Meanwhile On Times Square, Naked Man Taunts Cops; Demands To Speak With Donald Trump

Tyler Durden's picture

Update: the man has been taken into custody.

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A man screaming “Donald Trump, where are you!” turned Times Square into an open-air peep show Thursday morning the NY Post is reporting, ambling to the top of the red staircase in Duffy Square completely naked.

Witnesses first spotted the man in the 47th Street/Rockefeller Center area.

He then took off to Duffy Square, where cops were trying to get him down.

 

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froze25's picture

Trump 2016! I am sure that this guy will influence people not to vote for Trump. /s Keep it up Loony Radical Leftist.

Looney's picture

 

No matter what the Nekkid Dude does, if he claims to be gay or sexually-confused, he will be let go!  ;-)

Looney

Delving Eye's picture

Must be promoting a new gym. Looks way too good for a nutjob.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

Just moving in on Naked Cowboy turf.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Here's a guy who won't get his pocket picked (unless he plans on hitting the Village).

Bush Baby's picture

Look Out , he's got a gun!

blam , blam, blam,blam,blam,blam!!

Beowulf55's picture

...AND KILLS 6 BYSTANDERS...

ParkAveFlasher's picture

"Times Square on lockdown after unarmed naked Trump supporter kills 6 bystanders!"

BuddyEffed's picture

Just another typical Trump constituent.  Nothing to see here.  Move on.

Chris Dakota's picture

This guy takes the cake.

Nude attacker, dancer, exerciser in BART subway San Francisco

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El7ujWPBsTk

XAU XAG's picture

Funny way to come out the closet!................asking for trump naked?

SWRichmond's picture

more nudity, less killingry

CPL's picture

Nude Guy for Supreme Court!!

glenlloyd's picture

No, more nudity less Hillary

He does look way too good for crazy, must be promoting a gym somewhere..Bellevue?

Bill of Rights's picture

Naked and Afraid NY edition.

Philo Beddoe's picture

Looks like a cross between Iggy Pop and Justin Trudeau. 

Big_X's picture

And Goku.

"I challenge you - TRUMP - to ULTIMATE BATT-uuuuulllll! Prepare to BANDAGE your bruised ORANGE-PEEL-faaaaaaaaace!"

Come to think of it, this election does seem like a dragged-out fight scene of Dragon Ball-Z, in which combattants take up a whole episode with trash-talking, while flying at each other at 300mph, just to land a single punch.

youngman's picture

Pretty normal I think in Times Square

XAU XAG's picture

Slow news day...........Ha!

 

 

I am running around my house naked shouting I want to talk to Nigel Farage...........................Nobody takes a blind bit of notice!

WillyGroper's picture

the populace has gone mad hatter.

no tenshun release...just tenshun.

pocomotion's picture

I Don't care what he's trying to prove or who he represents,  HE AIN'T USING MY BATHROOM!  People need to make a stand here and now and say NO to these people using our bathrooms...  He does not look like the flushing type to me anyway...

Schmuck Raker's picture

Big sugary drinks should be outlawed, and you'll have a lot less of this kinda thing.

whoopsing's picture

Cops after plugging him with forty bullets...." We were'nt sure if he was hiding a weapon or not ".......

Arnold's picture

"He made a threatening move with his small sword."

magicdragon's picture

"One of the officers bent over to tie his shoe... and suddenly he raised his weapon and pointed it in our direction, so we opened fire..."

magicdragon's picture

"One of the officers bent over to tie his shoe... and suddenly he raised his weapon and pointed it in our direction, so we opened fire..."

XAU XAG's picture

weapon is in full view!

spiral galaxy's picture

Yes, the Liberals dream of gun control - any "consealed" guns will be exposed! :-) Quick Congress, convene a 24 hour naked protest in the Capital building! Nancy, you're excused! :-)

Global Hunter's picture

If I ever go to protest I'd put on a few layers of clothes, maybe some hockey gloves, shinpads and a bread helmet.  I don't understand why I'd go taunt police and protest with no protection whatsoever.  To each their own I guess.

kingvaclav's picture

Light news day? Something big must be up. 

shovelhead's picture

Triggly Puff just found her dream date.

Pliskin's picture

Jump motherfucker!

wisehiney's picture

Trump brand coffee?

lakecity55's picture

Or, maybe Trump(tm) viagra.

Critical Path's picture

This guy is just trying to one up all of the other virtue signaling SJW's, probably wouldn't even know what he would like to ask Trump. 

BustainMovealota's picture

If your're gonna do shit like that, make sure you packing the 14 inch John Holmes monster package.

lakecity55's picture

I don't care to see, but hopefully he at least has the Holmes(tm) Add-On prosthesis

svayambhu108's picture

That woul be considered a weapon and you would be shot on sight.

lakecity55's picture

"Bill, the Fact is, you have not been doing enough to help this campaign!"
"Awwright, Hills, Ah'll do somethin' today!"
(Later)
*Ring*
"Ma'am? Huma here. The former president is demonstating in NYC for you. No, not like that. You had better turn on the TV."

Lea's picture

Thankfully, he has a good ass.

 

Lea's picture

Sorry, 1980XLS , but can you please re-read my name? Lea is a woman's name.

OK, it's not 100% foolproof these days, but it should have made you at least hesitate before casting totally irrelevant aspersions. I am a woman by birthright. 

And that dude has a good ass. Trust a woman's eye for these things.

lakecity55's picture

My wife says that's my only redeemimg feature, except for 1 other thingy.

I recommend Trump (tm) Viagra.
Puts lead in the pencil
Black at he bottom line!