"Was Ist Sex" - These Are The Disturbing Cartoons Germany Uses To Teach Sex To Refugees

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Over the past year, Germany has gone to great lengths in its attempt to culturally integrate the hundreds of thousands of middle-eastern refugees that entered the nation as a result of Angela Markel's now defunct overly welcoming immigrant policies.

Just in January, Germany created a leaflet that it handed out to "sexually frustrated" immigrants at local swimming pools to teach them proper poolside etiquette. As we reported then, "in Bavaria, swimming pools issued leaflets with simple pictorial instructions on behaviour for migrants who may never have swum in public before.  Officials dreamed up the leaflets in 2013 after witnessing an increasing number of "problems" at the city's 18 public swimming pools. The ground rule of respect for women – whatever clothing they're wearing – is unfortunately not respected by all our swimmers. That's why there is an explicit indication about it," a Munich city spokesman said."

The "explicit indication" the spokesman mentioned was a creepy first-person view of a hand reaching out to touch the behind of an unsuspecting female swimmer:

This, according to Germany, was unacceptable, as was drowing others (#4 below), pushing women into the pool (#3 below), and leaping from the side onto a screaming blonde (#7 below).


And now, ostensibly because the pamphlet has "surprisingly" failed to change decades of behavioral conditioning and cultural traditions, Germany has taken its "cartoon-based" educational campaign to a whole new level.

We present "Was ist Sex?"

As UPI reports, with a heavy dose of their typical bluntness, the German government has created a website, http://www.zanzu.de, dedicated to teaching the influx of Middle Eastern immigrants the ins and outs of sex, literally and figuratively, in German culture.

In some places, the site offers advice on how to interact with, and be respectful of, gays and lesbians and members of the opposite sex. In other places, the site is a de facto instruction manual for how to have sex in different ways and in different positions.

The site is adorned with cartoon illustrations of various sex acts that are equally graphic and clinical.

One section deals explicitly with young people trying to lose their virginity. It offers a helpful tip for the big night: "Make sure that no one can disturb you." It goes on to describe the various sensations and emotions people have when losing their virginity.

Another page shows anatomically detailed images of various vaginas (clearly NSFW) as well as penises.  

There are sections dedicated to revealing all there is to know about both the female body...


... as well as the male.


One section breaks down the body's erogenous zones. Another section deals with pornography, and specifically address the topica issue if one suffers from "too much pornography"

Pornography can become a problem if you do it very often, without having it under control. If you have the feeling that you need everyday pornography and need more and more, you can also speak with a healthcare person.

The site, which cost the German Federal Center for Health Education $136,000 to create, is intended to help bridge the gap between the typically reserved Middle Eastern attitudes about sex and the more open German approach, where public nudity is not uncommon and frank conversations about sex are the norm.

As UPI adds, "while the website might make more prudish Americans giggle or blush, the issue of sexual norms has, at times, been anything but a joke in Germany as tens of thousands of Middle Eastern refugees have struggled to integrate themselves into German society."

A rash of sexual assaults, some allegedly committed by asylum seekers, were reported across the country on New Year's Eve.  In Bavaria, the local government has begun offering classes for Middle Eastern men on how to properly approach and converse with German women so as not to be offensive.

Good luck.

Meanwhile, here are some of the cartoons that Middle-eastern refugees should supposedly be familiar with in Germany before interacting in polite German society, many of which appear to have been pulled right out of a high school biology textbook. The captions belong to Germany.

Foreplay Example 1: A woman caressing a man

Foreplay Example 2: A Man and a Woman cuddling.

Foreplay Example 3: A man and woman kissing

Foreplay Example 4: A man licking a woman's breast

A man and a woman have sexual intercourse

A man giving a woman oral sex

A woman gives a man oral sex


A woman and man lying in bed. Both want to have sex.

A man who met a woman

Two men who have anal sex

A lesbian couple having sex

* * *

For those who need to brush up on their "sex", there is much more in this official German website which appears to serve as the cultural bridge between Europe and the Middle East.

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10mm's picture

Fuckin country is toast. Fuckers lost their backbone.

Perimetr's picture

Will someone please photoshop Angela Merkel's face onto these?

J S Bach's picture

It's not "Germany" spewing this filth to the benevolent immigrants, it's the hidden hand that controls that poor country.  The real Germans have been spayed and neutered for 71 years.  If they truly had a say... you can bet this nonsense would be met with violent reprisals and expulsions.

Bumpo's picture

They're Heathens, not Morons.

thesonandheir's picture

Europe has fallen.


Merica next.

knukles's picture

Wait a sec ....
The Krauts need to teach the Arabs about sex?
They seem to be doin' a pretty damned good job of multiplying like rats to me ....

Haus-Targaryen's picture

The world needs a villian to do what must be done, but most of us don't have the backbone to do. 

Dindu Nuffin's picture

Indeed germany needs a collapse, and fast.  Fuck the shitskins and fuck their jewish retainers.

BaBaBouy's picture

HAS sATAN Surfaced As Mukrel ?????????????

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) InjectTheVenom May 17, 2016 11:38 AM

I had no idea there were so many different colors of people in Europe.

bonderøven-farm ass's picture

How long before male 'immigrants' use their protected status to appeal for their locker-room of choice....?


jbvtme's picture

no images of camels (kamel) or sheep (schaf). when will this political incorrectness ever end?

TeamDepends's picture

"A man who met a woman". Um, it looks like they are well past the "meeting" stage and well into the "meating" stage.

edotabin's picture

1. Without social cohesion, even very basic things need to be "handled" by the gov't. This is what they want as this way society is dependent upon .gov

2. Pix are worth a thousand words. Society is getting fucked.

3. A few million more come in, they'll be handing out the Kama Sutra


Dental Floss Tycoon's picture

No pictures of the sexual mutilation the do to their women?

tc06rtw's picture

 “No condoms?”

’Course not… That’s
against  Sharia law.

ZerOhead's picture

I can't seem to find the transgendered characters sticking their penises into their own vaginas and f**king themselves.

What gives?


Four chan's picture

it's like the abc's of beatiality, how to have sex with a sub human animal. aka ruining your genetic blood line for ever. printed by jewish printers no doubt. 

eforce's picture

'The Tribe' is simply taking liberalism to the extreme so they can demonstrate how fucking retard it is and then cauterize it altogether.

El Vaquero's picture

And the curtan is peeled back about why Germany is letting so many in:




"In the midst of the immigration crisis, Berlin has announced the deployment of a controversial program known as “one-euro jobs.”

Though the plan is to employ the workers at less than subsistence wages, Germany’s Minister of Labor and Social Affairs Andrea Nahles is speaking of the new plan as a “springboard” for migrants to enter the labor market."


If this pans out, holy shit.  Just holy shit.  

Backin2006's picture

And in case you don't get it: never ever ever send your daughters unattended to Europe!

RAT005's picture

I was going to make a joke asking who needed the subtitles but I would have missed the last lesbian image. 

ZD1's picture




Companies across Europe are profiting with government contracts to provide services to Muslim refugees (aka invaders).

Politically, the arrangement also suits both the companies and the government, blaming the other when something inevitably goes wrong.






McCormick No. 9's picture

"...Noah was a just man, and perfect in his generations..."

The word perfect here means "entire, whole, or without blemish". In other words, Noah was GENETICALLY whole. He wasn't a mongrel, and this is why God decided to save him and his family. Something to think about.

Syrin's picture

The take over of Germany is complete.   MISSION ACCOMPLISHED !!


I can't believe these are the offspring of people who not once, but twice tried to take over Europe.

Razor_Edge's picture

Can someone please tell me why the page reloads when I vote on a comment. Is there anything I can do to stop this?

bluez's picture

The reloads will go away soon.

Then return.

This implies, basically you're screwed.

jeff montanye's picture

i have a large problem with the premise: "Over the past year, Germany has gone to great lengths in its attempt to culturally integrate the hundreds of thousands of middle-eastern refugees that entered the nation as a result of Angela Markel's now defunct overly welcoming immigrant policies.

that isn't true.  the refugees came because israel and the united states destroyed their homelands with help from saudi arabia and turkey and some miscellaneous gulf sheikdoms.  that is why they fled their home countries.  seven countries in five years.  it was the plan contingent on 9-11.





Syrin's picture

You are right, but their freindly immigration policies are one reason they went there instead of to Zimbabwe and Saudi Arabia.   It's an invasion force.

The_Dude's picture

And idiots and willful obfuscators still pretend we don't know where Hitler came from.  He rose up to end the subjugation of the German people.  The cities had been captured and corrupted by the Satanists and it was the small town people that rose up to restore the honor and decency of German society.

El Vaquero's picture

Except they're not just coming from places that we've bombed.  The following takes a while to load, but it shows where they're all coming from:




A big part of the problem is that they were told that if they made it to Deutschlandistan or Swedistan, they'd get all kinds of free shit and life would be good. 

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) Dental Floss Tycoon May 17, 2016 1:40 PM

I am at a loss for words.....

so this will have to do



Karlus's picture

>>"meating" stage


How do you downvote that, Muslim?

tyrone's picture

jbvtme said, "no images of camels (kamel) or sheep (schaf). when will this political incorrectness ever end?"

thats because sheep and camels doan pay taxes.  

You do realize that the problem is not a cultural one but a financial one:  governments have created debt which cannot be repayed.  Thus they are desparate for a huge influx of new "citizens" in hopes that these new "breeders" will produce enough new taxpayers hoping for more tax receipts to begin to repay that debt. 

As usual, follow the money

OrangeJews's picture
OrangeJews (not verified) The Saint May 17, 2016 11:47 AM

Where are the pictures of the Dirty Sanchez, Hot/Cold Carl, and the Cleveland Steamer???

AdolfSchicklgruber's picture
AdolfSchicklgruber (not verified) OrangeJews May 17, 2016 11:57 AM

Not familiar with the "Cold" Carl.


Dont forget Boston Power Plant.

gatorengineer's picture

ok not even the Urban dictionary has boston power plant... care to explain that one?

A Pimp's love is different's picture

"Fahrvergnügen" doesn't translate to Arabic.

Vatican_cameo's picture

I would think that "Arabian Goggles" and the "Flying Camel" would be pretty popular.