Vanderbilt University Name Placards For Faculty Offices Will Now Include "Preferred Pronouns"

Tyler Durden's picture

A few weeks back we warned that Princeton University was fed up with people using "gender binary" hate speech like "freshman" (see "Princeton University Kindly Requests You Stop Using "Gender-Binary" Hate Speech Like "Freshman"") and had released an official guide on how to develop "gender-inclusive" speech. 

Now it seems as though the lunacy of the educated elitists in New England is spreading like an infectious disease to schools south of the Mason-Dixon line.  As pointed out by the Daily Caller, Vanderbilt University's "Faculty Senate Gender Inclusivity Task Force" recently started posting the following flyers around campus urging students and faculty to announce their "preferred pronouns" when introducing themselves. 

Offer your name and pronoun in faculty meetings, committees, and other spaces where students may not be present

  • “I’m Steve and I use he/him/his pronouns. What should I call you?”
  • “My pronouns are they/them/theirs. May I ask yours?”

People who "identify" as "gender-fluid" are encouraged to use newly created pronouns "Ze/Zir/Zirs" or "Ze/Hir/Hirs."  We have absolutely no clue what that means and have exactly 0 interest in trying to figure it out so if you desire more info then you're on your own.

Finally, students and staff are encouraged to admit when they make a gender assessment mistake and learn from it for the next encounter.

Graciously accept correction. Apologize and learn for next time.


Take initiative. Do not expect others to remind you of their name and pronouns.


"Thank you for reminding me. I apologize and will use the correct name and pronoun for you in the future.”

Couldn't correcting someone be considered a "micro-aggression" under certain circumstances? 



And while we were trying to holdout hope that this lunacy was somehow reserved to some small fringe elements of campus and didn't reflect the view of the unspoken majority of sane individuals at Vandy...the following tweet came along, showing that name placards around campus will now include "preferred pronouns", and crushed our nice, cozy "safe place."


What more is there to say?

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Bilderberg Member's picture

I need a college degree to know my gender?

El Vaquero's picture

Yes.  You see, there is this complicated device called a zipper that you have to be educated to operate.  Once you learn how to operate it, however, you can self check your gender.  

Bilderberg Member's picture

But that's reasoning...How can a college justify charging $50,000 a year teaching that?....So they concoct "enlightment", that's where the big money is.

Laowei Gweilo's picture

can T-Rex be my pronoun?


i think i'm a t-rex trapped in a white devil's body.... i just wanna be freeeeee

Vatican_cameo's picture


I'm getting the impression that if Russia nuked the entire US instead of D.C., we'd all be much better off.

auricle's picture

Same thing occuring at Portland State University...presumably others...

knukles's picture

Somebody's Majoring in Assholeness

forexskin's picture

somebody is using 1984 and newspeak as a manual again... this can only end badly.

Bilderberg Member's picture

It wll be so much easier for hillary to stick us in FEMA camps after they've stripped us of our human idenity.

Whoa Dammit's picture

Just call 'em all It, as in "I'm fucking over It."

The_Dude's picture

It's nice actually. ..I now have a way to call every liberal a perverted, confused faggot with two simple letters...'how are Zi doing today? ' :)

bigkahuna's picture

the Commodore himself would not like this trivial bs.

Backin2006's picture

Zer is zomething a little Nazi about all zeese Zed Pronounz!

bleu's picture
bleu (not verified) The_Dude Sep 10, 2016 9:05 PM

Gender Fluid? Sexual Deviancy knows no end.

Captain Chlamydia's picture

As in: mr Blue frantically searched for his balls, and decided, upon finding both an asshole at his rear and one asshole at his front side, that the proper nouns should be: 

Hello, I'm double ass, or DA for short.

This is DAS work. 

I cannot understand DA reasoning. 

barndoor's picture

It's all well and good for Vanderbilt to support the "gender fluid", but what are they doing for those of us who are "pronoun fluid".

What about those of us who wake up one morning a "he", but then wake up the next a "ze"?  

This hasn't happened to me yet, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

I know that the ZH community wants to be a least as inclusive as Vandy, so I will invite each of you to be my friend on facebook.  Each day I will post my gender, once I determine what it is.  Then all you folks can check my post and address me that day with the corresponding pronoun.  I will of course do the same for all of you.

Just to get the ball rolling, today I am a "he".  

Thanks guys, gals, gzes, gzirs, etc.!

blargg's picture

And what about people who are name-fluid? /s

resaci's picture

The assaholics have overtaken the asylum.


Handful of Dust's picture

It's no wonder American students score lower in maff and science then Azerbaijan Community College (ACC) students when you see shit like this these universities are involved with.

So It Goes's picture

ah c'mon - if u'r gonna critcize:


It's "maff and science THAN" not then.  Pleeze.

Arnold's picture

What leads you to that contusion, Zi?

yovatti's picture
yovatti (not verified) Laowei Gweilo Sep 10, 2016 6:59 PM

Ooooh, let me try one to see if I've got the hang of it:

"Ze is a disgusting faggot, and I wouldn't shake his hand even with gloves on."

Did I get it right? I do so want to be sensitive.


Insomnant's picture

It'd be "zir hand." And you really should have included something about doing your patriotic duty to humankind by covering zem in a gasoline-styrofoam mix and setting zem on fire.

American Psycho's picture

I just wholeheartedly refuse to ever use these made up pronouns. 

847328_3527's picture

I'll have to wait for Kaitlyn Jenner and Kim Kartrashian to weigh in on the issue before I render an opinion.

PTR's picture

Use "dumb shit."  That's pretty gender-neutral.

"Hey, dumb shit.  How are you?"

"That group of dumb shits over there..."

"Who's glove is this?  It's dumb shit's over there."

See?  Works perfect.


Now for REAL fun, I'd like to see the vanderbuilt kids take on the brown U. kids in a sensitivity elimination game.  Last one to not make a statement that offends someone gets shamed for being the intellectual and emotional equivalent of unwanted body fluids.

RogerMud's picture

not foolproof, some folks can be naked, and still not know their gender.

jcaz's picture

Bonus to first member to insist their pronoun be "Sir"-

Double if it's a chick.

ACES FULL's picture

To all the pretty young college chicks,just call me "Big Daddy".

AlaricBalth's picture

Zir AlaricBalth.
Geez I feel like a douche bag...

Troy Ounce's picture


What happened to BITCH, and FUCKING FUCK?

Times are changing!

Burticus's picture

I think fucking fuck and asshole are OK, since they are gender neutral, but they can't use gender specific bitch, cunt, wench, dick, etc.

Tallest Skil's picture

My preferred pronouns are "homosexuals are mentally ill", "trannies are mentally ill," and "Hillary Clinton should be executed for treason."

Refusal to use these pronouns in reference to me is a hate crime.

Burticus's picture

These coddled commies have turned nice words like "gay" and "rainbow" into profanities, so I make sure to always use fag, queer, pervert, fudge packer, carpet muncher, bull dyke, etc. modified with antagonistic adjectives and adverbs.

It's a daily war against the thought police that needs fighting and, since I don't give a $#!+ about what any of these pukes think or like, I always give 'em back double until they slink away to their thafe thpatheth.  The next time they see me, they walk by quietly, cringing like a beaten dog.  If every normal, thinking person did this every time without exception, these syphulated cunts would stay in their closets where they belong.

algol_dog's picture


I have a way to make them all non-specific gender inclusive.

Put them all in a meat grinder and press start -

Larry Dallas's picture

God, am I happy my wife and I weren't able to have kids.

We need a fucking compuslive draft. And quick.

Butter-Cup's picture
Butter-Cup (not verified) Bilderberg Member Sep 11, 2016 1:02 AM

My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My sisters friend has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is what I do...

Burticus's picture

You and your sister's friend suck cocks in Hell online?

edotabin's picture

"I need a college degree to know my gender?"

Apparently, going to college can assist in helping you forget your gender.


spdrdr's picture

Ve have vays to make you talk!

onewayticket2's picture

how about:  IT/IT/ITS


Kirk2NCC1701's picture

That's for Computer Science majors and Trans-humans (seeking computer and tech implants).

iAmerican2's picture

To groom aspirants to America's JFK-assassinating, 9/11-committing satanic ruling false-elite Vandy clearly is rid of God and Reason.

Yen Cross's picture


  What a bunch of douche tards.

Pumpkin's picture

Douche tard.  There ya go!  Universally applicable.

El Vaquero's picture

The fucking mooks are catering to 0.2%-0.3% of the population.  I've got news for them:  Either a person is a passable tranny and will blend in, or that person is always going to be out of place, no matter what pronoun is used.  Identity politics is cancer.