The Leaked List Of Hillary Clinton's Mega Donors

Tyler Durden's picture

While the media's focus following the leaked DNC documents by lone (and hardly a group of Russian operatives hacker "Guccifer2" has been understandably on the Democrats' documents in which they reveal they strategy how target Trump and his republican peers, what we found more interesting was the list of the candidate's mega donors, those who have provided $100,000 and above, as per the leaked confidential documents

For those interested in whose "generous" pocket Hillary Clinton will be found, if she is elected president, here is the answer.

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Cursive's picture

Guccifer2 is to 2016 what Thomas Paine was to 1776.

Croesus's picture

Oy Gevald! Like a Jewish wedding list, I tell you, oy!

nibiru's picture

Moar we need moar! 

 

I was afraid that the federal .gov will bury everything against Clinton. Now I know the hackers (the free market solution) will bury her for us.

Great job fellas!

 

Looney's picture

 

I’d like to see the list of all medications the bitch is on.

Oh, and fuck her or anybody else’s privacy - if they want to rule us, we have the right to know what exactly they are on!  ;-)

Looney

NoDebt's picture

Love how the head of the DNC said yesterday "no financials or donor files were accessed".  15 minutes later.... another lie is exposed.

NoDebt's picture

Haim Saban... Go, Go, Power Rangers!

 

VinceFostersGhost's picture

 

 

Clinton's Mega Donors

 

What the hell are these guys getting from this bitch?

 

It's gotta be freakin YUUUUUGH!!!

The Saint's picture

Give a million get back a billion (or more).

Silky Johnson's picture

That's a whole lot of shekels.

Mr. Universe's picture

I'll tell you what they were on. Cocaine, the big C and it stands for Clinton, the man nicknamed Hoover due to his ability to vacuum up a line a coke and make it disappear. Cocaine is the mind killer. It amps you up so you eventually think you are invincible, until the crash that is. Then to get back up is all that matters. Add in to the equation the prodigious amount of booze you can consume and you have a megalomaniac in the making. Brain addled cokeheads that think their shit don't stink. It never ends well.

Antifaschistische's picture

Fred Eychaner (born c. 1945) is an American entrepreneur and philanthropist.

Eychaner is the Chairman of Newsweb Corporation. He was included in Chicago magazine's 2014 list of the 100 most powerful Chicagoans. In 2005, the Chicago Tribune estimated his wealth at $500 million.  In 2015, he was inducted into the Chicago Gay and Lesbian Hall of Fame.

NoDebt's picture

So what you're saying is that he actually IS the "Sausage King of Chicago".

greenskeeper carl's picture

Bah-dum - shhhhh

(That was my attempt at typing the drum sound when the punch line was delivered...)

I'm going to peruse the lefty rags latter on today and see if any of them post anything about this, I doubt it.

True Blue's picture

It is called a 'rimshot' in Vaudeville.

What exactly does someone do to get into some queer "Hall of Fame" anyway? Set some kind of record or what? NEVERMIND I really do not want to know.

I also thought that political "donations" were supposed to be capped at like $5,000, so how are these people like Steven Spielberg "donating" 1.1 million and Katzenberg a nice cool 3 million?

The finest politicians money can buy.

HowdyDoody's picture

what to do the get into some queer "Hall of Fame"?

Handing over liberal amounts of the Universal Lubricant help, no doubt.

 

drstrangelove73's picture

Hint-you have to give a better hummer than either Barry or Rombo dead fish

Billy the Poet's picture

I thought that was Abe Froman.

LowerSlowerDelaware_LSD's picture
LowerSlowerDelaware_LSD (not verified) Antifaschistische Jun 16, 2016 11:11 AM

Interesting stuff.  But what shocks me is that there is an actual Hall of Fame for how gay one is.

"He was SUPER gay.  The gayest of the gayers."

zuuma's picture

Once balls bounce off your chin, how much more gay can you be?

Once teh A-hole & the Pie-hole are indistinguishable, you become inconceivable!

BC6's picture

He is up there in the Gay Hallo of Fame with legends like Liberace who was pretty gay to put it mildly!

Tarzan's picture

That list is just the lackeys, I want the real list, the one that includes the name of a certain Saudi prince

NoDebt's picture

Foreign money needs to be laundered through the Clinton Crime Foundation first.  Direct contributions to US politicians and political parties by foreigners is prohibited.  Yeah, it's technically still illegal but obviously pretty damned easy to get around that law.

 

Hugh G Rection's picture

Saudis are lackeys as well.  At the top of the evil shit pyramid sits the Rottenchilds.

Hal n back's picture

The Laura Ricketts I think is the Chicago Cubs owner and her siblings are not liberals.

This whole thing about campaign contributions -I hope its not tax deductible cause its not really a humanitarian contribution its obviously "pay for play".

HeatherMae's picture

The Pittsburgh Steelers owners sold out and switched parties for an ambassadorship to Ireland to Obama. Clinton must be giving them the same or more.

HeatherMae's picture

The Pittsburgh Steelers owners sold out and switched parties for an ambassadorship to Ireland to Obama. Clinton must be giving them the same or more.

sgt_doom's picture

OK, there had to be mention of the Power Rangers --- destroy everyone's dreams and fantasies, but on a more serious note, HRC is receiving major donations from the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds --- need anyone say more?

Recommended Reading:

My Turn, by Doug Henwood

philipat's picture

But, but, but, I thought this was all the evil Russians and that nasty Putin who hacked into everything? Those Russians speak better English than even our own dear Boris these days?

KnuckleDragger-X's picture

This is merely the start of a steady drip, and with rumors of Russia putting stuff out into the wild, things are likely going to get interesting. I expect the MSM to start spinning so fast they rotate into hyperspace.......

J S Bach's picture

If she's elected, we can use it as a hit list.

I MISS KUDLOW's picture

Clinton aint gettin elected the next prez is JOE BIDEN

thesonandheir's picture

83 - Morgan Freeman.

 

Hillary will be ecstatic for the backing.

After all, he knows what it is like to be inside for a long time.

Vatican_cameo's picture

No Election, Martial Law and the Brown Clown will be the self-proclaimed Emperor.  That's why he endorsed her, 'cause she ain't getting in.

Philthy_Stacker's picture

The conspiracy crowd has been saying that for many months. I see it as a distinct possibility now. It was hard to swallow back 6 months ago but now ...

Phineas J. Whoopie's picture

". . . . hard to swallow" give it to Eychaner, he'll help.

Excursionist's picture

I'm more interested in #56 - "Voices".  What the hell is that?

Colonel Klink's picture

Well it's been confirmed she's one coked up bitch.

McCormick No. 9's picture

Hedge Fund Manager and Tribalist JH Simons at the of the list. And Hillary says she isn't pulling a train for Wall Street.

Frito's picture

Lawyer double speak. She puts herself at the back of the train and pushes it... therefore, not technically "pulling" the Wall St train.

Frito's picture

Especially if it ends up being something with possible side effects that include Homocidal tendencies or Paraniod delusions.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

All of these people have no problem supporting an unconvicted felon who left in her wake numerous people who died mysterious deaths. Way to go peeps.

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) MANvsMACHINE Jun 16, 2016 10:59 AM

They've all probably eliminated a few souls themselves.  Most of them didn't get that money being Mr. Nice Guy.

ironicmerman's picture
ironicmerman (not verified) The Saint Jun 16, 2016 1:13 PM

Chelsea Handler probably killed someone.

NeedtoSecede's picture

 

 

In this day of short attention spans and the interwebs, the sheeple love to see their lists.  Best This, Top That, etc. 

Well right here, thanks to the hackers, we have a list of the dumbest, the slimiest, and the most evil mother fuckers in the land... Friends of Liberty, this is the enemy.

Hugh G Rection's picture

How dare you!  Remember the 6 bazillion!  Poor us!  More victim playing... Projection...  HATE SPEECH!!! 

SHUT IT DOWN!

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) Croesus Jun 16, 2016 11:46 AM

This is great news, whole lozza Jew money going down the tubes.

Biggest Fish:

James H. Simons -Jewish (((Globalist)))

Simons' Renaissance Technologies' hedge funds, which trade in markets around the world, have employed mathematical models to analyze and execute trades, many automated. Renaissance uses computer-based models to predict price changes in financial instruments. These models are based on analyzing as much data as can be gathered, then looking for non-random movements to make predictions.

On July 22, 2014, Simons was subject to bipartisan condemnation by the U.S. Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations for the use of complex barrier options to shield day-to-day trading (usually subject to higher ordinary income tax rates) as long-term capital gains. “Renaissance Technologies was able to avoid paying more than $6 billion in taxes by disguising its day-to-day stock trades as long term investments,” said Sen. John McCain (R., Ariz.), the committee’s ranking Republican, in his opening statement. “Two banks and a handful of hedge funds developed a complex financial structure to engage in highly profitable trades while claiming an unjustified lower tax rate and avoiding limits on trading with borrowed money,” said Sen. Carl Levin (D., Mich.) in his prepared remarks.

Simons lives with his wife Marilyn H. Simons in Manhattan and Long Island, and is the father of five children; two of his children died young under tragic circumstances—a drowning and an auto crash.

Simons has given Hillary Clinton 7 Million dollars.

Simons shuns the limelight and rarely gives interviews.

HEY MR. SIMONS........are you ready for your anal exam?

 

ironicmerman's picture
ironicmerman (not verified) Chris Dakota Jun 16, 2016 1:12 PM

I see Simons giving five million.  Did he give another two on top of what's listed above?

Investigation aside, Simons' fund is pretty legit.  No one can (legally) touch their returns.