Obama Will Visit Louisiana...But After Bill's Birthday Bash In Martha's Vineyard?

Tyler Durden's picture

Yesterday we asked whether Obama cares about black people after he took some heat from a Baton Rouge newspaper for not visiting the state amid catastrophic flooding.  Obama chose, instead, to spend the day golfing with Larry David, his 9th round of golf in the 14 days he's been on vacation. 

Looks like a really fun time! 


Due to his rigorous golf schedule, Obama sent US Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson to visit Louisiana who explained that Obama "can't be everywhere" because he "has a very busy schedule."  


Well, turns out Obama will make his way down to Louisiana but AFTER Bill's 70th Birthday Bash in Martha's VineyardI mean, can you fault the guy...look how happy Bill is when he gets to play with balloons (pun intended).  

Bill Balloons


Meanwhile, Trump did take the opportunity to visit Louisiana earlier today and called on Obama to "get off the golf course and get down there."


But the the White House was quick to point out that Obama's decision to wait to visit next week wasn't a matter of self-interest...he was just looking out for Louisiana's best interests as he apparently didn't want his motorcade to interfere with first responders and their recovery efforts.  According to NBC:

The President is mindful of the impact that his travel has on first responders and wants to ensure that his presence does not interfere with ongoing recovery efforts," The White House said.


"He is also eager to get a first-hand look at the impact of the devastating floods, hear from more officials about the response, including how the federal government can assist and tell the people of Louisiana that the American people will be with them as they rebuild their community and come back stronger than ever," the White House said.

Isn't he just so considerate?  We guess Obama does truly care about black people after all.

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lakecity55's picture

What a fucking homo.

knukles's picture

spitting laughter

absolutely everything appears to be dysfunctional or broke beyond all repair

Those faces .... look at the Clinton's faces.  Honest to God there's something not right.
Nobody sane has that much fun with balloons after their 3rd birthday.

TruxtonSpangler's picture

People honestly think this guy wants a 3rd term? No way he wants a 3rd term, hes already got his shit boxed up to move out.

LadiesLoveCoolJames's picture

All is know is Trump's corn husk hair makes my asshole wet. Mmmmmm!

RacerX's picture

I would +10 your comment knukles. You are RIGHT ON. Something aint right with those two.

JLee2027's picture

Where is the outrage from the Media?  I remember Katrina well. It was like Bush had killed a gay person live on TV

onewayticket2's picture


there is no free press any longer.  it's dead.  the media is merely an extension of the DNC...nearly lockstep.


falconer's picture
falconer (not verified) lakecity55 Aug 19, 2016 4:46 PM

Obama or Larry David?

Berspankme's picture

both. Obama likes old white jews

Vatican_cameo's picture


That's where the Halfro-American got his start, Smoking the Shafts of Old White Jews.  I'll bet he can't wait to show Larry his version of Playing the Back Nine.  How many strokes are you allowed for each hole when playing "Who's got the Putter?"

drendebe10's picture

Allah forbid anything interfere with the grand imperial celebrity golf lifestyle of the illegal indonesian alien muslim fudgepacker.

JRobby's picture

Great opportunity for a drone strike.

Hohum's picture

Would Kanye say that the President doesn't like white people?


Don't be too hard on the President.  It might be Bill's last birthday.

Winston Churchill's picture

Hope springs eternal.

What about a double funeral ?

Consuelo's picture
- Teleprompters - Feet on the presidential desk - Golf like not-a-care-in-the-world - Etc. Are these the traits of a duly elected Leader, or the habits of a (carefully selected) Front Man?
NoDebt's picture

"The President is mindful of the impact that his travel has on first responders and wants to ensure that his presence does not interfere with ongoing recovery efforts," The White House said."

Didn't the press rake a certain former president over the coals for this same "I'm in no hurry to Louisiana after a major disaster" thing?  That explanation is EXACTLY the same reason given by Bush.  It might even be the same exact wording.

Chalky always gets a pass.  Always.


Rainman's picture

He relaxin befo he go get the real good clinton-like $$$ +++

WTFUD's picture

Can't expect him to grow a heart overnight. He's detached from reality. Probably stays clear of the Big Shitehouse with all the Neocons lying in wait to sell him the next Bloodbath. Hillary doesn't need the sales pitch as the rivers of blood in the Middle-East don't resonate. The savages run the show and decide for fun or financial gain who dies next.

CourtOfAtom's picture

O-BongHit probably hates America more now then did 8 years ago.

Lumberjack's picture

Just ask the folks st Martha's Vineyard how considerate they really are.


JRobby's picture

Ha!!!! Used to be a nice neighborhood..........

BeerMe's picture

If I was in a disaster zone I wouldn't want to see any president.

falconer's picture
falconer (not verified) BeerMe Aug 19, 2016 4:51 PM

corrupt LA should love it- they get tens of billion$  in disaster aid from the Feds to dole out to their contractor crony buddies

AllTimeWhys's picture

Welcome to Bill's Birthday bash! The punch bowl is over there, the interns are over there, please bash responsibly!

stant's picture

Every birthday they have at this point means not another fed holiday I won't get off work for anyway

Swamp Yankee's picture

Anyone who has had the misfortune of being in the vacinity of a POTUS visit knows how his presance will barjanx absolutly everything.   Last thing a dissaster zone needs is one more major disruption.


W actaully got that one right.

Berspankme's picture

He didnt have any problem going to Jersey when he was running for office. Guy is a jagoff, admit it

dogismycopilot's picture

Hmm, so you can fill up a few C-17s with alot of aid...or if your people hate you a few armored limos and a 100 person security detail.


BiteMeBO's picture

The Big Squeegee

Herdee's picture

He's doing the same thing Bush did to New Orleans.He doesn't give a flyin' fuck about his own.Disgraceful conduct.All black folks should be ashamed that they voted for this asshole.

thismarketisrigged's picture

crickets from the fucking liberal run piece of shit media.


how the fuck does this asshole, who fucking has air force 1 where he can fucking go anywhere in the fucking world on seconds notice, yet this bastard cant fucking take a minute out of his vacation time with his  family to go and visit the victims in louisiana who r suffering?


this man truly is a despicable piece of shit.  meanwhile trumps there today, media does not say a damn word.

Lumberjack's picture

Bill: Hey Malia, I've got some really good weed....meet me out back after the party!

falconer's picture
falconer (not verified) Lumberjack Aug 19, 2016 5:41 PM

if she's anything like her "mom" Slick Willy may get a Sunday Surprise under that skirt

Skiprrrdog's picture

Why should LA even care if some lying, oreo-cookie, faggot of a failed POTUS even bothers to show his limp wristed, lame dick ass there...the guy can choke on a bag of dicks for all anyone cares...him and that man-beast he is 'married' to...

bornlastnight's picture

"...But After Bill's Birthday Bash In Martha's Vineyard?"

BILL FUCKING WHO?  What do you think we are?  Mindreaders?

w a l k - a w a y's picture

Miles Mathis has an interesting take on Obama's visits to Martha's Vineyard in The Hidden King(s).


Ask yourself why Presidents still vacation on Martha's Vineyard. Every year, Obama goes on vacation there. Why would he do that? When there, he is probably the only black person on the entire island. It is not a common resort for black families. And he is not the only President to vacation or visit Martha's Vineyard for no reason. Clinton is known to have “vacationed” there, although he had no ties to Massachusetts, Cape Cod, or the Island. In fact, every other President since Kennedy has either vacationed or visited Martha's Vineyard while in office—usually on a yearly basis. What do you think they are all doing there?


Read as a PDF from Miles Mathis website or in html at Gaian Corps.

WTFUD's picture

Reckon's 4% but how many are polishing the silver?

cheech_wizard's picture

Riding the Flying Horses Carousel? 

Children can only take so many views of vistas and oceans, so a quick stop by the historic Flying Horses Carousel should be in order. Established in 1876, it is the nation’s oldest platform carousel, and has been designated a national landmark by the US Department of the Interior. It originally operated at Coney Island, N.Y., until the Martha’s Vineyard Preservation Trust brought it to the island in 1986, hoping to save it from dismantling. Try to grab the ring and you get a free ride. Otherwise, it’s $2.50 per operation. Nostalgia included.

Standard Disclaimer: It's sort of a pilgrimage if you have relatives living in Massachusetts.

Team_Huli's picture

Bill doesn't even know it's his birthday.  He always looks and talks like he's in la-la land...

Pomkiwi's picture

I am surprised we haven't seen the 'Reagan lawn walk' as proof that he is on deck. Is  Golf Kart #1 in for repairs, haven't seen it lately.

junkyard dog's picture

And to make sure his motorcade will not impact Martha Vineyards streets, he will fly with pedophile Bill on the Jeffrey Epstein Lolita Express.

The Gardener's picture
The Gardener (not verified) Aug 19, 2016 5:54 PM

Hopefully a rare tornado will descend on Martha's Place and take every one of those fockers with it.

Wouldn't the WORLD be a better place?

Think about it.

cheech_wizard's picture

Donald Trump visited Louisiana Friday as the state is experiencing massive flooding. Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama have yet to visit the state.

Trump is visiting Louisiana with his running mate Indiana Gov. Mike Pence to offer his support to the flood victims. Tens of thousands of residents have been displaced and at least 13 people have been killed in the flooding. The GOP nominee was greeted warmly when he visited Baton Rouge. “We knew you’d be here Mr. Trump,” a supporter yelled out from a crowd.

cheech_wizard says: Whether the below was a staged photo op or not, it's always good to see something like this...

Trump and Pence were also seen helping unpack a truck with supplies. The two have visited homes and a church damaged by the flooding. Trump told one man who had a damaged home, “you’re going to rebuild. It’s going to be so beautiful.”

cheech_wizard says:  Hillary posts on Facebook, and Obama tees up another golf shot...

Clinton has not visited Louisiana and wrote on Facebook, “I just got off the phone with Governor John Bel Edwards in Louisiana. The flooding there is bigger than anyone expected—more than 40,000 homes have been damaged and more than 100,000 people have been affected.”


“My heart breaks for Louisiana, and right now, the relief effort can’t afford any distractions. The very best way this team can help is to make sure Louisianans have the resources they need,” Clinton added. President Obama is currently away on vacation.

Standard Disclaimer: http://dailycaller.com/2016/08/19/trump-visits-flooding-in-louisiana-cli...    (Trump being as media savvy as he is, the photos of Pence and him unloading supples will surface very soon...)