"We're Here To Help?" Feds Go Door-To-Door In Florida Demanding Urine Samples Amid Zika Outbreak

Tyler Durden's picture

Submitted by Mac Slavo via SHTFPlan.com,

Officials have said that at least four people in Florida have contracted the Zika virus and warn that the virus now appears to be spreading domestically either through contact with mosquitoes or direct human-to-human transmission. Until recently, the virus only appeared in individuals infected outside of the United States, primarily in South America.

In an alarming development, according to CNN, federal, state and local officials have been deployed to canvas neighborhoods in Florida. The stated purpose is to ask questions, request urine samples and determine the spread of the virus.

Officials believe the local transmission is confined to a small area north of downtown Miami within a single ZIP code. However, local, state and federal health officials are continuing their investigation, which includes going door-to-door to ask residents for urine samples and other information in an effort to determine how many people may be infected. Additional cases are anticipated.

As noted by Erin Elizabeth of HealthNutNews.com it is not clear whether officials are asking or “demanding” these samples.

Folks, you read this correctly. The feds and other local authorities are going DOOR TO DOOR to private residences asking (demanding?) urine samples.


What if a resident does not comply?  What else are they testing for? Would you comply?


I can tell you right now I am not giving any local or federal agent my urine. If arrest were the alternative then let them arrest me. I have nothing to hide, but no way would I submit to such a test if the feds showed up at my door. Some experts I’m speaking with are saying they’re asking for urine under the guise of “Zika virus” when it is, in fact, for something much more sinister. This is very disturbing to me.

While many Americans may consider the actions of officials as looking out for the interests of the public, this is the first time in recent memory that the government has deployed teams of officers and agents to personal residences following a contagion concern. Perhaps the most recent example of a similar response by the federal government was when they declared a de facto state of martial law after the Boston Marathon bombing.

Given that Zika is not necessarily life threatening, and no actual captured mosquitoes in Florida have been shown to be carrying the virus, it is unclear why officials found it necessary to deploy teams to personal residences.

Perhaps they are doing it out of an abundance of caution, though for the reasons cited above that makes little sense.

One possible reason behind the moves is that, per President Obama’s Executive Order #13707 entitled Using Behavioral Science Insights to Better Serve the American People, the government is using this crisis as an opportunity to collect behavioral data on how residents respond to government officials knocking on their doors.

The ultimate goal of such studies and procedural exercises could have something to do with another EO signed by Obama and dubbed the Executive Doomsday Order. Under that order, the President merely needs to declare an emergency in order to implement a variety of responses including the allocation of health resources, the manpower to support health initiatives, detention of individuals considered to be posing a threat to the public, forced health testing, and the security to ensure the Secretary of Health and Human Services can implement its plans once ordered to do so.

Zika does not appear to be the kind of virus or deadly threat that would require door-to-door visits from government officials.

Thus, one can, arguably, conclude that, as Erin Elizabeth noted, there is something much more sinister at play.

Anytime the government starts knocking on doors their actions should be immediately suspect. In the words of President Ronald Reagan:

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”

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Mr. Universe's picture

Another false flag government lie. Move on.

Zer0head's picture

and then there's this and it's still only July

Aristotle of Greece's picture
Aristotle of Greece (not verified) Zer0head Jul 31, 2016 11:13 AM

Why should we believe the Fed and the Scientists when they constantly LIE?

Muddy1's picture

I think that the federal officials should go around DEMANDING blood samples to determine who is infected with HIV/AIDS.  Let's see how well that is received when the explaination given is that it is in the interest of public health.

Will the infected people be quarantined?  I meant the ZIKA infected people.


knukles's picture

Each and every sample will be screened and simply put, Not  A Single Fucking Sample will be Drug Free.
Grandma on Oxy, even the Charlottes Web smoker will have a small residual THC

This, is about as far an invasion of privacy as there is.

Get the fuck off my property.

Pimp of the Day #2.  Use your pet's urine. 

(Pimp of the Day #1 suggested a while ago was to unplug your neighbor's electric car every night)

CheapBastard's picture

Zer0head,  That's just one more reason why I am voting for Donald Trump....to see more of the elegant and beautiful Melania and less [or none] of the wookie. Can you imagine a nude pic of the wookie in ANY publication?



MagicHandPuppet's picture

I'll give them the "urine sample" I've always wanted to give.  Perhaps they'll even catch a drop or two ;)

Manthong's picture

Suggestion... Get a Super Soaker squirt rifle, drink a lot – beer would be good, fill it (get the family involved)  and deploy when appropriate.

 “Can you imagine a nude pic of the wookie”
Crap, now I have to rinse the vomit burp out of my mouth… now where did I put that bottle of Jack?

Normalcy Bias's picture

You want my urine sample? OK...

Kneel down and open WIDE!

zeronetwork's picture

I like to see what MDB has to say about this.

JRobby's picture

He does not work on Sunday's, a real traditionalist with a twist.

JRobby's picture

Zika, like AIDS was created in a lab.

If the plan works fully (no GOVT plan ever works that well) there could be a generation of people so handicapped that they will be totally reliant on GOVT for their entire lives.

Patented in 1947 by Rockefeller group:  http://www.collective-evolution.com/2016/02/04/1947-rockefeller-patent-s...

knukles's picture

Yes indeed.  And in case somebody out there hasn't looked into this stuff....
Zika is patented by the Rockefeller Foundation.
Guess who started Planned Parenthood
Guess who works in Tandem with the Gates "Foundation" to "inoculate" poor people worldwide.  Often the inoculations "mistakenly" include substances to make the woman infertile.

Welcome NWO!  We Hope You Have a Blast!

Normalcy Bias's picture

Didn't this new, improved strain of Zika first appear in the same region of Brazil where Oxitec had released genetically modified mosquitoes?

Surely, that's only a coincidence.

Drachma's picture

Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HcG) in Tetanus vaccine complexed with viral proteins = auto-immune response to indigenous HcG = never having a baby ever again. See patent for recombinant birth control (US 4780312 A). Cheers.

Manthong's picture

..and guess who actively suppresses natural, homeopathic medicine in favor of drugs and surgery?

..and guess who bought up all the electric (bus) ground transport all over the country and replaced them with petroleum based transportation?

..and guess who benefits from the global warming scam?

..there is more.


Lorca's Novena's picture

I'm at a cafe and clicked on the link, some dude behind me is still hiding somehing in his lap.

Thanks amigo! Had a chuckle.

Muddy1's picture

No, no, no, he's not hiding something, he's spanking the monkey.

Manthong's picture

Well, there goes Utah.

Oh, you say it wasn't there to begin with?

I guess they are too busy dealing with all their Obama-muslims.

jaxville's picture

 That is a very comforting photo shoot.  Now I know (for sure) that Donald's wife is in fact a woman unlike the current president. 

OpTwoMistic's picture

Thanks for the pic.  Hope she took a lot of pictures. When you are married (to same person) after 30 years pics help you remember why.

awakeRewe's picture

Way better than obammy's mommy ... remember?

thinkmoretalkless's picture

I found that NYP revelation enlightening and its stimulated me to vote Trump.

Aristotle of Greece's picture
Aristotle of Greece (not verified) Mr. Universe Jul 31, 2016 11:13 AM

Agree. All lies.

williambanzai7's picture

How to piss people off

Spigot's picture

So, 4 cases. Probably sexually transmitted. No evidence presented that they have done in field mosquito trapping and testing. What real news is this forcing off the screen???

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.  We are all being pissed on by Uncle Sam though.

Chupacabra-322's picture

Politely say, "you do not have my consent." "If ypu attempt to take it by force I will defend myself Agaist False Imprisonment by lethal force if necessary."

"Respectly, have a nice day."

KnuckleDragger-X's picture

I just wonder which neighborhood exactly, since some of them I wouldn't go into without, at least, an infantry company and artillery support.....

knukles's picture

Oh, and you're hereby formally notified to Not Trespass Upon My Property Again.
That's right.
Y'all step over that sidewalk, there will be a shooting.

Stormtrooper's picture

I'm sure that if they are successful in Florida, they will expand to all 50 separate and sovereign states.  We can't just shoot'em on our property in Ohio.  We have Castle doctrine.  Only applies if they come inside my home.  So, I'll leave the door unlocked and if they are aggressive enough to invade, I always have one O'them black rifles with lots'o'ammo within 20 feet.  I just have to make sure they can't crawl back out the door to assure my rights.

MsCreant's picture

Govt.: [Knock, knock, knock]

US Public: "Piss off!"

SubjectivObject's picture

Chant with me now:

Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia Pissonia ....

weburke's picture

the whole zitka thing is a lie.  and zero is cooperating.

The Duke of New York A No.1's picture

The US economy will slow down over the coming months because of ZIKAAAAAAAAAAAAA ... just in time for MRS. HERO to save everyone ... HONEST.

the.ghost.of.22wmr's picture
the.ghost.of.22wmr (not verified) Jul 31, 2016 11:01 AM

They see me pissin'
They hatin'
Patrolling they tryin to catch me pissin' dirty
Tryin to catch me pissin' dirty
Tryin to catch me pissin' dirty
Tryin to catch me pissin' dirty
Tryin to catch me pissin' dirty

mvsjcl's picture

"And there ain't nothing like a friend
Who can tell you you're just pissing in the wind..."

InsaneAngloWarLord's picture

I have clean piss for sale.

flyingcaveman's picture

Doesn't matter.  As if they'll actually test your piss.  Even if there is some kind of road side zika-virus piss test kit, how do you know it doesn't have 100% false positives?  What you need is clean test results.

E.F. Mutton's picture

They just want to test for genetic mutations in the virus they created.

I think I'm kidding on that, not sure.

blue51's picture

You are probably correct .

83_vf_1100_c's picture

  re: The Law of Unintended Consequences. You start out with a man-made virus to screw up babies and next thing you know it mutates into... zombies! /s

The 22nd Prime's picture

South Florida resident here. My Rottweiler loves it when someone rings the doorbell. Solicitors generally go away after about 30 seconds.