That blunder lends credence to his srgument that they don't give a damn if they work with crackheads so long as they deliver.

Overfed's picture

Maybe, but Bloomturd feeling threatened by ZH is pretty priceless.

tc06rtw's picture

PROOF  the world’s gone
crazy...  Bloomberg’s
afraid of an internet blog!

(It also means they READ it!)

knukles's picture

The difference between Bloomberg and ZH is that Bloomberg panders to the leaches at the top stealing from the rest of society.  ZH "works for a living"
It's the attitude and perspective, the motivaitons that count. 
One can be well off and still live a life based upon firm moral and ethical principles


Fuck Bloomburg.

Sick organization run by a sick fuck.

Colin will be senior VP there by the end of the year - he has the qualifications.

Fuck traditional media.

Fuck TeeVee.

Fuck radio too, while you are at it.

Fuck 'em all - bought and paid for scribbling whores.

Zero Hedge has more credibility than all the rest piled together.

underman's picture

ZH is unphaseable.  Fuck yourself bloomturd.

Pinch's picture

Fact is, this site is run by poseurs, catering to the lowest common denominator. To say nothing of the constant climate denial. It’s mostly just trash. The pseuds who run ZH were anonymous until their slave rebelled and unmasked them as the rich-living but pleb-talking poseurs they are. Now they disclose a whole lot of private messages, just reinforcing the fact that they are scum.

The Alarmist's picture

Sorry, but BOHICA ... if only 10% of what is alleged is true, ZH went out of its way to accomodate the issues of this individual.  Even by the Bloomberg article's representations, Durden #3 would appear to have been given quite a bit of leeway.

So when is the beauty parade to select the next Durden?

dark pools of soros's picture

the whole earth is amok with pillheads, godheads or emptyheads....   the few that are stable stay away from everyone else

WordSmith2013's picture

BLOOMBERG must be acknowledged as a 9/11 co-conspirator.

His media group covered up the 9/11 false flag operation, just as
he knew of the US-government sponsored terror atttacks in advance.


Circumstantial evidence deep and wide that Michael Bloomberg is a 9/11 Mafia Kingpin?

FEDbuster's picture

Maybe Zerohedge will pick up a few thousand more steady readers due to the Bloomberg article?  Certainly you won't lose any.

Heavy's picture

Hopefully this does put an end to the Ramirez stuff, that would be great.

MrBoompi's picture

I can't imagine what it's like to go to work knowing you will be told what to write.  Even in the MSM I believe there are many people who are "on our side".  And by that I mean expressing honest opinions and trying to discover and expose the truth.  

dark pools of soros's picture

going by your avatar you know damn well the truth is a path less taken.. and those that find it rarely bother to talk to anyone that hasn't crossed the path themselves

OverTheHedge's picture

How does it go?

First, they ignore you,

Then they laugh at you,

Then they try attack you,

Then you sell out to the man and become as corrupt as "them"......

Or something.

If Zerohedge becomes mainstream, what am I going to do with all these tinfoil hats? This is NOT good!

Lurk Skywatcher's picture

I for one am looking forward to the page 78 retraction printed in 2 point font around the border of an ad for that guy who makes $7k working from his moms basement.

hxc's picture

Long tin foil!!! The true precious metal

froze25's picture

Just an example of Mainstream medias down trend and a sign of how weak they are becoming while trying to hide it. This is great it shows that the cheer leading media is losing the battle and may, just may have to start doing real journalism in order to keep what little market they have left. Amazing how a little Uncontrolled competition can do. Thank You Zero Hedge.

NoDebt's picture

And another thing, Tyler.  Why the fuck did you "bury the lead" that Bloomberg now considers ZH a viable competitor in the news space?

This is how I would have done it:  

"Bloomberg Admits ZH is a viable competitor in the financial news business"  Then quote that part of their article.  At the end you might mention that you had some recent HR issues with an employee, but out of that sad situation came this stunning Bloomberg admission.  End of article.