Dear Chancellor Merkel, When Does Turkey Join The EU?

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Submitted by Michael Shedlock via MishTalk.com,

Dear chancellor Angela Merkel,

In light of events in Nice and Turkey, and given your migration policy is the #1 Reason the UK voted to Leave, inquiring minds have a few questions for you:

  1. When do 80 Million Turks have visa-free travel to the rest of Europe?
  2. When do you admit your open arms welcome of refugees was pure idiocy?
  3. When will you admit that thanks to German auto exports to the UK, that the UK actually has the upper hand in Brexit negotiations?
  4. When will you speak out on Erdogan’s takeover of the press, his military and judicial purge, and his silencing of all critics?
  5. What are you going to do about your misguided Pact With the Devil that left European leaders recoiling?
  6. Do you agree with Martin Schulz’s Tweet (below) on a return to a rule of law, separation of powers, and respect of fundamental rights in Turkey?

 

Bonus Questions

Dear chancellor, when do you admit you totally and completely screwed up in multiple ways?

Finally, What are you going to do about any of this except make ridiculous speeches in praise of the “European way” hoping against hope that fundamental problems correct themselves?

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zeronetwork's picture

She will let you know after consulting Sores.

giovanni_f's picture

rule of law and separation of powers - you don't have this in Germany, why ask it in from the turks?

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

Unfortunately this schadenfreude is the misfortune of the little people.

Much less enjoyable.

Here2Go's picture

Turducken!

 

You cook it in an oven, which is wrapped in a kitchen, which is wrapped inside your house.

 

TURDUCKEN!

Manthong's picture

Or..

Herr Merkel, when does Turkey get its 6 Billion Euro to keep from opening the 80 IQ floodgates?

giovanni_f's picture

what exactly do you mean with "schadenfreude" referring to my comment? Do you know what "schadenfreude" means?

Boubou's picture

Don't think he completely understands the word "schadenfreude"

kuwa mzuri's picture

Ironically, Germany and the EU need "Young Turks" reformers.

sun tzu's picture

Young Turks are socialist totalitarian globalists who enjoy crawling up Obozo and Hitlery's ass

thinkmoretalkless's picture

Yeah it's hard to find in the US these days....but then everybody is busy looking for Pokemon.

junction's picture

Stasi bitch Merkel never changed her stripes, she has total contempt for Western civilization. 

giovanni_f's picture

this is correct, junction. In the tender age of 13 this creature from hell - with the most disgustingly bitten down fingernails you can google -  wrote pieces on her zeal to destroy west germany. Madness...

Right-on Left-off's picture

Since when has any political reformed???

TAALR Swift's picture

She's no 'Chancellor'.  She's a Chance-a-Lore, a Cankerlore, a Dance-a-Hore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-0XjrBVT0

 

Peacefulwarrior's picture

Fraulein, What We do in Darkness eventually comes to the Light

Panic Mode's picture

Turkey will be the next Syria. The writing is on the wall.

 

  • Open border
  • Force Greece to take on more loan even they voted no
  • Deutsch Bank

 

Thank you Merkel. You brilliantly single handed fuck up spectacularly. You scheisse in politicis and you scheisseas a human being. You are a pure scheisse, nothing else.

War Machine's picture

Merkel did not fuck up.

She is doing what she is supposed to for her masters:

http://www.renegadetribune.com/why-the-migrant-invasion-of-europe/

You don't win that^ award because you're working in the best interests of a European nation.

Boubou's picture

She also caused brexit. When Cameron went to EU ( read Merkel)  for a concession on unrestriced immigration, she humiliated him, so he went back to the referendum with nothing to offer, and no credibility. This tipped the balance to exit. She is smart enought to know that.

Son of Loki's picture

Anyone who has common sense and the ability has left or is packing their bags now before they get caught up in the massive bloodshed and misery that Erdogan is bringing down on his people.

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

She and Hillary would make great cell mates.

Miffed

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

Although they'd both want to be top dog.

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Well, they do qualify as Top Bitches.

(With apologies to female dogs.)

Allen_H's picture

There is an image in my mind I did not want to see.

CorporateCongress's picture

You funny! Hillary and cell.. You know law ia only for normal people

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Well, I do take some comfort King Louis XVI uttered the essence of those words. He didn't end well at La Place de la Concorde.

Miffed

directaction's picture

I'd much rather have Iran join the EU. Persians are civilized, smart, kind, well-educated.
And there there aren't any of those damn Turks in Iran. 

xrxs's picture

Their only fault is that they live under a theocracy.

Boondocker's picture

Have seen many of those in power lately have we?

GreatUncle's picture

Shia not wahabbi fantics.

I know a few shia muslims, they call the wahabbis the muslims with black hearts.

g'kar's picture

just what the eu needs, another dicktator ready to flood europe with millions of more muslims

Panic Mode's picture

That bitch is masturbating with Hilter poster in her room

Schmuck Raker's picture

This calls for a commission!

CPR Steps_30 pumps_2 breaths_then repeat's picture

Angela Merkel... you're fired!

Vladimir Putin... you're hired!

tarabel's picture

 

 

I really wish Hollande would stop being so selfish and let Chancellor Merkel have the phone number of his hair stylist.

PontifexMaximus's picture

welch ein altruistischer, freundschaftlicher rat, danke, danke!
You made my day.

The Duke of New York A No.1's picture

Somebody once said (can't remember his name - I think it rhymes with "Punker"): "when it gets serious, you have to lie".

newworldorder's picture

One reality that has proven true ALL the time are the following facts.

- Career politicians without knowledge of everyday society should not be allowed to rule/govern.

- Career Bureaucrats who have not worked for any gainful employment earning their daily bread should not be allowed to make and dictate National Policy.

thinkmoretalkless's picture

They all should be stranded on a deserted island so as to realize how useless and dependent they are. The starving survivors can then be shipped naked to the North Pole to experience global warming.

Panic Mode's picture

Merkel, you define the term: "FUCK UP". Just look at you.

Muse minus Time's picture

Turkey hedging it's bets after Brexit?  Another perspective: http://katehon.com/article/russia-turkey-and-kurdish-issue

Testudo321's picture

Frau Merkel is just adjusting to the New EU, that is just around the corner. In Islam women don't have much say, specially in public....

Motorhead's picture

Isn't Merkel bucking for UN Sec Gen?

Motorhead's picture

Isn't Merkel bucking for UN Sec Gen?

Atomizer's picture

Merkel, see if Lagarde, Janet Yellen and Hillary Clinton will bail you out.