Elizabeth Holmes Admits Theranos' "Technology" Is A Fraud: Restates, Voids Years Of Test Results

Tyler Durden's picture

The billion dollar baby has now, officially, gone bye bye.


Just when you thought that the biggest ever "multi-billion" private company that also happens to be an utter fraud, would quietly disappear before it risked attracting even more unwarranted attention from regulators, enforcers, and criminal investigators which could potentially lead to prison time for "billionaire" Elizabeth Holmes, here she comes again reminding everyone of her fallen from grace presence, in this case with what should be the terminal news for this company, namely that as the WSJ reports (and as the company confirms) Theranos has told federal health regulators that the company voided and revised two years of results from its Edison blood-testing devices and has issued tens of thousands of corrected reports to doctors and patients.

As a reminder, the basis for Theranos ludicrous $9 billion valuation which it appears was achieved without anyone doing any actual due diligence, were the "Edison" machines which were touted as revolutionary - not just by Holmes but by the fawning media and even the Clintons. Theranos has now told regulators that it threw out all Edison test results from 2014 and 2015, effectively confirming it has no proprietary technology, and also validating that its valuation should be zero.

Worse, Theranos has told regulators that it used the Edison for 12 types of tests out of more than 200 offered to consumers and stopped using the devices altogether in late June 2015. In other words, Theranos' insane "valuation" was achieved on the basis of doing only 6% of blood tests in house (all of them erroneously we now learn), and outsourcing 94% to companies whose products actually worked and many of whom likely had a far lower valuation than the one at which a bunch of idiot billionaires "valued" Holmes' worthless company.

In the process of commiting fraud and building up her valuation, Holmes repeatedly gambled with people's lives, sending them clearly wrong results. As a result some patients have received erroneous results that might have thrown off health decisions made with their doctors, the WSJ reports. All this is needed is one death and there is a criminal case.

So why come clean now?

The move is part of Theranos’s attempt to persuade the agency not to impose stiff sanctions it threatened in the aftermath of its inspection of the company’s Newark, Calif., laboratory. The voided and revised test results are one of the most dramatic steps yet taken by Theranos.


Company records reviewed during the inspection showed that the California lab ran about 890,000 tests a year. The inspection found that Edison machines in the lab often failed to meet the company’s own accuracy requirements.

In other words, Theranos may have put as many as 890,000 lives per year in jeopardy with its fake technology.

The good news, this is now officially game over for if not Elizabeth Holmes, then certainly her company:

“There have been massive recalls of single tests in the past, but I’m not aware of one where a company recalled the entirety of the results from its testing platform,” said Geoffrey Baird, associate professor in the department of laboratory medicine at the University of Washington in Seattle. “I believe that’s unprecedented.”

The company also commented:

In response to questions from The Wall Street Journal about the blood-test corrections, Theranos spokeswoman Brooke Buchanan said: “Excellence in quality and patient safety is our top priority and we’ve taken comprehensive corrective measures to address the issues CMS raised in their observations. As these matters are currently under review, we have no further comment at this time.”

That's rich, pardon the pun. Less rich, if only on paper, will be Holmes who will have ample opportunity to make numerous comments during trial.

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Finally, the question everyone should be asking is who enabled this fraud for so many years? The simple answer: everyone, and especially those who have an agenda to conduct one endless infomercial for a product that ended up being an epic fraud. Here is a sample (courtesy of Bruce Quinn).

August 30, 2013
"Theranos: The Biggest Biotech You've Never Heard of."
San Francisco Business Times. By Ron Leuty.  Here.

September 8, 2013
"Elizabeth Holmes: The Breakthrough of Instant Diagnosis."  

The pivotal Wall Street Journal article, by Joseph Rago.  Here
A Stanford dropout is bidding to make tests more accurate, less painful - and at a fraction of the current price.
September 9, 2013
"Secretive Theranos emerging partly from shadows."
SF BizJournal, SF/Biotech, by Ron Leuty, subtitled, "The biggest biotech you've never heard of." Here

October 9, 2013
"Just a Drop Will Do."
Pediatric News. By William Wilkoff.  Here.

November 6, 2013
"What Heath Care Needs is a Real Time Snapshot of You."
WIRED, By Daniela Hernandez.  Here.

November 13, 2013.
"One Small Ow-eee."
PediaBlog.  By Ned Ketyer MD.  Here.

November 18, 2013
"Creative disruption?  She's 29 and Set to Reboot Lab Medicine."

MedPageToday.  By Eric Topol.  Here.
February 18, 2014
"This Woman Invented a Way to Run 30 Lab Tests on Only One Drop of Blood."
WIRED again, by Caitlin Roper.  Here.  WIRED revisits Holmes, with an interview.
February 28, 2014
"Stanford Dropout Revolutionizes Blood Tests"
Take Part, by Liana Aghajanian.  Here.  
June, 2014
Hematology Reports (Open Access Journal).  Full article PDF: Here.
Chan SM, Chadwick J, Young DL, Holmes E, & Gotlib J (2014).  Intensive serial biomarker profiling for the prediction of neutropenic fever with hematologic malignancies undergoing therapy: a pilot study.  Hematology Reports 6(2).  
Pubmed Central, here
June 12, 2014
"This CEO is Out for Blood."
Fortune, by Roger Parloff.   Here.  Featured as cover story (picture).
June 17, 2014
"Elizabeth Holmes, Who Wants To Shake Up The Blood Testing Industry, Is A Billionaire At 30."
Forbes [blog], by - Zina Moukheiber.  Here.
July 2, 2014
"Bloody Amazing."
Forbes [blog 7/2, and Issue, 7/21], by Mathew Herper.  Here.
June 3, 2014
US Patent: "Systems and Methods of Sample Processing and Fluid Control in a Fluidic System."
PDF, Patent 8,742,230 B2, 80 pp..  Here.
"This invention is in the field of medical devices...portable medical devices that allow real-tie detection of analytes from a biological fluid...for providing point-of-care testing for a variety of medical applications."
June 20, 2014
"Theranos: Small Sample, Big Opportunity."
Decibio [Consultancy blog].  By Eric Lakin.  Here.
July 8, 2014
"Nanotainer Revolutionizes Blood Testing." VIDEO
USA TODAY.   Here.
July 15, 2014
"Meet Elizabeth Holmes, Silicon Valley's Latest Phenomenon"
San Jose Mercury News, by Michelle Quinn.   Here.
July 15, 2014
"Theranos bringing 500 new jobs to Scottsdale's SkySong."
Phoenix Business Journal.  By Angela Gonzales.   Here.  [SkySong is an ASU-affiliated tech park].
July 21, 2014
"Meet Elizabeth Holmes, the Youngest Female Self-made Billionaire Changing the World with Medical Technology."
Women's ILAB, by Katherine Melescuic.  Here.
August 11, 2014
"Ignoring Lab Industry, Theranos Goes Its Way."
"My Visit to Walgreens for Theranos Lab Tests." DARK REPORT (Paper by subscription only).  Table of contents here.
September 8, 2014
TechCrunch / Youtube Interview with John Sheiber.  VIDEO.
Here.,For further details, see here.
September 8, 2014
"Elizabeth Holmes takes Theranos' blood test to tech movers, shakers."
Biotech SF / Bizjournals - by Ron Leuty.  Discussion of TechCrunch presentation.  Here.
September 29, 2014
"This Woman's Revolutionary Idea Made Her A Billionaire — And Could Change Medicine."
Business Insider.  By Kevin Loria.  Here.  See also June 4, 2015.
September 30, 2014
"Queen Elizabeth: Mystique of Theranos founder grows with Forbes' richest ranking."
Biotech SF / Bizjournals - by Ron Leuty.   Here.
October, 2014
"Health Plans Deploy New Systems to Control Use of Lab Tests."
Managed Care.  By Joseph Burns.  Here.
Does not directly cite Theranos.  Cites contrasting viewpoints on the value of direct easy inexpensive test access:

October 1, 2014

"How One Entrepreneur is Transforming Blood Testing."
Slate - by Kevin Loria.  Here.  [Reprint from Business Insider, 9/29, above.]

October 16, 2014
"She's America's Youngest Female Billionaire - And a Dropout."
by Rachel Crane. CNN/Money.  Here.  [Text & Video.]

October 27, 2014
"Theranos Due Diligence: Company Profile, SWOT Analysis, Market Opportunity."
Decibio.  Consulting group profile of Theranos and its valuation and market position (73 pages; $850).  Here.  Table of Contents, here.  Additional description here

November 7, 2014
TEDMED - Youtube - Elizabeth Holmes at TEDMED.  VIDEO.
Here.,For further details, see here.

November 7, 2014
"Major Upside for Walgreens Stock"
InvestorPlace.  By John Divine.  Here.
"The single biggest catalyst for WAG stock in the future may be the company’s decision to partner with the privately held health-tech firm Theranos."

December 8, 2014
Fortune/Youtube - Theranos Billionaire Founder Talks Growth. VIDEO.

Video interview with Pattie Sellers.  Here.
For further details, see here.

December 8, 2014
"Here's How the World's Youngest Self-Made Female Billionaire Shows People She's In Charge."
Business Insider.  By Richard Feloni.  Here.

December 8, 2014
"The New Yorker on the Promise, the Secrecy, and the Challenges of Super-Startup Theranos."
MedCityNews.  by Meghana Keshavan.  Here.

December 12, 2014
"Behind the Curtain at Theranos."
NBC News. (Video).  Interview with Ken Auletta.  Here.
For more detail, see here.

December 14, 2014
"Blood Test Innovation: Less Cost, No Big Needle"
Information Week/Healthcare.  By Larry Stofko.  Here.

January 28, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes, Theranos: Transforming Healthcare by Embracing Failure."
Youtube.  Stanford Graduate School of Business.  Here.
February, 2015
"Top 10 Most Innovative Companies in Health Care, 2015: #7, Theranos"
Fast Company (staff), here.
February, 2015
"Vetting Theranos"
Laboratory Economics [trade journal, subscription].  By JonDavid Kipp.  Here.
February 2, 2015.
"CEO Q&A: Craig Hall."
Real Estate Daily.  By Christina Perez.  Hall was early investor in Theranos.  Here.
February 3, 2015
"Breakthrough Branding: Theranos, with Walgreens, Revolutionizes Healthcare."
Brand Channel.  By Sheila Shayon.  Here.
February 3, 2015
"Will Theranos Turn the Lab Industry Upside Down?"
Market Financial Analysis.  Here and here.  Order here ($99).
February 6, 2015
"Ten Things to Know about America's Youngest Female Billionaire."
Business Insider.  By Koa Beck.  Here.
February 5, 2015
"Disruptive Technology Main Focus at Clinton Health Conference."
California Healthline.  By Lauren McSherry. Here.
President Clinton, Fourth Annual Health Matters Activation Summit.  "Access to health information is a basic human right," said Elizabeth Holmes, a young Silicon Valley entrepreneur who founded Theranos, a blood analytics and diagnostics company. [President] Clinton, who applauded her work to provide low-cost testing to the general public, said the company is valued at $9 billion.  See also at Clinton Foundation.org, here.
February 10, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes - Theranos"
Upstart.  By Teresa Novellino.  Here.
February 10, 2015
"Theranos CEO: Avoid Backup Plans."
INC (from Stanford Business School.)  By Deborah Peterson.  Here.
"I think that the minute that you have a backup plan, you've admitted that you're not going to succeed."
February 17, 2015
"Stealth Research: Is Biomedical Innovation Happening Outside the Peer-reviewed Literature?"
JAMA.  By John P.A. Ionnanidis.  Here.
"Theranos is just one example among many for which major efforts and major claims about biomedical progress seem to be happening outside the peer-reviewed scientific literature...stealth research creates total ambiguity about what evidence can be trusted in a mix of possibly brilliant ideas, aggressive corporate announcements, and mass media hype."   See comment at Healthnewsreview.org here (February 23, 2015).
February 27, 2015
"Tech company Theranos pushes consumer lab-testing bill."
Arizona Republic.  By Ken Tucker.  Here.
For legislative text, here.  For a blog on the topic, here.  For cloud version of the legislative text, here.  Article in March 2015 Laboratory Economics [subscription, here.]
February, 2015
"Theranos: Blood Tests that Need Just a Tiny Sample."
Walgreens website, "At the Corner of Happy and Healthy," accessed 2/17/2015.  Here.
March, 2015
"Secret Shoppers Disappointed by Theranos."
Laboratory Economics.   By Jondavid Klipp.  Here (subscription).
Summarizes experiences of "secret shoppers" from Piper Jaffray, an Arizona lab, The Dark Report, and a California lab.  Most reported 3-day results and many reported standard venipuncture.
March 2, 2015
"Meet the Most Impressive Woman on Forbes' Female Billionaire List."
Identities.Mic.  March 2, 2015.  By Julie Zeilinger.    Here.
March 5, 2015
"Millennials and Money: New Kids in the Forbes Billionaires Club."
National Center for Business Journalism.  By Rian Bosse.  Elizabeth Holmes noted.  Here.
March 6, 2015
"Theranos Files Comment In Support Of Food and Drug Administration Oversight Of Laboratory-Developed Tests."
Theranos Press Release.  Here.
The comment letter, dated 3/1/2015, 4 pages, here.
March 7, 2015.  
"Health care in America: Shock treatment. A wasteful and inefficient industry is in the throes of great disruption."
The Economist.  Theranos mentioned.  Here.  Also here.
March 9, 2015
"Theranos and Cleveland Clinic Announce Strategic Alliance to Improve Patient Care through Innovation in Testing."
Press release.  Here.
March 9, 2015
"Cleveland Clinic Taps Theranos, Bets on Cheaper Diagnostics."
Healthcare Finance News.  Anthony Brio.  Here.
March 9, 2015.
Fox News Cleveland Clinic/Theranos Interview.  VIDEO.
Fox News Online.  Here.  Additional notes, here.
March 9, 2015
"Cleveland Clinic Enters 'Long-Term Strategic Alliance' with Theranos, Inc."
Crain's Cleveland Business.  By Timothy Magaw.  Here.
March 9, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes:  2015 Horatio Alger Award Winner."
Horatio Alger Association.  Webpage,  here.  Press release, here.
March 13, 2015
"Theranos Seeks FDA Approval for Early-detection Ebola Test: George Schultz."
Silicon Valley Business Journal.  By Ben Soriano.  Here.
March 17, 2015
"Mark Cuban Talks Healthcare Investing: Soon Our Bodies Will Be Big Math Equations."
MedCity News.  By Stephanie Baum.  Here.
“Sensors are the next opportunity,” Cuban said. He also voiced his enthusiasm for companies like 23andMe and Theranos.
March 23, 2015
"Boies Schiller Set to Open Palo Alto Outpost."
The Recorder.  By Patience Haggin.  Here.
April 7, 2015
"Patients Can Soon Get Lab Tests Without Doctors' Orders."
Arizona Republic.  By Yvonne Wingett Sanchez & Ken Alltucker.  Here.
April 8, 2015
"Theranos One Step Closer to Consumerizing Health."
Decibio [Blog].  By Eric Lakin.  Here.  [Arizona consumer test law.]
April 9, 2015
"Arizona Health Law Could Boost Theranos' Biotech Prospects."
USA Today [America's Markets].  By Marco Della Cava.  Here.
April 16, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes."
TIME [100 Most Influential People.]  By Henry Kissinger.  Here.
April 17, 2015.
"How Elizabeth Holmes became inspired to transform blood testing." VIDEO
CBS News This Morning.   Here.  Also here,  here.  More here.
April 20, 2015
"The Doctor is Out: LabCorp to Let Consumers Order Own Tests."
Bloomberg.  By Cynthia Koons.  Here., Also: In slightly different version, same author, Bloomberg Business Week, 4/27/15.
April 20, 2015
"What News at Theranos?  Lab Firm Expands in AZ."
"In Arizona, New Consumer Direct Access Law is a First Win for California-Based Theranos."
"Theranos: Many Questions, but Very Few Answers."
Dark Report (subscription).  Here.
April 27, 2015
"World's Youngest Billionaire - Another Steve Jobs?"
CNBC.  By Abigail Stevenson.  Here.
April 27, 2015
"Occam's Razor and the Secrecy of Theranos.  A Bunch of Crock?  No."
Medcitynews.   By Meghana Keshavan.  Here.
April 28, 2015
"Guest List, State Dinner, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, Japan."
Washington Post.  Here.  (Including Ms. Holmes.)
May 5, 2015
"Theranos Sticks It to Critics, Plans Expansion of Lab Services."
San Francisco Business Times.  By Ron Leuty.  Here.

"Can Theranos Disrupt the Clinical Lab Testing Market?  An Objective Look at Advantages, Liabilities, and Challenges That Must Be Addressed."
[Pathology] Executive War College.  By Dr. Robert Boorstein. [Deck]  Here.

May 7, 2015
"Theranos Jump Starts Consumer Lab Testing."
Fortune.  By Ron Parloff.  Here.
"My last routine blood tests, drawn at my physician’s office...cost me $433 out of pocket, even after application of my “gold”-level insurance....Had I not been insured, the lab’s price for those tests would have been $2,411, according to the explanation of benefits sent me. The same tests, according to Theranos’s price menu, would have cost me $75."
May 7, 2015
"New Laboratory Testing Firm Seeks to Shatter Old Diagnostic Testing Model."
Genomeweb.  Here.
May 7, 2015
"Silicon Valley Lab Testing Startup Hires Clinton Advisor."
Bloomberg.  By Caroline Chen.  Here.  (Similarly: Here.)
May 11, 2015
"Our Editor Describes Visit to Theranos Test Center."
Dark Report.  (Subscription).  Here.
Sidebar: "Comparing Patient Visit with Advertised Benefits."
May 11, 2015
"Airbnb Chesky, Theranos Holmes among presidential entrepreneurs."
USAToday.  By Marco della Cava.  Here.
Winners met with Commerce Secretary Penny Pritzker and President Obama.
May 11, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes on Joining the Presidential Ambassadors for Global Entrepreneurship Initiative."
Theranos/news/posts.  By Elizabeth Holmes.  Here.
June 2, 2015.
Elizabeth Holmes: Charlie Rose.  VIDEO.
Here.  Comment, Kevin Loria, June 4, 2015.
June, 2015
"Collecting More Dollars From Patients: Why It’s Time For Clinical Labs and Pathology Groups to Move To The Retail Model."
Dark Report [Trade journal, white paper].  Here.
This white paper does not mention "Theranos" but covers the topic of retail access to laboratory tests.
June 19, 2015
"Personalized Technology Will Upend the Doctor-Patient Relationship."
Harvard Business Review.  By Sundar Subramanian et al.  Here.
June 21, 2015
"The Benefits to Your Brain of a Work Uniform."
Providence Journal [Chicago Tribune].  By Alexia Elejalde-Ruiz.  Here.
June 22, 2015.
"With Carlos Slim, Billionaire Elizabeth Holmes Brings Innovative Blood Testing Method To Mexico."
Forbes.  By Dolia Estevez.  Here.
June 23, 2015
"Theranos' New Deal with Billionair Carlos Slim May Take It to Another Level." 
Biz Journal SF.  By Ron Leuty.  Here.
July 2, 2015
"Controversial Multibillion-Dollar Health Startup Theranos Just Got a Huge Seal of Approval from the US Government."
Business Insider.  By Laren F Friedman.  Here.
July 2, 2015
"Disruptive Diagnostics Firm Theranos Gets Boost from FDA."
Fortune.  By Roger Parloff.  Here.
July 3, 2015
"Theranos Blood Test: The Insanely Influential Stanford Professor Who Called the Comapny Out for its 'Stealth Research.' "
Washington Post.  By Ariana Eunjung Cha.  Here.
July 24, 2015
"Biden Visits Theranos Lab as Part of Healthcare Innovation Summit"
USAToday. By Marco della Cava.  Here.
Theranos Press Release, here.   The Suffield Times, here.
July 24, 2015
"Theranos Pushing Direct to Consumer Blood Testing."
Health IT Outcomes.  By Christine Kern.  Here.
July 30, 2015
"Theranos’ Holmes Marks 50th Anniversary of Medicare and Medicaid with Vision for Next 50 Years."
Business Wire [press release].  Here.
August 11, 2015
"Nickles Takes On Theranos."
O'Dwyer PR Inside News, here.  (Nickles is a Washington policy group).
August 17, 2015
"A Good Month for Blood."
Laboratory Equipment.  By Michelle Taylor.  Here.
August 19-20, 2015
"Leveraging Pharmacies for Rapid Diagnostics."
7th Annual Next Generation Diagnostics Summit (Two-Day Track on Pharmacies).
While not specific to Theranos, a two-day meeting on lab tests in the pharmacy space.
Here or here.
August 24, 2015
"Labcorp is Reaching Past Doctor's Office to the Patient."
Investors Business Daily.  By Gillian Rich.  Here.
October 5, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes on Using Business to Change the World."
Forbes.  By Sarah Hedgecock.  Here.
October 6, 2015
"Self Made Billionaire on Re-inventing Blood Tests: It's Like Cocaine."
Vanity Fair.  By Emily Jane Fox.  Here.
October 6, 2015
"How Theranos is Disrupting the Health Care Industry."
Bloomberg. [VIDEO 6:38 min.]  Here.
"A cholesterol test is $2.99, whereas it could cost hundreds in other locations...The response from the lab industry, they have so aggressively seeded false information about us into the press, into journalists, into physicians in the market we are in."
October 7, 2015
"Theranos Founder Elizabeth Holmes to Deliver Keynote Address at 2015 Medical Innovation Summit."
Craigs Cleveland Business.  Here.
October 12, 2015
"Theranos' Elizabeth Holmes Call on Women to Help Each Other."
Fortune.  By Michael Lev-Ram.  Here.
October 12, 2015
"CME Group Announces Elizabeth Holmes as the 2015 Melamed-Arditti Innovation Award Receipient."
MarketWatch.  Here.

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Finally here is Draper ssociates' Tim Draper - board member and first investor in Theranos - explaining why "the company is fantastic...I believe 100 % in Elizxabeth Holmes and her company," blaming the recent turmoil on media backlash and the status quo pushing back against someone who is 'disrupting' - which we now know is entirely 100% false as Holmes' just admitted her company's 'product' is a fraud...


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get to be worth $9 billion on a "technology" that was nothing but fraud.

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Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I hate it when that happens. Blame it on the black turtlenecks and move on to the next scam.

On another note, it's nice to find a female sociopath. At least Hillary has some competition now.

nuubee's picture

Meh, she's a woman, she'll get a pass on this kind of fraud. Now, if she had been a banker, she would have been promoted.

Almost Solvent's picture

But she's got those krazy eyes . . .

kliguy38's picture

Isn't she the CEO of Yahoo??

hedgeless_horseman's picture



"Elizabeth Holmes: The Breakthrough of Instant Diagnosis."

Larry Gold up in Boulder will likely get there.  Great guy.  Smart guy.  Fair basketballer for a short old man.


0b1knob's picture

You know who else liked turtlenecks?  STEVE JOBS that's who.

Coincidence or CONSPIRACY?

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Whaddayah expect?  Chix don't do math or science very well...at least in the USA.

TeamDepends's picture

His Royal Highness Kangaroo Judge Mbumby sentences Holmes to....................Ooogah Boogah!

NidStyles's picture

Wasn't hard to know this beforehand. Just look at who is on the board and who the primary investors were... If the Tribe is involved, it's almost guaranteed to be a scam of some sort.

hxc's picture

Lol dude... i'm not denying the khazar connection but do you really think it stops there? Look at the list fellow ancap, these are all deep-state lunatics. Only some of them are Chozen(TM)

Implied Violins's picture

Yeah, looking at that list makes me think the real reason that company existed was to surreptitiously take blood samples for nefarious purposes...such as making a DNA database. If Dr. Death and the Clintons were on board, then it was NOT something done for the 'common good'.

JamesBond's picture

Is 'fraud' the only state of existance now?



D Nyle's picture

So does this mean I didn't pass my piss test

Automatic Choke's picture

My alarm bells all went off when I read the board of directors list.   Nobody stacks a board like that unless they want tremendous bullshit authority to override lack of authenticity.

espirit's picture

Is she in jail?

E'nuf said.

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

bernie madoff has offered elizabeth the top bunk in cell block 9.

Bernard Lawrence "Bernie" Madoff (/?me?d?f/;[1] born April 29, 1938) is an American fraudster and a former stockbroker, investment advisor, and financier. He is the former non-executive chairman of the NASDAQ stock market,[2] and the admitted operator of a Ponzi scheme that is considered the largest financial fraud in U.S. history.[3]

Madoff founded the Wall Street firm Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC in 1960, and was its chairman until his arrest on December 11, 2008.[4][5] The firm was one of the top market maker businesses on Wall Street,[6] which bypassed "specialist" firms by directly executing orders over the counter from retail brokers.[7] He employed at the firm his brother Peter, as Senior Managing Director and Chief Compliance Officer; Peter's daughter Shana Madoff, as the firm's rules and compliance officer and attorney; and his sons Andrew and Mark. Peter has since been sentenced to 10 years in prison[8] and Mark committed suicide by hanging exactly two years after his father's arrest.[9][10][11] Andrew died of lymphoma on September 3, 2014.[12]

WordSmith2013's picture

‘Revolutionary’ Company Has CIA BIOWEAPONS LAB Written All Over It




"Theranos Board Of Directors A Dead Giveaway"


Utah_Get_Me_2's picture

Here's the next 'Theranos'   http://techcrunch.com/2016/05/11/charged/  I went to high school with the Founder. In way over her head.

uBeam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UBeam


Some other observers have been critical of the company's ultrasound technology, stating that uBeam's claims are unlikely to be achievable within safe power limits. Critics have cited problems such as the difficulty of achieving high efficiency in sound transfer, the difficulty of achieving an unobstructed path for the beam, the high absorption of high frequency ultrasound in air, and thus the likely short range of the product, and the possibility of headaches, nausea, or hearing damage at power levels high enough to be effective.[1][6][7][8]

In November 2015, the company released technical specifications for its proposed system, stating that its power beam would use ultrasound with a frequency of between 45 kHz - 75 kHz, with a sound intensity of 145 dB to 155 dB SPL, and that it would use a phased array technique to direct the beam.[3] This intensity is at or above most peak occupational exposure limits, and sufficient to kill an unshaven mouse within minutes, death arising there from thermal effects

mccvilb's picture

Okay, now that was funny.

salvadordaly's picture

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying!

and your only cheating if you get caught!

Unfortunatly in the world we live in, FRAUD seems to be the mainstay!

Sad but true!

chunga's picture

The level of fraud we've reached today is simply astounding. I still can't wrap my head around the idea that it's a healthier choice to take up smoking rather than deal with the medical industry.

CheapBastard's picture

Too bad she didn't move fast enough; she could have sold Theranos Bonds rated AAA+ by S&P and Moody's given how good and persuasive these top rating agencies were with those subprime bonds.

janus's picture

i see potential liability for walgreens...potentially massive liability.

Farqued Up's picture

Not to worry, BofA Merrill will repackage them as CDOs get a stamp of viability from MARKIT give the board A Tranche make out like a bandit and leave the fools like me with the lower broke tranches that will be declared worthless within 30 days. MARKIT will do the declaring to give cover, just like murderous drugs approved by the FDA to give cover to Big Pharma.

Rotten US Gov. Absolutely rotten.

TBT or not TBT's picture

Chances are "she" had balls originally.   Women are virtuous, duh, so, for sure she is XY.  No way to fake that test.  

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

I'm wondering if you may be right. The prices for some of the tests she offered were INSANELY low. Our molecular diagnostics dept could never compete.

I would like to know what is the " technology " she purported to offer. This has got to be a front for something else.


TBT or not TBT's picture

We might ought to send a singularly debonair superagent in to investigate, get caught in, escape from, and destroy Kissinger's hollowed out volcano lair.  They're probably masterminding the whole plot from in there.  

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

I'm sorry but Mr Miffed says I promised to make his favorite dinner tomorrow. Can it wait until next weekend? Oh, and due to time constraints I require a cleaning crew when I'm done.


espirit's picture

@Dear M M

Please tell Mr. Miffed that he is still 'one lucky dude'.

BTW: Please GTFO of S.D. ASAP if you haven't already.

(notice you're posting moar often)

DaveyJones's picture

"What Heath Care Needs is a Real Time Snapshot of You"

Shit I wish that was only thing US health care needs

salvadordaly's picture

"I would like to know what is the " technology " she purported to offer. This has got to be a front for something else."

DNA roundup!

It's like a rodeo but a little more complicated. Someone wants to know "who you are".

Government needs you to pay taxes's picture

Another CIA partnership a la the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation's work with the CIA.  Publicly, it's a vaccine program.  In reality, it's DNA testing to see if their target's spawn lives in the area.  Wonder who they were after . . .

oddball's picture

What technology?  That's easy.



A jump to conclusion mat.

IndyPat's picture

Blood tests?

With that crew....they were shooting it back like Jäger on a Saturday night in Jersey.

Implied Violins's picture

Oh, I PRAY that is what they were doing - because the alternatives make me shudder...

vincent's picture

 Little Lizzy thrown under the Bus.

The board members will be forced to claim pure stupidity. "Bamboozled and hoodwinked I say."

I hope that shit makes the front page.

OT, but the MSM actually called Kissinger a war criminal on live TV today. Could not believe it.


omniversling's picture

Heinz was on the board too...

Theranos' board: Plenty of political connections, little relevant expertise


"We have former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of Defense Bill Perry, former Secretary of State George Shultz, former Senators Sam Nunn and Bill Frist (who, it should be noted, is a surgeon), former Navy Admiral Gary Roughead, former Marine Corps General James Mattis, and former CEOs Dick Kovacevich of Wells Fargo and Riley Bechtel of Bechtel. There is also one former epidemiologist—William Foege, and, in addition to Holmes, one current executive, Sunny Balwani, who is Theranos’ president and CEO."

They must have been up to some other mischief...nanoRFIDs reverse injected as the blood sample was taken? Or whatever the REAL start up was for, mission accomplished, investors skimmed.

Test will be if anyone goes down...and I mean to prison.

NumberNone's picture

My question is if any of her 'tests' were funded by tax dollars or did the invstors  & BOD actually get stuck with the entire bill?   And why do I have the feeling that at the end of all of this these assholes won't lose a penny?

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Holmes, you didn't built that Fraud by yourself!

You had Big Time help, so they should share in your glory and infamy.  

Will they?  Kissinger?  ROTF LMAO.  Course not!  Nor any other Tribesmen.  

/ Keep picking on the 'dumb-blonde goy chick'. /s

jcdenton's picture

There are more WASPs ..


involved than you want to admit ..



The CIA (leadership) is largely Roman Catholic ..

Do also understand, that the Jew is an Edomite (Esau). They are completely clueless of the Torah ..

and ..


Jesus was NOT -- a Jew ..


omniversling's picture

Jews, Jesuits, JewSuits...at this point, what difference does it make?

Mr. Bones's picture

It got too big to not fall apart.  Smells like more than mundane fraud - money laundering or something.

daveO's picture

Most likely. Her parents are DC insiders. 

Ghost of Porky's picture

World's most expensive cargo cult.

"I don't understand! We had test-tubes and wires and those bunsy-burny thingies and it still didn't work!"